Can lesbians and robots be friends?

Yeah lesbians are ok.

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Why not? Robots have good tastes in girls, straight guys are always cool buds.

>>26182696
No fuck lesbians its the jew of the sexual orientation s
>they want you to think they are hot
>they a re not
>most of them are ugly, fat and in their 50s
>they are jealous of straight guys for pulling cute 20 somethings their whole life
>they honestly hate men no meme
>most of them can't stop poping out children I mean god 3 is enough, you are already 40
>they act like the most retarded of women and the laziest of men all together
>the lgbt community as a whole think children are toys, they adopt a kid then get tired of it and they pass it along to another.couple and this happens again and again until the kid ends up 14 and in an institution
>the butch gets jealous of the breeder and the kids relationship
>they think going to strip clubs and doing all kind of lgbt party's every other day is a good place to raise children ij

>>26182895
I can't speak for all dykes but I'm none of these things. I like men more than women to be honest, at least personality wise.

>>26182895
who hurt you

original the comment

>>26182508
NO! WOMAN HATE BETAS SO MUCH THEYD RATHER DATE THEMSELVES REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26182989
And I guess that 14 year old gay boy cumslut isn't the same as that 50 year old creepy perv that looks for boys under the age of 20 to come live with him and won't be allowed to leave the house on Craigslist right?

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This one time I tried to rob a dyke

>>26183031
Dude wot.

>>26182989
YOU LIE, ALL LESBIANS HATE MEN OR ELSE THEY WOULD FUCK US.

>>26183004
Sorry I can't Read your spoilers since I am on a smartphone
>everyone who has ever said anything bad about woman has been hurt by those women :) like
No, my dad is business partners with a lesbian who happens to be a a local celebrity kid you fucking not in the lgbt community
I have been to the party's, I have seen and heard the horror storys
, I have been to her workplace and seen her employees too
I have seen some of her kids grow up I know my shit

>>26183057
You will fu king grow up you will stop being a sexy lesbain tee hee and you will become exactly like this

>>26183004
And the same goes for swingers and those polyamorous too who aren't part of the lgbt movement but always cling togetger

>>26183004
Lesbians are scum of the earth. At least gay guys can be ok.

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>>26183116
Nah, I'm not even a sexy lesbian now. I'm trash as far as the lesbian community is concerned, I prefer 2D girls. I don't want children, I don't care about politics, I'm just a fucking loser that just likes girls.

I have nothing against men, men are cool. Anyone that likes girls and isn't a giant cunt is alright in my book.

>>26183185
Ok hear me out you are a lesbian who doesn't have contact with other lesbians you represent lesbians as well as a robot represents men
You get it now? And since this will be beneficial for you to know I will tell you, most lesbians become lesbians past the wall
There are few lesbians who had been lesbians since their early 20s

My best friends are a lesbian couple, yeah.

>>26183246
So you must know what I'm talking about even a tiny bit you heard about another lesbian couple

>>26183234
I never claimed to represent anyone, anon. Like I said at the start.

>I can't speak for all dykes
I only speak for myself. I've been a lesbian for as long as I can remember. I don't know many lesbians but I do know some. You're right, there are some girls that magically convert at will. I'm not speaking for them, I can only speak for myself.

>>26183261
You what? I'm not sure.

>>26183293
You've never liked penis?

>>26183301
How horrible they are for children
And if you live in the suburbs don't bother answering my questiom

>>26183293
Nland just how old are these childless lesbians?

>>26182508
lesbians are only calling themselves lesbians because they don't want to be with you. really they do not exist outside porn and if chad showed interest in them they would be straight immediately. the reason they call themselves lesbians is because they cannot get a chad and are passive agressive about it rather than getting a group of beta orbiters.

>>26182508
Just like any other group there's good and bad. The only general trait I've noticed is that lesbians are the only women that can be truly funny, like in that last lesbian thread with all the 2D>3D discussion. That was pretty based.

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>>26183343
Never, I can't even remember a single time where I thought "I want to sex with that guy." Even when I was little the people that drew my attention were the girls. The porn I looked at was always girls.

