Yesterday a 38 year old landwhale offered to take my virginity,

>>26165228
"just" 100 euros...Rich Nordiceuropean fag spotted.

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>>26165228

hahahaha

details...how do you know the landwhale, how did the subject come up, etc.

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>paying someone to have sex with you
>they only had sex with you because you gave them money
>anon pls

>>26165228
Please describe more, my mechanical brother. If you will.

>>26165817

How much do you pay then?

>>26165850
Tinder, met up once, a few days later she invited me over to hers for some chill

>>26165852
Yes, I am well aware of that, your point roastie?

>>26165861
50 for normal prostitute. 80-100 for escorts(never gone though, i have no courage so still virgin.). But i heard that some 15/10 asks for 130 sometimes. But 100 is a lot for fucking a whore imo.

>>26165896
I don't know. I feel like it's a little creepy or something, you know? I wouldn't wanna stick my dick in someone who is only willing because I gave them money. And I understand all human interactions are done so because we're looking to gain something, but I don't get how you could turn sex into an economic exchange. Do you not have any seconds thoughts or anything?

>>26166024
Not OP, maybe he felt that virginity was an obstacle in his life and now he feels free of that label.

Well, now he is a not-virgin that lost it with a prostitute and can never share the details of his first time with his future girlfriend. Something that probably millions have done in this planet.

To tell the truth I'm still not sure what's better. I'm a robot virgin.

>>26166024
>my dick

you're not fooling anyone roastie.

>>26166252
I can assure you I'm not a woman anon. What do you think about what I said?

>>26165228
Do you feel different, like anything's actually changed?
Was it at some hotel or something like that?
Would you recommend it to other robots?

>>26166349

The fact you used the word 'creepy' pretty much confirms you are a female.

>>26166419

Yeah, I feel more energised and just fulfiled. It was at a window in Amsterdam

Would definitely recommend, will help your confidence massively.

>>26166424
It's true, creepy doesn't fit in most guy's vocabulary, apart from when the crazy cat lady next door keeps leaving dolls in front of your door so that they're staring at you when you open the door.

>>26166424
>eurotrash pays woman to have sex
>calls other anons women to avoid bad concious
hohoho

>>26166652

You are probably and MLP wanking faggot who faps to anime too.

elliot was an ugly motherfucker

>tiny teeth
>nasty pasty skin,
>no muscle tone
>widows peak
>asymmetrical facial features
>bulbous nose
>uneven eyebrows

no wonder he couldn't find happiness. shit i'm unhappier just looking at him

>>26166705
Actually, i haven't fapped for about a month and a half, but that's besides the point. Do you plan on having a wife, anon?

>>26166755

The widow's peak is the only unattractive thing about him. Could have been fixed easily with a different haircut.

>>26166785
>Do you plan on having a wife, anon?

No, but I do hope on having children and a long term partner.

>>26166349
roasti on full damage control lol

>>26166804
Well, okay. Why did you lose your virginity to a prostitute anon? You are OP, right?

>>26166842

I had the opportunity to lose it to other women, but decided I would rather pay for a higher quality experience than get some landwhale for free.

>>26166797
I think the widow's peak is one of many things that made Elliot attractive.

>>26166856
Why did you have to lose your virginity at all?

>>26166911

I wanted to, it was not such that virginity was some horrible thing I wanted to get rid of, but I had never had sex, and wanted to experience it.

>>26166940
What did you think about her? The prostitute, that is. Don't you think having sex without any emotional connection is kind of dangerous? I mean not only in std's or pregnancy, but emotionally?

>>26167070

I would have preferred it with an emotional connection, but I wasn't waiting forever.

The woman herself was a lot better than I expected, not just looks wise, but she really made an effort to be affectionate and interested, just an act but it made the experience very good.

>>26167114
What's wrong with waiting? Don't you think it would be better to wait until you have a life partner?

>>26167186

I might never have gotten that life partner were it not for confidence and experience gained from this.

>>26167220
I see. Well good luck Anon. Remember, never trust your dick. So many people are toxic. Your dick doesn't care about the quality of a woman. Your dick will make you think a woman's good for you, which she could be, but she also might not. Have someone there to snap you to reality. You can't fight that battle alone.

>>26167310

You will never understand the functioning of the male mind. It simply does not function as optimally if deprived of sex.

The chance of me finding a quality life partner is so low, I have already accepted that the only way I'll have children is if I eventually settle for a semi-used up whore, so I may as well have my fun too before.

>>26167370
Come now, anon. Don't undersell yourself. You're clearly intelligent. There are women out there who appreciate intelligence. You don't need to be out there having fun, man. You should try and do things to better yourself. If you truly make yourself a good catch and a woman rejects you, then you don't wanna be with that slut anyway, let her fuck the chads.

>>26167450

There was only 1 girl who I think would ever meet that criteria, and I admit kissing her was probably on par with unemotional sex, but she died in a car crash and I have 0.0001% hope of ever finding another woman of her quality.

I'm not even pining after her, but ltierally evwery single woman I've met since here has been more bitchy, less affectionate, more slutty.

This was better than nothing at least.

>>26167604
Nah man. A good salesman doesn't go to three or four houses on the block, right? You gotta go through the whole neighborhood. Know your standards. I feel like Tinder really isn't the place to meet good women, though. Try joining some sort of club or something. How old are you?

>>26167721

I wasn't looking on tindr for quality women, I'm 23.

>>26167749
Well why not? If you plan on having children and don't plan on marrying someone who's roughly your age, shouldn't you be looking for a long term partner around now? I mean women start losing fertility in their late twenties. Do you have a well paying job?

>>26167866
*plan, not don't plan

>>26167866

mate, don't even try with these questions, my life is a fucking shambles and I'm hopeless. Maybe god will bless me with a miracle, but it ain't happening.

>>26167948
Alright, Anon. I need to go to bed now, but I sincerely hope you can change for the better. Good night.

>>26167993

Good night anon, I hope your life treats you well too.