I decided to contact a classmate from my chemistry class and ask her if we could get married just because yeah. This was about 2 months ago.
she was super cool and nice in high school so i didn't think she would get upset about it but just find it funny.
I am disgusting i know
anyways this is when i kill myself
she accidentally texted me when she was trying to text someone else. then she says something about a guy named Erik which i'm guessing is a name she made up after she realized she texted me to make it seem like she wasn't talking about me... But I'm not sure idk. She was always pretty nice to me in high school idk why she would say she will start ignoring me unless the marriage thing creeped her out
My. Fucking. God. Op.
>Very well :D
Drop the smiley face
>Especially since I just found out I'm going to have a beautiful wife
You could play this off as flirty. Make sure it's obvious you're kidding around.
>Xp omg I'm so dum
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU 14?!
>How are you doing ^o^
You didn't even give her time to reply to your first two texts. Also WHY THE FACE
>Yeah I'm sorta stressed too I need to stop procrastinating.
Leave it at that.
>What do you major in btw
Drop the btw. Make it sound more casual, "Hey, what are you majoring in?"
>I'm doing computer science
She didn't ask you. It's too late anyways by this point
>texting again after a two minute gap
That's probably the most beta thing you could have done, you might as well have literally sent "please respond"
You text someone, and if they don't reply, you don't send another text, especially two minutes later like you're trying to remind them that you're actually waiting for their response.
>Oh wow ;0 are u gunna teach like ms cuck?
Drop. The. Faces. Also notice it takes her ~3 mins to reply each time? You shouldn't have spammed messages.
>Gabby: i really hope he is kidding. I'm just being nice right now. I'll start ignoring him probably
I wouldn't be surprised if she meant to send this to you so that you'd take a hint and just stop already.
>But that only works if you are okay with being alone I guess
Stop dumping your problems on her. Your biggest fuckup was right after she asked how your life was going. You were good in making it flirty then you suddenly went full autist mode and from then on it was a lost cause.
Cheat codes to communicating with girls. :^)
It's scientific proven that girls like emoticons and using them will increase your chance of getting laid by over 9000%.
I just made it up t_b_h f_a_m
the smileys gain you a rapport with females
really tho none of this shit matters if your attractive to them in looks, you could put 100 japanese emoticons in your text and use anime reaction pics, they'd still keep replying and have interest
>the smileys gain you a rapport with females
straight to the friend zone, yeah.
>really tho none of this shit matters if your attractive to them in looks, you could put 100 japanese emoticons in your text and use anime reaction pics, they'd still keep replying and have interest
Bullshit. Never use emoticons. The only exceptions are :^) , :) , or :(
Tbh these days to fit in with normies you have to use autistic emojis, I used to text people very seriously without using any :^) or ;) and apparently I usually came across as cold and impassive
BEING EMOTIONALLY COMPATIBLE WITH WOMEN WILL NOT GET YOU LAID
STOP USING EMOTICONS
DO YOU THINK JAMES BOND EVER HITS QTS UP WITH A FUCKING FAGGOT JAPANESE FACE?!?
NO HE DOESNT YOU UTTER WASTE OF SPERM END YOUR FUCKINGG LIFE
why do girls think leading on guys is nice? especially when theyre in a relationship. nothing good will ever come from that why do all girls do this anyway i dont want to date a girl with 1000 guys drooling over her that she'll just lead on