According to normies I'm not allowed to exercise outside

Don't kill yourself faggot, if you do it those normies would win. Yo don't want it, huh?

just stay in your house, loser

How were you dressed?

What do you look like specifically?

normies can not stand seeing someone trying to better themselves
they will do anything to drag you down back with them
crabs in a bucket, yo

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why don't you stop and beat these faggots up?

> never going to make it

>>26156739
Get a treadmill. I bought a used one online for 25 bucks. Works great.

>>26156788
I had a black tracksuit, a pair of nike running shows and a grey hoodie

did I fuck up?

>>26156835
shoes*

original commentt

>>26156835
Prolly just edgy faggots. Don't let those pseudo niggers get to you.

>>26156739
ive been running for a year and nothing ever happened
dont know man

>>26156739
Real life isn't like high school OP.

5/10 - Seems like some believed it.

>>26156892
Do you leave your house? Real life is exactly like high school.

>>26156925
Yo true though desu senpai

>>26156892

not everyone live in the Usa

I only run from 5am to 8am to avoid this kind of thing, usually I don't see anyone else at all on my runs. Feels good.

>>26156739
What did you wore? did you dress like a a jooger?
you need something like sport pants and right shirt(solid color T-shirt minimum) at least for looking normal when running

>>26156835
you allright.

When I was a kid I broke every bone in my left foot and it healed awkwardly so I run with a limp. Then in high school I played basketball Freshman year and during a running drill my coach said in front of everyone that I "run like I have a dick in my ass"

I quit and I spraypainted his car. Fucking asshole. To this day I hate running in front of other people. I only run on treadmills and even then when the gym is empty.

>>26156739
when this happens, I stop and get in their face. they act all brave when it's just some guy passing by, but once you get up to them they deflate.

>>26156739
Every time somebody fucks with me when I'm running I just give them a thumbs up, this makes the normies angry as their loud noises dont anger the desired target. It's actually pretty funny.

That's why i always carry a knife with me. If someone starts talking shit, pull it out and watch the normies run themselves.

>>26156812
This. Fuck them, keep improving yourself.

Also, carry a knife in case they gang up on you and get violent. Hell, I'd even consider a gun but God help you if any of them are black because the media will be all over your ass.

>>26156739
i go in their personal space;furiously masturbating.

>>26156817
I don't know what kind of action movie world you live in, but OP will not be able to take on a group. They probably wouldn't start shit with him if he didn't look weak. He should try to protect himself if they get physical, though.

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>>26156739
>Eating lunch in the food court
>Lowkey notice this bitch with her friends tilting her phone directly towards me
>Moments later I glance over and I see she was on snapchat
I can't even be in public without normies making fun of me

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>>26156925
It really is.

I always imagined that people would mature after highschool, and I wouldn't have to deal with normies talking shit.

If anything it feels like normies get worse after highschool, senpai.

>>26156739
fuck them

fuck them, OP

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goood gooooood, use that raw emotion and turn it into powaah, and togetha we will rule the g-alAXy

>>26156739
rolling

wtfroflbbq lmao0

>>26156739
just this week i was walking home from mcdonalds and some roastie whores threw their cup of water at me as they drove past

it missed but still, what the fuck is wrong with people. this shit is just reinforcing my social anxiety and trust issues

>>26156739
well mann up, you fucking faggot
in fact, nobody in real life cares about you, do whatever the fuck you want, the less you think, the better you'll be

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>>26156739
Happiness is a zero sum game.

Either you steal happiness from others or they'll take it away from you. Normies realize this at a young age.

>>26156739

post a pic of your face or body and head with face blurred out
if you look like a chubby downy it's reasonable people would laugh at you

>>26157365
our memes will give us unlimited power

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>>26156739
GOD I FUCKING HATE NORMIES SO FUCKING MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You just ran into some highschool dropouts
at your age you should be aware that some people will be complete retards

>>26156739
>Walk into this McDonald's because I'm lost in the city at night
>Group of guys start calling me a faggot for absolutely no reason
>I go to the counter to ask for a cup of water because I had no money on me
>I had to fill it myself
>I accidentally filled it with iced tea
>Employee gets pissed off at me and showed me how to use the water thing
>Some random fat chick saw this and called me an idiot
>Sit down at some table right next to another group of guys
>One guy swipes off all the garbage on his side and it all hits me
>Start getting really tired and zoning out
>This old bitch in front of me makes a scene and accuses me of staring at her
I hate everyone and want to be a hermit

>>26157812
It's like some What Would You Do? style show that tries to really mess with certain people to make them an hero.