Even in high school when I was never the one drooling over Chad. I was the one in the locker room drooling over all the cute naked high school girls. But now I'm mostly 2D because women are just fucking assholes and have been assholes to me. I don't really align with the whole LGBT super PC movement shit so lesbians I've talked to online are always hostile like I'm not a true lesbian or whatever bullshit. I don't even want to deal with other women anymore.

Can't we all just masturbate to cute girls? Why does it always have to be so complicated? Fuck that shit.

my aunt's a lesbian, she's okay
she and her wife have a sweet salt water fish tank
haven't really met any other lesbians in my life

Lesbians are still women. So they are not allies of ours.

>>26183488
Because they are all ugly past the wall old women who are bitter and jealous about the world and think they know best and everyone else is the problem
That's why

lesbians don't exist, just another way for women to garner attention.

proof: you made this thread about yourself. now fuck off

>>26183575
Most women that are pretty do it for attention.

>>26183488
There's nothing wrong with the LGBT movement, they just want to be treated the same as everyone else.

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I like having a board that hates non-virgins and women who crave Chad dick along with NEET feels and weebshit. I wouldn't actually want to be friends with a robot personally though.

>>26182508
Lesbians are in need of dick to be straight so no.

>>26183595
About 90 percent of lesbians are bisexual.

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>>26183598
That's all well and dandy in theory but when you start trying to thought police everyone and getting people's lives ruined because they said something that wasn't full on hug box, that's when I have a problem.

Why would I want to associate myself with people like that?

>>26183598
>There's nothing wrong with the LGBT movement, they just want to be treated the same as everyone else.
Just get off this site, libtard.

>>26183598
No
Nohohoho
They are all kinds of fucked up
>we want children
>even tho we want to make party's with 100 adults every other day
>half this adults are fucked up in the head and can't distinguish a normal moment from a sexual one
>they are all drunk
>again the children are allowed at these party's
>8 year old children
>they are allowed among men who talk like women and think Bout nothing but sex 24/7
>swingers who are going to drunk drive to the nearest motel after the party and have orgys
>they don't get to know what any other male behaivours are acceptable because lol no dad
>on of their mothers throws tantrums because the other mother is paying the kids more attention
>the kids barely step in school at all
>I could go on and on

>>26183708
Is this>>26182854
Also your post?

>>26183598
Tl Dr you are pretty ignorant and stupid

>>26183691
That is correct. They are so sexual greedy that Chad just isn't enough.

>>26182854
>straight guys are always cool buds.

Ok, so you admit it's a way to instantly friendzone straight guys who you consider "creeps" e.g. not attractive enough. Got it

>>26183691
This is true

>>26183739
Don't forget about molestation.

>>26182508

No because lesbians still hate betas and love Chad like every other girl. They choose women over men, both in terms of sexuality and socially, politically, etc.

>>26182895

This too. All of this is true.

>>26183759
Yes.

>>26183780
Dude, I'm a lesbian. I'm not one of wishy-washy girls that's lesbians for 2 months, I'm a dyke and always will be. I don't even like trannies.

>>26183004

This is the shittiest normie meme.

>>26183811
I honestly don't think I ever heard about molestation happening
Wich doesn't mean that a sexually heavy environment of drunk adults is a healthy place to raise children
If a homlsexual couple wants a kid first thing they should do is get as far away from the lgbt community, i swear that shit is a cult

>>26183900
>Yes.
Then why are you trying so hard to make men like you in this thread? You don't help the sterotype that lesbians are just doing it for male attention.

>>26183900
>I'm not like other girls!
Here we go.

>>26183900
>maybe if I say dude he'll believe me

The fact that you know exactly what I mean "wishy washy lesbians" tells me you know that this is you. You're gonna snap out of it. Go back to >>>/lgbt/ with this bullshit you fucking attentionwhore piece of shit.

Lesbians are probably the closest chicks can get to robot so yea they're cool.

>>26183914
There is a reason why there are laws in countries that outlaw gays from adapting children.

>>26183917
I'm just giving my opinion, anon. What I said was the truth and from the heart, whether you ultimately like me or not is not important to me. I was 100% honest with you.

>>26183923
Well anon, tell me what to say then when what you're claiming simply isn't the truth.

>>26183938
Because I know what it is that means I must be one? You have to be one to know of it's existence. Are you a wishy-washy lesbian because you know of it? Exactly, that's a ridiculous point.

