What kinds of girl do you usually attract, /r9k/?

Ugly and younger than me 80%

Pretty but annoying 7%

Pretty and date-able 3%

>>26171010
None. It feels bad, but I'm not surprised because I don't look good.

>>26171010
ugly
+25
roastie
overweight
neon colored hair

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I don't attract anyone, they're repulsed by me

>>26171043

Add that missing 10% to ugly

>>26171010
Chubby semi-normies

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>>26171010
You did this yesterday, didn't ya?

Over-educated, dominant, black or Asian girls, or just crazy white girls.

>>26171010
>All older than me.
>One of the following types: Single mothers, tumblr feminists, or obese.

Getting /fit/ was a mistake. You guys really have no idea how horrible it is to have landwhales lusting after you at the gym.

Ugly
Overweight/obese(to be fair I'm a fatty to but slowly losing weight so I can atleast get skinnier chicks.)
Obsessive

ghetto black girls and fat girls

I have no interest in either

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>>26171143
>>26171133
>>26171105
>>26171077
>>26171075
>>26171060
>>26171043

desu Fuck all of you

Needy & unstable. Like showing up at my house full of self harm cuts with a single condom she insists we use, not accepting any of the condoms I had kind of unstable.

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What my ex kinda looked like.

>>26171010
My milkshake brings all the masochistic, unstable boys to the yard. They want me to give them purpose. It's disgusting.

Bipolar fucking cunts that just want to fuck with my mind and throw me away like used toilet paper.

What the fuck is a woman

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>>26171180
yada yada words 'n shit

>>26171171
I'm a Kissless Handholdless Virgin just like you fag.

You would be suprised at the uggos that robots attract.

Unless you are literally facially deformed some women has had some attraction to you.

I don't attract girls. They all run the second they find out I'm a NEET. Apparently I'd be dateable if I wasn't.

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>>26171218
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FUCK OFFF NORMIE SHIT

WAAAAAAAA I"M KHV BUT DON"T TOUCH ME GIRLS DON"T TOUCH ME EVEN THO I KNOW YOU WANT ME.

NOBODY WANTS ME NOBODY NONE OF YOU UNDERSTANDS TO NOT BE WANTED JUST FUCK OFFF YOU SPOILED DUMB SHIT I HOME YOU DIE A KHV BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT YOU USELESS WASTE OF FUCKING SPERM DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26171043
how old are your ?

proffession ??

race/ height / attractivness .

>>26171010
Pathologic liars most of the time. I don't really get it, but I guess something about me gives off a "fuck with my head" vibe.

>85% nothing
>5% 3-4/10 seemingly autistic girls
>10% gay guys
still a virgin

>>26171180
stop being a manic pixie dream girl then

>>26171277

18
Going into software engineering
German/Swiss 6'0 and 7/10 attractiveness

I'm denser than a neutron star so I have no clue, I believe a cute but crazy white girl, chubby Korean girl and nerdy Indian chick with fairly nice tits were into me but I didn't really notice it until way later.

I think so anyway

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>>26171252
they dont understand, anon
i do
find solace in that
youre not alone, there are others.

>>26171287
I'm just really angry.

>>26171010
Almost exclusively Asian women.

It's weird, I seem to be the type of person that simply does not attract white women at all. I've dated one in my life. I'm usually only attracted to a very narrow tier of white women anyway. Dark hair pretty much exclusively. Though the white woman I did date was a pretty blonde.

A few latina women have been interested but I don't really find them attractive.

With Asians it's weird. I am attracted to them but they seem really interested in me. I went to UCSD and had to beat the FOBs off with a stick. I'm only attracted to the really pretty ones though, the busted ones (the majority) don't do anything for me. In the past two years, I've dated 13 women, 11 were at least half asian, most were full.

As far as the type, I usually bring in the goody innocent type, or the daddy issue type. The former being the more sane but less fun, the latter being the batshit crazy ones that are tons of fun and great in the sack but never ending drama.

>>26171354
pls be my angry manic pixie gf

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>>26171010
Non existent ones :^)

ones who hate me

i don't know. i don't really talk to them.

The kind that wear chokers

>>26171010
Weird fucking nerds. And people keep calling me a chad, pft.

>>26171179
you still love her, dont you?

I don't.
origonlina commentino

I have literally never attracted a girl.

I would be elsewhere if I didn't have this problem.

I literally don't attract any women, and I'm decent-looking.

>>26171010
All different kinds. Usually I ignore them and am deliberately oblivious to their signals because im afraid of intimacy.

4/10 black girls
at least those are the girls who have been obvious about it
never did anything with any of them

i like to think that there have been other more attractive girls that have been into me and i was just too oblivious to realize it. at the same time i don't like thinking about missed opportunity

Usually they're much younger than me. And I don't really like that. I want to have relationships with girls my age.

I'm just really confident around them young girls while being extremely anxious around those my age. I don't really know why. Probably some sort of complex.

I attract all kinds of guys.

jk, i'm getting fat and don't know how to dress myself

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The kind who tell me they love me but then get bored and leave me alone and broken again.