>>26156739
buy a gun, op

>>26157862
What if our lives are just a giant betting game trying to guess when we'll an hero/get killed

>>26156739
op I'm genuinely curious

how old were they?

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>>26158094
What if it is? You might be onto something.

>>26156739
>it's afternoon this time
That's were you fucked up son. I only run/walk at night.

>>26157862
It was fucking surreal how mistreated I was, at least this one worker and guy got me free food.

>>26158135
Everyone trying to make your life miserable is just trying to win the sadistic game

>>26157171
I can't stress how much snapchat has ruined society. People have taken stupid pictures of me multiple times in public and it makes normies more obnoxious and assinine just so they can see who makes the most outrageous video/picture

>>26158195
Free food's always nice.
>>26158199
No wonder I seem to be losing. I try to be nice, and it doesn't get me that far.

>>26158241
What is it about us that makes random strangers want to belittle us?

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>>26158094

Woah, Interesting thought

What kind of shithole do you live in? Lmao i would guess a poor-black people infested. This is even too much for normies. At least in decent zones.

>>26156739
Just run early in the morning when that filth are not outside

>>26157812
>>26157171
>>26156739
I refuse to believe that crap.
I was socially awkward, I got extreme anxiety with the little things, but you're either completely paranoid or doing something really wrong.
Are you 300 pounds overweight? Dressing like /fa/ggots tell you? Looking around freaked out like everyone's trying to kill you?
Running in the middle of the road or something?

I don't know what, but you're doing something really fucking wrong.

>>26157042
if it's a group consisting of more than two they will fuck you up really badly if you do this, senpai

>>26158471
>but you're doing something really fucking wrong.
they're just ugly
normies hate ugly people

>>26156739
That's why I only go out at night. Normies are so antisocial it's better be paranoid.

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OP, I understand exactly what you are going through

>Decide to start exercising
>don't want to pay for a gym
>manage to find a small childrens park near me
>start going at night
>climb up the climbing wall
>climb up the slide
>play on the one rocking horse that I can fit into
>goes quite well for a few months
>manage to drop from 290lbs to 274lbs just by playing at the park
>feeling great about myself
>one night I can't make it at the usual time
>decide to go at 5am, assuming it will still be empty
>park is pretty much empty apart from 2 guys smoking a few hundred yards away
>decide they won't bother me
>start climbing up the slide to begin my workout
>keep nervously looking over at the guys
>notice they have stopped what they are doing and are now watching me
>feel really uncomfortable
>they start walking over
>try to ignore them
>keep walking up the slide
>get to the top, sweating buckets from nerves and effort
>turn and sit down to look out over the field
>guys are right at the bottom of the slide
>I slide down slowly
>they both look at me
>one of them shouts 'I guess you are what you eat... a slider! Go back to Arby's fatass!'
>try to ignore them, try to climb the climbing wall without them distracting me
>feel nervous and struggle
>fall off the wall at the first step
>one of them says somthing like (I am paraphrasing) 'don't go to Mexico if Trump gets elected, you clearly won't be able to get back over the wall'
>they both start laughing hard
>hear one of them on his phone telling someone to come and see what is happening
>I panic and leave
>still haven't gone back
>back to 280lbs

>>26158195
At least you got that.

>>26158471
These were my experiences:
>>26157171
>>26157812
I dress normally(non-autism sneakers, plain t shirt, jeans, hoodie), have a normal haircut, 5'11 and 165lbs, behave normally and keep to myself.
The McDonald's incident was more extreme because I think most of the people were drunk clubbers except for the old bitch.
People just don't like me.

Where is our dancing party?

>>26158682
Just keep going back there, but only at night.

>>26158682
>working out by playing at childrens playground
>at night

>rocking horse

God damn, the stories are sometimes just too absurd.

>>26158682
Lol at the image of an obese autistic manboy playing on a playground at night.

>>26158682
Do you wear little kid's clothes?

>>26159395
>>26159194
>>26159122
Fuck off guys. It was working. I dressed in normal gym clothes, it was obvious I was working out, nobody should make fun of me for it.

>>26156739

>Not jogging at night or early morning

>>26159409
Is there any footage on YouTube?

>>26159409
What kind of exercise is walking up a slide?

>>26159409
Tell us more about this rocking horse workout.

How old are you and how old di you think the nomies are.

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>>26159529
There isn't much to tell
It looked like this
I did the workout mostly for cardio health. Basically I just sit on the horse then rock back and forth in increasingly violent fashion. I can't ride an actual horse so this replaces it.