>>26184024
What is your goal here then?

>>26184024
You made a thread about how you want to pretty much be "one of the robots", that's begging for male attention in my book.

Seriously, girl. You are two things that nullify you having anything to do with a robot.

One, you are female.

Two, you are a lesbian aka a part of a lifestyle that saturates itself on sex with multiple partners.

We are not allies.

>>26184162
I have no goal. I was just posting and I got kind of piled on. I don't want to argue with you guys, I don't want to argue with anyone. If I had a goal, I guess it would be let's just get along.

I don't blame anyone for jumping on me, I've been here long enough to get it. I have no agenda though except maybe make some friends but even I don't, that's cool with me.

>>26184215
I didn't make this thread bro, I just posted in it.

>>26184251
Don't call me "bro", okay?

>>26184264
Fair enough, anon.

I'm sorry if I disrupted anything.

Yeah I'm friends with a lesbian and a bi girl or two I guess.

>>26184300
Are you gay too? Because that's what it sounds like.

>>26184251
Okay you seem genuine enough but why you do you come here? /r9k/ isn't exactly a good place for your kind.

>>26182508
>robots
>having friends

What the fuck is wrong with this board?

>>26184251
Shut the fuck up. u want to the center of attention. You know that a lot of guys have a fetish for Lesbians so the likelyhood of us denying you that attention is null-void. That's why you chose that pic in ur OP and are all "teehee i'm a lesbian, guise! ask me anything? :3"

Admit it, you ugly fat fuck.

My best friend is a lesbian. I don't mind lesbians so much.

>>26184352
She belongs on >>>/lgbt/, 2bh pham.

>>26184352
desu senpai, it kinda is

she sounds like a person that just doesn't fit with the world, she even said she prefer 2d girls over 3d, she may not have a penis, but i can say she fits our demographic well enough

>>26184352
There's really nowhere else to go. I've already expressed my disdain for the LGBT movement and /lgbt/ is literally tumblr 2.0. I can't fucking believe a place like that exists on this website, I really can't fucking believe it. Considering this is 4chan, I thought the culture would kind of blend in there and it would be way less PC. No way, that shit is hugbox central. It's disgusting. This place isn't meant for me but it's the most chill and I can relate on a lot of topics.

>>26182508
Yes. I have one and we talk about yuri

>>26184481
>/lgbt/ is literally tumblr 2.0
you ever been to /cgl/? Its even worse.

>>26184481
Let's say you're really lesbian and not some anon pretending to be one. You know the r9k stance on female gender and girls in absolute. If you want to lurk here, it's fine but stating that you're lesbians means two things : either you're a clumsy one or you want attention.

>>26184512
>a board about cosplay moans and deletes cosplay threads with attractive women
Pretty much a tumblr enclave on this site. Fat women not even once.

>>26184308
I'm not gay but most girls between 14 - 20 seem to be anything but straight these days.

>>26184512
I haven't been to /cgl/ but I will take your word for it if its anything close to /lgbt/.

>>26184570
I wasn't seeking attention, I apologize for my indiscretion. I guess I still need to adjust myself here.

>>26184718
get a trip so we know its you from now on

>>26182508
I would be chill with lesbians if it weren't for the obnoxious fact that so many guys want to be cucked by a lesbian and a bisexual girlfriend.

>>26184779
No way. I'll pass dude.

To the lesbot, how do you feel about homosexuality being a mental illness?

>>26184946
I don't know man, I'm not a scientist. It probably is a mental illness, honestly. It leads a lot of us to do some weird stuff. I think homosexuality and gender dysphoria are probably closely related somehow. If it is though, I don't think there's any way to "fix" us. Society needs to stop coddling LGBT people though, when you see gays or lesbians or whatever giving their children hormone treatment to try and turn them into girls or boys, it's probably time to tell them they're fucking out of their minds. I think that's despicable.

>>26185073
I'm a MtF transsexual and I don't agree at all. I think even kids can know when they're not the correct gender and it's better for them to start therapy earlier than later.

> implying a lesbot would give a robot the time of the day
> eww get away you beta, I only friend Chads

I wonder what would happen if I miraculously met one. Dat one-sided sexual tension.

