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>>26163743
>UK
>Muhammed

TOP KEK

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>No. 1 Muhammad

>>26163743
Chad names
>Jesse
>Chad
>Chris
>Anthony
Beta names
>Mike
>Tom
>Elliot
>Sebastian
>Jason
>Andrew
Robot names
>Norman
>Daniel
>Chandler
>Alex
>Richard

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>>26163743

>Sophie and Sophia
>Muhammad

>>26163856
It's because out of the 60 mil, all names are diverse but the n all the fucking 2 mil muslim cunts have the same fucking name

>>26163856
It has been that way for nearly 12 years now. Where have you been? Some European countries have had muslim names taking up half the top 10 for the last 5 years.

>>26163931
You're a fucking moron if you don't think Chandler and Alex are chad names. Honestly, is this bait?

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>>26163931
According to you i have robot name and therefore i'm in r9k.

>>26163969
Ive met 3 chadlers. All greasy autists (one of them browsed 4chan). the name in general is elliot tier beta

>>26163931
>>26163969
How about the name Nicolas?

>>26163931
>Chris
>chad name

All chris's and the variants lead awkward lives and it's common as fuck.

The names of my siblings and cousins? Are any of these good names?

male
>arthur
>oliver (not bad)
>milo
>maxwell

female
>alice
>jade
>claire
>felicity

Seems like theyre trying to be british 2bh

Is it seriously fucking Muhammad? Fuck that

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>>26163743
If i have a kid ill name it angel regardless of gender

>>26163931
This name shit is retarded, any of those names you can easily find on any person regardless of whether they're a normie or whatever. Except Sebastian that's definitely a robot name.

>>26164063
low tier chad or a high tier beta if you go by "nick" ascended wizard tier if people actually call you Nicholas

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>>26163743
>boys
>number 1 is Muhammad

>>26163743
It wasn't the top for the UK bit it was for London

>>26164305
>arthur
unoriginal in UK and beta everywhere else 5/10
>oliver
7.5/10
>milo
7/10
>maxwell
5/10 as maxwell, 6.5/10 as max
>alice
7/10
>jade
6/10
>claire
7/10
>felicity
what the fuck is that

overall pretty decent names, nothing bad except felicity

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Why are mudslimes so unoriginal with their names?

What's the point in even having a first name if its going to be the fucking same as everyone else's?

>>26163931
Where does "Justin" fall on that list?

They need to pay homage to their sand god, anon

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>>26163931
Want to hear more opinions like this, but on female names. What are the prettiest, Stacey-ist, etc?

>>26164800
blacks have quite original names. I think those are better than generic Muhammad

>tfw not a dark black named laqueesha/ shaqueesha/ peepeepoopooqueesha with a greasy weave

If you can't name at least one pornstar for each female name on this Top 10, you don't belong on /r9k/

GO

Female: Samantha, AKA Sam, best name

Male: Casey

The best for girls are the short, soft sounding ones IMO. I personally like Emy, Sophie, Ava, Sophie, Alexis, Madison, Ashley, stuff like that.

For boys I would name my kid something like Ethan, Noah, Alexander, Cody, or Augustus.

>>26165141
>Casey

Thanks anon. People have made fun of my name before seriously for being a girl's name.

Oliver here
do people actually think this a good name?
plus i hate theyre will be 1000's of children called oliver running around in about 5 years

>>26165145
>augustus
i hope you dont have a boy

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Muhammed is the most popular boys name in just England, not the whole of Britain.

Also, muslims name their first son Muhammed, so of course it's going to be the most popular boys name, as every muslim family has one.

If every english family decided to name their first son, Terry, the most popular boys name would be Terry, and by a million miles the most popular.

Britain is 4% muslim, still managing to be 88% white.

Griffin reporting in
Is this a good name or am i fucked

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>Oliver
>2014

>>26165259
shut up, i am throwing back to the heros of early civilization.

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>>26165365
>i am throwing back to the heros of early civilization

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>>26163743
>1. Muhammad
What a disgusting shitskin name. Kill it desu.

any other jacks here?

>>26165389
Okay, whatever, Augustus isn't even that bad. I'm not naming him Caesar or Aristotle.

Probably Marcus is a better name in hindsight, but Augustus wasn't terrible.

>>26165292
>Also, muslims name their first son Muhammed
Why? Isn't that destruction of individuality?

>>26165463
Yeah but they don't care. It's barbarism plain and simple.

>>26165463
No, that's just mudslimes being mudslimes

>Muhammad
>UKucks