>finally start getting blowjobs from my gf
>can't even cum
>feel like i have disappointed her
What's wrong with me/my dick robots? Was I cursed to be unhappy forever?
I've gotten a few blowjobs at a local massage parlor where I just laid there while she blew me for about 5 minutes until I came. I actually had to stop her a few times so that I wouldn't instantly cum since I wanted it to last.
This is really hard because I've been jacking off to hentai for so long that it feels way better than anything i could do with her. Only gf too, you fags told me this would be worth it
Jacking off feels better than most sex. The appeal of sex is the connection with another person. If you want sex with your GF to be good, you need to tone down the masturbation and figure out ways that she can please you more.
Huh. I'm pretty much the opposite.
Very rarely cum from fucking pussy. Pretty much always need oral.
Though ball licking is needed. -And rimming is great.
Agreed with other anon: slow, vanilla blowjobs can be a tad dull.
Face fucking, ball licking and ass licking are where it's at.
The sloppier, the better.
I used to get that OP But for me it was oversensitivity, every time I got a blowjob it was painful. You just gotta start jacking off harder to kill some nerves, death grip the shit out of your dick
This is just sad now.
>Tfw cock girth is 6.5 inches and all I get is teeth scraping for a good 30 seconds before she tells me her jaw hurts
I just sucked a dick for the first time. He was cut and it took him a long time to come. He claimed he's lost a lot of sensitivity and that I was probably the best he's ever had, but I can't stop thinking about it.
I want to figure out how I could have done better.
Life is hell for cutlets. Incorporating your hands in an unobtrusive way makes a big difference. Remember, our dicks are fucked up and are damn near unworkable. Don't grasp it so the skin slides up and down, that only works for normal guys. You want it to be tight but the penis to allow the penis to go through, not gripping so tight. Kind of like he is fucking your hand and mouth together.
You're not alone, m8
My gf is shit at blowjobs, I actually dislike them. But, apparently, I'm a god at sex, because I legitimately make her cum everytime.
So... just be good at sex and she won't be that disappointed
What do you mean it's not as big as it sounds? It's either 6.5"x6.5" like you said, which is an exact measurement, or it isn't. An inch is exactly as big as it sounds, it is an inch. This is how measuring works.
It's not that big anon, I'm 7"x6.5" and don't feel like it's "monster girth". However I have been told by a few it's the "biggest girth they've had", but to me it just looks like a regular cock.
>tfw gf was terrible at bj
>she bit my dick once and the braces hurt
>start teaching her how I like it
>she's getting better each time
>can now come just from oral and she always swallows
No better feel lads. The memes about sucking after nutting were true
How it appears is something else, and spatial perception ability can vary among individuals. If it were indeed that size then I would get the same value holding it up to a ruler, provided the ruler is calibrated correctly.
What do you mean by calm down though? Yes I am autistic, most people on this amphibians and autism message board are. Autism is not an emotional state you can calm down from though. It is a developmental disorder with no known treatments. Oddly enough autism is characterized by a rather blunted affect. Extreme emotional states are not common among autists in any form, so we are the last kind of person who would ever need to 'calm down'.
Just shut the fuck up. Reading anything you says is irritating as hell.
Perhaps the wiser option would be to not read material that upsets you. You can't control the contents of other people's communication, but you can control what you read.
Have you ever seen the term "tl;dr", or I stopped reading at [offending part of post]"? This is the coping mechanism these anons use to better safeguard their fragile emotional states. To some degree I am sympathetic. Certain sounds and textures make my fucking skin crawl. I make an effort to avoid offensive stimuli though. I'm not making you read my posts so I don't feel I'm in the wrong to continue posting. Other people may enjoy my posts and I'd rather communicate with them more than with you anyway.
> Yes I am autistic