>Dad I want you to meet my new girlfr- ZOEY! Please! Not in front my dad
>jesus, calm down you pair of apes
I'd be light hearted in the situation, but I'd be concerned and would have a chat with my daughter later about the lack of respect zoey had when being greeted in front of someone.
>That's okay as long as you both grow up normal, productive respectful members of society
>The second I see you get into bulldyke or /lgbtqwnkfjgbsubs/ shit you're out on the street
I finally fucked, impregnated someone, raised my daughter to be a productive member of society...
..Only for her to turn into a dyke
>ive somehow fufilled my biological role in the world
>daughter has grown to be a QT
could not care less TOO bee real honest.
second a tumblr transniggerlgbtgarbageshithole becomes involved getting thrown out
Oy vey sure darling, let me just make a call to a friend of mine, needed to do that several hours already.
>Call the Calvinist church
>"Oy vey dominee the sickness has spread to the merchant families in the Netherlands!"
>All known lesbians from the jewspiracy famlies get executed
Perfect life being part of the true uberrace.
>me:"first kiss, let me take a pic so you can remember it forever, sweetie!"
>At least we'll save on birth control
My high school crush was a lesbian who dated some chick back then but is currently dating some guy who is older than her dad