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Accidentally Falling Asleep After a Night Watching Anime With the Lads Edition
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>that feel when finding a qt new porn slag

going to /gif/ this morning was worth it.
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Post your face when you found out Wogan is dead, lads.
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>>26148157

Lying pakis on this morning lads
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rip in peace tezza
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>wake to the sound of church bells in the distance
>deus vult internally while peering out of my blinds
>see 2 angry looking pakis

today is going to be a nice day lads
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Just had 3 hours kip after a nightshift. Gonna visit parents because fuck it.
Hows your day going britbros?
Also, tossed out a 12 year old at 4am for causing shit. Who lets their 12 year old out at 4 in the morning and why the fuck do they come to maccas to ruin my night?
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>>26148769
Share with us friendo
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>had papa johns last night cos they were 50% off
>arrived 50 mins late
>had to get up at 3:30 AM with the worst shits ever

never again
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Haven't slept at all lads, should I just try to power through today?

Tried to plan for just a few hours sleep before but I end up sleeping until fucking 5pm sometimes, I'm fucked
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>snuggling in bed with you're waifu on a Sunday morning

Why can't this feel be real lads?

(Post waifus)
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>tfw your room always stays cold as fuck during the winter and is always way too hot in the summer

This fucking SUCKS. Everyone else in the house complains when I turn on the heating because it's so hot everywhere else.

Sat here wrapped in my blanket
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>>26150075
Get a cosy dressing grown brah, shit is the best
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>>26150074
>no wolf goddess gf to cuddle with as she wraps her unthinkably soft tail around you

wow this is a pretty bad feel
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Does edging help you last longer in bed?
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>>26150122
>unthinkably soft

That's an interesting choice of adjective anon, it sounds like it's so soft that it's somehow frightening.
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>>26150039
running out of time here lads
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>>26150182

You'll feel worse trying to get up after a tiny amount of sleep than if you just push through.
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>>26150167
I want to cuddle it senpai

imagine how amazing it would feel

but you cant imagine it, its simply too good
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>>26150204
>tfw last time I tried to stay awake all night and then sleep earlier I still couldn't do it and got only like 3-4 hours the next night, finally resorting to sleeping tablets

just fuck my sleeping pattern up senpai
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Lads I think I found the ultimate NEETsmug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJQTc-TqpU
he spent 2 years doing complicated mathematics and trial and error and planning to build the largest and most terrifying possible city in Simcity 3000

>Every person living in Magnasanti spends his life working and residing in one small, massively efficient block of space, until death around age 50
>Sims don't need to travel long distances, because their workplace is just within walking distance. In Fact they do not even need to leave their own block. Wherever they go it's like going to the same place.
>There are a lot of other problems in the city hidden under the illusion of order and greatness: suffocating air pollution, high unemployment, no fire stations, schools, or hospitals, a regimented lifestyle, this is the price that these sims pay for living in the city with the highest population. It's a sick and twisted goal to strive towards. The ironic thing about it is the sims in Magnasanti tolerate it. They don't rebel, or cause revolutions and social chaos. No one considers challenging the system by physical means since a hyper-efficient police state keeps them in line. They have all been successfully dumbed down, sickened with poor health, enslaved and mind-controlled just enough to keep this system going for thousands of years. 50,000 years to be exact. They are all imprisoned in space and time.
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>>26149776
BBC will never need to pay him 1300GBP per hour for Children in Need again.
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Lads, I'm currently drinking an expensive 'make home coffee', shitposting on chan while my gf sleeps next to me in my queen sized bed. This is my Sunday morning.

Do you think this will make you feel better? It won't. You will always feel cold and hallow, this is your life as a robot
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>>26150436
>while my gf sleeps next to me in my queen sized bed

She's dreaming of men who aren't you.
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>>26150436
>expensive 'make home coffee'

What does this even mean?
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>>26150436
>Do you think this will make you feel better? It won't. You will always feel cold and hallow, this is your life as a robot
nigga WHAT
i feel fucking awesome every day because I'm autistic.
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http://youtu.be/M_p1S81lc8g
>tfw gotta go get a haircut today
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>>26150436
You sound half retarded. If you are going to troll try and get atleast a D in GCSE English first.
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>>26150436
>tfw getting married
>tfw robots got it easy
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>>26150484
One of these fucking things I bought because I'm consumerist scum

Decent coffee though
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>>26150465
Bitch is obsessed with me. I activity try to see her less but I never prevail
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>>26150511
I'm dead serious.

I got a C in English
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>>26150529
>coffee from pods
>makes good coffee


Oooo boy, you're taking bait to the next level
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>>26150498

>tfw have needed a haircut for months but can't face going

I'm genuinely about to order hair clippers from Amazon and start doing it myself, it can't be that hard, can it?
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Fuck 2016, fuck cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussbf8hJKSA
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>cancerlevels through the fucking roof again even though i merely ate a fucking banana and an apple and injected 8U of fast acting insulin for it

gonna snort some methamphetamine and then do a couple max heart rate sprint, hope i die desu
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>>26150563
nah it's not hard at all but you might need someone to help straightening the back of your neck cos you will look like a spaz if your hairline is too high up or slanted.
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Anyone else think Raoul Moat will go into Celebrity Big Brother in the future when we run out of celebrities?
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>>26150685
>Raoul Moat

Who famously shot himself at the end of the manhunt?
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>>26150638
>you might need someone to help straightening the back of your neck cos you will look like a spaz if your hairline is too high up or slanted.

Fuck why is life so hard?

I suppose I can use a webcam to look at the back of my head and cut my hair sitting at my computer.
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>>26150707
Fucking hell I thought he was in jail. Memory like a fish r kid.

I'm more sad about Raoul Moat being dead than Wogan.
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Whats the Plans today lads?

Gotta run into town today and get some stuff, Fuck I wish I was a NEET again. Parents will kick me out if I don't continue being a wagecuck. For once theyre legit proud
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>>26150773
shitposting
going fast to music
pull up
on a
pussy
nigga
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>>26149828
My uni accommodation is a street away from a prominent mosque. I'm always rudely awoken by the call to prayer.
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>>26150822
better get used to it lad, soon there's gonna be a mosque on every street corner.
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>>26150822
Ask them to keep it down. Post results.
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>>26150855
londonistad
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>>26150855
you ever seen a mosque before lad?
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>>26150899
How can I make such a mistake
Londonistan of course.

TAKBIR
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life is bollocks lads, people are worthless cunts and absolutely disgust me
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Im watching the perks of being a wallflower
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>>26150939
the wallflower dies
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>>26148157
Tfw its February tomorrow and ive spent the whole of January working and I had to pay the tax man 600 GBP which was a one third of my GBP
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>>26150913
plenty, infact used to live in wokanistan aka the home of the first mosque. luckily the pakis there were okay, no sharia stuff but they still refused to wash for some reason.
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>>26150074
yes to waifus
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>>26150992
That's fucked up, you get about the same amount as me after taxes and I just sit on my arse all day playing video games and collecting autismbux.
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>>26150915
It's okay we didn't acknowledge your post anyway.
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>>26150074
Still feeling a bit ill from last night
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>>26150997
They even want a fucking mosque inside thorpe park lmao
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>>26151150
drink too much cum?
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Parents in law are over. I'm so fucking high, my face feels cold and prickly. They keep asking me questions and I just want them to leave
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>>26150990

this is a good film. my life seens boring in comparison
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>>26151160

Stop it stop it stop it stop it.
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>>26150992
Are you paying the correct tax rate?
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got back from a club in Brighton the a couple days ago, was pretty good as it was my first time. We stayed there until 7 in the morning which was closing time
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>>26151244
Get any qt boys to hold your hand?
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>>26151244

>Brighton
>Clubbing

Are you homosex son?
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>>26151263
are you insinuating that i am in fact gay because I was in Brighton????

