sad, lonely, pathetic, and a dumb 22 year old neet i wouldnt

>>26169188

Nice dubs.

BUT ARE YOU FAT???????

>>26169271
It's a dude, of course it's fat

>>26169271
no im not, and im a boy btw

>>26169188
you mean feign

>>26169341
sorry about that, im a dumb autist

>>26169188
I honestly dobut you are my type
>tfw no need boyfriend to come live with you at your apartment so you can be neets together only to find out that you don't really want a boyfriend after a week and kick him out
That sounds like a fun week

>>26169432
probably not anon, im clingy, and any sort of affection given to me i take it too serious, sorry anon

>>26169452
If you were a girl you would be perfect 4 me. Life works in mysterious ways I guess

>>26169452
I don't care about you being clingy, the week thing was a joke even tho k seriously don't want anyone living with me longer than a week every couple of months
I'm really picky tho, I don't even really know my type beyond it must look like that boy I had a crush on in highschool and I never said anything About but still think of him tkday

>>26169525
yeah that it does anon, good luck with finding a girl you can love

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>>26169452
I love you so much, cute little darling. Be mine.

>>26169529
I feel tho that I would be attracted to other kinds of guys if I had them naked in front of me tho

>>26169188
Op probably dissappeared from earth
Such a shame too I wanted to talk to a fellow gaybot

>>26169556
;_; For reals??
>>26169658
im still here just a bit tired but ill be on thread til it dies out i guess

>>26169707
Have you ever blushed when a tall guy talked to you? It happened to me once, it was pretty embarraskng

>>26169736
i have yeah, plus he was really nice to me sadly only for that one moment, after that i never saw him again

>>26169762
It's pretty weird
>bough a pizza
>bring it home turns out the toppings are wrong
>fake it back, cashier actually tells me it was the right toppings
>I tell her I always order from there and order the same
>cool comes out
>really tall guy
>we go outside
>starts bitching about her and telling me she is a stupid cunt and stuff
>couldnt keep my eyes awai from the floor
>couldnt say anything just mumbled like a retard
Tell me about yours

>>26169188
Post feminine cock or gtfo.

>>26169854
What if I told you I'm agy but not a whore?

>>26169846
well i suck at green text and nothing too interesting basically buying clothes and he was working there and i was looking for a shirt my size, he took like 5 mins helping me look for it and after that he just said it was nice to help me and the whole time i couldnt look at him but i liked that he was really nice with me, because others wouldnt take their time to help me like he did

Post a pic (just your face really, no need for nudes) and where you love?

>>26169854
sorry anon i only do lewd with my bf, if i had one

if only you werent a scumbag piece of shit

>>26169917
i dont post my face on r9k , knowing someone is bound to save it makes me anxious
i live in texas

>>26169906
Maybe he liked you dummy
Customer service are always big outgoing shores especially in clothing, heck if he knew how to dress you he was probably gay

>>26169452
I want you to be mine post a throwaway email

>>26169946
ummm im sorry maybe you have the wrong person anon, who do you confuse me with

>>26169880
You're practically begging for love/attention on an anonymous image board populated by guys who want to shower anything remotely resembling a woman with love/attention.

If it looks like a duck.
And it sounds like a duck.
It does what its told and shows its feminene cock to get the positive attention it craves.

Or it knows it wont get attention once the power it holds, the mystery of it's appearance, its taken because you're not much to look at.

>>26169977
[email protected]

im bi and into traps, so no matter the case this thread works for me

>>26169188

Fuck you faggot. Get thrown off a building.

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>tfw you will never find an animeboy who isn't gay and clingy

>>26170000
Nice numbers
But really the thought of some disgusting neckbeard touching himself is not a turn on
I only cyber whore for virtual chad

>>26169980
no youre that lowlife date from steam

Ask Issa.

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>>26170083
hey im not a lowlife

>>26169906
Well you should ask his number next time at least
I hope your T-shirt looks cute

>>26170127
ah issa is nice but idk i guess im too much of an autist to do so

>>26169188
Anon are you really bitchy and have that femenine but not really sexy voice?

