>sex is overrated
>girls are annoying as fuck before, during, and after sex
>high effort/low payout
>generally a waste of time/resources, plus you're stuck with them for possibly hours after
>it really isn't worth it
>>sex is overrated
I guess it is for some. I thought it was overrated the first couple of times I had sex. Now, I think it's the best thing ever.
>>girls are annoying as fuck before, during, and after sex
This is not true for all of them. Either you're too close to your gf and need more space, or you're stuck with stupid bitches.
>>high effort/low payout
No, maybe if you're bad with girls. I dunno.
>>generally a waste of time/resources, plus you're stuck with them for possibly hours after
If it's only a casual thing, just get up and leave, holmes.
>>it really isn't worth it
Again, I think it's great.
That's why you should try taking the nap approach. You'll take a nap together. That can be framed as spending time together, doing something other than fucking. Then talk a little or eat something together (bonus points if she fixes something for you). At least that's not time lost. You gotta eat something sooner or later. Then you tell her that you've got plans or that you still got to work on something etc.
But this is true OP. Listen to me.
I finally did it, just yesterday.
Yesterday I had sex with a cute chubby girl.
We fucked that night and this morning she jerked me off.
And you know what? It wasn't even that great.
Fucking normies lying to us. I realized sex is fucking overrated. I rather stay at home, play vidya, watch anime and jerk it to hentai or doujins. It's way better. Don't fucking trust normies with this.
Well at least I can finally say I'm not a virgin anymore. But you know what? It feels exactly the same. It's fucking stupid being depressed about being a virgin with 20+ years. Don't do this robots, trust me.
>inb4 normie get now
No, I guess I'll stay. This place is filled with normies since a long time anyway
>I finally did it, just yesterday.
Practice a little bit, and try a lot of different things. Diifferent angles, different positions, different acts. I'd be surprised if you still feel this way after that. Also, it takes some time to truly get in tune with your partner and learn what they like in bed. Experimention and communication is key.
Sex is for proving to the voice in your head that you're normal, you could condition a brain to think that to be normal it has to jerk off or use a fleshlight or run across a strip of burning coals barefooted.
>fox goes to great effort and expense to acquire ripe-looking grapes
>acquires grapes and eats them
>they are sour and make him nauseous
>"t-these grapes really are... *retch* delishious!"
Moral: Pride makes a liar of the swindled.
>fox cannot reach the delicious grapes because he's a loser
>fox convinces himself the grapes weren't ripe
>fox reads Aesop's fable and gets pissed off.
>fox goes through some more mental gymnastics to convince himself that nobody is enjoying grapes.
Moral: holy shit, some people are in denial.
>if you're bad with girls
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