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>Dad I want you to meet my new girlfr- ZOEY! Please! Not in front my dad

wut do?
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When the fuck did I have a kid?
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>jesus, calm down you pair of apes

I'd be light hearted in the situation, but I'd be concerned and would have a chat with my daughter later about the lack of respect zoey had when being greeted in front of someone.
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>>26172084
Sure great honey. Your mother was a lesbian in college too. Tell me if you two are still together after college. I got some hot wings to eat.
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>>26172084
>That's okay as long as you both grow up normal, productive respectful members of society

>The second I see you get into bulldyke or /lgbtqwnkfjgbsubs/ shit you're out on the street
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>>26172084
Pls let me have an incestuous three way or else you're not going to college
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>>26172084
Well son, I was concerned when you started dressing like a faggot, but I guess that's just what's trendy these days. At least you finally got around to getting a girl.
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>>26172084
I would be supportive and accept it
As long as I have son to continue my bloodline I'm cool with this
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>>26172084
I finally fucked, impregnated someone, raised my daughter to be a productive member of society...

..Only for her to turn into a dyke
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>>26172124
>jesus, calm down your pair of apes.

I'll take 'has never been in a social situation and spoken' for 600, Alex!
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>>26172084
This is all my fault for playing with your pussy when you were 6, isn't it?
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Well at least you didn't bring home a nigger like my last daughter...
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>>26172455
u wot m8?

that's not literally what I'd say, but I'd be light hearted, and neutral on it, instead of chimping out like some akward autist over a two young girls
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>>26172084
>ive somehow fufilled my biological role in the world
>daughter has grown to be a QT

could not care less TOO bee real honest.

second a tumblr transniggerlgbtgarbageshithole becomes involved getting thrown out
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I would be happy for her, but if I had a gay son I would be disgusted desu.
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>>26172241
>Lesbian daughter masterrace
>Thinks this is somehow bad

Men are awful. Not like feminist awful, but just shitty.
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>>26172879
>my bloodline won't continue until humanity reaches the space age and beyond.

Not a good feel
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>>26172124
same here. does she believe this is appropriate behavior when meeting her gfs dad for the first time?!
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>>26172084
Pop a boner and be glad my daughterfu isn't Chad's fucktoy
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>tfw no qt lezzie daughter
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>>26172084
I wouldn't care. I'm gay already anyway...
I couldn't fuckin' say anything about that.
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>>26172084
Oy vey sure darling, let me just make a call to a friend of mine, needed to do that several hours already.

>Call the Calvinist church
>"Oy vey dominee the sickness has spread to the merchant families in the Netherlands!"
>All known lesbians from the jewspiracy famlies get executed

Perfect life being part of the true uberrace.
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>*i gasp*
>me:"first kiss, let me take a pic so you can remember it forever, sweetie!"
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>>26172084
>At least we'll save on birth control

My high school crush was a lesbian who dated some chick back then but is currently dating some guy who is older than her dad
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>>26173150
this made me laugh

you have been le muted
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I fuck them both and then find them husbands after I teach them to love the cock.
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>tfw no qt lesbian daughter
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>*unzips dick*
>ever tried ass to mouth?
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>>26172241
>this isn't why i fought the germans
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