My landlord is opening my food and eating it.
He admitted to me that he ate some of my jam the other night and wanted to initiate a conversation about how it may be "rare" because I come from another country and I have ethic foods.
I am fucking pissed.
I have liquid ass and I'm applying it to his areas in the kitchen, but this doesn't ride well.
What the fuck should I do? My rent is the absolute lowest possible in my area with medium standard of living. I don't want to start paying 3x monthly to live with college students.
I also don't want to deal with this using alcohol.
wtf kind of landlord gets put on a diet by his wife and digs into his tenants food late at night....disgusting. I feel like dosing some food with phenolphthalein.
look I don't know what towelhead country you come from, but in America landlords are allowed to eat whatever the tenants put in the fridge. They are landLORDS... politely offer him some food next time so he doesn't need to take it himself.
You owe him your food. He's putting you up in a nice apartment so that your lazy ass doesn't have to sleep on a park bench. He is literally the only thing between you and homelessness. Show him some fucking respect.
just take it off the rent check
>memo subtracted $3.71 for jam U creep
if you don't own it, it ain't yours. Give a prostitute as much money as you want, she aint your girlfriend. Same for an apartment. That money is simply a small gesture to stop the landlord from booting out his weak ass. If it's a problem, BUY A HOUSE. Oh wait, you can't because you're too fucking poor
that's not how it works , at least non shit tier places
tenents have rights
If they tried that shit with me I'd just stop paying and save up for somewhere else , while they go through the eviction process that takes months . Also sue them for emotional distress and Unlawful entry .
If that doesn't work pay some guy named TINY to break his legs
>take pictures of you sticking your dick inside of whatever it is he is stealing
>show him the pictures when you move out
this isn't a bad idea really , I don't think there can be much blowback from dicking with your own food
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Landlord here, if you're a good tenant otherwise, keep shit in order, doesn't cause any trouble, pay rent on time etc. Tell him to fuck off with that stuff, it's in his interest to keep you because it's always a complete nuissance and risk to bring in new people, so he should be able to handle getting told off.
Got a house with a lady in her mid 70's, she's absolutely brilliant, but she's got heart issues, I dread the day she kicks the bucket and I'll have to look for new people.
Just poison it. What are they going to tell you for putting poison in your own food? They can't convict you for anything. Say you were going to feed it to the rats in your house or something.