> tfw you will never fwb a lesbot and have recreational sex while watching animu

I'm a guy and one of my best friends was lesbian.

She was batshit insane however, I eventually lost contact with her the third time after she checked into the mental hospital. But it was better that way because she was starting to treat her family and her friends like dogshit.

We fucked a few times and I could totally tell that she was a lesbian. The sex was mechanical and it felt like she was using me to masturbate. Definitely not as fun as one would imagine and actually kind of gross feeling in retrospect.

But my point is personality is the only thing that matters for friendship. I would be friends with gay guys and lesbians forever if they were kind people. I'm finding out that I really do not care about anything else other than that.

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>>26185169
I disagree and here's why. When I was a little girl, I was total tomboy. I dressed like a boy, I was rough, I played sports, I didn't like girls toys, I probably even said I hate being a girl a few times because it had limited me in playing with my friends at times.

If that were today, my mom or dad probably would say if they were obscenely liberal "She doesn't identify as a girl at all, maybe we need to do something about this." and if they asked me if I wanted to be a boy, I probably would have said yes. The thing is, that would have been a disastrous mistake. I was a little girl, what the fuck do I know about changing genders or hormones or whatever the fuck? If you asked me that, I would just be thinking "Oh now I can do what the boys do." and not think about the repercussions of that.

This is my problem with people pro-tranny children, you've forgotten that children explore and are stupid. They experiment with shit all the time. Just because Jimmy wears a girl's dress sometimes doesn't mean he would want to be a girl in his adult years.

If I parents tried to turn me into a boy when I was little, I would kill them. I'm not a boy, I don't want to be a boy. I would be so fucked up, that's such a terrible thing to do. I can't believe anyone would consider that.

>>26182508

>all the lesbians I know how chubby alcoholic walking male stereotypes

I'm a lesbian because I like girls, not men.

>>26185169

What absolute bullshit. Chopping a 10 year old's dick off because of something he "feels" is an irrevocable decision that will fuck him up for life.

>>26182508
No. Lesbians make terrible friends for men. You may aswell not even exist, to them.

Worse than real girls.

>>26185407
>>26185423
I'm not saying put 5 year olds on treatment but I don't see why a 12 year old can't get on it before puberty kicks in.

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>>26185530
because they're fucking 12, they don't know a goddamn thing yet

>>26185530
>12 year-old decides he wants to be a girl
>gets put on HRT
>changes his mind two years later because he's fucking 12 (well, 14 now)
>body is permanently fucked from hormone treatment during puberty

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>>26185407
>a sane lesbian
Is this real life?

>>26183004
>>26183496
>she and her wife have a sweet salt water fish tank
is this some pervert lesbian slang or what?

>>26185622
>>26185654
12 is old enough to make that decision. You know full well if you feel like a girl or boy at that age.

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>>26185675
>believing some random anon on r9k that they're a girl let alone a lesbian

Do you know how many people pretend to be a girl on 4chan? Some of them go all out, it's literally everyones dream to be a lesbian girl

>>26185722
Literally everything we know about neuroscience says otherwise, but don't let science get in the way of your fee-fees faggot

>>26185169
>>26185530
Can you keep your illness to yourself?

>>26185722
A 12-year-old doesn't know shit. They cannot make a permanent decision.

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>>26185722
Maybe if we could actually change genders it would be ok but all we can do is turn a normal healthy child into an abomination.

>>26183004
My fuckin darksieds

>>26185407
This. Kids don't know shit, why would you expect them to know anything as complicated as trans?

>>26185792
You "science" makes being trans seem like a horrible thing so your "science" doesn't know shit.

>>26185819
12 year olds are not retarded. They've had long enough to explore their feelings. You're just a bigot and don't want more trans people.

>>26185407
>"She doesn't identify as a girl at all, maybe we need to do something about this."
Are people really this disconnected to reality nowadays?

>>26185865
>They've had long enough to explore their feelings

they have barely started puberty and they have fully explored their sexuality

sure.

>>26185865
Just get out of here, you mentally impaired freak. No body cares about your Tumblr speak.

>>26185894
Extremist liberals are insane dude.