And maybe if I wanted to, I was too busy having a good time along with the good atmosphere. No bad vibes :^)
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I watched Criminal Activities and it was shit, complete shit. Avoid it.
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Told my friend I love him and want to marry him while drunk last night lads
Not sure what that says about me probably nothing important hahaha
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>>26151302

>I-It's just a prank bro
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>>26151287
The only reason to go to club seems to be to try and pick someone up. I imagine in Brighton they are defato homoclubs and the only reason to specifically go to Brighton for a nightclub is for homoness
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>>26150529
Why can't you just chuck some ground up coffee in some hot water?

I can't imagine wanting one of these things, full of sugar.
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>>26151302
it means u wan wan is benis :DDDDDDDD
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>>26151210
I dont know my employer refuses to give me a pay slip
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>>26151308
well y-yeah but i took some drugs and danced all night which was my main goal for the evening. And I didn't really see any homoses around, they have their own specific clubs i think!
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What's the plan today lads?
I plan on finishing my not-homemade coffee because I'm not a filthy consumerist like >>26150529 and then take a shower. Afterwards, I'm not really sure.
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BURNT A NEW HOLE IN MY TRACKSUIT T'DAY, SMOKING SOAP BAR WITHOUT AN ASHTRAY..
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>>26151346
Nice legs, mister
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>>26149725
Brucie has gotta be next
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>>26151384
thanks sister
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>>26151340
They are fucking you over, this is very illegal seek advice with the CAB.
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>>26150899
>Work in whitechapel
>Every lunchtime
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
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>>26151401
Whats cab (note with out a job ill be homeless)
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>>26151422
Citizens advice bureau.

You are almost definitely paying too much tax or your boss is intentionally stealing from you. You need to see your payslip.
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cat pissed on my shoe today, good start
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Terry Wogan's Snuffed It edition

Serves him right for what he did to David Icke
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>>26151471

Probably a nonce too.
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>>26151444
Sounds like a happy fluffy cat, got any pics of it? Does it like being stroked or is it a mean kitty?
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>>26151471
>David Icke
if only we had listened to him
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>>26149754
What'd they say (this comment is original)?
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Is Cara the queen of /britfeel/?
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>>26151513
Me and my parents have lived in this house for over a decade, we don't know the names of most of our neighbors. My dad has come up with little nicknames for some of them
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I'm on my 8th cuppa of the day so far.

Anyone else somewhat concerned about their excessive tea consumption?
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>about to light a joint
>friend comes to me to talk about some really important stuff in his life
>don't want to smoke this why having to stop and type as well as ruining high trying to help with problems
>want to smoke weed
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>>26151564
the only thing i worry about when drinking alot of tea is the fluoride consumption
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>>26151536
>not DARLING FEI
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>>26151440
Okay cheers lad illl follow that one up
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>>26151605
>not Alphys
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>>26151571
This is why you shouldn't have friends or roommates lad
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>>26151644
I can't help talking to people online and making friends here.
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>>26151571
>MUH WEED
>MUH FRIENDS
fuck off normalshit. that fucking sentence doesn't even make sense.
>don't want to smoke this why having to stop and type as well as ruining high trying to help with problems
fucking dumbass pothead.
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>>26150074

>tfw you have barely any pictures of your waifu on your phone and don't have one to accurately represent tf
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>>26151564
It's fine mate it's good for you,
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fucking hate eating lunch with my family, because my sister is a right fidgeter, constatnly knocking something or tapping her feet
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>>26151564
aye, 10th here, been up since 7.
my teeth can't get any worse than they already are
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I sometimes use a tea towel for getting hot things out of the oven, instead of using oven gloves. I'm unconventional, but I get results.
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>>26151691
>>26151664
>>26151585

>tfw terribly dry mouth
>tfw dehydrated
>tfw headache
>tfw fuck it, I'll have another brew
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>>26151673
My parents slurp like fucking retards every time they eat anything and my mum talks while chewing.
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>>26151722
>talks while chewing.

that's disgusting
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>>26151712
go for it mate, how many sugars do you take?
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Nongshim noodles are a bit too spicy for me lads. Sweating like fuck tbqh
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>>26150074
Waifu has been posted~

Looks like another day of ignoring hunger pains desu~
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OFFICIAL /BRITFEEL/ POLL

https://strawpoll.me/6689266
https://strawpoll.me/6689266
https://strawpoll.me/6689266
https://strawpoll.me/6689266

OFFICIAL /BRITFEEL/ POLL
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>>26151752

No sugar these days pal
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>>26151799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4EoRDBQg0
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>>26151799
>alpha male
>even knowing the existence of 4chan

pick one and only one
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>>26151799
Betas are still normallows
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>>26151799

>people in here think they're alphas

That's just sad desu
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Just booked my driving test again. Is there anyway for me to take someone else's appointment who has cancelled?

If not I'll have to wait until the middle of fucking April but I'm ready now!

Also, what are the chances of getting the same tester. Bitch failed me last time and I only got 3 minors.
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Poleaboo has just woken up, watching songs of praise because can't be bo
thered changing the channel

>>26151849
True
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TOB2McGSVw
NIGGA NO PIT
BLOW DAT PURPLE NEGER HIGH LIKE FACKEN MARTIANS WOAAAH
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Hey Brits, that you call pakis asians triggers me so much.
t. german
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>>26151868
What did you fail on? Get a major?
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>>26151868
>having a licence
fuck off normie
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>>26151879
Sorry Mohammed
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>>26151879
It's so we don't have to distinguish between Pakistanis and Indians and Bangladeshis
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>>26151564
i don't have more than 4 mugs a day or i start hating it
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>>26151891
Stayed in the right hand lane for too long on a 50 road.

Might have gotten away with it if we didn't have some knob head up our arse making it much worse.
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Can't believe that January is almost over lads.
This is the most numb to time i've ever been, I feel like there's been no progression so far
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>>26151912

Book your test for a Friday morning if you can that is when they will be in the best mood.

I did and passed with no minors even though at one point I tried to pull away in third.

He didn't make me parallel park or anything hard.
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>>26151917
i can't function in winter at all. too dark+cold
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Only just got out of bed.

