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in an ideal world how would you want to bee seen by other people?
(intimidating? adorable? whatever.)

what would their first impression be when they met you?

also how close are you to this ideal?
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That's some cute art
I like the style
It's nice
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>>26179157
This is actually a good thread. Because it's on /r9k/, it will probably die soon.

I guess I want to be seen as funny and insightful. People have told me I'm insightful, but multiple have told me I'm not funny.
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>>26179157
I wouldn't

bloxblox
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Attractive masculine, but, intimidating.

It like the idea of being admired from a far, and not being fucked with.
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>>26179157
I'd want them to treat me like a 15th century feudal lord.
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>>26179157
p-pico?
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Profound and powerful
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>>26179157
my dream is to be seen as a normal person
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>>26180242
This
I'm always so anxious about looking like an ugly creep (being an ugly creep doesn't help this), if i could walk into a place feeling like i belonged or didnt stand out i'd be so much more confident
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>>26179157
Interesting and admirable.

I think those two traits are the best traits anyone can have.
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I fantasize about being feared.
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i would like to be literally invisible

rather than just metaphorically invisible to everyone outside of home and work
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>>26179157
Friendly. Reliable. Nice. Skilled.

basically >>26180242
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I would like to look and act like a smelly bearded neet hobo. But still have people respect me and listen to my flawed nonsensical ramblings and take them like they would the word of God ..

Essentially i wanna be Marx. But popular during my life
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>>26179157
Why is the catgirl in disguise?
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I want to be respected more than anything. I don't want to feel ashamed of myself around others.
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>>26179157
>what would their first impression be when they met you?
magnanimous, inspiring and exciting
The kind of guy people admire and want to emulate,hang-out with and ask for pointers/advice on how to do stuff.

>also how close are you to this ideal?
People respect my abilities and my character, but only from a distance. They only really acknowledge my existence when something needs doing.
I'm seen as trustworthy, reliable, intelligent and wise, but no one wants to talk or hang-out or learn from me.
People have called me a "ninja" and a "beast". I've been compared to Legolas and James Bond, but something seems to keep people away.

I don't know if I'm too boring, gloomy, prude, intimidating, aloof or if people just want to use me as an autistic workhorse and patronize me with empty compliments, but I'd like it to stop.
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I want to be seen as adorable during the day...
But intimidating during the night
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Is it weird that I want people to see me as some sort of Fist of the north star villain ?
I don't wanna be a jerk to anyone, I would be a total bro but it would be awesome if everyone's reaction to seeing me is shitting their pants
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I don't want to be seen by other people. I want to be alone. In the woods prefferably. I know, the typical robot in a cabin fantasy. But whatever really. That's what I want.

Well since I can't do this without money, I had to get a job, so I'm saving up money to get started. I think I should get enough in about a year. Then I can just get away.
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>>26182867
But how would you achieve that without being a dick to everyone?
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>>26182914
Oh ..... Oooohh...
You're right .... shit ...

>tfw even in ideal world still no friends
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I don't want to be seen, period.

It's fucking awful, but wherever I go, I draw attention. I just want to walk down a street and not be seen, like a ghost. Do my business, get it done and go home.

It might partially be my own problem due to how I present myself, but I just wish there was some form of cloaking device or something, so I can still present myself as I want to without being noticed.
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>>26182976
how do you present yourself?
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>>26182976
Switch to tight-fitting suits.
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>>26182976
Long hair, earrings, dress in expensive clothing. I look like a preppy pretty boy, who's often mistaken for a girl.

I can't grow facial hair, at all, so that's out of the question. And I don't want to cut the things out of my life that I personally like, such as the earrings, hair, etc. I've told my parents about how I feel before, and they always tell me I should feel honored because "I'm handsome, good looking, etc" but it's awful. I have terrible anxiety and I can't make eye contact, let alone speak to anyone but my parents. Going through a cashier feels like I'm going to have a stroke.

Anxiety is getting so bad, I mostly leave my house at night now and I end up feeling like shit for it because it fucks with my sleeping schedule.

>constantly hear remarks from people while standing in lines or checkouts asking each other if I'm a boy or a girl
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I want to be seen as a cute innocent small little adorable pure anime loli.

Instead I am seen as an tall stoic man usually. I suppose it's not too bad.
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>>26183134
Post pics pls :3
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>>26183134
HAHAHA, get the fuck out of here
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>>26183134
be my prettyboy bf
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>>26179157
I want to be seen as interesting, intimidating and powerful.

