>TFW finding /r9k/ on a computer when searching for evidence
So which one of you fags did I arrest today,
or Ask a police Sargent anything.
What in the holy mother of fuck. But I'm glad. Sometimes I'm little worried cops are watching my sociopathic, extremely bitter and hateful shitposting. But I find it very unlikely, since I'm not even from english-speaking country. So I imagine our cops aren't really monitoring /r9k/.
see if he is distributing thought the internet or if there is any contact info on there,meant to leave it to the tech boys but I always like looking around,found many a nudes on there.
>implying they would be able to post
ITT: a dumb uneducated pig who doesn't even understand how his job works.
These are the people we are paying with our tax dollars to protect our communities...
>less cool than present law enforcement (military)
>less cool than past law enforcement (guards and knights)
>obviously less cool than future law enforcement (storm troopers confederation)
How does it feel to be the lamest law enforcement in history op?
I don't have a badge and I'm not showing my warrant number
I search for dead bodies in my overtime if that's cool
Gatwick is the closes I come to London anon,even then they have their own specialist unit.
>implying I don't leave my uniform and equipment at the station
Thank anon,it nice to know someone appreciate my job
>implying drug dealers are normie chad tier
What the hell,anon?
>Thank anon,it nice to know someone appreciate my job
Have you ever been to a TV licensing incident?
How do you feel about that? I've had 4 police come to my house once with TV licensing, I don't blame you for following orders, but how does it make you feel.
How often you guys are finding CP on computers?
Have you ever had to arrest anyone for murdering patients with lethal doses of morphine
checked and no the worse murder I dealt with was a dad murdered his wife and his two children with a hammer,a close second was a women shot her husband in the chest with a shotgun at point blank,Both fucked me up for a while
What do you think of female officers?
They always seem so bitchy and unreasonable. Once a road near me was downgraded from 40 to 30 while I was away at uni, didn't notice the new limit and was doing 38 down that road, tried to explain to the women that I sincerely wasn't aware as I'd been away for a month and I still got a ticket. Most male officers I've spoken to are always reasonable and would rather give you a warning about a headlight rather than a notice, but female officers just seems stern,
some are nice,but they're just that,nice,they are not helpful in stressful situation or aggressive persons,for example,it took 3 female offices to restrain one teenager,who still broke free the one male office to contain,restrain and cuff him.
>seized a computer in order to search for evidence
>suspect likely already in custody if his computer has been seized
>expecting NEETs to know which one of their fellow Bangladesh In-Line Skating bloggers has been apprehended
>these autists taking the b8
gotta admit, i lol'd
why would you rat out a fellow robot you fucking normie
Mate, i am the polis ya prick.
>tfw get to harass normies out enjoying themselves.
>tfw if my computer was ever seized id be be forced to see a psyche and probably moves to clerical.
Although its been removed, you ise to have to be 5'9+ now we have turbo manlets.
>tfw my partner is 5'5 ans always gets the shit from drunks, especially women. Then i come along and just give it thw old 'right lads, nuff fannying aboot" and they stop.
Im only 5'11 but fife is full of manlets.
>mfw my countrie's police is too busy cracking down on social media retards to learn how to actually trace an IP
i love social media, the niggers that post all their info make it so easy for the cops that they won't bother with people like me
>Spot the muslim
Fuck off mate.
>Spot the prick that things weed is okay
Fuck of mate, weed creates lazy cunts and lazy cunts are a burden on our system. If ypu declared ypur earnings off weed we could tax ypu and put that mo ey back in the states hand to deal with the burdens, till then fuck off jacob.