>have to write an email >normal person could do it in two minutes >put it off for three days and lose sleep over it
>have to make a phone call >can't do it >Mummy can't do it either because her English isn't so good >has to call one of her friends to do it for me
>walking home from therapy appointment >cold as shit, pass a comfy-looking coffee shop >intense craving for a nice hot cup of coffee >don't go in because there's too many people and I'm scared I'll mess up my order and embarrass myself
>professor sends an email politely asking why I haven't handed in my term paper >close the tab >worry about it for a month until he finally fails me
>buying a Metrocard at the subway station >a line has formed behind me >the machine keeps spitting out my twenty >freak out, step away and wait for the line to disperse >try again >same thing happens, step away again >this happens five more times >it takes me forty minutes to complete a simple transaction
>walk right instead of left when leaving my house >instead of just turning back and going the right way, circle around the whole block so that no one would see I made a mistake
>girl from across the hall asks me to sign a card for our RA >fumble with the pen she gave me, it doesn't want to write and my hands are shaking >tell her I'll do it at my desk in my room >she follows me in >dirty clothes all over the floor, rotten food all over the shelves >the longest silence of my life as I struggle to think of something to write on this fucking card for some cunt I've never met while this girl stands in the doorway of my room and realizes I'm a retarded, creepy failure of a human being
>get drunk for the first time and show my dick to a friend and ask her to rate it as a joke >regret it as I'm doing so >she cuts off all contact with me and reports me to the school >she was my only friend >see her around from time to time and feel like an asshole
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