>>26171010
fat girls
ugly girls

hot girls take pity on me but they only dance with me lol (lol)

>>26171487
Either your personality is awful or you're uglier than you think you are

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red flag sluts with dyed hair
basic ass kind of ugly girls
some crazy weeb girls
a few asian girls, some with dark skin

>>26171530
Whatever complex it is I have that too

>>26171578
that's a conveniently simple way to view the world

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>mfw when fairly handsome and fit
>dress like shit (sweaters and sweatpants and moccasins for maximum comfy) when at college
>still have roasties try to talk me up and I just deflect them so I can play vidya and study

>>26171396
how does one attract the delicious asian?

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It's mostly teenagers. A lot of teenage Asian girls, actually. I usually just give them my number or email and tell them to call me when they're 16.
>tfw get lots of sex but can't connect with people emotionally
I need a sex robot or something. One that can clean my apartment, too. And cook for me, maybe.

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Black, Indian and then the occasional white girl.
Unfortunately most of them are cray.

I wish I wuz more alpha N shit.
>tfw blackanon

>>26171010
Scene Chicks....
Its a problem

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None, fucking kill me right now.

fat girls
sjws
annoying/crazy girls
confusing girls(mixed signals)
girls that just want to be my friend, but flirt with me

and gay guys. gays seem to love me nowadays

Middle-aged women who want to feel young. That's really it.
>sign up for regular dating site
>no responses, or I get insulted or told off
>sign up for some stupid milf hookup site ages ago
>get laid that night
I wish I could remember the email I signed up with. I forget the site's name.

>>26171010
Somehow, femanons that I catch feels for. If they don't have a bf, takes 6 months or less for them to catch feels. If I decide to be alpha, give or take 1-3 weeks.

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14-16yo "I'm such a weeb" girls

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>>26172154
>takes 6 months or less
>If I decide to be alpha
>give or take 1-3 weeks
>If I decide to be alpha
wow you have it down to a science anon

Mostly blond + asian girls
Usually younger than me (under 22)

If tinder is any indication
Almost all younger than me (18-19 while I'm 22)
Cute but usually not stunning
Somewhat annoying

Black girls is the majority, though I find myself only interested in Latina and East Asian girls.

Im just going to list the woman that seemed attracted to me since they're not that many

>crazy ugly loud cunt in middle school, she seemed to enjoy being bullied by me to some extent (tfw no masochist gf)
>childish yet normie girl from hs, she was just too different, also cute but no tits
>10/10 girl: huge naturat tits, kinda short, beautiful face, normie of course but somehow not stacy. I didn't fug her because i was too busy being cucked by next girl
>oneitis that was previously gf to a friend, she had a cute face but thats about it, weeb with some nomie traits (knew and liked to dance, being a woman in general) actually got to hold hands with her

onwards are classmates from college
>normie stacy wannabe (she liked a lot of boys from what his gay friend told me) skinny, cute face
>tumblrina cute tall girl with the occasional shrink record, skinny, cute face, she actually started conversations with me, don't really talk to her since we're not classmates no more which pains me because she looks so cute with short hair
>loud, kinda workaholic, cute face, big tits, very energetic, again too different, maybe she had a robot fetish
>there was this girl who looked at me a lot and tried to start conversation ocasionally but eventually stopped, liked anime but normieness was still there, redhead, not sure if natural, decent face and grew a decent pair of tits after she stopped talking to me just to fuck with my autism
>another normie, workaholic girl, blonde, got a nosejob so now her face's cute, good body overall, she didn't seemed interested in nerd shit at all, kind, laughs a lot.

Still a KV because social retard, also smoker girls don't even say hi to me when im not around my smoker friends, like they just know im autistic.

>>26171010
I used to attract crazy, white whores. Now I attract sweet brown girls, but I'm too autistic to get close to anyone.

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Nobody.
>tfw even prostitutes turn you down
It's not like I'm asking them to pretend to enjoy it or to do it for free. I just don't want to die a virgin.

Autistic ones

They're the best

>>26172765
That reminds me, there's a woman with down's in my town who has a bunch of downie kids but she's never been married so I'm wondering who keeps fucking the retard?

>>26172787
Isnt it a crime to fuck those kind of people?

>>26171105
I love older fatties. I got fit just to fuck them. Now I slay about 3 regulars a week and have a comfy g/f in her 40s. She makes me call her 'mommy' while I bang her. It's awesome.

>>26172813
Fuck, I don't know. Somebody keeps plowing her either way.

>>26172735
they probably just think you're a weird creep who will kill them

>>26171010
The last time we had this thread a grill from texas who was interested in feminizing me and making me her qt crossdressing trap bf said she liked guys like me.
I'm a scrawny manlet btw

>>26171010
Strong attractive artsy women.
They all have problems but the ass and face 2 good 2 give up.

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>>26171010

I attract girls who are actively in abusive relationships or just got out of them in the last week. My father was an abuser so I think my personality picked up enough of that to draw them in while also giving off the vibe of being a "nicer" guy.

If I Chad it up and don't respect their personal space in any way and act cocky as hell it pulls them right in.

>tfw you can't escape inheriting your fathers abusive personality

>>26171010
14 year olds. it fucking sucks looking young, I'm 22 but I look fucking 16. too bad 14 isn't legal.

