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how man robots are stoned right now?
i am
stoned robot
checking in
High as fuck, reporting in as well.
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(this post is too low on QUALITY CONTENT)

i am just high on life, love.

>her name is Noel
>she rings my bell

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who /catshit/ here???
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>Cannabis Use, Abuse, and Dependence
>Cannabis Use and Risk of Lung Cancer
>Cannabis Use Steals 8 IQ Points from the Teenage Mind
>Decreased dopamine brain reactivity in marijuana abusers is associated with negative emotionality and addiction severity
>Effects of Marijuana Smoking on Pulmonary Function and Respiratory Complications
>The Health Effects of Marijuana
>Long and Short Term Effects of Marijuana Use
>Longtime Marijuana Use Linked With Decreased Motivation, Study Finds
>Marijuana May Cause Heart Problems in Young Adults
Not stoned, I've been drinking tho.
Honestly I've started preferring it
Only with vicodin, percocet, a couple Shiners, and some shit-tier wine. Trying to end my pain but it isn't working. Just making me really tired.
Was up all night drinking and smoking been napping and smoking my hang over away

Go to sleep, my man.
preferring weed or drinking?
listen to the dubs friend
fucking high as fuck it took me fucking forever to figure how to post that picture bruh
I can't get comfy enough to sleep. Got a varicocele and every position hurts except those so unrelaxed I can't fall asleep even on drugs.
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damn nigga
a little. trying to pace myself and I'm not keen on being really stoned when it's light outside
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Jesus. So sorry, my man. Nice dub-dubs at least :^)


What picture are you referring to? Are you OP? If so, why are you replying to yourself.
ay lmao

>Marijuana Said to Trigger Heart Attacks
>Marijuana Smoking Tied to Testicular Cancer
>Marijuana Use and Risk of Lung Cancer
>Persistent Cannabis Users Show Neuropsychological Decline from Childhood to Midlife
>Review of the Validity and Significance of Cannabis Withdrawal Syndrome
>Regular Marijuana Use Bad for Teens Brains
>Regular Pot Smokers Have Shrunken Brains, Study Says
>Respiratory Effects of Marijuana and Tobacco Use in a U.S. Sample
>Smoking Cannabis Can Lead to Manic Behaviour
>Teen Marijuana Use Linked with Schizophrenia
>Teens Who Smoke Weed Daily are 60% Less Likely to Complete High School Than Those Who Never Use
>The Terrible Truth About Cannabis
>If so, why are you replying to yourself.

this is intense, bro
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legalize it man. people need medicine. its nice to have.
im just that high
sorry mate, transplanted links and all
I prefer drinking it's just easier to do for me
you stupid faggot, it already IS medically available
Isn't this an expensive hobby? How do you fund this?
can you just give me the tldr man
Smoked a blunt to the face status reporting in.

If you don't blaze it 420 every day it's very affordable. Cheaper than getting drunk, at least on the west coast.
I make $1000 every 2 weeks. I buy $80-100 every 2 weeks. Last me the exactly 2 weeks
p.27 mate
>performance of students who lose legal access to cannabis improves substantially
If you get stoned then you're not a robot. Pot is the biggest normie drug.
>he makes literally 500 a week AKA a buck or two above minimum wage

brain damage

>literally a faggot

kill yourself my man
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marijuana saved my life, guise!
i hope you don't breathe air either because normies do too
did daddy smoke a little wacky stuff here and there, when he wasn't drinking?

Are your jammies rustled, robot friend?
meh, I already graduated and make enough to afford rent, food, entertainment and pot.
meh thats enough to live on where I am.
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going to vape some og kush senpai
>be drone
>get cucked

>500 a week is luxury
lrn 2 finance & personal savings

mfw t.hedonist cries

on a t- break atm. weed is really starting to fuck with my memory, so cooling off for a week or so.
mfw even insane drugawana advocates even agree water pipes are for faggots
>"surely, a break from a known neurotoxin will mean it'll give me my memory back"