Think I'm just gonna play halo all day.
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Mum's making us sit at the table for Sunday lunch again. No I don't want to sit there while everyone makes awkward small talk, no one but her wants to do this everyone else just want to eat alone in peace. reeeee
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>>26151868
I failed mine for not looking the wrong way down a one way street
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they're incentivized to fail you as it keeps them in a job
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WHO /BANGIN TUNES/ AND /GOIN FAST/ HERE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNKRTikqTc8
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>>26151871
Spoiler alert: You won't find any Nasheed's on there
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>>26151928
Good idea. Don't want it too early though as my last test was at rush hour, but not rush hour enough to be stuck in traffic for the whole test.
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>>26151980
Also, I live in Rotherham so early in the morning it's full of shit paki drivers
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Alright

Let's see hw this goes
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>>26151966
ME MATE OI E OI U FAKIN BELTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS29ypHDD5c
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>>26151950
that's cute

how old are you and the rest of your family?
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>>26151868
I failed one of my driving test with one major and no minors
He said that he didn't see my check my mirrors when leaving a roundabout, he said he saw me do it when I was on it and as I was moving but not when I started to pull off. If a suicidal cyclist was going at 100mph and tried to undertake me I could have hit him. I remember checking when I was leaving the roundabout so it was a complete fabrication. Also I believe it should have been a minor too.

>tfw a girl in school passed her test first time despite hitting someone crossing the road
>tfw another girl passed despite stalling 3 times
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Do you lads perfer tea or coffee?
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>>26152034
tea, but i've never had "proper" coffee, only instant.
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>>26152018
don't need bass boost, i already got ATH M50x

https://youtu.be/6fw_IiqCApA?t=104
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>>26152032
it isn't possible to be a girl and fail a driving test
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>>26152009
My waifu and i are waiting patiently.
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>>26152032
I think it highly depends on the instructor as a person and their current mood, which is so fucking wrong.

I also heard that they only let so many people pass per week, but I don't know if I believe that.

>mfw I got back to the test centre, got told I failed and saw some fat, ugly, landwhale jumping up and down because she passed
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watching a film called 'the place beyond the pines' any good lads?
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>>26151966
>>26152018
you call these going fast? they're like 60bpm!
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>>26152065
>blaming others for your failures
classic
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>>26152034
ENERGY DRINKS AND CAFFEINE PILLS
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>>26152053
Me too! Best headphones I ever bought.
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>>26152075
>I also heard that they only let so many people pass per week, but I don't know if I believe that.
it makes sense. if they passed everyone, they wouldn't have a job left.
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>>26152085
>literally thinking being a girl doesn't effect your chances of passing

they used to get much lower insurance rates as well they just don't want 17-24 year old guys on the road
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>>26152102
Don't see the feminists campaigning for this gender equality do you
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>>26152102
>they used to get much lower insurance rates
because they were statistically safer drivers
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just had a wank over Rita Ora topless pic
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>>26152080
come on mate post 1
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>>26152080
here, this is a proper tune.
https://youtu.be/bYz8SuIcxdQ
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>>26152123
Tip harder, you fucking manchild
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>>26152125
that isn't sexist but using girls being statistically weaker to hire less for heavy lifting jobs is :)
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How do I talk to my GP about Autism lads? Pretty sure I've got it.
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>>26152088
Not him but caffeine doesn't really seem to affect me. I bought some caffeine pills (200mg iirc) once and stopped using them because they didn't make me feel more awake or stimulate my brain, they just made me anxious and I would chew my nails like fuck.

In a morning it takes me like 2 hours to wake up. I drink my coffee strong and sweet and it doesn't do a fucking thing.
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>>26152080
>he doesn't know what going fast means
you probably never went fast in the first place m8

>>26152089
the first ones i received had a rattling in the right cup which was even present when i merely tapped them while nothing was playing, i already feared that all dat niggabass shook something apart but the replacement unit i received does not show this problem.

thinking about getting an open pair too for muh soundstage. didn't get one in the first place because they lack neutral bass response (mostly fall off at sub bass). yes i know the M50x are boosted but i still like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LOxeu3XxkU
>dat deep niggabass
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>>26152145
Stop wasting your GP's time.
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>>26152163
then, please enlighten me.
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>>26151799
Further down the beach...
>>
>hadn't pooped for 2 days because I always need to poo at night and don't want to wake people up
>bang a poo last night
>there was bright red in it
>panicking I've got cancer
>panicking if I got the doctor they're gonna finger me

I can't cope with this, guess I'll have to ring the doctor on Monday though
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>>26152076

It has Ryan Gosling in it of course it is good.

>>26152034

Used to drink tea when I was young now only ever coffee.
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>>26151957
>wrong way down a one way street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpmcd0SBIq0
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>>26152148
yeah it diffeers. i feel pretty stimulated. maybe you also just bought shit, did you get it from amazon? try pills from your local pharmacy.
>>
>All these normies talking about driving tests fuck

FUCK OFF

THERE ARE OTHER PLACES FOR YOU
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>>26152186
you popped a haemorrhoid, it's not life threatening.

if the blood was dark then you need to worry.
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>>26152075
>fat, ugly, landwhale jumping up and down because she passed
female privilege innit
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>>26152192
These are the ones.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nutrition-Urban-Fuel-Caffeine-Tablets/dp/B00NA0K2ZA/ref=sr_1_1?s=drugstore&ie=UTF8&qid=1454248591&sr=1-1&keywords=caffeine+pill
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>>26152185
>look mum, I posted it again!
edgy
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>>26152212
>amazon
yeah, chances are its either some shit which isnt pure caffeine or its fake. seriously you wouldnt believe how much fake shit there is on amazon, even when it says that it's sold AND fullfilled by amazon it can be fake.

just go to the pharmacy and say you want caffeine pills.
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>>26152208

I'm hoping it's some shit like that but I don't want to risk dying of butt cancer
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>>26152209
>>26152075
>being this mad
your tears are delicius
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>>26152237
What are you on about, retard.

>talking about past events
LOLURSOMAD
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>>26152237
>delicius
oh dear anon....
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>>26152186
>panicking if I got the doctor they're gonna finger me
tfw this fear is what killed Total Biscuit
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>>26152270
>being mad you failed and a landwhale passed
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>>26152303
>being a buttmad landwhale
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>>26152303
I was, at most, a little annoyed at the time. Now I honestly could not care less.

Try again, spacker.
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>>26152293

That's exactly why I'm going to force myself to go
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>>26152314
>no u mad
kekekekekek
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>>26152328
why else would you post about it if you were not mad?

In before le troll defence
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It does blow my mind that so many women manage to pass their test, as someone who drives about 100 miles on the motorway every day, women are fucking dangerous.

Especially the tarty looking housewives in their husband's BMW/Merc/Audi who seem to do 90 in the outside lane all the way to wherever they're going.
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>>26152216
AIDF pls go
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>>26152347
You were the one posting about it

I just observed how mad you were

Nice try at a deflectiom
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>>26152351
Statistics prove you wrong, they're actually the better drivers
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>>26152391

Women also drive a lot less then men so obviously women will be involved in less accidents
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>>26152391
I thought the stats showed they get into more accidents but they're small bumps and scrapes but when men get into accidents someone dies.