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Ones that like BBC

I had a pothead single mother come onto me once
I did not like it

>>26171010
50% crazy to the point of not wanting to be around them
50% fat

50% schizo/bipolar/bpd guys who want to be saved by me
50% older guys who want to save me and make me their pure wife

The only girl who ever said she was interested in me was an extremely dorky unattractive Asian girl.

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>attracting girls
>ever

Who /neverbeenwanted/ here?

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well at walmart the other day alot of women my age were looking at me, all races too.

then again I had just bought an iPhone 6s

>two party girls because they thought I cook cook up molly because I'm an aspiring chemist
>liberal chicks
>one homely girl
>tsundere chicks
>black chicks
>nerdy chicks
>latina chicks

I'm still waiting for someone who doesn't just want to fuck.

>>26171010
Chicks with mental illnesses.

2 main personality types go for me.

1. Scorpios (I use the horoscopic term loosely just to describe the type)

Opportunistic, adventurous, and unscrupulous women. Women who want to take everything that life will give them. Women who love to dominate and control, who perform psychic surgery with words, cutting people open at their weakest points. These are women that I break taboos with - for instance, one was my cousin. One was younger than would normally be considered socially acceptable. These women are fun and wild but they don't stick around long. I'm too stationary for them, and I don't run along with their bullshit.
Usually fairly thin, disciplined/strong body, strong/sharp facial features.
These girls have taught me almost everything I know about dealing with women, and while I'm glad that each and every one of them is out of my life, I'm also grateful for the lessons.

2. Tauruses

Calm, quiet and loving women. They often want to build a life with me, talking about moving in together, having kids, talking about dreams, etc. Usually supportive and acts somewhat in awe of me. Always builds me up, strokes my ego, lets me lead in conversations and generally make decisions. Can sometimes punish me for those decisions and generally be stubborn and withdrawn. These are usually longer relationships with slower burns, and the usual problem is that I lose interest and don't want to live the rest of my life like that.
Almost always soft round features, wide hips, bigger than average breasts.
Feels really bad being with these girls if I know I'm not that into them. The older I get the more I avoid these girls unless I'm going to give it a 100% shot.

>>26171010
Fat ones

YAK

>>26171010
None. Absolutely none. I'm a fucking manlet. People who've only seen my face have told me I'm an 8/10, but my height makes me a 1/10. Considering killing myself. I fucking hate women.

The kind of "fake nerd" girl. You know, the nerd fan. The preppy kind of girl that thinks she's different/smarter than her friends but is actually just modestly intelligent.

I fall more into the attractive nerd spectrum and I tend to play dumb to being hit on but jesus christ when they hit on you they go 150%

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6/10's
usually between 18-24
I'm 20

>>26171735
Funny. I really really want one of these too.

>>26175169
But how tall r u?

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>>26171010
>girl
>attract

Apparently fat black girls. I was asked by two fat black chicks in the DC metro to have a threesome with them, with my friend right next to me.

>>26171010
manlet-chasers
i.e none
and fuck all you women who will pity fuck a manlet because of these posts. If it's not me, fuck you.

>>26175226
I'm five foot six.

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>this one girl i haven't seen in a couple of months wants to hang out with me
>said we could go to a subway together, if she pays for me
>she agrees
>get the priciest, largest sub i can think of
>she keeps talking about having kids and building a family
>i'm 19 and she's 18

Fuck that

>>26172999
Hey fish
What are you doing outside of /an/?

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>>26175275
Me too, anon. Me too.
originales commentes

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>>26175191
I kind've know what you are talking about.

Girls like that are few and far between, and usually require connections to meet. You don't meet them on the street, you meet them at social events with your friends. Acquaintances of acquaintances.

It's been so long, robots.

>>26171010
None, not even sure I like the opposite sex anymore. Might be going asexual.

>>26175370
Honestly, I wish I could beat the shit out of my dad for making kids with someone who's 5'0" and tainting his 5'10" genes.

>>26175419
I wish I could beat the shit out of my parents for bringing me into existence.

>>26175395
I met one trying to drop off some stuff for her roommate and she could tell I was a lot smarter than her since I was in a major adjacent to hers but a lot harder (and the class was senior level). She came on really fucking hard. So hard that I spaghettied the fuck out of there. She shoved her phone number in my backpack and when I asked if dropping off a book was all I needed to do, she replied something to the effect of "well....what is that all you want to do?".

I fell back into the minifridge, muttered "yep, I'm good" and bolted. Not my finest hour

>>26171010
Transexuals

>>26175419
>>26175433
That moment when whites have to deal with genetics when blacks like myself can look like a pile of shit and still get hoes KEK

>>26175448
Too long didn't read autist detected

>>26175459
>tfw no tranny gf
I envy you anon

>>26175461
I wasn't complaining about looks. I hate reality.

The only women on omegle that talk to me are like 16 and always fall in love with me because im nice to them, and they don't realize that men that want to fuck them will say anything and everything.

They think im some kind of nice perfect guy omg how are you a kissless virgin etc etc

Then once I reveal that Im a diagnosed schizo with bipolar and see me on a down swing they immediately stop responding to me after I beat myself up verbally in a skype call, then they block me.