Post a paystub faggot
*whips out dick*

pay 2 smoke this, bby ;)
Original comment. The expanding universe, ever daoing. Original enough for you?
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>tfw running out of weed and dont have any good connections
>hurr teh halucinations expanded my mind, mayne. now i need 2 worship de buddha an eastern shiiiet #whiteguilt #legalizeobama

pic is talking about actual mushrooms in bulk not trip faggotry, mate
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I'm casually smoking right now. Feels good man! Remember, the majority of /r9k/ is the type of person that would kill an animal, but still sneer at the thought of "doing those nasty drugs."
Honestly I've seen the getting high faggotry more than the tripping faggotry.
People always think smoking weed is some deeps spiritual experience like no you just sit on the couch and say dumb shit.
I don't get spiritual when I trip because I like to have fun, but hallucinogens are still more spiritual than weed.
exactly weed is just dumb. you gotta embrace the high
Will be getting blazed in about an hour with a couple of mates and will watch the cricket and tennis
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> tfw you really want to smoke but have no friends

just end it
>killing animals is morally wrong
brain damage

>weedz not spiritual
>but lsd sure is guise!

future addict and a normie on top

>falling for a meme
where do you live?
im not american but when i visited california i was offered weed by black people on several occasions near tourist areas.
drive to the nearest big city and walk around or something.
take some valiums first if you need it.
normie: u
north carolina, family
have you ever done either one of them? there is a definite difference you fucking idiot
yeah, the difference is you're twice the fag in one than in the other

>muh psychadelic enlightenment
you obviously haven't done either desu
ive done a good amount of psychedelics and i could see why people think its a spiritual experience
>be psychadelic shiteating faggot
>teh moon men tell us god stoned the ape man
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>smoking weed
>a drug which enhances mental issues, namely anxiety and schizophrenia

I get anxiety posting on 4chan, let alone blazing it
ive literally said i dont do it in a spiritual sense so idk what youre going on about
My high just died out. Now I'm filling my belly to go to sleep and lucid dream.
My dealer is finally selling the good shit again. Feels good man.
>"white guilt"

Back to /pol/ right now, autist
i only get anxious around other people when i'm high so that's not a problem for me, obviously. mostly i just become detached from the overwhelming feelings of sadness and fear which helps me feel better and also become more self aware.
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Smoking the last of my white russian.
Ive been high 24/7 for almost a year now.
Its been extremely awesome.


future schizophrenic

cognitive deficits
faggot currently
>gets hiv

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>tfw got terminal butt cancer
>tfw they removed 50% of my butt
>shovel ass
>tfw I took my ass home in a jar and buried it outside in the yard next to my dog
>tfw old yeller and old smeller
>ashamed everywhere I go cause body dysmorphia
>joined a sports team
>can never give 100%
>coach always telling me to stop half-assing it out there
>I dont know how much longer I can stand this
>just cant sit down and take it anymore
>cant seesaw with my daughter like I used too
>every time a rap song comes on and tells me to booty clap, I have to use my hands
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wait wh-
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What's the best weed for when you want to be happy but also have your body feel a bit relaxed? Not too relaxed though

Tried White Fire and it ended up being a mistake when I smoked too much. It felt like I was lobotomized and felt like I was gonna die from shock at any minute. I don't want to relive that experience but I also wanted to capture that one moments when I got stoned where everything was in its right place, like all of my anxieties and problems were gone.
>how man robots are stoned right now?


>inb4 robots can have gs too
>inb4 robots can have regular sex
>inb4 robots can be femanons
>inb4 robots can have social well paying jobs
>inb4 robots can regularly post on reddit
>inb4 robots can be taller than 6'4 & handsome
>inb4 robots can be rich and confident too!
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I don't smoke at college, only when I'm back home with my childhood friends. Makes it more meaningful and comfortable. I can't wait for summer.
If you get anything from a dealer and they tell you a strain, whatever they say is highly improbable.
I don't know strains much, but I feel like a sativa/indica hybrid with more sativa would get what you want.
>go to a party
>get drunk as fuck
>everyone is passed out
>figure I'll go to sleep too
>as soon as I try to fall asleep some random guy walks in with 5g
>me and some other guys roll 4 joints
>go to the bathhouse
>+80 degrees in there
>we light a joint and pass it to each other
>this happens with all 4 joints
>take like 10 hits overall
>whole place reeks of weed and smoke
>exit the bathhouse
>feel totally fucked up
>can't even move or think
>just find a place to sit down and stay there for what feels like eternity
>when I close my eyes, it feels like I'm watching Batman cartoons
>5 hours pass this way
I think it depends on how you appear in your social group.
I can easily think of an example of a rich person.
The guy who was the heir of Johnson and Johnson made a movie about calling everyone out for being a giant fucking faggot and he said hes now a social outcast because of doing that.