It's not surprising if you're behind a woman who'll wait at a junction for 10 minutes before it's completely clear.
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>>26152391
Does that account for how men drive more often?
and that accidents can be caused by someone not actually involved in the collision, this happens all the time but because of insurance companies etc. one of the drivers in the collision is always blamed
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>>26152428
They're involved in fewer accidents relative to their population to
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>>26151868
>2nd driving test in a couple weeks
>worried about failing the eyesight test
>worried about manouvres
>money is getting scarce
>instructor can only do 1 lesson per week
Fucking hell, I went through school and college without ever stressing about an exam but it comes to this and I'm bricking it
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>>26152391
maybe because they drive less risky but i can also observe what he said. it's quite egoistic driving slow as fuck on the outside lane forever though. either speed up or move back to the inner lane to let others pass. that's quite "dumb driving". it might not be dangerous but it's inconsiderate and annoys other drivers.

also I'd like to see the statistics, can you actually link to one to backup your claim?

>>26152457
yeah because they drive less. you would have to check how many accidents per hour per head women do compared to men to do a fair comparsion.
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>>26152391
SEXISTS BLOWN THE FUCKKKKKKK OUT

ARE MEN EVEN GOOD AT ANYTHING?
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>>26152391
>Men
Drive to and from work exhausted and in heavy traffic
>Women
Drive to the supermarket in the afternoon when everyone else is at work

Gee I wonder which is more dangerous
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>>26152319

>spacker

God bless you, anon, you fucking div
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>>261524574
>http://deepblue.lib.umich.edu/bitstream/handle/2027.42/1007/83596.0001.001.pdf
Per
mile
driven,
women
were
found
to
have
a
26%
higher
injury involvement
rate and
16%
higher
rate
in
all
police-reported
accidents
compared
to
men.
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>>26152482
>SEXISTS BLOWN THE FUCKKKKKKK OUT
>didn't even cite any study or statistics
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>>26152502
They should be banned from driving desu.
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>>26152391

Generally men have better spatial awareness etc which is why men are better drivers

However men are more likely to take risks than women
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>>26152505
It's common knowledge
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>>26152502
>being this mad that you make a new paragraph for each word
calm your tits, if you make claims or talk about studies/statistics then you gotta link to those, did you even go to school at all?
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>>26152502

Yet for some reason women used to get cheaper insurance

>>26152531

Did you go to school? Because it seems you can't read
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>>26152521
>which is why men are better drivers
but they're not
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>>26152531
Actually that's how it came out when I copied and pasted it I just didn't bother to reformat it.
I did link to the stats you mongoloid
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>>26152554

But they are, genetically men have the advantage when it comes to tasks that require things like spatial awareness. Men's eyes are better at seeing motion then womens too
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>>26152592
What are they good for other than shitting out babies?
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>>26152592
Reality doesn't reflect that though
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>>26152544
>Because it seems you can't read
What makes it seem that I can't read? I am aware that you linked a study in the very same post I quoted. I meant that before you didn't.
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>>26152608
What are you good for?
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>>26152441
Can confirm. Worked in motor claims for ten years.
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>>26152608
MRA in the house!

You have some serious mummy issues, lol
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>>26152616
but it does. if you'd make a woman drive like a man where it is likely to cause them to crash then the women would be more likely to crash. it's just that women don't drive like that to begin with while men do.
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>>26152683
>men drive like retards
>men are better at driving like retards
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>>26152608

Women generally have better social skills than men, can see colours better and have a wider field of vision

Men are like the testing ground for evolution too which is why they are more likely to take risks and why there are more extremely dumb/intelligent men than there are extremely dumb/intelligent women

>>26152608
>>26152653

Whether you like it or not we are animals, men are usually hunter/gatherers and women are the ones who look after shit and their better colour vision helps when picking shit like berries

That's also why human women don't die after they become infertile as grandmothers are an important part of the family, males stay fertile pretty much all their lives
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>http://ns.umich.edu/Releases/2011/Jun11/sivakgenderstudy.pdf
>1.Female-to-female crashes tend to be overrepresented.
>2. Male-to-male crashes tend to be underrepresented.
>3. The frequencies of male-to-female and female-to-male crashes tend to be close to the expected frequencies

>60.2 percent of the distance driven was performed by male drivers and 39.8 percent by female drivers.

Its simply a matter of how women drive less but less safely. Again I am still looking for a study which takes into account for external cause of crashes

>>26152712
He means driving in difficult circumstances
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>>26152653
>>26152636
>Women in /britfeel/

Broken bloody Britain I tell you lads.
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>>26152714
>men are usually hunter/gatherers
Are you joking?
Do you know where you are?
Tip your fedora somewhere else
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>>26152746
>r/MRA & r/MGTOW in /britfeel/

Broken bloody Britain I tell you lads.
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>>26152145
You don't. Stop fucking around.
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>>26152758
/r9k/ is a hotbed of feminism for sure.
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>>26152747

That's how nature works, that's why men's vision is different to women's etc

It doesn't mean men > women, it just means each gender will generally do certain things better than the other on average
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>>26152804
How do you explain you being a autistic shut in who needs mummy to look after him?
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>>26152825
You are a very angry person. Are you on the rag or something?
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>>26152747
>>26152825
Classic wymyn arguments.
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>>26152850
You are a very angry virgin. Are you on 16 or something?
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>>26152825

Nice ad hominem, I also fail to see how any thing I've said is sexist etc. Everything I've said is pretty much a fact, like I said before, it also doesn't mean one gender is superior to the other
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>>26152850
>>26152714
Classic MGTOW arguments.
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>>26152870
>virgin

Lel this is always the go to insult for women, anyone remember those uni lads chanting shit about shagging women on the bus and that one woman who could only stutter "V-v-virgins" in response while they all laughed.

Top bants.
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ROASTIES OUT MY FUCKING /britfeel/ RIGHT FUCKING NOW

NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME

SHOO SHOO, FLAP YOUR BEEF CURTAINS AND FLY AWAY
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>>26152891
>MGTOWs have actual arguments and explain them
>women just post silly memes
thanks i guess?
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>>26152891

I don't even know what MGTOW is
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>>26152900
You don't know m8, they could be omega males here to defend pure maidens.
>>
why is this roastie so mad lol, the other anon even admitted that women are better at certain things too but she still responds like that. are you fucking bleeding or something?
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>>26152934
betas defend women
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>>26152895
>>26152900
>>26152903
>mad perma-virgin detected
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>>26148157
You gotta stop daydreaming about that girl, m8. It isn't healthy.
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>>26152934
MRAs/MGTOW are omegas
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>>26152951
mad roastie detected
enjoy bleeding
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>>26152971
mad MRA detected
enjoy dying alone
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>>26152951
>using virgin as a standard, go to insult
Time to grow up, roastie.
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>>26152935
Don't expect to reason with women, just remember times where your mum went off on one about the smallest things and wouldn't shut up about it for hours even if you've already forgotten.

That's just what they do.
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>multiple hits on the phishing site
>no one entered their details

Must be part of the DDoS attack
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>replying to bait
howay lads, they're obviously winding you up. let's just keep it comfy ey?
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>>26152984
but I have a gf
and she doesn't get nearly as mad as you when she bleeds lol
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>>26153014

The whole women being mad when on the rag thing is a bit of a myth anyway
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>>26153000
Mummy issues confirmed
Underage confirmed
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>>26153013
but it's fun reading her dumb responses so I make her respond. BITCH
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>>26153014
fuck off normie

Looks like you don't belong here
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>>26153024

It's probably some one baiting
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>>26153021
>being this hostile towards men
>hating men this much
daddy issues confirmed
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>>26152991
>being a virgin
Time to grow up, roastie.
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>>26153037
>acting like a clown is now considered baiting
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>>26153024
Objective bystander here

You're mad AF and he is laughing at you
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>>26153037
This, can anyone actually imagine a woman sitting at her computer and keeping this up? I think even those tumblr nutters can't keep going for more than 10 mins before going off in a huff.

