>tfw guy friend starts dating my little sister
>tfw you will always be the ugly sister
>hey guys im a girl teehee :))
you can fuck right off
>implying implications about these things
>best friend since I was a kid is a qt tomboy
>tfw fucking her titcow little sister who's always had a crush on me
I'M A BORING, PLAIN-LOOKING MAN WITH AN AVERAGE SIZED PENIS AND A LOVE FOR OBSCURE JAPANESE VIDEO GAMES AND I AM FUCKING AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL REGULARLY
not right now though i'm eating chili right now
same here OP
>tfw 8/10 sister is much more successful and social than you
>has only had one really nice bf she's been utterly faithful to since high school
>not a whore or a bitch
>genuinely a smart, nice and interesting person
F U C K how do i compete with this? I hate when people are other people are perfect. I'm essentially a knock off version of her.
>short, flat, need glasses, hair that never stays down
>kind of dumb and really awkward
>only really good at computers and the violin
>little sister is tall, curvy, doesn't need glasses, good with people, pretty smart all around, and has multiple talents
At least I'm good at finding things she likes. I can pick out a movie or show or album or book that I like and chances are it'll become one of her new favourites.
>gf complains to you about how her sister is dating 9/10 Chads and rubbing it in her face
>instantly break up with gf for implying you're not good enough
>now she actually has something to complain about
Learn how to use makeup. Have you seen the pornstars without that shit? They're fucking disgusting (most of them) but there body isn't bad just face. Eat healthy, excircise seriously, learn to use makeup, and be social. Do all that shit succesfully or most of it and you will get somewhere you want to go.