ITT: times when you have sperged at the approach of a woman.
>grill i am very interested in sends me this
>freak the fuck out too soon too soon
>solution: just don't reply
It is almost 48 hours later.
I feel legitimately autistic
Share your stories
just fucking ask her out on a date jesus christ who cares nigga shieet
either you can suffer in the hell that is not knowing or you can take a small chance and maybe be happy
ps: fuck you
Listen, if you don't try, you'll regret it. You'll regret it a lot. If you do try and fail, you'll cringe for a while at yourself but eventully will get over it.
Just tell her.
I enjoy talking to you a lot too. Let's meet up this [insert day] and go for a coffee/beer/grab some food together.
>I don't want you to stop orbiting me just because I'm on the carousel so have some validation and remain firmly in orbit because I still want you to be my bitch while I sleep around with guys that aren't you.
All he's got to do is fucking man up and make a move. If she's not game, then simply move the fuck on. You know the easiest way to get a girl that has turned you down to start regretting it? Get with someone else. Just on a date and watch the girl from before blowing up your phone.
gonna tell you right now op, you're making a big deal out of this. i can promise you that it isn't, and i invite you to relax, at least for this moment.
can i ask how you feel when you talk to her?
Oh my god op please
She doesn't care that your convos are cringe.
She likes you for who you are. She likes your awkwardness. Apparently. Read her text. She likes talking to you the way you are, don't feel all pressured to suddenly become the chad and be alpha. This is the one situation where "just b urself :)))" actually applies.
And the fact that it's been 48 hours means she's probably wondered why you didn't text back yet. She'll be extra surprised when you do respond. It can be the shittiest most cringey thing in existence, but anyone willing to write that block of text to you saying they want to talk to you would be worth it.
If it turns out she just wants to be friends then get away from her though.
>i have no idea how my autistic speech has caused her to have these feelings
Well if this board has taught me anything it's that if someone's willing to not only put up with autism, but actively pursue you through it, there's a 90% chance you look like a Chad.
Try and deny it, we all know it's true.
>around 6th grade
>this nerdy girl about 5/10 seems to like me
>she always talked to me but I always spilled my spaghetti
>tell myself that she's just being friendly
>8 years later she's a 9/10 and I'm a KV
I wanna go back in time
ever considered that your very problem is stress?
maybe the reason you get that block is the expectation itself
conversation, my lil nigga, is just responding to the person, and feeling free to express yourself in turn
holy shit anon what the fuck am I reading?
Could have been worse. Good on you for replying.
Kind of a running joke within our friendship group, something isn't stupid or gay or cancerous, it's autistic. You don't get called a faggot, you get called an autist.
So it helps keep the message lighthearted and not full on
Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry OP. She probably sent that out when she was drunk. What the fuck was going through your mind when you wrote that? Did you seriously put all the autism crap in there to impress us? You do know the autism in-joke is an in-joke and will just go over her head, right?
>pic related, 100% guarantee this is hfw she reads that message
we called fcuking dumb shit autistic all the time, it's not just a god damn 4chan meme-u, it's like the group of kids when you were in highschool that called things dank or aids, just trust familia
Duuuuude, duuuuuuuuuuude.... What the fuck you dense mongoloid? You never show any weakness. Never. "blah blah blah I have an autism" - you dun goofed. You think she would like to have some some autistic abominations with you (kids) now?
Pls with the "you should not have mentioned the sperg", she knows i scored 30/34 on an autism test and she jokes about it all the time, saying things like "no wonder you scored 30"
I'm having to defend my use of the word autism and I'm realising how fucking retarded that is SOMEONE FUCKINF SAVE ME
you shouldn't let autism define you. what the fuck op. she tots regrets what she sent you. this isn't anything like the disney movies or 50 shades. you're donezo. she will 100% go back on what she sent you before.
Niggas is lames b.
>How I feel
48 hours later cmon dude. Should've just said "Cool, blah blah blah" A few back and forths for a few texts then boom hit her with the "Wanna hang out and do X on Y date"?