>>26170248
im not bitchy, and my voice is ehhh desu
personally never put my voice in high regard sorry anon

>>26170274
That's a shame
Bitchy is a turn on for me

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>tfw no bf who can handle my mental illness and strange behavior

>>26170316
sorry i could never be bitchy, im too nice to be able to be like that sorry

>>26170336
Are you really bitchy tho?

>>26170361

No, just emotionally withdrawn

>>26170337
What do you like tho?

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>26169188>>26169188>26169188

>>26170337
Would you dress like a girl for me or at least learn to walk on high heels?

>>26170383
well im just a weeb, i like reading cooking and im also really into ww2 german military

>>26170413
sometimes i wear a dress to play vidya cause its comfy, never wore heels

>>26170379
kuudere a shit

>>26170417
I mean in men
It's good that you like cooking tho I would find it cute if you did that naked with a boner

>>26170450

I'm sorry, but you'll have to pry me out of my shell like an oyster.

>>26170461
well i just want someone nice that will do stuff like watch anime and play vidya with me, really just someone to spend time with

Kuudere is real good.

I'm not putting effort into a broken boy though.

>>26170443
If you feel like taking a picture with a dress, nothing sexual and posting it it would be cool.
I would make a Skype but I'm afraid I would end up going back in the closet and cutting contact. Happens every other week

>>26170523
ahh sorry anon but even photos like that would be for my bf, if i had one of course

>>26170509
I don't really watch that much anime
I have just seen mainstream like nhk, cowboy beebop and mirai nikki

>>26170584
ahh well watching movies or other shows would be nice as well

>>26170496
a shit
kuudere a shit

>>26170576
I wish I could be your boyfriend but even if everything else was right I still live far away

>>26170612
where do you live?
das comment is original

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>>26170515

Eh, it's probably for the best. Loneliness is preferable with so much to lose.

>>26170635
It doesn't matter I have never met anyone I. This site from my country
Also I'm fat (sorry)
And I could never let you meet my parents

So who's the bitchboy that's going to rest their head in my lap and get their head pat before sucking my cock?

>>26169188
OP here going to lay down in like 10 mins
my burner email is [email protected]
if anyone atleast just wants to chit chat that would be lovely

>>26170684
>tell him I fat
He doesn't reply
I'm going to feel like shit now for a few hours don't mind me

>>26169271
I'm a girl and not fat
Be my thread bf?

>>26170854

Rejecting someone for being fat is one of the few ok reasons to reject someone. You can control how fat you are, anon.

>>26170891
>you can control how far you are anon
Somehow couldn't been able to do this since I was 8
I'm going to eat a lot of icecream and never ever tell anyone else I'm gay again now

>>26170956

You know there are a lot of gay man who like fat guys. You're not even in that much of a bind.

>Somehow couldn't been able to do this since I was 8
Yeah sure, it's definitely possible, you just don't have the willpower

>>26170978
It's OK tho I'm not longer gay
If I'm not gay I can't get hurt

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>>26171038

>I'm no longer gay

I hope you're asexual because chicks don't like fat guys either.

>>26171186
I will just push any romantic or sexual thought to the back of my head where it belongs
Honestly I would reject myself too
>I would take anyone as a boyfriend
>anyone but you
Where did I put those sleeping pills again? I really need them right now

>>26171238

You're really gonna make your family buy an extra large coffin? shame

>>26171315
No, I'm going to ouive them and remain a virgin then when I'm 50 I will finally snap and go full crazy, become a trap and whore myself to any man who would take in on craigalist

>>26171471
>trap
>50

>>26171537
You ha e never been to Craigslist have you?

>>26170054
>animeboy
>not gay

Anon, why do you expect this to be a thing.

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>>26171471

Oh, that actually gave me more feels than the suicide thing. I hope you find the qt boy of your dreams, anon

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>>26169188
Eren will never love you, Mikasa.

>tfw will never have a bf because I'm ugly and poor

i got me a steam friend that's been looking for a bf for a while. He's preferring someone in the UK but i am confident i could convince him to accept anywhere. He's a 22 year old NEET as well, reply if you're genuinely interested.