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what lies are you living right now, robots?
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what lies are you living right now, robots?
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That I'm happy living with my girlfriend. Knocked her up within a month of meeting her and we kept it, so she swapped her sex drive for a baby and now we just sorta live in the same house. We don't even cuddle anymore and she shrugs me off if I try to play with her hair and shit like that while she's asleep.

Really loved her. Don't think I do anymore though. Just going through the motions.

Wish I was a neet again
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>>26151425
>you're going to find an easy, reliable low paying job due to your degree
>you're not going to go insane in a few years due to living with no human contact
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That I'm a happy productive member of society
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>>26151425
my life
my life
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that I'm gay

I recently made friends with someone from tumblr and then got into her whole circle of friends who are pretty much what most people on here or wherever would consider 'sjws', most of them are either trans, non-binary or just not straight, and I'm just a regular white cishet male

but I had never told this friend outright that I was straight, so whenever I've had to I've just explained that I'm bi, or gay. If they found out I'd be shunned out pretty quickly

to further convince myself I'm not fully straight I've been acting a little gayer around my other online friends, but never outright saying "I'm gay", just implying it. I even tried to masturbate to gay stuff on more than a few occasions but it just wasnt doing anything for me. I'm just a boring, straight white cis male. But as far as they know, I'm not.
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>>26151459

Harsh. I hope that comes round for you. My wife is about to have our baby. It's a pretty full on range of emotions to go through still trying to process it all.

Are newborns as full on as you'd imagine?
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>how are you?
>I'm fine

I'm not.
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>>26151508
That's awesome. That's like the plot of a will and grace episode.
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I do everything acording to the people whom stick around. With absolutely no care to my own thoughts 4chan might be the only thing i do of my own free will anyomre
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>>26151532

The baby's nowhere near as difficult as everyone said she'd be. Pretty much just eats, sleeps and poops. She's 3 months now so all she does is smile and really is just the most important person in my life. Just wish the rest of my life was as perfect as her. That's not to say it's not difficult. But as long as you can figure out what the baby needs and supply it, they're a piece of a cake. Your missus will likely pick up most of the work anyway.

Good luck. Fatherhood is pretty sweet, but it totally changes the dynamic of a relationship. That's the advice I wish I'd had before I became a dad.
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>>26151459
How long have you been with her now? I mean, love after a month of meeting seems quick, did you start loving her after she was pregnant?
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>>26151784
are you gay bro?
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>>26151425
I want to fight the feeling of love but I'm a sucker for a girl with actual talents
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>>26151827
No. I wish I had a bunch of gay friends though, that crowd can be pretty fun.
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>>26151425
That spending all my spare time on the Internet won't bite me in the ass eventually.
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>>26151817

It's probably about our anniversary now. So about a year. I'd just moved out into my own flat when we got together. Was hanging around with a few other girls at the time, nothing serious. Another girl I was screwing got pregnant, but miscarried. A week after that, my current GF told me that she was pregnant. Had loads of things on my mind and figured just going through with it would be the right course of action (I'd said the same thing to the other girl, and my gf knew this). Rock and a hard place. Didn't really fall in love with her until a couple of months in, I'm pretty slow to trust people.
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>>26152051
>figured just going through with it would be the right course of action (I'd said the same thing to the other girl, and my gf knew this).
Oh shit. So did you really believed it was the right thing to do? I would have just feel pressured because of what I said before to the other chick. Fuck.

Hope everything works out in the end, I mean, 3 months after giving birth is not really that much, she might go back to "normal", at least back to wanting sex.
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That one day it will all be better.
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>>26151508
you're like the opposite of me. Very few of my friends know I'm gay. I have no idea how the rest will react so I just don't want to even think about it. They'd probably be fine with it but I just don't want them looking at me differently
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>>26151425
>I am not addicted I can quit if I want to
>maybe I will just take a little bit today becuase my body hurts, but I am not addicted.
I am addicted
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>>26152194
That's what's so awesome about that guy, he's the bizarro closeted guy.
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That i look alright for being 6ft 260lb. Might be true idk. I know i'm right on the obese line.
Based genetics made it so my fat builds in lower tummy and thighs, so no huge double chin or flabby arms just a wide muffin in the middle.
I've been with girls i've thought were pretty and a couple beautiful ones cause of my personality in high school but it's been 4 years since ive even talked to a girl so i might wanna lose some weight especially living in cali.
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>>26151425

>maybe she really changed and I'm wrong

>maybe I just need a couple of weeks to recover from emotional damage

Nah I fucked up and I need to act now in order to fix it. But I can't do it.
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>>26151508
I'm the other way around
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>>26152160

I do now, definitely. I really love being a dad. And at the time, it did seem like the best thing to do. Abortion doesn't really sit well with me morally (pro-choice, just not comfy with it) so I didn't really want to experience that again. That said, I don't want any more children for the foreseeable future.