>>26185865
>You "science" makes being trans seem like a horrible thing so your "science" doesn't know shit.
It's basic science, dumbfuck. Didn't you go to school? Or are you too based on how you feel?

>12 year olds are not retarded. They've had long enough to explore their feelings. You're just a bigot and don't want more trans people.
They are. They barely know what they want let alone what they need. Plus, when is having less trans fats a bad thing?

>>26185407
You =/= Everyone else.

>>26186011
That's not the point. Sure of those kids would grow up be transsexual and whatever but they're grown ups, they can do whatever they want. You can't push that decision on kids, you can't just assume because of how they act. That was the point.

I don't know when they would be old enough, 18 at least but it's certainly not 12.

>>26186106
some of those*

>>26185833
>normal healthy child into an abomination.
There's totally no bias and bigotry in this post.

>>26185407
Traitor bitch.

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>>26186257
How can I be a traitor if I was never on your side, compadre?

>>26186206
transexuals are still the gender they were born into doctors have just half assed butchered their bodies and gave them some drugs

Good luck tricking straight sober men into fucking your hole thing though

>>26183598
>they just want to be treated the same as everyone else.
T H E Y A L R E A D Y A R E
this is the problem with every fucking movement of the 21st century
THEY'RE ALL BASED ON GETTING RIGHTS AND TREATMENT
THAT THEY ALREADY HAVE
FUCK
well except maybe trannies but the retards behind their "movement" are shooting themselves in the feet

>/r9k/ claims to love traps
>hates on them when we come out the shadows
fuck you too.

>>26184433
What's with all the baseless assumptions? Why are you so butthurt over nothing?

>>26186530
qt 2d traps =/= piggu 3d trannies

>>26186545
>baseless assumptions
right... and shes because of the kindness of her heart and she loves making fwiends!

faggot
>Why are you so butthurt over nothing?
why are u even here normie?

>>26186530
Traps are just like women, meaning I don't want to talk to them if there's no chance I can date them, and I still won't talk to them even if there is a chance, because i'm a sperg.

>>26186530
>/r9k/ is one person
>being this dumb

I'd be surprised but then again your kind isn't exactly renowned for having functional minds.

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>>26182508
Yes
Lesbians and straight males = purest friendship

>>26186530
traps are 100% dudes that accept they are male but look cute in a dress, probably gay.

trannies hate their bodies and do their best to destroy it

>>26186530
Traps aren't human beings
Kill yourself

>>26182508
Yeah, she moved away for college but we had some great times. We would get real stoned and take baths together. Top tier comfy.

>>26186609
l don't blame you for feeling hostile towards women anon, but this dyke made some legit points that are hard to argue against, so you attack her credibility which is retarded. Also l2argument

>>26186723
>traps are 100% dudes that accept they are male
Come on now, let's not bullshit this hard.

>>26185407
I can see why you're unpopular with other lesbians.

Robots and lesbians can't be friends because robots are desperate and would inevitably fall for the lesbian because they get along so well?

>>26187149
I'm not so desperate that I'd fall for a dyke.

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>>26182895

>this post

simmer down gayfag

If lesbians are cool now then so should gay guys.

>>26187398
No. Go away you raging homo.

>>26187398
Nah fuck off
Dykes are fine, but faggots are the worst

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What's with the sudden surge of lesbian threads lately? Not that I'm complaining

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>>26182508
>tfw cucked before by a lesbian
This will never be a good feel.

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>>26186358
lel, if all homos were like this instead of hopping on the muh oppression bandwagon asap nobody would even care about them at all. Why don't they understand that?
Also wich 2hu wud u fuq

The only lesbians I've ever met were literally from a trailer park. They were so ugly that guys didn't want them. They weren't helping the stereotype...

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>>26189062
Can someone explain "2hu" to me, I never got it. I gather the wolf girl that was a popular meme was something to do with it? What is it, an anime, VN, manga?

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>>26189062
My 2hu of choice

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Why would I ever want to be friends with a woman, let alone a lesbian?

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>>26189062

mokou or china

>>26189062
>wich 2hu wud u fuq
All of them.

I'm partial to Suika and Remi though.

i'll close my eyes and you can be on top.

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>>26189128
Damn newfags. Touhou project, the series with literally the most fanmade content on the earth. /jp/ is essentially touhou:the board. It's a 30 year old videogame series.