>>26153045
>Messing up a copy pasted quote

There we go, it's just some bloke.
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>>26153048

Sadly that's the state the internet has got too, remember when trolling was something more than pretending to be a massive idiot or sending rape threats?
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>>26153000
>his only example of the behavoiur of a woman is his mother
>MRA
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>26148157

>mfw found a wallet in Sheffield today with 360 in cash

>Muslim name on drivers licence

>Whoops, I lost the wallet again.

There is a god lads.
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>>26153058
>roastie here
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>>26153059
>muh tumblr
need to stop posting here on weekends when the kids are out
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>>26153082

Ab
so
lu
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Ma
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Ma
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origami comment
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>>26153082
>find wallet
>take the money
>hand in the wallet to lost'n'found/police
That's how it always goes. You're simply taking a finders fee.

The person who lost it really can't complain. They got their wallet back. If you hadn't taken the money, they wouldn't get anything back.
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Went clubbing alone last night because I was so desperate for human contact

>spend about an hour walking around town building up the confidence to get in line
>pay extortionate amount to get in
>pay extortionate amount for drinks all night long
>spent 5 pounds buying cigarettes from people trying to spark up a conversation,but to no avail since I have autism
>sat in the corner making eye contact with guys and girls alike (gay-friendly club) hoping someone would come up and talk to me
>after three hours without anyone so much as saying a word to me I give up and browse /pol/ and /r/european on my phone
>start crying at quarter to five because I didn't get to touch any girls
>walk around town for 3 hours afterwards before I can get the train back home

Any tips for next time?
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>>26151799
Robots are gamma males.
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>>26153137

Why would I want to give a Muslim their wallet back?
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>>26153144
>pay extortionate amount for drinks all night long
You're supposed to get wrecked before you leave the house.
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>>26153196
I drank about 20 units earlier in the day but it had worn off by the time I decided to go clubbing and no shops were open.
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Took 260mg caffeine an hour ago and now I'm tired as fuck lads. seriously is there any shittier drug than caffeine? amphetamines are probably healthier to keep you awake.
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>>26153144
Try actually talking to girls? Fucking retard.
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>>26153222
I'm neither tall nor facially attractive. No point subjecting myself to torture.
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>>26148157

What's the risk of buying a category C car?
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>>26153222
This m8, women can just sit on their arse in a club and have a guy do all the work for them so they aren't proactive, there's always another guy willing to do it all for them.

It's unfortunate but it's just the way things are, you've gotta make the first move.
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>>26153221
I take 20mg dextroamphetamine and I'll be running round the gym for literally hours
10k runs followed by 4 hour weight sessions, they're unreal
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>>26152185
>Planking
>2015
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>>26153244
You were expecting to be approached by women in a club... Christ.
I hope this rude awakening has taught you a few things.
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>>26153247

>Buying a car that's been crashed
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>>26152032
On my test I failed with one major. The major was staying in the right-hand lane too long, which I thought was bullshit as I was still making progress, there were little to no vehicles wanting to pass me and to get to the place they wanted me to go I never had to change lanes. I was angry at this and I'm retrying in March.
If this shit happens again I'm gonna be a real autist about in go on a ranting rampage
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>>26153302
>right-hand lane
It's called the overtake lane, it's sole purpose is to overtake another vehicle.
There's a reason you don't sit in it.
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>>26153330
Its not called the overtake lane
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>>26150007
>Papa Johns
>Expecting pizza to not be entirely horseshit.
>2016
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>>26153264
how much would you have to take so that you are awake enough to merely function for simple tasks? i dont want additional energy, i just want to feel normal after a night with lack of sleep ( i know modafinil might be better for this but I'm still curios)

I got diagnosed with ADHD when i was a kid and took ritalin for years, i wonder if this would make it easier for me to get it or something similar prescribed again
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>>26153344
Yes it is. The inner lanes of any multi-lane road exist purely for overtaking or ease of congestion.
When there are few cars on the road, as was the case in your test, you may only legally drive on the outermost lane.

I'm surprised you passed your theory given your lack of highway code understanding.
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>>26153391
You can use them for turning
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>>26153370
Probably around 5mg
Maybe just go docs and say you felt you functioned better on Ritalin
Don't go asking for le fast man pills obviously
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>>26153411
Usually at a filter. The point is you were sitting in the inside lane like a retard, recklessly endangering lives.
It was only proper that you failed the exam.
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>>26153455
>recklessly endangering lives.
What?
>>
I want carfags to leave
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>>26153470
>what is oncoming traffic
>>
>>26153264
Do you buy that online?
>>
>>26153391

>>26153344
this wasn't me btw just for reference. I know that you CAN overtake in that lane but I didn't know it was just for that. It seemed like any other lane
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>>26153478
You mean cars driving the wrong way down a dual carriageway?
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>>26153454
>Don't go asking for le fast man pills obviously
KEK

i just read on drug forums that apperently ritalin for some people works even better to go fast than other drugs like amphetamines. i thought ritalin was shit for this.

but seriously, i sometimes lack this much concentration that i can't even read a sentence made of 10-15 words without having to reread ofver and over again. do you think this would be a valid argument? like how bad do you have to be to get prescribed ritalin? would mentioning problems like that or problems with studying be a valid reason? because obviously alot of people abuse it to study harder
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>>26153286

If it's been fixed then what's the risk?

It's like 500 quid more insurance too
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>>26153495
I mean oncoming traffic. The median strip, if present, offers a little extra protection but does not justify cruising on the inside lane.
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>>26153515
>tfw it's nearly four o'clock in the afternoon and I don't feel like very much
>tfw saying to myself, 'Where are you golden boy? Where's your famous golden touch?'

tfw it's come to this
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>>26153533
>>26153495
>>26153478
>>26153470
>>26153411
he was talking about a multi lane road wtf are you retards on about
he was blocking the overtaking lane on a highway
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>>26153515
Fixed is a variable term. Unless every damaged part was replaced with something new, it's still damaged and will fare worse in another crash than a new one, and it could still have problems which weren't detected when it was repaired.
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>>26153480
Yeah
>>26153511
Never been prescribed so I wouldn't know, just say you find it really hard to concentrate at work and its effecting your performance, say you were diagnosed with ADHD as a kid and the tablets (pretend you can't remember the name) really helped, just play dumb and hope for the best, pretty sure the don't prescribe dex or ritalin to adults anyway, could be wrong
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>>26153476
STAY JELLY POORFAG NEET

>TFW I'm going to get a new, fast whip in 10 weeks
HOP OUT A NEW WHIP NIGGA
LIKE I'M A SLAVEMASTER
I POST A RARE PEPE NIGGA
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
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>>26153568
>pretty sure the don't prescribe dex or ritalin to adults anyway, could be wrong
what else do they prescribe?
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>>26153563
>highway

YANKS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
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Anyone else from ROTHERHAM?
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>>26153587
>being this new
/britfeel/ is just a meme where you pretend to be a brit, probably more than half the posters here aren't brits lurk more faggot lol
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>>26148157
where would I go to find a erotic massage parlor or hooker in the UK
>>
>>26153599
More than 3/4 of /brit/ posters have British flags on a board which encourages foreigners to post in our threads. That's not even including expats.