The only 'interesting' things I would do on the workout were

1. If I had overeaten during the day and needed to burn extra calories I would buy a snickers bar and 'feed' the horse by smashing the snickers on its mouth, then it would give me motivation to help the horse burn calories meaning I work harder
2. If I felt like I needed leg strength I would try to surf the horse, which causes me to fall once or twice.

But basically just standard rocking.

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>>26159737
>Autistic workout

I want to believe.

>>26159737
stop this is too funny

>>26156835
nothing wrong with you, those faggots just need something to make their dicks feel bigger before they ride each other like donkeys on western supermare. Keep on running mate

I've had that happen before, but it's mostly young kids shouting out their car windows as they're driving, saying things like "FAGGOT!". It always usually happens when there's a group of people together, and someone wants to try and impress their friends and prove themselves.

>>26157108
and then get a couple of years jailtime for carrying an offensive weapon, great suggestion

>going out in public without a gun
>not having a concealed carry permit
>if normies start bullying you just give them the deadeye/gun pull out

normies shit their pants at "losers" with guns t b h

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>>26158682
>going to a childrens playground to exercise
>literally just taking their insults and running away to the climbing wall
>being obese
WEW LAD

>>26159896
Autism shoes are not a meme!

>>26159737
>snickers bar and 'feed' the horse by smashing the snickers on its mouth

Top quality bait, but this took it too far.

>>26159896
Caption: Chad shows Anon around the gym.

>>26159896
Can we get a pepe/wojak shop of this?

>>26160432
Yep. And after such a promising start.

>>26156835
Were the normies black or latino?

>>26156835
nothing wrong with you brother, continue running

I threw a fully wrapped McDonalds cheeseburger at a fat guy jogging the other day. It was pretty funny.

>>26158471
Is it really so hard to believe some people are jerks that never grow up?

>>26158195
are you homeless or something baka
of course they treat you like shit

>>26158682
Go anyway and ignore what those fucking normies did to you. They take pleasure in the misery of others which makes them the equivalent of human garbage.

You deserve to better yourself and live a long healthy life.

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>years ago
>fat
>decide to get in shape
>start jogging around town
>less than a week into my new exercise plan
>jogging home
>hear a normie yell "LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATASS" from a passing car
>hit in the face with a large cup of soda
Then I bought a membership for the 24-hour gym in town instead and only went at night.

>>26160795
Omg, was that me?!?!

>>26160829
In the car? Maybe. It sounded like a teenage guy and this was about five years ago. It was upsetting.

>>26160878
I mean let's be real...it might be cruel, but throwing things at fat people is always funny.

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>>26160795
I know that feel bro.

Start jogging again you can't let the normies win.

>>26156739


this never happened

next time just continue to run

don't you understand people start to pick on you when they are either jealous or deeply insecure

you ahev the advantage if you just keep doing what you are doing without paying them any attention

>>26160921
I'm not fat anymore anyway. I bought a new bike a while back and I ride along the bike path in town. It's pretty fun, but I'm thinking of getting a new mp3 player. Mine's old and shot. Also need some decent headphones. I can never get earbuds to stay in.

>>26160907
so, true. so true.

>>26156739
How old were they? Wtf? Picking on people actively? "Loser"? Are they 12?

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>Go out to get some fast food.
>Go to McDonalds and start heading back.
>Group of people in front of me yell "Hey, you getting the McLobster?"
>They all laugh as they pass.

Wat.

>>26160992
Good to hear!

You should join the headphone master race and never worry about an earbud again.

>>26161084
I'm guessing OP runs like a tard.

>>26161109
I just don't want to spend too much, but I'm anal about having decent sound quality. Looking into a few different sets.

>>26156835
Do you live on the north pole?

>>26157862
Meh, sounds like how chavs acted at school. Were you in a really inbred area?

>>26157570
imagine you are that slut from pic related and somehow you wind up seeing that weirdly edited photo of yours. scarred for life kek.

normies are pretty physically weak
i know this because there was a gang of normies threating to hit me and even after i told them to fuck off they didn't do shit.

trust me, all normies if not most are very physically weak and can't swing at a target without missing 80% of the time

>>26156835
its not you its the normies. You could be a chad running and they will just see you as a target since you stand out and they want to act cool around their friends because they know you won't do anything back since you're running

why didn't you confront them you fucking pussy

>>26160992
>mp3 player.
w-what? what's wrong with a phone? no pockets, cuck?

