>tfw I have a cute Asian gf It's kind of ironic how

>>26146275

a likely story. 3/10, 3 points for oc picture.

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>>26146309
She's cute and all but meh. I don't like her. I'll post pictures of her though.

>>26146275
How is that irony?

Also implying I want an Asian to racemix with

>>26146275
>Asian
>Not wanting pure aryan.
>Liking slit eyed gooks

>>26146343

she looks very lonely.

>>26146275
Get off my fucking board fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

timestamp that shit

I can go on random ass girls facebook and screen cap some dumbass profile pic

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>>26146349
Because you all would die for an Asian gf and here I am a failed normie with an Asian gf and I don't even want her. I wish she would just leave.

i'm not sad because other people have things i want
i'm sad because i don't have them
i'm actually glad that others are happy

>>26146386
How the hell am I going to time stamp it? It's not like I can tell her I'm posting here

>>26146404
>>26146275
>>26146343
you dont want her, and nether do i, cus she looks liek a ten year old boy. she obviously has not tits and no ass, and i bet shes boring a fuck too. nobodys jealous, retard.

I wish I could become friends with an Asian girl, and an Asian guy as well, then I can set them up with each other and help save their race from extinction. Then I could be a close family friend that their children call uncle gaijin or something.

>>26146275
you fucking normie i fucking hope you get run over by a car and die.you have a beautiful asian gf and you come here to 4chan to brag about her and even have the balls to say you don't want her?i fucking hope you die you shithead

Keep throwing baits, it looks like these are good waters OP.

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>>26146443
You're obviously jealousy kek she's exactly the type of bitch you all want. But I Find her annoying.

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>>26146275
>>26146343
>>26146404
shes cute but does she have an ass or tits at least.... that is what is most important.

>>26146275
>>26146343
>>26146404
Are you going to post nudes or am I wasting my time f5ing this thread

TbH I don't want an Asian gf. They look like boys.

Meh, I'm not even a robot so I don't put gooks on a pedestal. I am jelly that you are getting laid though. I haven't gotten some since last Feb.

>>26146452
She is pretty and cute but honestly after I cum I come back to the realization of how annoying and needy she is.

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>>26146489
She's curvier than the average Asian girl

>>26146487
nope. see >>26146443
and actually read it this time. kinda grossed out at your taste desu.

>>26146602
Well at least you can see what I see. Everytime I Wakeup and see this bitch next to me I want to punch her in the nose.

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>>26146589
>She's curvier than the average Asian girl
yet ur not posting her body. not even her ass


whatever faggot.

>m-muh precious gf is too pure for body pictures!

lol youll get cucked. watch.

>>26146421

>he can't prove that he's dating a human being

just time stamp anything to prove you have a GF because I doubt it

>>26146638
I don't like her but I'm not going to disrespect her like that

>>26146620
are u melbourne? because you sound like an old bud of mine who is also asian but hates that only asians are attracted to him.

>>26146642
What could be proof though?

>>26146646

how is it disrespectful if she'll never find out?

>>26146658
Nope I'm white. I never had yellow fever but I got with her because she's cute. I never thought about domestic violence until I met this bitch.

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>>26146448
This is some weird bait

>>26146661

>text messages, proving she's your GF
>articles of clothing, timestamped
>maybe a fucking picture that isn't literally a facebook profile pic

she's supposedly your fucking GF, stop making excuses

>>26146679

shut the fuck up

you're only convincing teenagers and underaged faggots until you do this >>26146697

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>>26146697
Ok here are some of her little gay cosplay outfits she wears

>>26146871

still not jealous

i'm only convinced you have a little sister

by articles of clothing I meant ones that she was wearing in the pictures posted

>>26146669
Because I'd feel bad about it

OP, I'm curious.
Why do you stay in a relationship you don't want?

I always justified it as a means to appear normal. without a gf I just do not feel normal.

>>26146948
Because I don't think I can find a better girl. She's annoying but at least she can get my dick hard.
>>26146929
Those are the only clothes I have of hers. We don't live together so idk what else you want.

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>>26147011

alright

here's my GF

she's a fucking retard though

see how easy this is

fuck off

>>26147011
interesting.

yeah, you should probably stick with her then.

Just don't be like me and try to go head over heels with some other girl who ends up leaving you within like a month but you already slash and burned your ties with your other gf before you were established.

fuck me.

Irony is not the correct word.

>>26146871
this literally only proves that you get off on dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl (poorly) and wanking your shit in the mirror

>>26147068
Yeah but I can reverse image search that and stuff comes up

>>26147092

how bout I put some pixels in there and you try again

I'll literally paypal you 5 bucks if you come up with irrefutable evidence that she's your GF

>>26147110
I dont know why it matters so much to you kek
if you want the bitch you can have her.
>>26147079
yeah im going to stick with her. I dont want to give up an unlimited supply of pussy. even if i have to hear her high pitched naging all day.