Instead people think I'm laughably innocent, cute and naive. It hurts me so badly to be mistaken for someone 10 years younger than me, or for people to assume that I'm a virgin or that I have never done anything with my life. I want to be respected, god dammit. I feel so fucking impotent.
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>>26179157
As being charasmatic, collected and confident.
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>>26182848
Kecked at that picture.
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bumping a good thread with good potential even though 99% of the board apparently can't see it
what the fuck is wrong with everyone
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>>26185016
I've already posted in this thread but I'll do it again, just for you
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>>26185016
Hey, if you actually thought it was a good thread, maybe you'd reply to people's posts instead of just yelling BUMP.

No one wants to post anything when 80% of the people in this thread get no replies.
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>>26185217
I am not very insightful and don't know how to reply to most of the posts ITT. If I did have something to say I already would have. Bumping is the best way for me to encourage other people to come into the thread and start replying. Faggot.
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I would like to be respected. Not hated, not feared, just respected as a fellow human being.

I am faaaaar far away from that ideal. Most people hate me as soon as they meet me. I guess they can just smell the autism radiating from the core of my being.
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>>26185354
>I can't do anything to make the thread better wah wah someone else do it for me because I like the thread
double faggot
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>>26179157
respectable, useful to have around

I am approximately the exact opposite of this, and I'm 29, so that's probably the way things are gonna stay
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the only right answer is to hope to be seen as i am, right? the rest is fantasy.
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>>26179157
I guess ideally I'd love to be seen as a kind, wise, funny but also physically attractive person as first impression.
A dangerous thing is that if people were to think that in excess about you right from the start, you're much more prone to disappoint the high expectations.

I'm often considered kind, smart and funny before a first encounter/conversation ends, but my average looks leave me completely lacking a sense of physical desirability.
Women never show any indications of physical/sexual or romantic interest in me; alternatively they're just great at hiding it or I suck at detecting it, but realistically with an average body it's probably just a complete lack of such presence.
Even though missing this sense of physical desirability is something that has become stronger and more present as of late, I'm aware it could've been worse. I am glad that I manage to socialize well enough and people generally don't dislike me.
This is not a "woe is me" kind of thought or feel either, merely an occasional slight concern based on observations or lack thereof.
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>Han Solo-type
Roguish mercenary outsider who does the right thing when it counts.
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>>26179980
>>26180136
It gets lonely after a while. everyone learns that avoiding and ignoring you is the best policy and then it feels less like being powerful and more like being invisible.
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>>26180545
this should be true, but if you're not sociable, you still won't have friends.
You'll just live a regular lonely life, and when you die everyone will say you were a good person who did some neat stuff.
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>>26179157
they'd just treat me fairly, if I do anything autistic they just tell me what it is instead of hating and socially ostracizing me without explanation
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I dont want to be seen. I want to remain in the shadows.
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bumping, jesus christ this board refuses to get a good thread over fifty replies
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>>26183141
>>26179157

pretty much this

I just want to be seen as an adorable innocent moe qt3.14 worthy of being teased sexually and taken care of by qt girls.
But when the situation calls for it, I reveal my knowledge/skills and personality as playful and extremely sly, cunning, and charismatic. I'm pretty close to most parts of this as a cyborg, but fell out on anesthetics a year ago and still lacking a bit everywhere else.
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>>26190286
Are you a grill though?
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>>26190359
I look like a grill. Does that make me a grill?
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>>26190359
>>26190695
we're all grills here right?
<ywn sexually tease qt grills while they blush, get angry and call the police
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>>26190695
Sure! I share your feelings,except for the sexual teasing stuff let's be friends!
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>>26191070
>except for the sexual teasing stuff

Well I meant when people say lewd things they know I clam up (if it pertains to someone IRL).

f-friends?
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>good thread ruined by "I wanna be a little anime girl~" /a/ retards
RIP
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>>26191830
>implying that isn't the dream

stay pleb
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>>26191816
Let's be cute innocent moe friends together! If we share the same feelings in our heart, then we'll get along well I'm sure of it!
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>>26192015
>Exclamation marks! Optimism!
Jesus go die you retarded f/a/ggot
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All I'm asking for is a chance to show that I'm actually kinda nice before they assume I shank people in their sleep.
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>>26192094
I'm sorry. Please don't get angry.
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>>26192159
post your bp/bare chest or get the fuck out right now
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>>26192159
Are you sorry or are you just scared? There will be no false comfort here.
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>>26192015
sure we can be friends anon
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I wish i could be seen as a wise gentle member of society sharing my wisdom to those that surround me.
Instead im seen as the beta weirdo Elliot Rodger reincarnation guy.
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>>26192197
both desu
>>26192189
what's a bp?

>>26192198
Awesome! It's nice to meet you anon. Do you have anything you want to contact each other with?
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>>26192243
but do you even have any wisdom to share?