Fuck women. They use you for positive reinforcement, then when you need someone to be there for you they just try to tell you why you're wrong about everything, instead of just being there.

tfw qt skinny girl to have as an online gf behind the back of my wife

>>26171010

I'm so intimidating sexually that I never know which girls legitimately like me or don't. I'm fine with that, it leaves the door wide open for my own personal fapping fantasies. God damn whores are so timid

>>26175479
Beta detected who the fuck hates reality?

>>26175484
So basically you're a pedophile typical white person baka.

>>26175494
Implying you even have a fucking wife faggot.

>>26175470
>>26175459
Gay so much beta you resorted to homosexuality

>>26175505
That moment betas will never figure out the science to women and I'll never tell them keeeeeek

Rich staceys
I guess my looks intimidate trashier women,sometimes I want a quick nasty fuck but skanks are unapproachable.

>blonde or brunette
>short, little or skinny/athletic
>borderline personality disorder
>schizophrenia
>dissociative disorders
>daddy/self esteem issues
>clingy and/or distant
>jealous/immature
>eating disorder/ana
>self harm general
>good grades/generally stupid/totally oblivious/no common sense
>artistic with neat taste/total pleb
>great cuddlers/physically clingy (and I love it)
>handholdy
>can suck a mean dick or can't but try their best
>lots of close face to face sex
>they aren't comfortable with their bodies so they're cool with missionary but open to whatever
>can't cook but still try
>can't drive, drive down one ways and can't drive on the highway (usually drive for them)
>play mobas
>into higher math like calculus and trig
>either professing their undying love for me or disregarding me entirely
>tell me I'm smart but reference the fact I got my GED with the subtly of a brick when they feel like making me feel stupid
>once sharing my deeply held fear that I behave like a Neanderthal, will wait until one day when they call me a caveman
>sleep a lot or sometimes not at all
>totally sober or addicted to stims/benzos/booze/cigs

It's a mixed bag

>>26171010
Blondes. Especially ones with hidden mental problems, having only a divorced mother, smoking, recently broken up, having worked as a waitress before. Like literally I've met 3 girls that exactly fit the bill. It's weird.

>>26175519
And 2 kids.

Life is hell if you decide to blend in with the normies.

>>26175547
Fuck off normie chad
You're scum

>>26175523
That moment when I can get a rich "stacey" to suck my negro penis.

>>26175532
No one gives a fuck tl;dr

>>26175541
So basically beta women okay fair enough.

>>26175547
But I am a normie? kek

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>>26175448
At least we are on the same page. Manic pixie girls exist, but they exist in college dorms and house parties through friends of friends.

I knew two girls like that, both chances squandered.

>>26171218
>that robots attract.
They're not robots then.
>Unless you are literally facially deformed some women has had some attraction to you.
I'm not even ugly (not attractive either of course) and i'm pretty sure that no girl has ever been attracted to me.

>>26175563
>So basically beta women okay fair enough.
Far from it. They're actually relatively socially proficient and extroverted. Which is probably the only reason they bother with an introvert like myself.

>>26175519
I don't target underage girls, they are literally the only ones that show me attention. Probably because the actual 18+ women know my bullshit and realize they can get better looking guys to validate them.

>>26171010
irredeemably unattractive ones, both physically and personality-wise, that i could never see myself reproducing with
also they're fat most of the time

>>26175461
I'm the 5'6" guy and I'm a quarter black (basically look white), but yeah, I feel that. Lucky you.

>>26175589
But you respond to it making you a pedophile.

>>26175597
Then fuck them then and stop being so fucking picky.

>>26175602
See this guy gets it.

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>>26171228
were in this together, never forget that
not knowing what you don't know will always be the pinnacle of your internal and intellectual suffering.

I have a lot of qt friends who seem to think I'm moderately attractive, but they're mostly on the internet. I'm not sure if I'm too aspie to talk to girls/people in general IRL or I just don't want to. I usually just speak to people when I need to.

>>26171010
married black woman, emo/goth, crazy, or gay guys and under-age.

>>26171010
I attract 14-17 year old girls, cause I'm tallish and I look 16 yet I don't have any teenage problems like acne or greasy hair or weird facial hair.

>>26175623
>>26175673
Poor little betas I feel sorry for them :(


>>26175708
>>26175711
Pedophiles and more jared fogles

the weird ugly girl who thinks im funny

>>26175717
I never implied I reciprocated the advances of the under-aged.

>>26175754
But knowing you you probably did you're just saying that for legal reasons

>>26175717
>implying attracting younger girls means you do stuff with them

Only 1 has gone further than saying I'm attractive and actually escalated into sexual contact. I've had a couple underage girls that were obviously into me (as in throwing compliments at me) but they were a little ugly, like 5-6/10

>>26175804
>5-6/10
>ugly
Fuck off Chad holy shit

I attract girls who like sweet and socially awkward guys, a.k.a NONE!

>>26175804
But you probably still did stuff with them because you're a white male and they're pedophiles like jared fogle

>>26175816
Pedo autist alert.