>>26147165

>why does this matter

because you're an obnoxious spazz trying to flaunt your imaginary GF before a horde of pathetic neckbeards

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>Tfw not even a bait can save you from your boredom

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>>26147190
She's not imaginary. I just thought it was funny that you guys dream about Asian gfs and I actually have a pretty asian gf and I couldn't give two shits about her.
>>26147090
I definately don't use period pads and Panda ear muffs

>>26147290
Why do you think any of us give a shit. There's billions of people with Asian gf's.

>>26147290

>let's raid my sister's bathroom

Pathetic

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Plot twist, what if the poster is actually the asian girl?

>>26146871
She cosplay's as a jew camp victim?

>>26147290
Lmao how much longer are you gonna waste your time convincing us OP

It's obvious you're trying to bait us and failing miserably so idk why you persist.

>>26147290
Stfu and post more of your semondemon

>>26147386

then she'd have a FUCKING timestamp next to her face

still waiting on OP, got a crisp fiver for ya if u ever do deliver

I mean, I have a pair of panties that I ganked from the laundromat that I fap into occasionally, doesn't mean I have a hot GF living with me nomsayin?

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>>26147333
You care because I have what you all want but I don't want it. She even has the personality you all fawn over. She's a dime a dozen to me.

>>26147500
post text messages faggot

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>>26147500

Assuming this is true (obv false), what do you get out of posting this?

>>26147386
it's a fucking lovedoll

>>26147580
attention, something he holds dear, something you're all feeding him.

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>>26147543
Fine ok here u are

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>>26147599

Fuck you might be right.

I've been fooled

>>26147580
Idk just bored. I want to talk about how tired of her I am.

>>26147631

I'm not even close to 100% there but I'll give you some credit for trying so hard

>>26147643
it's obviously fucking plastic get your eyes fixed retard
either that or she's caked in literally an inch of makeup in that case who would want this dishonest whore at all?

>>26147631
>money grubbing
She is an asian!

>>26147676
heh and i have to pay for 100% of everything but at least shes "submissive"

>>26147276
Just give it up, OP. I know this is you.

>want a flat screen
>can't get a flat screen or even a tv for some reason
>OP Is laughing and bragging about a flat screen he doesn't even want
>OP doesn't realize I don't want a tv just to have one, but to enjoy having it and use it for watching enjoyable shows on

>>26146589
>>26146487
I believed you for a while there op. I really thought you had obtained the dream. But then I saw these two photos. Why is her hand in the same weird gripping position in both of them? It makes sense for holding her glasses, but not for the other one.


OP IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT. MOVE ALONG

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>>26147599
>>26147599
>>26147599
>>26147599
HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIT IT'S FUCKING TRUE

>>26147631
>materialistic
>bad engrish
checks out but I think I know why you don't want her

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>>26147709
Sound like fun, I envy you.

>>26147709
If true I feel for you senpai, why are you still w/ her?

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>>26147906
Because I'm not going to get any better
>>26147778
I'm sorry to crush your dreams but she's real unfortunately

Holy shit op is a massive section 8 fake ass bitch nigguh please end yourself you gorilla

what nationality
I'm only asking for information's sake

>>26147997
She's Japanese/Thai

>>26147997
betting 10 bucks on Korean or immigrant Chinese.

>>26146646
>posting all of these pictures and claims he doesn't want to disrespect her
Lmao. You already are disrespecting her. I'll fap anyway even though she's pretty ugly, just to be an asshole.

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>>26147969
Some words of wisdom for you, money grubbin' hos are just gonna fuck yo shit up before cucking you.

>if real

>>26148011
oh poop, i was guessing viet. I was wrong

>>26148022
I'm going to stick with her because with my looks and income I really won't get any better

>>26148043
post your bod/face hoe

>>26146275

Asian women are not attractive, at all.

>>26147969
M8, I know gooks usually look a bit plastic, but that's a doll.

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>>26147969
can you make her do a peep sign
would b cool desu she already really really likes the hand pose anyway. thanks senpai

>>26147969
How much is it? The love doll?

>>26147290
what the fuck are those purple things?

>>26147631
"It's not very cheap here"

So, it's long distance, you met her online, you buy her stuff/send money, while she's fucking dudes in her own country.

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>>26148062
Nope she's as real as hell is hot

>>26148043
At least put your foot down or something.

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>>26146448
uderr8ed post

>>26148099
not really bro but decent
also how do you keep getting dubs

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>>26148099

Give us something more convincing op.

