How do you get away from crazy parents? I can't afford

>>26188102
if i knew i would do it

Jump a bus innacity and go job hunting there, try to,find some free places to couch cruise, etc

At least, that's been the advice I've been getting in a similar thread on /adv/

I'm in the same situation, i've just been sleeping during the day to avoid her.

>last Thursday
>toilet started acting up
>wouldn't flush
>try snaking it several times
>must be the sewer line
>probably roots from the cedar tree that she refuses to cut down even though it's ruining the foundation
>"but it looks nice"
>anyway, can't fix the toilet myself
>i do a lot for her but this isn't my house and i'm not going to deal with a plumber for her
>explain what i think the problem is
>tell her to call a plumber tomorrow morning
>cut to Friday morning
>"did you call a plumber?"
>"i'll do it later"
>explain to her that it's Friday and they're going to charge extra if you call on the weekend
>she goes and gets a hotel room at a casino all weekend
>she thinks i'll concede to this shit and call deal with a plumber myself
>no
>piss in sink, and shit at a gas station
>Monday, i don't say anything
>hear her yelling
>few hours later there's some guy working on the toilet

i wish the memes were accurate, living with your mother as an adult is awful

>>26188102
I believe there are websites for couch surfing. Take a bus somewhere nice, sleep on people's couches until while applying for jobs.

Strangers are better than crazy family.

>>26188525
How do I know I won't end up getting murdered by strangers?

>>26188525

Thing is there's literally not enough jobs in my city. Every job i'm qualified for, has hundreds of people applying just for 1 spot. The odds of getting a job are slim to none, especially since I'm ugly, loner, and have not much experience and gaps in my job history. Every time I go for an interview i immediately know I won't get it because I'm surrounded by sexy girls and Chads applying for the same job.

>>26189125
temp agencies, headhunters, other programs. University career centers, fairs. not saying its easy but you may be making it difficult for yourself

>>26189277
If anything those seem to be inviting you into a situation with even more concentrated competition than regular jobhunting.

>>26189332
>seem
things aren't always as they seem.

>>26188102
Can you allshare stories about your parents being crazy?
My mom is good. My sisters are the problem. Huge problem.

>>26189522
How can you sisters be problem? How old are you?

>>26188102
That's what I'm pretty much on right now. I just want to run to a big city where I can work and get a cheap apartment in the ghetto. I'd honestly sleep on a floor in a closet take a living room I'd do anything.

You could try renting a 1br with someone and take the couch and knock like 100 off rent or something for letting them have the room. Try dorms and hostels and shit maybe there's places you can work for a bed

>>26189562
One is 31, the other is 9. I'm 21. The 31 doesn't accept my neetdom. She makes sure to remind me every single day of how much of a failure I am and how I'm a wSte of money and space.
The younger is not so bad, just a pain in the ass. I'm positive she has weird feelings for me, cause she's always so touchy, so grinding, siting on my lap at every oportunity. My luck is that I'm gay, or I'd be facing serious pedo cock tease.

>>26189522
Simply imagine your sister being your mother.

>>26188102
Sorry to hear that bro
Meanwhile I'm here all alone in my apartment, just reheated a big bowl of cilli, turns out it's better after a few days in the fridge. Perfect food for a comfy cold night if you ask me
And now I'm feeling really toasty in bed with a full stomach feeling warm and drifting off to sleep.
Feels great because i m a neet too so I can wake up comfy tomorrow and just enjoy my apartment for the morning, daddy is taking me to lunch so I don't even have to coock wich is a huge weight lifted out of my shoulders really.
I wish I could spare a fuck to give about you, I really do

>>26189646
Asking me 9 times a day when I'll start working, and how she raised a hobo, a failure, how she should've had aborted me, and how she gave all her life for me and I threw it all away and wasted every oportunity?
Yeah, I can't imagine that.

>>26189704
That's what it's like, friendo.

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>>26188102
kill her
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>26189566
you know you could apply for a job in your small town and move there after you've been hired right?

>>26189805
Ok I'll just ride in with the Amish buggies and monster trucks

>>26189643
Oh boy That happened to me once, but on the opposite side. My uncle came to live in our town, bringing his child boy with him, 8 or 10, i don't know. I was 20. The boy was clearly gay. Like, very obviously gay. That fucker basically raped me. He would take every opportunity to touch my abs, I had a fit body then, he would scrub my chest hair, drop my underwear and try to touch muh dick. I'm straight doe, so it was all pretty annoying. I tried to tell my uncle and he got mad at me and acused me of being a gay pedo abusing his son. My father had a huge fight with him and I never got to see him or the boy again.
Nowadays he's all grown up and is more masculine them I expected him to be, but is still a huge faggot who fucked half of the city. I wonder what his father thinks of the episode now.

>>26189805
Chances are really slim tho plus they will require you to go to an interview if not 3
Still you would need a place to crash for a few months and the first paycheck isn't going to be enough for a deposit or anything really
Renting couches and rooms is a scam since you get no legal protection so they can throw you out at any point, call the cops on you and even keep your stuff

>>26189844
If only he was 14 instead of 10
Then I could have masturbated to this post

>>26189841
would having a qt amish gf and churning butter all day not be better than what you're currently doing?

>>26189930
id rather sleep on the l train

>>26188102
Nope sorry. In your same position except I have a job but she's always trying to take my money even though she has thousands.

So you need a place to crash for a few weeks maybe even a month, is that all you need really?
Then you are in luck because I have an offer for you, you may come live with me at my apartment if you clean everything including my dick everyday
I will even feed you, real food even,
You can stay up to 3 weeks, really after 3 weeks I'm throwing you out, or until you find a job
No ugly people or hlacks allowed tho

>>26189923
Damn ephebophiles. If you gonna be arrested anyway, taste the sweeter fruit of children.
You know 14 is legal age where I live. You cpuld live the fuccboi dream here

>>26190100
We're do you live anon?
Original post
Please

>>26190214
Brazil. But most of europe has 14 for its legal age. American law is retarded.

>>26190355
What country has the sweetest teenager dick and the softest squishiest bums anon?
Teach me your ways

>>26188102
Work in the field with the Mexicans if you're so desperate for a job.

>>26189125
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGTDS6ftK_U this applies to you