Here the number is much less, there are very few non-Brits that post here as they are not welcome and get called out easily.
>>
Almost done with removing all of my body hair, going to finish it later today~
I should do it more often desu~
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>>26153570
>STAY JELLY POORFAG NEET
Employed Londoner who lives within walking distance of work actually
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>>26150074

Can't wait to get shanked
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>>26153602
>parlor
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>>26153644
pictures mate?
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>>26153642
>Here the number is much less, there are very few non-Brits that post here as they are not welcome and get called out easily.
Really? I have never been called out and post here since 6 months.
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>>26153644
>Tilde's boypuss is nice and bare

Come on, Tilde, you know you like guys really.
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>>26153582
A dose of man the fuck up?
I honestly don't know mate, Google the subject
>>
>>26153644
>>26153677
Britfeel meetup to gangbang Tilde when?
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>>26153666
>post here since 6

it's pretty bates
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>>26153663
l don't really have the confidence for something like that~

>>26153677
Well I never said I dislike them~
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>>26153696
do u like black boys senpai?
>>
>>26153511
ADD and ADHD medication is not prescribed to adults. You may get offered SSRIs instead
>>
>>26153694
How can you even know if they are called out easily or not? Obviously if someone uses all the british slang terms and memes it is hard to tell, and even if they don't they probably will never get called out. the only way you get called out is if you use american terms like drugstore, or like the other anon who used highway.
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>>26153644

Post pics onegai
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>>26153712
>You may get offered SSRIs instead
LOL aren't those for depression? I'm not depressed, i am the happiest autist on the planet. I've even taken drugs before that act as anti depressants (DXM for example) and didn't feel "less depressed" or anything like that, i felt awesome like i do every single day.
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>>26153733
Poor English is always a dead giveaway too.
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>>26153644
~ this is the most (you)s you will ever receive

post pics, son
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>>26153756
how come no one ever calls posters with poor english ITT out for not being british then? they don't even get called paki. and if posters with poor english aren't brits then what I've said earlier would be true: half the posters here wouldn't be brits.
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>>26153754
They are for mood stabilisation and anxiety and are the goto drug in the nhs for any mental problem.
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>>26153756

u fokkin wot m8
>>
Is that "Hannah" Wojak is thinking about?

Is there a reason she's popping up everywhere online again? 8 years ago 4chan couldn't get enough of her but then she fell off the face of the earth for awhile.
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>>26153782
I literally just did.
>>
always wondered if wogan wore a hairpiece or if it was just a mean combover
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>>26153798
Nostalgia, and if you never wanked to the hotel video then you're probably not British.
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>>26153756

desu super orignial
>>
>tfw cuddling up with wan wan and a mug of hot chocolate
Feels good, lads. How's your day been?
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>>26153802
let me rephrase then: in 99.99% of cases, posters don't get called out for not being brits when their english is poor.
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>>26153833
>I will never live in britbongistan
takbir desu
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>>26153839
A lot of them do. I've personally chased off several foreign posters. I'll be adding you to my list shortly.
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>tfw no grimes gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA
>tfw no DXM to make this video feel more intense
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>>26153821
Defintely a rug
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>>26153566

Category D is just cosmetic damage isn't it? And C is panel damage? Surely you could get away with cat C or D if that's the case and any hidden damage will be covered by warranty? I just wont crash the fucker
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I want pizza, but I can't really afford it.

Fucking hate my life.
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>>26153874
>A lot of them do.
no they don't. I lurked every britfeel thread for the last 3 months or so and people only get called out when they use american terms, but rarely EVER when their english is poor.

>I'll be adding you to my list shortly.
couldn't give less of a fuck. I will tell all my foreign non brit friends to shitpost in /britfeel/ :^)
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>>26153901
How can you tell they are not just drunk posting?
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>>26153835
I woke up early and got cleaned up and went to the shops. I planned on buying cookies, but mostly I was hoping to see this qt from school who works there. She wasn't.
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>>26153901
>6 months
>3 months
Yes, we know you're an inconsistent newfag.
>foreign non brit
How redundant. Why are non-British education standards so low?
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>>26153901
>I lurked every britfeel thread for the last 3 months or so
>tfw you've lurked for over a year now
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>>26153924
underage ban


>school
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>>26150074
I snuggled with a daki that had Jun on one side, wasn't even mine lmao.


Literally patted and stroked azulads head last night. Also got to watch some very smart anime.
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>>26153954
>When you turn 18 the people you went to school with cease to exist
How does your brain work lad?
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>>26153919
Alcohol is haraam.
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Couldn't recover the video from the laptop

Did too good of a job covering my tracks
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>>26153247
>>26153286
>>26153515
You can't buy an A or a B because they can't go back on the road. A C means it was not economic to repair because the pre-accident value was less than the repair costs. D is "all others" which could mean anything. C is actually the least risky. If it's a cat C you need to see a VIC check before you buy and be aware it's worth less if it happens again.
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I wish I was normal lads
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>>26153983
underage ban


> being cheeky
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>>26150074
Watching This is England '90 and eating scrambled egg and beans on toast, couldn't really be bothered to make anything else.

Pretty comfy

>>26150007
I was going to get one last night so I went to order the biggest pizza, turns out that you need to spend a minimum of 11 quid for delivery. They can fuck off, their pizzas are barely worth half price anyway.
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>>26153991
I doubt you even have the equipment to read wiped domains properly.
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>>26153979
Can you please stop with all the fucking homo posting

Its making me jealous
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>>26154032
iktfb

the pain ;_;
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>>26153919
yeah also this. their english might just be poor because they are drunk or on other drugs.

>>26153929
my english might be poor, but at least I'm not fucking retarded like YOU are, hehe.
>>6 months
>>3 months
>Yes, we know you're an inconsistent newfag.
I said that I have lurked EVERY /britfeel/ thread since 3 months, the months before that I did NOT lurk every /britfeel/ thread, but I started 6 months ago.