Take the olsen twins, whitney houston, miley cyrus.
Just because you have money, beauty, confidence, doesnt mean you aren't a fucked up degenerate.
People just look the other way when you can pay them off.
bout to finish this g of Golden Goat
pic related
how so? i smoke alone in my room. i don't buy weed irl so at no point do i interact with other people except when i browse high once in a while.
>tfw you needs friends to have connections
Not really.
If you go to uni then just ask around campus if anyone can hook you up. Every dealer is happy to have one more customer to him.
Always make sure to have someone with you when you buy the first time, so you don't get ripped off.
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pick one
>still using meme-weed
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if you live in a large city you could always try CL
or a DNM if you don't
I'm throwing everything I have tomorrow. I can't do this anymore. These two years I've gone through many problems, and I thought weed was helping me get through it. In truth, it was just another issue among the many that I have.
I'm setting out to be a better person, and I thought I could sneak in a couple of bowls every now and then, but I can't.
It's been fun, but this is the end.
>not using neet status to get a card
Its like you dont even have any disabilities that qualify!
Imagine that!
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>not using neet status to get a card
>Its like you dont even have any disabilities that qualify!
a few states (including Colorado) don't give out cards for non physical conditions
At 17 I smoked for the first time with my now brother-in-law and his friend on the back porch of this friend's mother's house. It was a poorly rolled blunt and I didn't really feel much until the following weekend when I smoked again. This time it was out of a Two-liter waterfall bong. I chalked the first session out to me smoking incorrectly, but there isn't a wrong way to fill a bottle with water, and then fill it with smoke as the water evacuates - I was taking entire lungfuls of smoke in from this waterfall. I was ripped before the bowl was even packed for my second attempt of the evening. I was awash with associations - making logical connections between abstract ideas to cultivate further knowledge. I found myself enamored with life, all of its aspects.

Before I was 17 I was a "troubled kid." I got in trouble in school not for acting out in class (I loved learning and was always an A student) but for just generally being a dick. Every emotion that guides a child through their day were baffling to me. I understood hunger, pain, pleasure, and greed. As a coping mechanism I developed thinking those were the motivators for everyone led to skewed perceptions of my peers, and of humanity as a whole. When we talked about god in catholic school I just tuned it out as "something unimportant." When doing something that hurt someone around me - as long as I could claim innocence - it elated me. I completely failed to empathize with this child I was around every day, just because I thought it would be funny to make him shit his pants. And I did. I was a bully with zero moral compass - living only until my next whim or fancy took my interest. I got away with all of it because in schools as long as your targets are common targets, you have the back of the group with you when you start pushing the assholes (read:anyone). As an adult the name ugly name I had to use in the court system was "Disassociative Schizophrenic."

That name basically excused every shitty thing I ever did, because I was a schizophrenic prone to delusion and with a staggering reality complex. I should say though, when your subconscious actively tries to talk to you with hallucinations and transportations it can be super cool, or an introspective nightmare.

I smoke weed now medicinally because it helps me bridge ideas that seemed too foreign. I understand people better, I know how to interact with them far better - I've become sociable, even. When I was baked I thought again of my old list of motivations, hunger, pain, pleasure, and greed; they seemed like an incomplete vocabulary and I was astonished at the range of human emotion. I had been confined to this narrow window of perception, only able to see within my range of ability and experience - and smoking blew that window wide open. I can grind gears and churn through situations and try to figure out how I should feel about things. I conceptualized the death of a friend recently - he isn't dead - but in one of my delusions he was, and for the first time in my life I knew what it meant to miss someone. I had never longed to be with anyone "Just to be with them" ever before. Spooky shit like that happened for the next few years - smoking on the reg almost every day.

Marijuana opened my damaged mind and through/with it I like to believe I'm growing into a better person. Why I need to be a better person I haven't figured out, something about self-actualization or trying to just be better than everyone else. While sober I feel like a machine operating alongside much more functional machines, and I experiment each day learning how to move them myself, and make them behave.
you know like 20 states have medical use
you retarded faggot

I mean being a neet, you should know this information.
You should know everything because you have nothing else to do but learn.