>>26175838
>Pedo autist alert.
How? That's a rating out of ten, not ages

>>26175470
I have one and shes great. Youre missing out anon

i never leave my room

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>>26175871
I KNOW CHAD FUCK OFF
I JUST WANT A NICE TRANNY GF TO CUDDLE, WATCH COMFY MOVIES AND DO LEWD STUFF WITH

>>26175883
Just go in lgbt and pick one out mate
Most are lonely. Dont be a huge chaser and youll be fine

>>26175832
>I'm a beta bitch boy
I'm a nice guy but I'm not some MUH LADY cringeworthy loser,girls like nice guys but they hate betas just like everyone else.

>>26175906
>Just go in lgbt and pick one out mate
How?

>>26171010
None. Apparently i'm somewhat attractive but if you aren't a buff chad you won't get noticed by anyone. If you can't approach a woman you are completely fucked as a guy. Soon wizardhood. Maybe then I can finally just stop caring.

>>26175937
Choose from the selection of lonely trans and get a gf

>>26171010
black dudes and scrawny white dudes tfw just want a nice chubby guy to fuck me in my ass while grabbing my balls

>>26176013
Just start posting "be my gf" on /lgbt/?

>>26175937
You really shouldn't. They have fucked up personalities and will leave you the moment you've become sexually boring.

>>26176036
Or on the trans general yea

>>26175918
They wouldn't even know what i'm like since I don't exist to them.

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They always have some kinda mental illness. I guess people with mental illnesses are somehow attracted to each other.

Anyways, it never goes well. Our illnesses always clash.

>>26176043
I don't believe you that wouldn't work

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>>26176069
You wont know till you try m8.

>>26176052
The thing is being an ugly "nice guy" has no merith on itself,you cant afford not being nice,the real nice guys are the guys who can make women fall over them and dont fuck them over.You're like a homeless guy thinking he would be charitable if he was wealthy.

None at all.

I this is original. Although it would be kind of sad if this was original, even on /r9k/.

>>26176081
I'm not even ugly. I just don't exist to women so I never get to be nice.

>>26176079
I think I can be fairly certain that begging for a gf won't get me one

I seem to attract bossy older women.I'm 26 and all the women that show interest have been in their 30's or early 40's.Career type women

Fat, kinky, and unstable damaged girls with contradictory desires.

Attract? None.

Make friends with? Usually they're good looking for some reason. I guess i'm just really non-threatening, and I wouldn't dream of hitting on them anyway- I ain't worthy of love or affection.

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>>26176128

Why not? The lonely transgirls are fucking begging for bfs 90% of the time.

lesbians and histrionic types.
lesbians, the feminine ones, seem insecure about their sexuality, like they need it to be validated by men at least once.

>>26176512

>tfw two girls said they were going lez after breaking up with me

It's a not particularly good feel

>>26171010

90% beautiful girls but whores, they ask me out
10% decent girls but ugly or some visual flaw

All I want is a middle ground to settle down with.

>>26171010
Crazy ones

>>26176494
So do "fembots"
That doesn't mean they want a random anon on 4chan

>>26176662
going lesbian for a girl is a normal, everyday phase. one month they're les, the next month they're taking Chad's rod again.

>>26171010
daddy issues girls

>>26176709

Sure, but they didn't have to tell me about it. Like I was their stepping stone into vagina town, or I put them off men or whatever.

Guess it makes sense though, I have soft features and I had long hair at the time.

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>>26171010
Kinky virgins with waist long hair and massive jugs.
I only attract the best waifus

>>26171010
Corn flakes

>What kind of person do you attract
None, I don't attract anyone.

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>*6 years old
>Never had a female like me
>Only traps and gay people try to hit on me.
>They are always super clingy and they force me to do lewd things with them.
>The traps that like me always really fucked up in the head
>50% of traps look like shit and are literally just dudes with a wig on.

None. I only seem to attract men

Underaged girls, girls with loads of mental issues, and on occasion I catch the attention of social highlight women.

Strangely, they were never ugly.

>>26175128
Scorpio male reporting in.

Thats a pretty accurate description from other Scorpio women I've dated.

>>26171621
>moccasins
I haven't seen anyone rock the moc in so long

Literally none.
Zip. Zero. Zilch.

>>26172787
She doesn't have downs.
Downs renders the person infertile.
She's probably just really fucking stupid

None. Most women I ever try to talk to give minimul responses while looking the other way.

>>26174198
>then again I had just bought an iPhone 6s

Probably laughing at your plebishness

very very short girls
womanelts as fucks, mostly ugly ones

>>26175128
taurus and can confirm this description

>>26171010
Underaged girls, which i don't mind, since i'm in germany
Girls that seem normal at first, but are either crazy or just relationship-retards
Fatties, don't know why, propably because i'm a manlet and they think they have higher chances with me or something
Girls with daddy issues, for some reason
And the most annoying of all: Girls that are in a relationship with some guy i'm friends with. Literally every gf of any friend has made me some offers that, except for one (the first), i all denied. I learned from that first one and never did it again.

ones with loads of makeup, but no matter how hard i try i cant be attracted to them. im really attracted to girls without much make up even if theyre not 10/10

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girls like that ... i love that. makes me so fucking hard..
but i usually finish up with a fucking normie who cucked on me ...
fuck.
now i dont give a single fuck about searching for a girlfriend.

>R9K
>Attract

Pick one.

>>26179071
How short is very very short?