That might be your problem anon.
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>>26192285
post your penis and ass
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>>26192335
Let me share with you my wisdom.
lesson number 1
OP is a fag
lesson number 2
so are you!
so shut up nigger im very much aware im a dumb beta eurasian triple nigger. I just wish dumb people would be redpilled by me or something.
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>>26192335
>"You're only as wise as you think you are, but if you think you're wise you're a fool."

Going around spouting wisdom at people just makes you look like an arrogant jerk.
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>>26192391
I'd rather not, sorry
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>>26192406
So when are you going to redpill yourself anon?
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>>26179157
approachable
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>>26192285
It's nice to meet you too anon

I have a skype, but can use whatever
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>>26192285
>both desu
I have not forgiven you.

I don't think that I will.

Will you ever know how hard it was to say,
"you are a lost cause, and i can't save you now"?

I have not come to set things right.

I have come to say goodbye.
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>>26179157
I would like to be seen as a rare and magical being that sways the emotions of others.
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>>26192476
I'll prove im redpilled you smug bastard.
>Its all the joos fault.
>roast beefs are the joos puppets
>Importing 3 gorillon Rapefugees is not a good idea.
>Your genes dictate your social/economic status within your group regardless of abstract concepts such as personality.
>maybe we should use tax money to support tax payers instead of funding rape monkeys and autistic shitposters.
See im very much redpilled.
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someone to love and hug

but in reality, they see me as the weird, broken, worthless trash that I am by society's standards
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>>26192531
I don't understand?

>>26192501
Skype's good! Please add me cute anon, just look in the name field!
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>>26192676
>I don't understand?
You're really dumb if you see posts like that and you don't google the text in quotes. It's kind of cute how stupid you are, I guess I can't blame you, so I must forgive you.
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>>26192676
guuwaaaaah, I forgot to put my id in! Sorry about that!
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>>26192714
Is it some song? Why are you posting song lyrics anon?
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>>26192764
I was listening to that line when you apologized to me.
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Intelligent, cunning, sharp, wise. Sherlock Holmes, I guess. I wouldn't want to look like that unless it was real though.
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>>26192815
Oh ok, I understand. Thanks for talking with me anon! Bye bye~
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>>26179157

wanna look like a skinny androgynous woman, with white skin, black hair and purple eyes

with nice make up, and very strong, and ppl get afraid at me bc of my weird aura (something like jessica jones but more androgynous)

how close I'm to this: I'm on a diet to lose weight and I'm working out too, I have clear skin, I can dye my hair

but I have a big nose. I'm not ugly, but my face is a 6/10 and that's far from what I want
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>>26192956
>Bye bye~
I wanted to keep talking to you, I was enjoying this.
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>>26192990
Th-Thanks, but even I feel bad about steering a thread /this/ off topic. You're free to add me on skype if you want!
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>>26179157
As a whole person, Instead of the monster they see
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I want to be adorable and intimidating at the same time. I'm 5'3 and I'm totally fine with this, but I'm not very attractive or intimidating. I am fine with my personality as is.

I feel like this wouldn't go too well, I think I'd just end up looking really strange.

male btw
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>>26179157
invisible
as in, no
i want them to go away
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>>26193764
take hormones and be a trap
one out of two isn't bad.
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>>26179157
i want to be a tall, brown qt elf
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I'd prefer to not be seen by other people
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>>26193868
I don't want to be a trap. I have overly long hair and am sometimes mistaken for a girl and it makes me feel uncomfortable.

I just want to be cute.
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>>26193905
would hire and then gift rotten egg/10
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>>26193986
>5'3''
>overly long hair
>already mistaken for a girl
>want to be cute
anon....
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>>26193986
anon
it's too late
it's time

become a trap
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>>26194055
But I'm not cute and that is the problem. I am only mistaken for a girl when called from behind or in a similar situation, then I turn around I see nothing but looks of disgust and confusion. It's very disheartening.

I wouldn't want to be a trap because I'm not cute and then I would just be in the uncanny valley of unattractiveness. No fun!
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>>26193905
>>26194016
>tfw have a total of 4 hires when my pawn is level 70
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>>26179157
Exactly as I am now because fuck what other people think, they're all depressed retards anyways. I don't need any gratification from them because unlike you I'm comfortable with who I am.
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I just want to be left alone with no one in the world and I can say on my computer and eat.

That's all I want, to be alone on my computer and have food.
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>>26194345
The answer is easy then. Have the government send you neet bucks in the mail every month by not having a job. Make sure you get a job every once in awhile but make sure you get fired. Otherwise the neet bucks will stop coming in
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>>26194410
But it's never enough!
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>>26179157
I think I wouldn't want to make a first impression at all.

Back when I used Steam for for chatting I would change my avatar almost every day to a wide variety of things because I always hated the idea of being judged by any sort of first impression.

I avoid almost everything in real life that involves a possibility of being judged by others, too.
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