>severe pain;
>muscle spasms
>physical conditions

My weed doc wrote one for me. Its honestly more of a tax than anything.
this is how that question goes with my doctor

>"But do how do you know I really need this?"
Well you said youre in pain and it makes you uncomfortable and youre an addictive person and suicidal.
Thats enough for me. I want you to be able to enjoy life and not be in pain. If I didnt give you this, Id have pain pills for you and youd abuse those and possibly OD. You determine your pain level not me. My only concern is you dont OD. People give out opiods freely. Opiods are addictive and very powerful and harsh on your body. Weed for the most part, users find that they can lower the dosages of their pain meds and allow their body's own pain tolerance to handle the pain itself with the boost from weed.

you can't be a stoner and a robot
no exceptions

If you want sustainability, either buy larger amounts and move some of it yourself - or be stuck paying retail price.

Shitty price of great bud in my area: $60 for 3.5g - That's $17.14 per gram. and isn't out of the scope of pay-ability but absolutely the ceiling of my shopping limit. Any more than that and I'll just go through someone else.

You start being a sustainable smoker by having weed on hand that isn't necessarily all yours. I buy a qp at a time, it's 4 ounces and when I'm buying at that weight at ~265/ounce I'm spending a little over $1,000 for more weed than I personally ever need.

The thing is, I have friends that smoke weed - friends I've known for years. I don't let these friends ever know I have as much weed as I do, as far as anyone who associates with me I "know a guy." So I pay 1050 for 4 ounces, which works out to me paying $9.37 per gram. All the friends I trust get $10 grams and they have instructions NOT to give my phone number to anyone who is looking for weed. My friends act as middlemen between "My guy" and whoever is trying to buy.

So customer calls one of their friends (who is also my friend) and customer wants a quad - 7g. I sell my friend the going rate of $10 and then they try to sell that 7g for $90 ($12.88/g). $20 profit right there, half goes to me, half goes to friend/middleman.

My name is only ever used by the four or five people that move for me, and nobody beneath them know me - but they've all heard of "My guy."

I do have heavy shady drug connections, but it's kind of a buyers market for pot in quantity and I've managed to only get fucked over once. I got robbed over an ounce at gunpoint but I tend to steer very clear of drama.

It's sustainable. I saved up 1,000, and by not being a fuckhead and by refusing to pay before I'm sure I'm not getting faked I've kept this venture going for over three years now, and I've always turned a profit.
So what happened to the anti-weed posters here? They're sobbing like infants. Are they /pol/tards, angry and bitter shut-ins, or maybe they were just never brave enough to try it?

Must be some sour, sour grapes for them to be shitposting as intensely as they do.
I fucking wish, so hard to find.

Sobriety is bullshit

Look at all these feels over here

Oh shit look at that feel under the table

Lift up the toilet seat
>"You will never experience a happy youth"

Open a box of chocolate
>"Its only downhill from here"
I've tried it, was not impressed.

Here's your (you), now grow up.
>Acting like you're above responding
>Still respond anyways

Nice b8 m8

ITT Neetfags arguing you shouldn't seek anything in life besides qtgf, or give up on contributing to the world.

If a drug could make the spergest sperg a chill dude to hang out with, only that sperg's spergness keeps it from happening.

Can't find weed in your area/can't be fucked to do some actual asking around?

Go to colorado and just buy some. It'll be legal as fuck so you don't have to anxiety about breaking the law - it's locally sourced product from licensed and reputable growers, and retailers. Buy a pre-rolled joint, and "just because you haven't smoked anything before" you probably end up coughing, but with any luck everything around you will just be more... tolerable. Like the decaying sidewalk and the cracks in the road are just totally okay things where they are and you shouldn't worry about the eventual degradation of the road/society. Everything will be just peachy - and then an exciting thing happens. While you were just having a very important and thought provoking thought - a hunger strikes you, and all of a sudden the wide world of food stretches before you and it all sounds so good, and you just want it. There's nothing wrong with ripping into a bag of chips after you smoke and demolishing it before you noticed.

And eventually, it kind of fades off. You're left with the memories of all those happy things you noticed, and that maybe not in the grand scheme of life is 100%, for a while you got to chill out and feel pretty good about things anyways.
bunch of degenerate normies.
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with disposable income.

how far do you have to stretch your neetbux to supply your tendie addiction?
Been smoking qwiso all week.I'm so sick of washing trim. Hoping someone comes through with better shit to wash
Every hear the story of the Fox and the Sour Grapes?
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