I attract...

landwhales (at university), single mothers (at work), and for some odd reason old female school teachers (at work)...? I don't find them attractive at all.

I prefer skinnier women. I have a fetish for anorexic women, that are more on the artsy/hipster side (they seem the hardest to attract). Short hair and glasses does it for me.

Yeah as for where i founded those three types of women; i'm just a blackbot that goes to an all-australian university and I work in school events.

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Latinas love me.

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>>26171010

Crazy bitches

I dated a girl who went to a mental ward after attempting to kill her dad with a butcher knife

>mfw

>>26171010
White girls that are musicians, read a lot of Tolkien, and are saving virginity for marriage

>>26179146
like 5'4 and under

Tumblr bitches who read shitty teenage novels and try too hard to be quirky.

At this point I've accepted that anyone who falls for my "le so serious and pessimistic" bullshit (at least I'm self-conscious) must be dumb as a rock.

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>>26172965
love me please

>>26179172
That sounds nice anon, Or would you prefer something else?

>>26179146
slightly above midget territory
they are essentially half my size

>>26179213
I agree - it is great. I have no idea how I am pulling this off, but I am not complaining

>>26179191
whore.
mi comentario es original, toda la gloria es de Allah

>>26175832
I actually attract women like this

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>be fat and tall
>only attract gaylords

why

>>26179172
how many of them are there?
how do you find them?
what do they like about you?

>Indian feminists

??????
I make 0 moves or intent to meet or fuck them.
I just send autistic messages on my dating profiles.
Had to move cus one crazy bitch tracked and stalked me.

i attract older men who want to dominate me because they think i have issues but end up having more mental issues than i do

>>26179310
I met 4 for sure until I married one; maybe more since, but I don't chase women anymore.
I met them
1) In a creative writing class
2) at a bookstore in the coffee shop
3) At a going away thing (not really a party) for a friend
4) On a blind date arranged by mutual friends
They say that they like
-that I am tall (6' 1")
-That I have a deep voice
-my black hair
and I know that they like that I know a lot about Tolkien and that while I don't play any instruments I like classical and opera.

Ugly and gross 30%

Cute but insane 40%

Whores 15%

Totally date able but unavailable %15

What a shit demographic

A girl has never been attracted to me
I have Klinefelter syndrome so my body is inherently unattractive to them

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>>26171010
Asian girls seem to be especially fond of me. I'm okay with this. I've had several asian girls (mainly South-East and East Asian) kind of jawdrop and fawn over me in the past.

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>>26179461
What sort of features do you have? Are you Aryan?

>>26179458
I remember you
You were really rude to me a few weeks ago
Fuck you
You can't even reproduce, why do you need a gf?

>>26179364
My oneitis was one so its good to know there are others out there.
Maybe I can find a shorter one now, since I'm everything but tall.

>>26171010
qt black girls and retards

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>>26171010
I only seem to attract gay men, i don't know why. I'm 6'3", facially attractive, physically fit, an ex infantryman in the USMC, and I'm going to start attending Harvard in a couple of months with the GI Bill, but I'm only being approached by homosexual men. They're not ugly gay men, they're actually fairly attractive, mostly twinks though, but I remember one looked like Scott Eastwood, but I'm not gay. I don't fucking get it. Are women so disgustingly passive that they refuse to approach men? I'm not looking for a relationship right now because I plan on becoming a doctor, but are gay men and women attracted to the same things? I've been taking care of myself because I used to be an obese, text-book robot until I decided to try and become a chad, but it's been four fucking years later, and I'm still a virgin. I'm 21.

pretty and outgoing mostly
But still kv

>>26179538
about same here
i attract gay men and 3/10 girls im not even attracted to in the slightest

>>26179497
Sorry for not keeping my beta virgin rage in check

>>26179538
oh btw, i'm kissless, handholdless, full-on virgin. i might've become a chad in high-school, but my mother was a psycho bitch that homeschooled all throughout middle school because she thought school lost its moral integrity or something, batshit radical conservative. i was finally put in high-school as a fat retard with no social skills, and i was bullied all through of it. i joined the usmc to get away from my family, and it worked. i pretty much resemble an average chad, but i'm fucking terrified that when i get into college i'll still be a sperglord retard that cant talk to people

No idea. I don't go anywhere except malls and other necessary for surviving places, like dentists etc.

>>26179562
i get no girls, literally none, not even the ugly ones, and there are plenty of girls, hot and ugly, at this hospital i'm volunteering at. i thought it would be different once i bettered myself, but it doesn't, and i'm getting a sinking feeling that it's going to stay like this

is college any different?

>>26179622
>i thought it would be different once i bettered myself

You fell for the "jus lift brah" meme
College will only make you more lonely and suicidal

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>>26171010

the only women that have been attracted to me are total shit. typically roasties usually they fall within a few spectrums

if anyone they are always one of the below
>annoying redneck fat chicks
>underage daddy issues sluts
>25+ used up with kids


Seriously, why is it fucking IMPOSSIBLE to find a good gf. also bonus points to shit dating pool because i live in a white trash rural area.