>Why are non-British education standards so low?
I don't know. Why are brits so poor despite having better education?
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>>26153979

Imagine if our ancestors could see what we have all become.
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>>26154016
I'll get it off the SD card, I orginally recorded the video onto
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>>26153566
>>26153886
A = no usable parts, can't go on road (e.g. burnt out)
B = scrap parts only, can't go on road (e.g. twisted chassis)
C = cost exceeds pre-accident value, can be repaired, need a VIC check (could be accident or flood damage or fire or anything)
D = "all others" can be repaired, no VIC check needed (usually the same sorts of things as a C but the cost is less than the pre-accident value - most insurers write off cars where the costs are 60% of the pre-accident value)

Nothing wrong with buying a C in principle.
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>>26154058
Great. Slam it on Xvideos and it's untraceable then we can all enjoy it.
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>>26154051
I would hope they could appreciate the art-house cinema of smart anime and drinking too much. naturally all the man on man touching is just banter, frolics between friends.
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>>26153991
I haven't kept track. What did you lose?
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>>26153991
Did you do a multipass wipe with random data?
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>>26154117
Sounds like the lad who had his laptop confiscated by the police to check for CP is trying to get it back
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>>26154127

Sounds effective
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>>26154095
>untraceable
Might avoid conviction but the police will still feel they have enough to make and arrest and put me before a court

>>26154117
Video of a naked female
I had it backed up online, got paranoid and deleted it, made a copy on a memory stick
lost the memory stick now which is what I was worried about initiay

>>26154127
CC cleaner a dozens of overwrites
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>>26154051

Sometimes I wonder if there's an afterlife and when I die I'll see my great grandfather in his Coldstream Guards uniform, a Saxon warrior, a redcoat who helped beat Napoleon, and all my other dead ancestors looking at me in disgust because they've seen me demolishing whole pizzas and clopping.
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>>26154138
That sounds like a really, really stupid thing to do.
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>>26154113
how close did you and azulad get
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>>26154113
>just banter, frolics between friends.

You say that, you'll end up going further and further down the rabbit hole until you're wearing stockings and frilly panties, "ironically" giving Azusa waifu anon a blowjob while insisting "it's just a prank bro".
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>>26154173
>CC cleaner

baka
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>>26154180
i think he would be wearing the stockings and frilly panties tbqh lad, he is a very cute drunk as well.
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Comfy games to watch being streamed?
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>>26154127
>muh multipass
you don't even need that, overwriting everything with random data once is enough to make it impossible to recover with normal means (meaning plugging it into ur PC and trying various tools such as recuva)
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Poleaboo has to clear 10 rounds of this waifu simuator before his job centre appointment tomorrow
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>>26154016
Bitch please, there's open source programs that can do that for you.
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>>26154286
forgot the pic

occccc
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>>26154292
lmao there literally isn't, your read head isn't sensitive
fucking moron
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>>26153823

I don't know who she is and I'm English
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>>26154310

What the fuck is this? Did the Job Centre make you do it?
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>it's a spastics find love episode of Undateables while I'm struggling to even get girls to reply to me
>even the freaks on Jeremy Kyle manage it

What the fuck is wrong with me? I even applied to be on that shitty show and they said no because I've not got any disabilities. Fucking stupid.
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>>26154001

>tfw you pass for normal for all of 5 minutes and then they start to notice what a werido you are

But how sweet those 5 minutes are.
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>>26154343
yeah, skills for work for 18-24 year olds

good info, poor delivery
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>>26154384

Fucking lel, so glad I'm too old for them to make me do this retarded shit
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>>26154384
Does it say "Wacky World" on that book?
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>>26154384
>tfw you torrent all the time at work
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>>26154479
He got a job at an amusement park
He also has a criminal record

Ironic, I know

>>26154420
They stop caring about you after 24 apparantly
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>>26154512
Not even the military wants you after 24.
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>>26151160
anita must die. cunt
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>>26154512

It feels that way desu
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Just here because /int/ is down lads
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>>26154567
End yourself lad.
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>>26154251

as long as you greentext all of the shenanigans you get up to
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>>26150855

when Nigel takes power can we bulldoze all the mosques in the UK?
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>>26154582
Why lad? Bit uncalled for tbf.
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>when Nigel takes power can we bulldoze all the mosques in the UK?
*tips*
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>>26154064

If I was to buy a category D what would I need to do? Cheers mate
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>>26154596
edgy

this is our country now, george
nige is cucked
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>>26154650
DEAD PAKI BEST PAKI
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>>26154542
You can join the reserves up to 30.
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Girlfriend wants me to drive her up North (Leeds) tomorrow to see her parents and then drive back again the next day (we live in Birmingham).

Is this cheeky as fuck or am I being weird?
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>DEAD PAKI BEST PAKI
*tips*
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>>26154686

It's like an hour drive you paki
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>>26154686
Who will look after her kids while you're driving her there though lad?
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Is /int/ down for anyone else? Just wanted to /brit/post :(
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>>26154677
RAPED WHITE GIRL IS BEST WHITE GIRL
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>>26154718
No its not lad
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>>26154686
Why can't she drive up there? Why is she making you go?
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/bans/ is pretty shit today, people need to step up their shitposting, if you're gonna do it at least make it good.
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>>26154644
Just make sure it has a somewhat recent MOT. You don't want to buy it and find it's going to cost more than you paid just to pass an MOT. Failures get recorded so it's obvious if you take it to a bent garage just to get it passed. Check obvious stuff like tread depth as well.

How do you know it's a previous write off anyway? Does it say on the advert or have you checked HPI? If you've not checked HPI I'd definitely do that - it might have been written off more than once, been stolen or be on finance.
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>>26154706
More like 2.5 hours you stupid nigger.
>>26154709
Don't get why you're trying to force a cuck joke in here lad. Sort yourself out.
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>>26154680
yeah but 24 is pretty much where middle age beings
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PAKIS OUT IIII NOW IIII
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KAFFIR OUT NOW
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>>26154769
Well I suppose I'd better move out of my parent's house then.
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>got employed after 6-7 months of neeting and partying and blowing through my savings even with welfare
>finally get a decent 10/hour full time job before going homeless
>460quid left in my bank
>payday is on the 12th, cause these fucks do it once a month
>bills come at 7th and 10th. 350 for home and 40 phone, then bus pass

gonna cut it real close brehs.

gonna go from near destitute to having a 1600 quid bomb in all to spend on random shit, najk gona save it now.

So this is what living paycheck to paycheck is, fuck that is really a miserable existence, thank god I'll only experience it once.
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>>26154856
>having a 1600 quid bomb
no lad, you gonna pay tax on your 10 poundies / hr first
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>>26154907

after factoring in tax allowance, gonna get about 1350 from it.

oh well that's still better than nothing.

>tfw you fat fucks on JSA just swiped a 250 from me
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>>26154856
similar situation but went from nothing to almost 7K a month
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>>26154686
>girlfriend
you don't belong here
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Feeling a bit better now after being hung over from a MENTAL night watching anime with Junlad
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>>26154949
>went from nothing to almost 7K a month
doing what lad? did you rent your arse out?
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Lads tomorrow I have sit next to the kid who bullies me.
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>>26154767

>He goes the speed limit
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>>26154991
what does the bully do and what do you do? i can give you advice if required.
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Who here /lost interest in masturbation/?

It's neither a good nor a bad feel 2bh
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>>26154991
Have you considered going into an autist rage next time he bullies you, kid?
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>>26154991
get a stop bullying wristband maybe he will get the msg you don't like it
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>>26154983

Stream it next time so the rest of us can join in remotely.
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>>26155041
Should do a /britfeel/ anime night with Syncplay or something
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Birthday today lads. Going to go to the pub for a steak dinner.

>>26155059

this is actually a pretty decent idea
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>>26155017
>>26155031
>>26155039
He sits near me at college and just trys to wind me up, he spread round the rumor that my dad beats me and my mum (which was true, but I don't think he actually knew that as I've never told anyone) and just loads of stuff tbf.

