Somebody please kill me. I was told today that I look like this

i get compared to henry cavill and robert pattinson a lot.

I get compared to Daniel Radcliffe sometimes.
I don't have dark hair and I'm not even a boy.

Women: Always finding new ways to announce they are girls.

>SOMEONE GAVE ME THIS PICTURE OF JACQUES COUSTEAU TODAY /R9K/ WHAT DO I DO
>*POSTS SELF HOLDING PICTURE OF JACQUES COUSTEAU WITH DAINTY WOMAN HAND, GETS 65,000 FREE REPLIES, AVOIDS FEELING ALONE OR WORTHLESS FOR ANOTHER NIGHT, THEREBY AVOIDING ANY KIND OF PRESSURE THAT WOULD LEAD TO AMBITION FOR REAL IMPROVEMENT, TYPIFIES ENTIRE GENDER AND EPITOMIZES ESSENTIAL PROBLEM WITH GENDER RELATIONS*
^-- A FEMANON, 2016

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>>26163688
>Anon, you look like Napoleon Dynamite! Tee hee

Occasionally someone will say I look like Louis Theroux, and then suddenly everyone else in the room will see it as well and can't unsee it.

>>26163749
who's done that ITT? you sound insane

Sometimes I'm told I look like Robert Kennedy by old people, while younger people say Hugh Grant.

I've never been compared to any celebrity, but I've had people confuse me for one of my friends who is uglier than a pile of dogshit.

>>26163688
Not really unattractive. He's more of an unconventional 9/10 hottie. People say I look like Danny Devito.

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>>26163688

She looks pretty cute though.

I know that feel though. When I was in high school I had to take large dose prednisone for an autoimmune condition. Prednisone in large doses makes your face blow up like a balloon, it's fucking disgusting. Anyway, I was really self-conscious about appearances because it was during my sensitive teen years, so I also grew out this nasty neckbeard thing to try to hide my deformed prednisone face as much as possible, kind of thinking that it'd be better to go all the way in on looking like a messed up ugly guy then to just be a clean shave boy with a tragically swollen face. I was working as a cashier part time during all this and one of the customers told me I looked like Luciano Pavarotti. She made sure to explain even though he wasn't stereotypically attractive he was very handsome despite his large face.

People tell me I look like Brad Pitt.... Then I stop looking at the mirror

>>26163884
>she looks pretty cute
it's a man

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>>26163789
>>26163884
but anons, he's a heand I'm a she

>>26163688
10th grade. Blanket (MJ's son).

>>26163955
>>26163977

He looks like an attractive girl, I stand by my original comment.

>>26163977
Meh, I'll fuck you. Location?

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>tfw as soon as i grow a moustache random people at the club goes up and want to have a picture with me cause i look like this guy...

>>26164022
Well, thanks. I think.

>>26164029
Bumfuck nowhere, southern US. You?

>>26164098
I'd take advantage of that shit if I were you senpai

>>26164098
I've always wondered why no one has ever told him about Traction Alopecia

>>26163688
Maybe you should do what he did and kill yourself once you're 25

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>anon, you look like gareth malone

Steve Aoki.

I'm not even Japanese, and I'm a 170 lb weightlifter, I just have long hair.

>>26164436
>tfw suicidal and 24
Nopenopenope

People tell me I look like Shrek.

Does it count ?

>hey anon did anyone ever tell you you look like jack osbourne
every day or two when the osbournes was airing.

>>26164994
it counts, you sorry bastard post pic