How the fuck do I introduce myself to this Asian qt in my class right now without seeming like a faggot
forget your pencils and ask to borrow one or don't show up to a class and borrow notes. Don't seem desperate for conversation the first couple of times talking, Anon. Seem disinterested at first and then make small talk over time. Don't rush it.
Then you PRETEND to be interested, shit are you this retarded?
Ask about her lecture notes, ask if she minds sharing the notes with you or if she allows you take a look at them to see if you missed something.
JUST say something you thick fuck.
Also, are you even white?
>Ask her about the Great Wall and if she ever visited it. Tell her you always liked its history and heritage.
Do not do that.
>forget your pencils and ask to borrow one or don't show up to a class and borrow notes. Don't seem desperate for conversation the first couple of times talking, Anon. Seem disinterested at first and then make small talk over time. Don't rush it.
Treat her like a normal grill, they don't like to be treated like aliens.
Make her feel like any other girl, except you are kinda interested in her.
Also move quick, they tend to get friends soon. Make sure you are one of them. Once she got integrated into some circle of friends it's almost impossible to get in touch for us robots.
Say hi to her in Mandarin, that should get the ball going.
"Ni hao" is the standard hello phrase. Good morning is "zao zhang hao" and good evening is "wang zhang hao".
Source: My Chinese girlfriend
I've already finished college, this shows you are not even interested in the lectures, what are you even doing there then?
Think about that when you and your friends at mcdonalds are doing a strike for a couple more dollars a month.
As soon as class ends, ask for help with notes or homework ans stall as best you can. You need atleast a minute or two. Once everyone has left the room, chloroform her and take her home. Then microwave some tendies and have a romantic dinner when she wakes up. Make sure she eats all the hardboiled eggs first though.
I got my gf and the ton of contacts I have in the Chinese local culture by simply punking my chink coworkers to teach me Mandarin.
One of them took a liking to me and introduced me to my gf.
Guess that depends on the lectures, I just wrote an exam I a lecture I attened 3 times this semester and I'm 90% sure I passed. Some of these things like IT-competence are just plain simple. But I guess that also depends on your major.
This is your only chance OP. Everyone else in this thread is lying to you.
Welp I just fucking blew it.
Decided to introduce myself by shaking her hand but I didn't realize how fucking sweaty my hand was, the I noticed she drinks coffee every class so I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee sometime (I hate coffee) all she fucking said was "oh, no thanks" with her head down and walked away SHE WOULDNT EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT WHAT THE FUCK SENPAI
A qt Nepalese girl sat next to me in my Business Stats class this semester, but I saw a pic of her boyfriend on her laptop as her screen (at least I assume it was her boyfriend) so I got up and changed seats.
Can a fat person even wear non-baggy jeans? Wouldn't they just be "fatty jeans"?
Insert smug remark about you posting anime and calling others autistic here
First thing you should do is show her this picture, I bet she'll be flattered.
>HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
>>26184200 is a normy or a troll
however, if you didn't know, why did you do anything?
I don't know exactly what you should do, but it is something along the lines of what chad does, he turns to her and say something funny, somehow it makes her turn to him and give him a look, then a while later he says something else and she pouts or makes a cute little noise like "nhuhu" like she is laughing sarcastically, then when they are walking out the class he talks to her some more and they go to the cafeteria and get a juice box together or something
I have no idea what the fuck he says, it is like watching a master pianist or something, but I generally know you need to at least TRY to do something like that.
>shake her hand
>that chubby arm
he never stood a chance, lads
Tie a knot in the end of each lace with 3-4" of lace sticking out if you don't mind them being loose on you that way they will never come untied and the laces will be out of the way
How the fuck should we know?
And even if she ends up being your gf down the line you'll have to leave.
And we both know you couldn't survive without us
Ok let me explain my actions a littler further. Seeing that she was clearly from China and spoke English with a heavy accent I figured flirting in the normal sense (ie. Looking at them and smiling and making them laugh) wouldn't work that well but then again what the fuck do I know i figured just being forward and trying to seem as friendly as possible might work. Clearly it didn't
of course she wouldn't make eye contact,she is new to the country and probably is going to stay shy for a while.your best chance now is too just somehow chit chat without looking like you have autism
jesus christ, OP
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That's exactly what I was trying to fucking do over coffee but I guess that's asking too much. I'm going to try the "hey do you have a pencil I could borrow" next class and see how it goes
What in the fuck did you just call me? I had to google that one
For future reference, OP, this would have worked best. You don't go from not knowing someone directly to hanging out without a mutual acquaintance. You've got to make sure they don't pick up on the creeping you regularly do.
Give up buddy.
>>26187746 has the right idea; it really is about initial attraction. It's not like the movies where you get her to fall in love with you over your starlight personality, if she doesn't like your face on first glance, you don't have a chance, and your fumbling attempts to talk to her won't change that.
Shut the fuck up you literal piece of garbage. I was about to respond to you but I noticed your a trip fag and imo that's more embarrassing then getting rejected by some girl I just met so please go kill yourself. Please.
Man you hit the nail on the head with that one
>I'm actually 9 years old
>I found the OP pic on Google