>tfw $3346 disability check just came in the mail
Wagekeks on suicide watch.
Stay a slave to my tax dollars neetcuck
Didn't know sitting in an office of daddy's buisness getting paid to browse 4chan was work
Have fun being a slave to my tax dollars :^)
Haha WAOW I'm rly jealous that you're physically retarded, I might even quit my high-paying job and join you - sounds so enticing amirite?
If you're disabled you might as well not exist, having money means nothing if you shit yourself and can't even walk dude LMAo
Why don't you stop paying those taxes to shorten our leash?
Oh right, it's literally illegal for you to not pay us
>everyone hates their job, works some deadend office job or minimum wage
>every wageslave is suddenly earning 300k a year doing nothing and browsing 4chan
Haha hello neet didn't see you there, I was taking high end photos of the sunset with my $2000 dslr camera, later I was gonna go see a movie called Brooklyn with all my friends and then get something to eat at a 5 star restaurant with my girlfriend. What's that you can't do any of that because you have to be monitored by a helper? Will if you stop being such a jerk I'll sign up to be your helper and you can come join me next time.
>Have fun being a slave to my tax dollars
oh i will
do you guys have any experience with writing resume?
I've only worked in my parent's grocery shop and even the entry level jobs in the job searching website demand like 5+ qualities that I don't really have, e.g. great interpersonal skill, great communication skills, organized, flexible, dependable, reliable, goal-driven, multitask in a high paced environment, etc
Wagies absolutely panicking right now. Their bullets literally CANNOT get to their brains fast enough. wagecuck status is currently triggered, bothered and vexed
They are so sick of being BTFO in literally EVERY thread.
I'm noticing a trend where you never respond to criticism or accusations. Methinks you've something to hide, Mr. NEET.
Do tell, is $3346 REALLY the amount of money you make? What are your plans when the government outs you for welfare fraud? Assuming you don't go to a white collar prison, that is?
Do you have any skills or a resume?
Before you say, "wagies can get fired by mr. shekelstein with a flick of his pen," that's true, and has happened to me. But I just dust off my shoulders, hop on Craigslist and send out my resume to anything I can find, and get a new job, using my good references and solid work ethic.
Can you say the same, or are you totally fucked if you're force to work?
>mfw mom gave me too much money so i cant get any money from the goverment except student grants
Im a slave to the system so i can get $800 a month in student grants.. if i dident have any money i could get 1600 a month not working at all ..
We lost, wagebros. It's time to kick the bucket and enter the great sleep, just give up and let it happen.
>went to disability assistance center to apply for autism bux
>they instead are preparing me to be employable and will later refer me to jobs
Fuck you, benefit leeches who don't even have an excuse, I have legit high functioning autism
Typical neet tactics
>uhhhh g-get back t-t-to work slave haha yes that will show them
Haha I love my job, what's wrong with doing something yiu enjoy all day for loads of money? Sounds to me like you're jealous.
>falling for the "fulfilling life" meme
Just give up! Just give the fuck up, it's over, the only thing that matters is being happy! All you need to be happy is food and an internet connection! Fuck you! And you know you'll never ever kill yourself, so just give up! Lay back on your yellow sheets and start jerking off yet again! You were never going to make it anyway!
>NEETS in wagekuk thread
>Intelligent, smug, fucks multiple girls, regular exercise
>NEETS in other threads
>Going to kill myself, I just play video games, women just want Chad, wasted my life etc.
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>tfw $15,000 NEETbux check just came in the mail
Off to write my symphony, drink champagne and mock some wagies and their Jew bosses.
>in bed with snuggie browsing inseccam
You go nip-cuck, gotta make sure beastman gets his government paid tendies.
things are heating up, go wagie gogo!
>find job after being fired
Lol good luck with that
Oh no the months are going by and you are no longer only fired, you have a gap in your resume
Seems like you are going to be one of us then :)
These neetchads should fuck off back to facebook where they can spend their days socializing while the less fortunate of us slave away with no other choice and have this one place as refuge from the chads.
>live by myself
>contribute to society
>have fun doing my job
>earn ~90k a year
why don't you go to college so you can do the same, NEETcucks?
I miss being a basic high school neet
>less respect from parents but
>spend all day playing vidya + /v/ or all day on /pol/ bitching about degenerates
>wasn't exactly happy, but was mostly too distracted to be depressed
Now i'm a wagecuck/unifag/gymfag
>constantly surrounded by normies
>constantly feeling more and more distanced from normal people, and becoming more depressed
>spend all my time on r9k thinking about personal failures
I used to go on pol and v and make fun of others, now all I can ever think about how pathetic and useless I am. Sure I've personally improved thx to job, gym, car, college, etc, but I want to kill myself more than ever before.
>"w-work is fun g-guys, you need to work now and stop enjoying your neet life! THose illegal immigrants and jews in washington need your tax dollars!"
How bout no?
>Tomorrow there will be 200 neetbux in the mail yet again
Mom who was drunk yet again also just knocked and asked me whether i would be a going to dinner with them and grandma tomorrow, LOL i basically just said it was too short-noticed ("I'd be attending if it was a birthday or something") and she pissed off again afterwards
This means i will have the house for myself starting early tomorrow evening, if i'm really lucky my ingrown toenail will have fully healed again by now with no remaining inflammation
Truly NEET life is living like a king
You'll never be this disabled, but you'll always be hurting more than everyone else.
You know, if someone goes to prison you'd have to pay way more for them, compared to them having no job. Also, free food, security, access to education, gym, clean room etc. For someone who's been NEET his whole life prison would be a step up.