Also, good taste in here.

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Any other lesbians here have cannibalism fantasies? I really wish there were some slice of life shows about cute zombie lesbians doing cute lesbian zombie things.

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>>26189266
>fanmade
>videojames
>30 years old
>/jp/

Sounds awful to be honest, sorry. I have bad taste though, I can only really watch modern moe-style ecchi shit.

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>>26189267
>Any other lesbians here have cannibalism fantasies?
No...no. Can't say I do.

Power to you though, sis.

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>>26189309
Fanmade shit includes images, manga, anime, fucking metric tons of doujin music, videogames, flash videos, etc. It's worth looking into for a single one of these things, nevermind them combined. Whatever though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-_h2vQyzJY

>>26185169
>I'm a MtF transsexual
There is nothing more disgusting than this.

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>>26189375
What about amputating the arms and legs, eating them, then keeping the girl as a pet and taking her everywhere with you in a rucksack?

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>tfw nobody shares my fetish for yuri guro

>>26188930
You're a victim of society bro, I'm sorry. It's shit that the girl-on-girl meme is at an all time high now because lesbians just kind of assume that hetero guys will be grateful/excited to be cucked by them. Lots of modern straight guy encourage their girlfriends to "experiment" with lesbianism because they think a threesome would be cool or something, but they forget that people develop emotions for each other after having sexual experiences together. You're just as much a cuck if it's a woman.

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>>26189617
Girls without arms and legs are pretty cute to be honest, I can get on board with this. Maybe not the eating part though. I'm not really into guro for the most part but I have masturbated to it once in a blue moon.

What I hate about lesbians is that they are mostly lipstick lesbians who go through a phase or have extremely high standards.

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>>26189781
Well, I guess softcore stuff can be alright. I don't know about fucking disembowelment though.

>>26189852
Everybody's had a guilty fap to guro.

>>26189927
That's not true. I haven't.

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>>26189907
Does this artist still produce new stuff?

>>26189781
nice
tastes

>>26189943
It's probably best that you don't, you level up on the depraved scale the more it becomes natural to you.

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I'd rather have lesbians on the board than male homosexuals and traps. Anyone who likes dick is infinitely more privileged than someone who likes pussy. Men will fuck literally anything. If you want pussy there are actual requirements you have to meet.

>>26190033
>implying a corpse won't work

I can't be friends with lesbians because they're usually tomboys and I catch feelings.

>>26190163
But why anon, they like vaginas.

>>26189267
K Eto.

>>26190247
Not him but it can be difficult to convince your mind that she's essentially a man and you have no chance with her when shes...there.

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>tfw no gf to play with your dead body

>>26189886

no they aren't

you have no idea how rare lipsticks are that are genuine. most dykes are chubby/fat/bullmode and the honest lipsticks are usually actually the most mentally fucked up.

>>26190360
This is why I don't have any guy friends. They always fall in love and then start following you around like sad puppy dogs that know they aren't going to get fed but keep whimpering anyway. It's depressing for everyone involved.

i guess they can, i kind of have one.

but what separates robots from dykes in the first place.

>>26189788
>Being a complete whore is at an all time high now
Fixed that for you
Most women don't give a shit about guys any more anon. They've chosen the path . of SJW`s that lied to them that they can have their cake and eat it to. They'd literally rather fuck a thug drug dealing Chad or criminal over a decent guy. And unlees you're showing outward signs of `alphaness` almost to the point your wearing a Rolex or driving a Lamborghini, they'll flat out ignore and won't want anything to do with your ass. Not even a neckbeard, you can have all of your shit together bit because you didn't instantly distract or entertain their vapid asses long enough, like a cat with a ball of yarn you might as well not exist to them

>>26185407
What type of lesbian are you?

>>26190360
How do we prevent this guys?

>>26182508
Only if they let me impregnate them and their girlfriend.

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no, fuck off. women live life on easymode and will never, ever understand the eternal struggle of the robot

>>26190611
>tfw no dyke friend to cuck and rape

>>26190500
I don't know about love, but I usually start enjoying their company more than I'd like to admit.

Maybe it's because it's such a pain in the ass to find a girl with similar hobbies and 90% of them end up being lesbians.