I'm the guy who was posting on Friday saying after a full day off his shit I sent him a rage message saying if I'm such a pussy give me a one on one on Monday, then regretted it straight away and tried to delete the message.
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>>26155101
Happy birthday, lad. Have one for us and have a nice time.
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>>26155101
Happy birthday Sakuanon~
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>>26154989
UI/UX design
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>>26155109
Just kick him in the fucking bollocks then swing an uppercut as hard as you can

Don't take shit from someone like that
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>>26155101
Happy Birthday Sakuanon~
Have a good one lad
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>>26154983
hope you are not too mentally scarred.

>>26155101
i genuinely hope you have a good time. Happy Birthday lad.
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>>26155109
Is he a chav or something?
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>>26155109
>at college
report him for bullying, there is a good chance you can fuck up his college life. Bullying isn't tolerated once you pass high school.
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>>26155109
Sounds like it's just banter and he's a top lad. Stop being such a square, cunts like are easy targets for us alpha predators.
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>>26155025

Haven't done it in a few days, was about to do it earlier but didn't feel like getting up and grabbing some tissue.
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Mu just gave me some dating advice lads, people on /brit/ thought it was really fucking weird advice are they just bantering me?

She said that I should stop trying to date girls my own age and that I'd have more luck dating 18 or 20 year old students.

This is because I make a "decent salary". I'm also 26.

I am assured it's ok because "girls are more mature".

Mum got married to my dad when she was 19 and he was 30.
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>>26155148
No he's quite posh, his mum is a doctor or teacher or something, can't remember. I'm from a council estate so that could be the reason everyone picks on me. More likely my shyness.

>>26155152
Then things will just get worse, everyone calling me a snitch and stuff. And also fights are a regular thing at my college and no one ever get kicked out, so I doubt it will help.

Thanks though.
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>order from restaurant 5 minutes walk away
>takes 1 hour+ to be delivered
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>>26155205
>Mum got married to my dad when she was 19 and he was 30.

Your mum is a confirmed whore, sorry to break that to you.

Your dad is almost certainly a beta, just like you.
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>>26155176
Yes because telling everyone about a kid whose dad use to abuse them is banter right?
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>>26155205
That was good advice 30 years ago. You may be able to find a girl with daddy issues that age if you're attractive.
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>>26155152
lmao bullying only gets worse
if you can't hack it at school you'll never survive the workplace
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>>26155205
>Not going for Prime Student Pussy. PSP has always been the best handheld console anon.
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>>26155243
You remind me of a little bitch I knew at school. We spread a rumour that his dad had killed himself because of how disappointed he was in his son.
It was funny at the time and it's still funny now.
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>>26155218
>fights are a regular thing at my college
What sort of utter shithole college do you go to?
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>>26154806

Fuck off paki get out vermin.
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Lads does anyone like my shiny vaporeon?
It's completely legit as well and I finally got it to level 100.

Sorry for the shit quality
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>>26155205

That's not terrible advice if you've never really had a relationship before. There's nothing weird about a 20 year old dating a 26 year old.
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How long you reckon til you kill yourself?
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>>26155278
And now you're trying to act hard on r9k.

Worked well for you, didnt it?

Pussyboi
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>>26154358
This is the world you chose to live in.
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>>26155288
Guy on the far right's mum bought him those trousers when he was 14 and told him he'd 'grow into them' and that's why he now has issues with authority figures.
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>>26155298
What game is that? I haven't played since Black/White
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>>26155330
depends on the circumstances
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>>26155335
They're all on the far right anon?
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>>26155336
Pokemon x mate
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>>26155298
Excellent photo.
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>>26155205
Sounds like good advice, how much do you earn?

Isn't she basically saying let a young girl spend your money though?
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>>26155330
Still think I'm gunna need to wait for my parents to go to be able to go through with it

Oldfags out desu
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>>26155360
Keep wanting to get myself a 3DS but I also want an Xbone for that Halo nostalgia
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any qt twinks about?
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>>26155370
I only make 25k so she's not exactly suggesting a trophy wife.

But apparently a student would "look up to you".
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>>26155357
HAH. made me laugh anon
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>>26155392
Gayposters are here again, nice to hear from you guys.
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I have less and less reasons to wake up with every next day

its imminent
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>>26155384
I play on a 2ds, only cost me 100 quid with pokemon x ages ago.

Also got the halo 5 xbone console cheap as for Christmas, halo 5 is really disappointing.
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>>26155205
Sounds good to me mate I don't know why anyone would want to go for a girl older than age 21 anyway.

>I am assured it's ok because "girls are more mature".

On the contrary actually. When girls are 18-20 they are so desperate to feel 'mature' and 'grown up' that they are desperate for an older bf such as yourself. They of course are neither actually mature or grown up.

Easy pickings friendo.
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>>26155121
>>26155133
>>26155144
>>26155145

thanks lads

it's times like this britfeel feels pretty /comfy/
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>>26155396
Students are poor as fuck. I wouldn't trust one to be faithful though. I knew loads of girls with older bfs in uni who used to slag it up.

How would you even go about meeting a student when you're out of uni?
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>>26155278
I hate faggots like this that ruin the threads trying to "troll"
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>>26155422
Yeah not really that sold on Halo 5, MCC and the other downloadable 360 games are very tempting though
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>>26155406
hey :)

how are you? (:
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>>26155384

Don't bother, I have one with CFW and I still don't use it as there's no games worth playing on it
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should i watch the big short or creed?
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>>26155025
maybe you just need some new fap material
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>>26155422
why didnt you like halo 5?

i love it desu
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>>26155450
Not bad mate. You ever had any luck fishing for other gay lads in these threads?

Going to a pub quiz tonight, should be pretty comfy.
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>>26155332
>relating an amusing anecdote
>acting hard

You really are a wet lettuce.
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>>26155436
>How would you even go about meeting a student when you're out of uni?

Just sit outside uni in your Vauxhall Nova when all the students come out, blasting drum and bass to impress them. That's how the 23 year old chavs used to get 14 year old school girls round here so I guess it's the same sorta formula for uni students just with different ingredients.
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>>26150822

A real Briton would have burnt that mosque down already.
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>This year has started off perfectly, in the past 4 weeks I have never been so happy. New job, new friends, a new outlook on life. After the terrible year I had in 2015 I thought things would always be bad for me. I can't wait to go house hunting with Ryan (her bf) I hope the next 11 months will be as perfect as this one!

She is happy with her life now lads, another wasted opportunity, more crippling loneliness
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>>26155495
Nothing more boring than a woman (could stop this sentence here tbf) 's diary
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Lapto fan is broken

Thoughts on buying this?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Slim-L112B-Portable-6-Fans-Notebook-Cooling-Pad-Cooler-Mat-For-15-4-Laptop-UK-/151096357320?hash=item232e0b71c8:g:BB4AAOSwEK9UETAx
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>>26155436
Start frequenting student locations and act really cultured?

What 18 year old politics student wouldn't dream of an older cultured bf with a career?
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>>26155495
>a new outlook on life.

What does this shit even mean? Is it just a normie meme to seem deep?
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