Where do i find a qt 6/10 cutiepie gf that would actually love me that isnt a normie or basic bitch. any "nerdy" or internetty girl is always super fucking tumblr and has shit taste


fuck me right

>>26179773
i don't fucking get it then

what else do i fucking need, i spent time grooming myself, and becoming physically fit, i've an attractive face, and i'm becoming a fucking doctor, what more do i need to fucking do?!

people aren't even repulsed by my personality or anything, it's just like i'm not even there. they just ignore me, do i need to be more assertive or something? i thought being quiet was okay if you were attractive

>>26179622
well i assume you are young
the older you are the better it gets

>>26179858
Do you have burgers? In your ass?

>>26171010
> 18-21
> Overweight (ranges from slightly T H I C C to sloppy and blubbery)
> Faces range from Amy Schumer-esque to slightly cute
> Extremely self-conscious and insecure
> Some type of "issue"

Ugly, fat, a laundry list of mental and emotional problems, usually a loser weeb.

I guess it takes one to know one.

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None. It's just so unfair. They all go for Chad. I never even had a chance.

>>26171010
The type that gets along with their fathers, basically the anti-daddy issues

I don't know why

>>26180056
get the fuck out chad with glasses

>>26171010
Basically Robots.
They may have their personal issues, but they are not agressive or hateful as this board is, but rather they are the nicest people I've met.
So, the kind of girl I atrract is like a robot but without all the hateful traits which make me dislike most Robots.

>>26175169
Do music. Comedy. Somethin.

>>26179858
you sound like a qt, lets see a pic

>>26180107
>Chad
Lol'd
I'm nowhere near a Chad.

>>26180056
cute glasses, jaden smith face ruins it

>>26171010
Asians who browse 4chan (shame that's perfect for me but never in my country)
Very overweight girls

I had a 4chan Asian qt once. If only I could go back in time.

It's really hards to say what kind of girls I attract, all the bitches who have been interested in me are pretty different from each other
-some plain looking girls
-a normal cute girl
-a goth
-a nerdy chubby girl (no landwhale just a bit overweight)
-one of those who refuses to poo in loo
>a couple of older women
>got mired by a 50something mom and her 20something daughter at the same time
>old gay men
>young gay dudes
>a loli tried to flirt with me once
>cashiers seem to be interested in quite often but none of them are "hot"

None. Married. Shit job. 2 kids. I've lost all swag/ juice/ self confidence. Shell of former self.

>>26171043
Ugly than me 85%

Pretty as me but annoying 5%

Girls that look good gf material but want only cheat their boyfriend with me(aka whores) 10%

>>26180287
how often do you have sex with your wife? since when you are married?

shy bookish mild weeaboos

I'm half Japanese, so, expected

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>>26171010
4/10 sluts who drink and smoke

>>26180624
what half is japanese?

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>>26171010
The invisible kind

>>26171010
Used to attract a little geeky. Some wannabe models now because I'm "effay" or some shit. Last one was a femnist and a total bitch

>>26180638
Mom. Dad isnt white though. :^)

Honestly if I don't attract anyone by the time I hit 25 if I'm still alive, I'll end up more depressed than now, probably a huge alcoholic and hating everyone

It's not my fault that I don't have anyone, it's their fault for not finding me attractive, I was born like this, I cannot change even if I lift, dress nicely or act nicely
This is what I got. Nobody ever said anything nice about my appearance, only old cunts who probably say it then go home saying how fucking ugly I am

Literally nothing but fat biches

I must be pretty ugly

>>26171010
Desparate whales

The only girl who has ever expressed any interest in me:
>Dyed hair
>Nipple piercing
>Cutting scars
>Slightly flabby
>Shares feminist images on Facebook
>Has cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had

>>26171010
>you usually attract
Uhhh... Two girls?

I attract plenty but very few attract me

>>26180764
Is your mom hot/cute?

Is she a coalburner?

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>>26171010
NONE
0
ZERO
NONE OF ANY KIND
YOU FUCKING NORMIES
IF YOU ATTRACT ANYONE YOU NEED TO LEAVE

Scene girls and short ones, dont ask me why

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how ugly must I be when even most of the r9k "robots" attract women

>>26180901
Im not a robot i just like this board

>>26180901

try tinder and you'll find out

>>26171280
>gay guys
So someone likes you

>>26180600
Meh. Just had second baby so like never. Married for a year on the 12th. bein poor and married....no Bueno.

None to be quite honest with you lad.

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Can't really say there's a 'type' since I've only ever spoken to one girl before at length but

>red hair
>big tits
>valedictorian

>israeli

>>26180916
>showing your face to random whores
>having a normiebook with a picture
>having a normiebook
just get out

>>26180885
why?
orogonol commont

>>26180916
>Tinder requires facebook

No way man

>>26180764
are your grandparents racists to your father?

>>26180956
>>26180962
just make a new facebook account

tinder is legit the only real way to find out how attractive you really are to women

Girls with eating disorders
Girls prone to deppresion
Girls who pretend to like reading

>>26180959
Idk man, im that kind of dude that was a metalhead in is teens, and now im a bit more normal but i kept some of style, some of the music and i can talk about pop culture with them and since im a bit older things work out i guess

Ugly but kind black girls who feel sorry for me. Although the last time a girl came up to me and spoke with me was in school at 16. Since then it's only been family members and friends of friends.