I don't have a problem with that, it's just unfortunate for both parties.

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>>26189267
I never knew women could have extreme fetishes like these. The more you know I guess.

>>26190652
Don't make me sad bro, I just wanted to be happy.

>>26190500
I don't have guy friends because I'm a NEET and I don't go outside much. I wish I had some cool friends to appreciate the fine art of titties with.

>>26190660
Are you serious? Do you not know how many women frequent /d/?

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>>26190671
>ywn force a dyke to orgasm harder than ever before on your man meat while her gf leaks your cum next to her

>>26183619
Here's a (you) for your pathetic post, I hope I made your day.

>>26190679
>>26190500

>tfw your only guy friends have been boyfriends of crushes and stuff

t's cool man, it's totally cool.

>>26190679
Post skype/steam and I'll be your guy friend

I'm pretty okay with robot friends.

>>26190581
I'm just regular. I don't act or dress like a guy much, I do talk in a very er, forward and unrestrained way at times so that's about the only really masculine aspect about me. I'm not super feminine either, I'm just standard. Nothing extreme about me.

>>26190660
First day on the internet, sonny? Women have some of the most fucked up fetishes ever. Any time I hear something about blood play or egg laying it's always a woman. There's some girl on /tv/ who always posts about wanting to be ovipositited by the alien from the Aliens films and having them burst out of her womb and then feast on her dying body

>>26190714
Im just always used to roasties around me complaining how too many men have disgusting fetishes.

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>robots falling in love with lesbians
Stop that, stop it right now..it hurts me that I can't reciprocate so please don't..

>>26190831
I can't help it bae, you too cool

>>26190831
Just give me a bored pity fuck

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>tfw my oneitis is a lesbian

Lesbots, how do you feel about lolicon?

>>26190679
I thought you had your own titties, who would fuck themselves over hanging out with a chick to appreciate titties that aren't hers.

women are insufferable and boring as shit
the only reason most dudes hang around them is the off chance they get to fuck them
lesbians completely defeat any chances of that
the only reason any dude would hang around a lesbian is if he is a massive cuck

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>>26190831
Does that show ever get yuri? I started watching it because someone said it was about girls practicing romancing each other, but so far it's just been one girl humping her male daki

I talked to a lesbian for a while. But I'm so depressed and pathetic that she probably got tired of me. That's all people though.

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Sure, i'll befriend a robot. As long as they're only looking to be friends, nothing more.

>>26190900
I think it's hot. Not my go-to but I like it.

>>26190930
tell me about yourself lesbot

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>>26190900
Ages 7+ is okay, below that is creepy

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>>26190427
I have a new fetish now.
Thanks, anon.

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>tfw all the cute women I have met who have the same interests as me were lesbians
I should just stop looking for girls who like the same things as me.

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>tfw this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw

>>26189617
Is it weird that I find amputees cute? Nothing sexual, but I really wanna take care of a cute amputee girl.

>>26190908
>he doesn't want to look at titties with another fan of titties
Plebius maximus,

>>26190900

i like it but as >>26190968

said no toddlercon

>>26191001
Not when I'll have to pretend to not want the titties right in front of me.
Total cock tease.

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>>26190908
Some of us weren't lucky enough to have big chests..or any chest at all.

>>26191092
I've always wondered if lesbians care more about breast size than guys do, because it certainly seems that way.

Most men have nothing more than a very slight preference one way or the other.

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>>26190951
I like anime and anime vidya.
I'm 21 and dropped out of college, now working as a freelance voice actor.
And, bird is best girl, she's also my waifu.

Tell me about yourself, robot.

>>26191136
I share none of your hobbies and you're more successful than me in every way :^)

>>26191155
Do you work? Are you still in school?

>>26191092
Here's a 100% guaranteed way to get bigger titties get pregnant
>>26191134
100% lies sir, fat titties are always great but no one will get rid of a woman for being small breasted.

>>26191178
Don't breast massages work as well?

>>26191136

not him but

>freelance voice actor

wow somebody actually interesting on this fucking board, con-fucking-gratys

>>26191136
Do you make enough money to be independent doing that? Can you post a vocaroo?

