>tfw guy friend starts dating my little sister >tfw you

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>>26161976
>hey guys im a girl teehee :))
you can fuck right off

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>>26162009
>implying implications about these things

>>26162037
The way i see it it is one of two cases
1. OP is a "fembot" who wants attention
2. OP is a male pretending to be a fembot
In both cases OP can fuck right off

Ask for threesome

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>best friend since I was a kid is a qt tomboy
>tfw fucking her titcow little sister who's always had a crush on me

>>26162037
so, you're a tranny?

>>26162091
>fucking a girl

G E T O U T

>>26162172
I'M A BORING, PLAIN-LOOKING MAN WITH AN AVERAGE SIZED PENIS AND A LOVE FOR OBSCURE JAPANESE VIDEO GAMES AND I AM FUCKING AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL REGULARLY
not right now though i'm eating chili right now

>Ex gf wanted me to be her younger sister's first time because she trusted me and knew I could handle it well
>Her sister wanted it as well and they'd talked about it before

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same here OP

>tfw 8/10 sister is much more successful and social than you
>has only had one really nice bf she's been utterly faithful to since high school
>not a whore or a bitch
>genuinely a smart, nice and interesting person

F U C K how do i compete with this? I hate when people are other people are perfect. I'm essentially a knock off version of her.

>>26162303
I hate when other people are perfect*
>tfw can't even post properly

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>short, flat, need glasses, hair that never stays down
>kind of dumb and really awkward
>only really good at computers and the violin

>little sister is tall, curvy, doesn't need glasses, good with people, pretty smart all around, and has multiple talents
At least I'm good at finding things she likes. I can pick out a movie or show or album or book that I like and chances are it'll become one of her new favourites.

>>26162270
WOOOOAAAAAAHHAHAHAT

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>gf complains to you about how her sister is dating 9/10 Chads and rubbing it in her face
>instantly break up with gf for implying you're not good enough
>now she actually has something to complain about

>>26162395
>short, flat, need glasses, hair that never stays down
>kind of dumb and really awkward
>only really good at computers and the violin

Be my girlfriend to be honest.

>>26163329
"she" is from /lgbt/
>posting unironically in fembot threads

>>26163329
You'd probably get bored of me pretty quick. I just sit around and watch tv a lot.
>>26163394
Am not.

>>26163451
R 2
> I just sit around and watch tv a lot.
Jerking your girl dick and popping estrogen pills right? Is your favorite show sense8?

>>26163451
>You'd probably get bored of me pretty quick. I just sit around and watch tv a lot.
As long as you don't get bored of me it's fine. Where do you live?

Learn how to use makeup. Have you seen the pornstars without that shit? They're fucking disgusting (most of them) but there body isn't bad just face. Eat healthy, excircise seriously, learn to use makeup, and be social. Do all that shit succesfully or most of it and you will get somewhere you want to go.

>>26161976
Ugh. We all have that one sister or cousin who is stupid attractive and impossible to rival.