>>26180979
Doesn't that shit track people living near you?

I'm afraid going out in the streets and roasties screaming at me

>>26181002
you can spoof it and set it to a different location. pick a place where you'll never go but still the women are similar to the ones where you live.

Mostly girls who want to fuck because I'm physically attractive. Very few are attracted to my personality, or lose interest pretty quickly.
My personality is better as a friend, considering how many female friends I have.
And then considering how many have slept with me, or tried, or wanted to.
Apparently a lot of girls have had crushes on me that I never noticed because I'm dense.

Feels whatever. I have sworn off ever sleeping with friends again though, makes me feel worthless and used.

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>>26181105
Why are you even here, seriously.

>>26180986
>Girls with eating disorders

never again

>>26171010
>>26171010


Young roastie whores 2bh.

At least they're not fat

A bit of everything, but my autistic personality an standards do not allow me to have the cake nor eat it.

>>26181105
are you me?

muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

Landwhales
Boderline average girls

That's it
Kill me

>>26171010
only crazies.
theres one ine year 10 going around my sixth form saying that im dating her. I am not. Shes also about three years younger than me.

>>26171010
I had a cute weeb girl into me but then she started dating Chad kik a month or two later. Tbh I have no regrets for not dating that whore.

>>26182567
Mobile cancer sorry for typos.

Hamplanets

Used up sluts

Ugly girls

In that order.

>sign up for dating sites
>flooded with all three of these types of women
>immediately delete account

>>26171010
Blonds with issues for some reason

I've only attracted two girls in my life. One was a kind of thick girl who was like one third black, one third asian, and one third white, who had major daddy issues and did erp with me on skype before my morals kicked in and I cut contact with her. The other was a Jew.

>>26175275
>>26175370

5'FT 4 HERE. I'VE HAD A GF. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE. SHE MAY HAVE BEEN UGLY AF BUT STILL I GOT MY DICK WET

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>>26182755
Well, I'm a straight girl.
originalos commentos

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>>26182822
>mentioning your gender for no reason
and that is why people don't like you

>>26171010
the kind that's very abstract, invisible even, like Gasper with G cups

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mostly sluts but also random nice pretty dateable girls who are totally into me until i drunkenly suggest we iv some meth or heroin.
>mfw

>>26171010
Uglier than me: 100%

8/10s and above, 20%
It's difficult looking like a divine being

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>>26171010
Tumblrites, fatties, and really boring girls
Just fuck my shit up

>Russian whores
>underage
>jews
>mentally ill
>my mother

fat depressed ones. I'm going into psychology, so if i manage to get one i subtly probe them to why they're depressed, it's always just a cry for attention. Fuck my life.

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>>26183304
>my mother
very original robot pls

>>26171010
The one's who do not exist.

>>26171010
Bisexuals and weirdos

>>26171252
I am sorry for your pain anon, really

>>26183358
>bisexuals

I used to think this was ideal, sort of hot, but they're ALL unstable bitches.

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>>26171010
Here is a pic of them

>>26179159
How's is this bad thing?

Comentario original

reminder a true robot will take anything but a lard.

>>26171010
>"usually"
>implying girls are often attracted to me

>thin, attractive, dark blonde popular girl, liked horses
>big-titted short redhead, liked horses and sport
>short freckled redhead
>big titted curvy red-blonde, liked sailing

Then high school was over, and it took 7 years for another girl:
>westernized-but-still-religious-muslim girl, 5 years later she is a fucking bombshell, like holy fuck
I was too pussy to take that anywhere, so 4 years later, it was

>38 years old fat ugly curly short hair doctor who was probably a virgin

So statistically it's sporty redheads, but that was 15 years ago. I'm still heartbroken about that muslim, but she's married now so it's hopeless.

That fat woman met an awkward nuclear physicist and they have a kid, good for them I guess. I'm the one who's lonely and bitter.

>>26183455
>tfw once a chad in hs, then turned into a complete autist

W-why?

I'm actually fairly attractive and am complimented on my eyes a bit

However normally I don't have much in common with the girls around me (all fucking stacies just gtfo)

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I usually attract:
Chubby Asian chicks
Skinny muslim chicks
Slutty muslim chicks
Fat chicks
White chicks
Black chicks
Somalian chicks
and have had a stint with a few Arab/ Persian chicks

>tfw I have a secret muslim girl fetish

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>>26184309
Forgot to mention the typical jailbait.

>>26171563
I know that one. It's the song of my life at this juncture

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Every girl that's ever taken an interest in me has been significantly younger than me

I just seem to get along with them better for some reason

I know what I want physically, but mentally/emotionally/personality-wise, I really don't know.

Perhaps someone exactly like me but less angry & more compromising?

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>cute
>none/not many friends
>daddy issues
>submissive masochist
pic unrelated. Go listen to it tho

>>26184309

>tfw I have a secret muslim guy fetish

When they were that little scarfs that wrap around their mouths and head it drives me insane.

Obscure as fuck tho

I wish I had a islamic man to dominate my kafr ass

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9/10 too young
introverted 6~7/10 my age

But just from my looks (I'm beautiful but skinny), when I open my mouth I can snatch some 8's.

I really need to lift.

>all these fucking normies

obviously not original