Well now all you can do is hope she likes you enough to brush this incident off. If she or another girl every sends you another message like that just be like "oh then you should be hanging out with md instead of those guys :)" boom. Easy
here's mine boys
this whole thing was over a course of at least two or three years. her name is ellen and she was my first big deal crush
>know this girl through a childhood friend
>she's a year older, i'm in grade 7 she's in grade 8
>we all hang out from time to time, a bunch of us
>i think she's cute but nbd yet
>she doesn't like me at all, thinks i'm ugly
>add her on msn
>just talking to her time to time, i'm annoying at first
>i was a very oblivious kid, i had the young boy autisms
>a year later
>i'm pretty damn infatuated by now
>eventually i grow on her
>we play msn games sometimes, i enjoy it
>time passes, i enter high school and we go to the same one
>entering the teenage angst years. i dub myself emo, have the justin bieber hair before justin bieber did
>basically that means i was VERY anxious and depressed
>we see each other at school sometimes, i fumble it but not badly enough that she doesn't like me
>sort of push and pull for awhile
>we start facebook poking each other
>she gets blatantly flirty, i don't know how to respond to it
>i'm just too damn nervous
>next year something happens
>i'm talking to an acquaintance at a bus stop
>she stands beside me
>i finish talking to my friend
this hurts guys
>i turn around toward her
>i stare at her for a few seconds, i'm so scared
>i see the sadness in her eyes and turn around to go home
i go home and apologize to her on facebook. i didn't say why. she says it's ok. it peters out.
i had the biggest damn crush on her.
OP I think this is adorable. What you said makes sense and will probably make her go "d'awww". You are probably in a with a shot.
What the other anon said about "just b urself" really does apply. It's obvious she likes you for who you are so don't act all chad, that will push her away.
>It's times like this I start to legitimately question how some of you even dress yourselves in the morning.
I wake up and get snuggled in my bedsheet. That's what I consider "getting dressed"
I've come to the conclusion that I'm physically incapable of having a good time if there are women nearby.
Hanging out is even worse
>anxious the entire time because have t walk on eggshells so they do think you're weird
>have to force myself to think of stupid shit to talk about since I'm not a very good conversationalist just to prolong the moment before inevitable awkward silence
Why is it that I can have fun and b myself around my guys friends but the second an attractive girl is in my vicinity I become an autistic loser
Maybe it's my genes subtly telling me I'm not meant to breed
she's a hoe who will eventually cheat on you or leave your for chad once he even starts talking to her
Don't do it man take it from a failed normie like me, don't fuck with a hoe find yourself a nice girl instead who doesn't see you like a novelty that she'll eventually get tired of.
I thought I was safe because she seemed like a pretty reserved kind of girl, mot really interested in sex or having a boyfriend.
Then out of nowhere, simultaneously flirting with two guys at 1 am. Was not expecting that from her.
don't forget it said for the last few hours too, I doubt she is an actual catch unless you just want to fuck. But if want an actual loyal gf who stays by your side, she aint the one.
how old are you two?
>Be at work
> Cute new girl is in reception for her work induction
>She is smiling at me
>Pretend I didn't see her.
>Walk into the office later.
>She is in there
>Introduces herself to me
>Just sort of stand there awkwardly saying hello
>Other work colleague has to tell her my name.
>Just kill me now.
>first year of uni
>never interacted in highschool
>party on Saturday night where you flirt with TWO guys at once
>whorish enough to be conscious about her efforts to flirt with not just one but TWO guys at 18
RUN THE FUCK AWAY
found the cuck who never dated an actual innocent girl who will just try to talk to the guy instead of "flirting" for a hookup
>found the cuck who never dated an actual innocent girl who will just try to talk to the guy instead of "flirting" for a hookup
What's wrong with you? I flirt all of the time and never once have I cheated on anyone.
> I flirt all of the time
>she finds nothing wrong with this
this is what's wrong with roastieism , they don't understand you're not supposed to be a giant fly trap finding something that sticks.
>"flirting" (a.k.a. just talking to someone) with a girl/guy that really makes you happy or really takes your interest
>flirting all the time
>have to defend yourself saying you never cheated
which sounds better?
Don't listen to the others OP, this is awww material.You're being yourself and you're honest as fuck. Your text displays your mutual feelings and clearly describes the reason why you haven't replied for so long. Boy, she must have been so nervous. She's gunna smile at your text, guaranteed.
I'm not sure what you mean by detached but if you mean that you're faking a personality in order to get along better with her then you need to decide whether you want to continue doing that for some sex or whatever, or if you're going to be true to yourself.
>she's not like the other girls
ass blasted roastie detected
OP she tried to have a serious communication through a text message so i personally wouldn't give her the time of day.
if you like her just spend time with her in the same physical location, doesn't matter what you say, you're both highly evolved monkeys that have no idea why the world exist or why you are alive so it's going to be awkward.