Think a lot of it is we're just not very compatible. She's a bit weird which I like, but she's still really... Normal.

Baby weight etc. makes her not feel very sexy, and I can't blame her for that. She was a solid 10/10 before pregnancy, but her figures just shot from having the baby. She's open to sex and stuff, but usually we're too whacked out on weed to even bother, and if we're not, we're arguing.

Don't think we've got too long left if I'm being honest with myself.
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>>26152333
>>26152194
honestly its been a pretty interesting experience because obviously being straight I'd never normally have to experience what its like to 'be in the closet', but this way I have to hide my straightness because I'm not sure how accepting these friends would be if I came out as straight (because I've heard them straight-bashing before)

writing it like that does make it sound like the plot to some comedy show, and I guess now I can feel some kind of empathy for those guys and gals still in the closet about their sexuality
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>>26152416
Well, she'll always be part of your life anyway, hope if you do break it off it'll be in good terms. Good luck, anon.
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>>26152755

Thanks bro, I appreciate you letting me vent. Good luck with your wife and kid, man.
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>>26151425
>She may be perfect for you, but she dosent feel perfect herself
>You will be okay after she does it
>She will be happier as a man
>You did everything you could
>You will accept it once
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>>26153837
Zac? is that you?
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>>26153965
No im not, but I guess im not the only one that deals with shit like that
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>>26151508

Any group of people who'd force you to pretend that because of their idiotic politics aren't real friends. Drop them.

And don't EVER say "cis" on this message board again. That tumblr tier shit has no place among non-degenerates.
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>>26154030
woah slow down there buddy you'll hurt yourself with all of that edge
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>>26151459
>girlfriend
>implying you were ever a NEET
NORMAN LEAVE PLZ LEAVE JUST LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26151425
> I like gay porn
> my gf doesn't know
No desire to actually fuck dudes though. I didn't choose the fag life, the fag life chose me.
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>>26154030
its not really any skin off my back to pretend to be gay, buddy. If you believe them, stuff like gender and sexuality are fluid anyway so its not unreasonable to play along.

They're good friends lmao
and its not like I really want to bang any of them or I'm going to be talking about who I'm banging or jerking off to with them. I'm not gonna stop being friends with them just because I have to pretend to sometimes jerk it to dicks every once in a while. You're telling me you've never had friends who you hid some of your interests from because you knew they didn't like it?
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>>26154108
Straight porn doesn't do anything for me, but the homo stuff gets me diamonds. The real thing with guys seems awful though, but real girls seems great.
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I pretend to be religious in front of my parents because they are extremely religious and they'll kick me out if they found that I stopped believing in god three years ago.
I pretend to be a normie in front of my couple of normie friends because they are the only friends I've ever had and I don't want them to lose interest in me because if they did then I'll be completely alone.
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>>26151425
Homeless in a week but living my life as if everything is going like normal.
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>>26151425
that I am confident I have everything under control
>hallucinate people walking in the street and animals running towards me while I'm driving even though I'm on an antipsychotic
>extremely depressed despite being on antidepressants, everything that I do feels muted, dull and uninteresting, it's a chore to do things that I used to love
>supposed to be studying for school so when I go back I'll be at the same level as my peers and ready to go, instead I spend all my free time on 4chan or hoarding gore or watching anime or playing video games
>claim that the intrusive thoughts that I have are getting better and that I'm 100% certain that I can control myself and won't act on them, when in reality it's a fucking struggle almost every waking moment to not hurt anyone and as soon as I go to bed I have nightmares all fucking night about acting on it
>tfw I claim I feel fine when my arthritis is acting up badly, one of my teeth is chipped and rotten, my eyesight is failing me, my knees and wrists are killing me from my new job, I've got fucking sleep apnea, and I'm so tired all the time it doesn't feel safe for me to operate any machinery

every time someone asks me how I'm doing I fucking die
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>>26154190
Shit. This stumps my problems any day.
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>>26154087
>Not in
>Education
>Employment or
>Training
There's no rule on the books that says a NEET can't have a gf.
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>>26154145
>>26154108
What is it about gay porn that turns you on?
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Reminder that lying is bad for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqG54RHw-Uo
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I got arrested and spent a night in jail. Still haven't told my mother who would probably be heart broken and just repeatedly scream "HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID? I TOLD YOU SO!"

Luckily I live like a thousand miles away so I don't think she'll ever find out.
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>>26154260
What kind of question is that? It gives me a boner. That's all I know.
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>>26154190
That doesn't seem right.
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>>26154429
it's not right at all fampai
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that i will at some points make large amounts of money and set myself up for life
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>>26151425
hiding guns from my parents. I really shouldn't be doing this and going out to shoot is half as much fun as it should be and too much of a pain to actually sneak out.
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My parents think I'm sober. I fuck up a lot.
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