>finally get a qt gf >takes off her shirt >see this what do?

You just posted this on /b/

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I would never date a woman who could even potentially be a chestlet.

>>26155003

hyperventilate because im seeing a naked woman for the first time

Back to /b/ nigger.

>>26155003
get down with the clown

are you gay, son?

>>26155003
>tell her she should get those mosquito bites checked out in case of zika

>>26155003

im literally indifferent to breasts

>face
>ass
>body (not fat)

literally all that matters

>>26155003
flat chesties are so hot

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I would never go lower than a 34K

Fuck her. What else did you expect?

D F C
F
C

glkjdlgks

>>26155003
>Nice face
>Good skin
>Probably has compatible genitalia
>I Wake up

>>26155103
/thread
>>26155222
and /thread

>>26155003
fuck her. small tits are best tits, skinny girls are best girls

So you can fantasize her being 14yo or lower

>>26155003
Looking at these tits makes me rethink my fetish for small tits

>>26155387
same here famerino blox

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all chestlets should be have mandated hysterectomies to reduce the chances of future chestlets plaguing the planet

>>26155458
>>26155387
thricerino my flatchest companions

check for penis as well
be disappointed if she doesn't have one

>>26155003
Have sex with her of course my niggo

>>26155003
post more of her 2`

>>26155003
I don't care, I have clothed sex fetish anyway. also I prefer small breast.

>>26155003
Lick her DFC all over.

>>26155003
Fuck the shit out of that cute redhead grill

>>26155003
why do i need a woman to have breasts? i've graduated to solid food.

>>26155003
fuck her

I'm not going to end up with her for the rest of my life

>>26155003
Ask for sauce.

I'd probably go ahead and fuck her but she'd never be more than a booty call. At the least I wouldn't feel bad about being really abusive and shit during sex.

I have made a girl bleed from anal. I do the whole u alright baby? thing but honestly it feels even better knowing it hurt and shit yet she keeps wanting my dick anyway. Women are truly worthless creatures.

>>26155603

>eating what you fuck

LOL, that's for 'zoophiliacs'. You want women with breasts because that's sexually arousing. Cocks are pretty solid when hard though. Maybe a bf is more your speed.

>>26155003

but i like dfc

>>26155817
uh oh, someone's cranky! better find ma ma so you can suckle on her teats, spit up while she burps you, get your diaper changed and take a lil nap in your crib, you sick fuck or infant.

>>26155849
>roastie with no titties triggered

>>26155863
you know you're attracted to breasts because you're attracted to your mother, right?

I don't know. Somehow I'm attracted to dfc and huge tits too. It almost seems like I'm attracted to extremes. Shit's weird.

Not that it matters, since I'm not a Chad, but still.

>>26155003
My manboobs are bigger than that, what the hell?

fix them with pregnancy

>>26155876
Is this what you tell yourself because you realize you're inferior?
>men who like a nice pair of tits must like their mother

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What would you do with a girlfriend with tits this big? Would you want her to show them off?

>>26155003
tell her to make them bigger I need to suck on them daily
not true but she doesn't need to know that

>>26155849

I'd be down for that if your mother is sexually attractive. I'd fuck her and then we could laugh together at how pathetic her son is.

>>26155876

Or more likely it's because we are straight. Breasts are a secondary sexual characteristic. Pedofags get a pass, but unless you're a pedofag then you're probably a fagfag if you don't like breasts.

>>26155913
this is boring. i like your anger but you're just greentexting back everything i say to you. have an original thought. i'm starting to have a hard time believing you even like breasts.

>>26155962
if you've ever touched breasts, you'd realize how quickly it gets old. the pelvis is where the action is. knocking around breasts is for infants and cats.

>>26155023
>>26155090

I don't know man. So many young girls with huge breasts end up gaining a ton of weight when they age.

>>26155003
Buy the tits marry the ass

>>26155957

Not in a cuck faggot sense, but hell yeah I'd show them off. Sweater dresses, low cut tops, all that shit. I'd make chestlets suicidal because they'd know exactly why I'm not with them, and losers with chestlets would also feel bad because they know they could never get a gf like mine.

>>26155003

I had a dfc gf so far and she was mentally ill

proceed with extreme caution

>>26155003
I wouldn't mind if she's a chestlet if she were as cute as that girl.

Thing is, men, unlike women, have preferences, not requirements. I love big, bouncy titties as much as the next guy, but I don't have to have them as long as the girl has other good features.