Gst rekt autistic turbonerd

>>26161394
Phone space is used up on an operating system and other stuff. I want a new mp3 player because then I can load it up with JUST music.

I saw shit like this happen all the time in middle school and high school. No idea why it didn't happen to me. I think its the way you guys carry yourselves. I was a loud overweight weeaboo for the entirety of my adolescent/teenage life and somehow I avoided bullying like this for the most part. Only thing I can attribute it to is my attitude and general demeanor.

>>26161299
Nope. I run outside everyday. Fit and good looking. No one has ever said, yelled, or threw anything at me.

>>26161439
Oh, and battery life. Phones tend to have a bunch of shit running in the background, and mine has pretty bad battery life even with that stuff shut off. Another reason I'd rather just bring an mp3 player.

>>26161490
Get new tomtom mp3 fitness watch. Bluetooth compatible.

>go for long walks around midnight
>no one around
>can walk for miles and sing to myself

feels good man

>>26161533
Might feel good, but sure sounds autistic.

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>>26156739
a lot of people are mean, and it can be hard to say way. Many of them don't even know who they themselves are. Cheer up anon, you may be strange or different but that doesn't make you less :)
pic related, me sending you confidence

>>26161624
Blind leading the blind, tbqh.

>>26161524
I don't know, I'd rather have a more traditional one.

>>26161533
>not attaching shopping cart wheels to a grand piano and playing bach while rolling down a shallow slope, stopping at each house untill the normies wake up and then speeding off down the hill, cackling off into the night.

Wew.

>>26156739
I'm an ultra robot, I've been running since forever now and this never happened to me.

Once two cute girls approached me when I was 15 and told me I was cute and asked for my number.

>>26161103
I don't get it.

Why McLobster?

>>26156739
You know what you have to do, right Anon? You can't let them get away with that! You have to show them who's in charge! Won't you defend your fellow robots? Won't you be the hero we desperately need? We believe in you, Anon! You can do it! Make your parents proud!

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Friendly reminder that /r9k/ is no longer a safe, supportive place to talk about things like this. Normies in this very thread are using you as negative benchmarks and laughing about it to your face.

>>26156779
>>26156892
>>26157472
>>26157620
>>26158471
>>26159122
>>26159194
>>26160315
>>26159969
>>26160907
>>26161115
>>26161427

Fuck off and die, you pathetic retards. This was the fucking ONE place we had to get away from counts like you and, being the selfish, mean, and braindead morons that you are, you just had to ruin it, didn't you? Do you feel good, picking on people who get fucked over by society on the regular? That's pathetic. Fuck you all. You're all terrible people and one day you'll get what's coming to you.

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>>26156739

why are you so sensitive? Pick up a large rock and whip it at the faggits' faces

>>26161439
>Phone space
bruh i've got 5.5gb total on my phone
1gb is wasted on games, and and another gb on pics, vids, and downloaded shit. currently have 600 mb free. that means there's like 2.5 gigs of free space on your phone if you have it for just music. an hour of music is 50 megabytes. that means you should be able to fit 50 hours of songs, or like a thousand songs.
>>26161490
>battery life
go into your phone settings, usually under Battery, and turn off shit that you aren't using or need. then keep the phone's screen turned off / locked, so that the battery isn't wasted on screen brightness. unless you go for 3 hour exercise sessions, you should have no problem Tbh.

>>26161822
Normies will always destroy everything we do. The only way to stop them is to fight back. We don't have to suffer, you know. :)

>>26161533
>decide to finally walk home from school with earbuds on
>cant help but mouth words of songs i'm listening to
>constantly paranoid that homes i'm walking by might have someone see me doing this autistic shit and look as if i'm so in love with my bangers
>walk by some strangers, feel as if they have a worse outlook on me since i'm just walking around listening to my own shit like i own the place, and not the goody little boy i was where i was just walking around alone with my thoughts
>feel as if i might look retarded for walking around with earbuds even though tons of people do it to

You are all doing something/omitting something off putting that is causing you to stick out and become a target. If you do not wish to be ridiculed in the open world then you need to learn how to blend. Would you like to know more?

Let's keep it real... It's because they're fat.

I never understand why people find a to go around making random people's lives a bit more miserable.

I mean, I've trolled a little bit on the Internet, but never seriously and in a major way. I attempted to assert dominance just to be an asshole since fucking freshman year in highschool, and I expect the same trajectory for others.

You've got to be a fighter in this vicious world, and keep your eye out for oasis.