I'VE BEEN TEXTING A GIRL All DAY! I'M SO HAPPY!

>texting a girl
wow bro welcome to middle school, congrats!

Guys are so easy to please.

>>26168112
Why are robots such cunts now? Can't you just be happy for him?

>>26168052
>owning a phone
>having someone elses number on that phone
>browsing r9k while being a normalfag

please leave

>>26168112
Fuck off chad, not all of us get puss 24/7
>>26168141
Fuck off roastie

>>26168151
>>26168176
lmao look to losers

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>>26168052
what if she's just grooming you to be her orbiter?

>>26168052
im kinda jealous

The last time i had a meaningful conversation with a girl was maybe 2012.

All i want is a girl to talk to.

>>26168175
Not a normal fag this is a very rare thing for me. No one ever texts me and if they do it's Either work or parents.

>>26168052
I don't know why but I fucking hate texting, especially when talking to the people you love. I use Telegram all the time, but just simple messaging pisses the shit out of me.

This is how all the roastie threads start.

OP will be posting arby hate threads tomorrow when this bitch breaks his heart

>>26168219
Dude fuck that if you know what is good for yea you will stay the fuck away from dumb cunts period. My wife stole my son from while im forced to pay child support, all I want to do is to see my son whats wrong with this vile cruel world

>>26168052
good, go eat her pussy. be a good boy.

>>26168262
kek the cycle never ends

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>>26168200
I think she digs me she texted me first and had been responding in large blocks.
>>26168262
Fuck off trip fag
>>26168225
Not a big fan of texting either but this is exciting

>>26168276
I love this cycle though, its what makes this board so unique lol

>>26168311
ouch that was painful to read
>y-you too

>>26168311
>that font
burns my fucking eyes

>>26168311
I dont even think she likes you man how do you get this idea she likes?

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>>26168273
Naw f a m I ain't to sexual of a person. >>26168340
Not to good at texting but she kept replying
>>26168355
Sorry I like it

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Me too OP she said she's coming over for sex tomorrow. Her bf has work so its just going to be me and her. *Yaaaawnnn* well I better get back to my hobbies while you Wagies work to support me.

CAIO

>>26168385
Nigger make some sort of conversation.

don't go too far with this for now

don't take any big risks, but don't lose her

You can do this.

>>26168269
You should of worn a rubber.
I just want to have talks and occasional fucks.

I dont want to deal lovey-dovey bullshit

>>26168385
She sounds like a fucking loser man, sounds like just another problem to worry about

>normalfags bragging

biggest cucks

>>26168385
How much does she weigh, just asking?

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>>26168385
>so heated
it's one of those types of "memers"

She must weigh quit a bit if she is getting hurt while even playing sports lol sounds pathetic

>texting yourself

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>>26168413
I do ,I skipped around the convo, because there is some personal info
>>26168441
Eh, she was cute and I'm not interested in sex
>>26168473
Less than me and I weigh 150lbs, I'd imagine 110-120
>>26168512
She was cute

>>26168587

Bro stop with the small talk and make some jokes or something, she seems p keen/interesting/interested, so break the ice and joke around! be yourself!