>>26155003
Enjoy my life. My dreams came true.
Also there is something off about her face but I can't tell what.

I'd ask to see her dick next and if she's down for it to get sucked

>>26155957
big tits on a fatty don't count

>>26155003
i dont mind small breasts but this is literally no breasts at all plank

kinda weird

will she ever grow breasts? this girl probably doesnt need a bra before her 60th

>>26155023

Hey man, considering you're on r9k I think beggars can't be choosers.

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>Chestlets
How can you fuck up this bad?!? Breasts are one of the most defining feminine traits and yet you are born without them

>>26155003
I'd be fine with it.

>>26155003

At least tell us the sauce so we can look into this matter more closely.

>>26156090
yes, because everyone has bimbo fetish right?

>>26155068
this, who cares

>>26155003
MOAR OP

NAOW

>>26155003
she is cute, she looks confident as fuck also. Keep her; tits are not that great. Does she have a innie or a roastie? That's what matters.

>>26156009

All women have a pelvis. It's not like you pick one or the other. What are you trying to say exactly?

>>26156217

Cry more chestlet bitch. Big tits don't always mean bimbo.

>>26155003
suck her cock and fuck her in the ass

>>26156358
I am male, big tits (above C) are repulsive and what you described is pure bimbo. no class, no brain proud of something you were given in your genetic package.

>>26155003
would rather a chestlet than a planet, chestlets know what they are and don't fight it. Planets will become permanently enraged at life, similar to dicklets.

>>26156457
>I am a male that happens to have a vagina

Fuck her. Not shallow enough to care too much about tit size.

>>26156461
Comparing fat cunts to dicklets is pretty retarded. Dicklets are always considered subpar and treated like shit. Why should anyone in that position not be angry at the world is a mystery to me.

>>26156457
>I am a roastie

My ex was totally flat, not even her nipples protruded and she didn't even have to wear a bra. She was nice to be with but it was kind of weird being intimate since it felt like a boy almost. Didn't help that she had the tomboy thing going with shorter hair, and not really a girly frame.

Fuck her in the ass and pretend she's a boy

>>26156457

Do you think intelligence is determined by cup size?

I know it sucks being roastie and flat chested, but just kill yourself it will end the suffering and be much easier trying to convince people that's being attractive means someone is dumb and low class.

>>26156501
>>26156562
why so man? more bimbos for you.
and you are forgetting about one important thing
>There are no girls on the internet

>>26156651
no but woman that shows off her breast just as >>26156090 described is saying
>look at those because I have nothing else to offer

>>26156579

My first gf was like that. I dumped her after she cut her long hair. I honestly tried but in doggy I would go soft just because she looked so much like a man. When we first met I thought she was a tranny because she was tall and skinny. She was a roastie though, and no way would someone purpose transition to a roast so she had to be a real girl, just an ugly one. Flatties are worthless.

>>26155003
suck her feminine benis

>>26156703

That's not how it works. Just because a man drives an expensive car doest mean he's a retarded homeless person. A woman can be attractive, dress well, and be smart. In fact, it's more likely those things are correlated.

>>26155003
>what do?
Make a 404 joke.

>>26156757
>dress well
>low cut tops
I guess I am just too old for this shit. I find slutty and revealing outfits childish.

>>26156170
All girls are born without breasts

>>26156721
I didn't mind her, she was fun to be with. Intimacy was difficult like you said though, if she didn't get into it as well and was the sort to just lay there and take it, I probably wouldn't have been able to. At least she wasn't a roastie though, that would have been a deal breaker.

>>26155003
>gf
I have some bad news for you anon

>>26156358
if you have your tits hanging out of your clothes, thats full on bimbo

>>26155003
Marry her
Flat chests are top cute

>>26157215
this. aslo don't have to worry about Chad stealing her.

>>26155003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY

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>>26155003
flat is justice
>tfw no dfc gf

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big tits maketh the lady

*tips fedora*

>>26157755
Ayyyyy pham is dat u?

>>26157215
>>26157315

they'll leave you as soon as chad shows up. flat chested bitches are worsebecause they're not used to getting chad tier attention

If she's got nice ass, there's no need for tits. Ass> tits anyway, you know it's the truth.

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What are you, fucking gay? babby
Original Cument

>>26155003
Impregnate repeatedly and milk, either by hand/mouth or machine.

>>26157800
that is because they get non. chestlets to chads are like books to niggers.