You open the door to your son's room and see this What do?

>>26170769
There is no possible way I could ever have a son.

"Who the fuck are you and why are you using my dildo?"

>>26170769
How would I have a son if the only women who want me are single mothers? Their children would never be my children.

Son, you shouldn't have bought that. If you wanted an ass fucking all you had to do was ask

zip

fuckin lmao. m50s confirmed for faggot headphones for bottoms who take the D

>>26170817
maybe he's practicing for bbc

I don't have a son, my wife does though

What in the fuck, son. We only use white dildos in this household.

Find the nearest oven and bake him alive.

>>26170929
Apply yourself desu

>>26170769
>wanting to get fucked by a nigger
Kek, son, you're patethic

>>26170929
weak

>>26170869
so it doesn't count as incest amirite?

>>26170920
kek

>>26170769
I'd have to kill him. it would be fine if the dildo wasn't black.

>>26170769
Honestly beat the shit out of him and tell him its for his own good

Probably chuckle and shut the door.

>>26171102
sure thing friendo

not original

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>>26170769

Ask him why he's a faggot

>ATH-M50's
Kick the dildo right up his ass.

>>26170769
Whoa, just yesterday my son was 3 years old... have I traveled.. THROUGH TIME?!

>>26171012
Does it really matter if he wants bbc?
It's not like he can get pregnant

>>26170769
Huh, I guess the gay is genetic after all

>>26170769
"Son, what do you think you're doing? A real cock feels much better." Then I'd fug his little boipussy like a good daddy. :3

>>26170769
unzip and start using his mouth while he fucks himself

>>26170769
Does it make me gay taht I used to do something along these lines in HS but stopped around 19. Now 30, haven't done it in over 10 years and the idea disgusts me?

What does that mean?

>inb4 I'm a closet faggot.

buy him a white dildo in the hopes he wont get aids

>>26170769
Douse the place in gasoline, and light the match. Lock his door.

Cry it out later and never speak of it again.

>>26171497
It means you are repressing your true sexuality
closet fag

>>26170929
This tbqhwyfaggots

buy him a white dildo