>>26191172
>Do you work?
Fired from shit tier job recently
>Are you still in school?
Never went, but I'm two years younger than you anyway

>>26191178
I like fat titties in 3D like most people, but prefer flat in 2D. I am probably an outlier though.

>>26191134
I'm supremely flat and it doesn't actually bother me. But if I were to seek a real life girlfriend, it would limit me a fair bit I feel like. Good thing I don't.

>>26191196
Only by a licensed pervert.
>>26191232
2D is different DFC is a clear winner there.

>>26191232
Shit, I meant the reverse. I'm going to sleep.

>>26190360
If she were a man she'd have a biological dick

>>26191243
I take it flat chest isn't popular in the lesbo community?

>>26191134
Smaller is better, but totally flat is a turn of.

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>>26191243
Flat chests are cute. If I was your gf i'd suck on them and rest my head against your chest all the time.

>>26191365
It's certainly a niche.

>>26191365
You can get away with it if you're a butch lesbian. I'm not a butch lesbian, I'm far more in the feminine corner even if I'm not really that feminine so there is some booby expectations. I don't like butch lesbians though, feminine + feminine is hottest combo. I think flat chest is sexy personally but I love giant milky udders too.

The biological clock will still hit you lesbos, all women crave the D ALL OF THEM.

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>>26191502
Whatever. If my gf wanted children i'd just go to a sperm bank.

>>26191529
You will too, bitches need the D it's a basic biological urge.

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Regardless 2D girls > 3D girls so post some girls.

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>>26190914
Hue, I still have this saved.

>>26191586
I can just masturbate.

>>26191243
You don't want a girlfriend?

>>26191638
With semen, yes, otherwise you won't get the baby your body so craves.

>>26191680
I'm not going to selfishly bring a child into this world just because I crave it, anon.
If I get my shit together and find a good partner, then maybe.

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>>26191671
I don't, at all. It may sound weird but I don't really like real women that much. Not their personalities at least, they're just mean and not pleasant to be around. I'm sure a lot of guys feel that way, real girls kind of suck. I'd rather be alone and just stick to 2D girls forever.

does anyone else feel more comfortable around lesbians than straight girls? it's like i don't have to worry about meeting any standards or measuring up and nothing could ever happen between us so i don't get anxious. not to say most of the lesbians i've met haven't ignored me anyway.

>>26191838
I tried to go 2D only but I get too lonely.

who /suicidal/ here?

what method do you think about? i have over 10g of beta blockers

>>26191957

tried it years ago and failed

the second my sister and i have a falling out i'm entirely gonna go through with it.

always noose, don't own a gun and i dont want to risk accidentally living off of pills.

>>26191838
do you have a one true waifu? i'm still searching for mine

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>>26191890
They also tend to be more interesting from my experience. Also you could argue waifus and stuff, and discuss shows/games that other girls probably wouldn't appreciate, which kinda makes the idea of having a dyke friend appealing. I also imagine it makes browsing 4chinz more appealing considering all the animu tits floating around constantly.

>>26191957
Shotgun in mouth.

>Been lurking for hours

These threads are comfy as fuck. Time for bed though, nearly 3am here

>>26192011
Not yet. I'm still looking for that special one.

>tfw you want to rape all the lesbots

>>26193033
>tfw
A-Any lesbots have getting raped by a man as a fucked up fetish?

>>26193082
I have getting raped by girls with strap-ons as a fetish.

>>26193134
That's a hot fetish, but not what I asked senpai

>tfw perfect gf wants a gf instead of you
>tfw no lesbff to share a bi girl with
>tfw can't turn into a girl and be desired by lesbians
>tfw you understand why girls crush on their gay friends
i don't want to wake up anymore

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>tfw you will never be raped by an onee-san ara-ara character with big titties

>>26193386
>Ara ara~ your screams only make me rape harder~

>>26191741
>If I get my shit together and find a good partner, then maybe.
The only good partners for procreation have penises senpai.

>>26193633
Are you a good partner?

>>26194303
Not him, but yes I am________

>>26194303
Yes, I have semen, those are half the qualifications for baby making.

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I know lesbian robots can be friends.

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>tfw not sure if I'm lesbian or just fucked in the head from cold relationship with mom and never having close female friends

>>26194957
Want some pictures of my dick to test it? :^)