Many doubts she's actually human at all and even more doubt she's your gf.

>>26148116
Because only an idiot like yourself would think she's a love doll

>>26148153
She's a blowup doll, asshole. I don't know why you can't see that.

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>>26148191
Sorry brah she's a real girl

>>26148211
Post pictures of her nude, so we know for sure.

>>26148211
holy shit, asian girls color the inside of their eyelids.. ? wtf

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>>26148241
Yes they do actually

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>>26148211
>he bought TWO realdolls just to look convincing

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>>26148300
Her friend is a bit ugly to be a real doll
>>26148235
Nah it wouldn't be right

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>>26148096
We were in a long distance relationship at the time. She's moved near by now....what a mistake.

>>26148325
>implying that wouldn't be the perfect cover up
also why not post pictures of you and her? you can cover up your face if you want, she just looks vacant as hell and the horrible quality isn't helping senpai

>>26148211
>>26148241
>>26148286
its all girls kv's

>>26148359

Posting pic of you and her would be far more convincing op. Just go in paint and wipe your face off or something.

You guys are getting baited, yesterday someone was posting these pics saying she was Japanese Chinese and that he wanted to marry her. Not Thai and that he wishes she'd leave. Might even be the same person, the guy yesterday seemed like he had mental problems. Anyways, didn't stick around then and won't now, have fun.

>>26148431
I tried to image hash two images from here on desustorage, no matches.

Point out the reposts or give me some searchable text for desustorage.

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>100 replies of people falling for this shit

i'd say bravo to OP, but /r9k/s just a bunch of mongoloids kek

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Last picture of the bitch before I go to bed. I just remembered I have to get up at 7am to take the stupid cunt grocery shopping.

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>>26148626
It's sad that you have so little human interaction that you can't even tell the difference between a girl and a real doll

What's wrong with her mouth? It's like permanently pouted open, looks very weird

>>26148647
>eyes black and empty
>same dumb lip pose in every picture
>same dumb hand poses
>literally no character about her
It'd be insulting to say she's a real human bean, I'm saving OP humiliation by insisting she's fake

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>>26148689
Show me a picture of a real doll making facial expression such as this and your claim will be valid. Actual humans can move their jaws and lips. You would know that if you went outside.
>>26148099

>>26148731
where's that pic of you and her at senpai? since you're together it would be CRAZY not to have a couple pictures together, right. absolutely crazy

>>26148731
>making the same face as in all the other pictures
k

>>26148757
I'm really curious to see these real dolls that can change facial expressions and have eye and jaw movement

>>26148768
Show me a real doll moving her mouth and eyes in the same way then

>tfw jungle asian gf
>tfw i know robots despise them compared to Japanese and Koreans
>tfw she makes a shit load of money

Give us a picture of you and her faggot.

>>26148778
who knows what new technology nippon comes up with next? it's also not hard to buy various heads with different expressions of the same doll for posing purposes. now where dem pics at mane

couple selfie when

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>>26148812
Show me a real doll whose face wrinkles up when she smiles. You can't because they don't exist. If a real doll like this exists you can be assured that I couldn't afford it kek

>>26148838
She's really cute, a Korean for sure.

I would die for that skin color.

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>>26148838
>getting this defensive over comparing a woman to a doll

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>>26146871
>implying those aren't yours
>jewish star

>>26148838
I'm guessing you're not her boyfriend then? otherwise you'd have posted you and her together, in each others arms. you probably dont even know her, sucks man but maybe you'll end up with her one day

>>26148849
>korean
She's chinese bro, maybe even taiwanese

>>26148904
taiwan is the real china

>>26147631
HAHAHAHAHA OMG UR A MASSIVE MONEY KEK WITH NO SOCIAL SKILLS

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>>26148904

Still no picture of you and her

kek

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>>26148901
Think what ya want. I gotta get to bed.
Last pic for you guys to fap to. Peace.

>>26148969
does this mean she's not your gf

>>26146275
That mosaic effect looks like it's from a Huawei handset. Does she happen to use an Ascend series phone?

>>26146275
welcome to azn gfs

>>26148211
aight thhanks for this pic she has a shit tier nose and terrible lips jesus christ why are you even posting here

>>26146275
OP mine is 18 and is a 5 to 7 depending on your view of attractive, I think 6 to 7 depending on the day
But its cool because I have a buddy who also says she loves me and jerks me off half the time, then ask if I want to spend the night
Its a good feel

>>26148904
so northern china?
i'm chinese too but shitskin

>>26148962
lmao dumbcunt im not OP

>>26149236
All chinese is shitskin no need to tell me twice