They got bored so they expect me to ride my bike over to thier

you both type like fucking retards

>>26146205

Say you'll go over if she gives you a blowjob.

Forget this roastie, OP dont bike over there just go to bed

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She just asked if you wanted to hangout, don't be autistic.

>>26146267
I'm not going over there

>>26146274
No fuck that shit. If she wanted to hang out she could of told me a lot earlier. She got bored.

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>>26146205
I'm curious, what makes you so "entertaining" to her? Are you just a typical funny guy or a high ranking social caste?

>>26146281
good. fuck that bich.

>inb4 OP succumbs to his oneitits and bikes miles in the cold dark just to get cucked

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>maryam

>>26146306
Yeah I'm funny. Or atleast she fucking laughs at every single one of my jokes

>>26146322
>Or atleast she fucking laughs at every single one of my jokes

Bro she's into you. If she wants you to come over at 1AM then she wants to fug.

>>26146342
Yeah lmao she's so into me that when I told her I liked her she says she only sees me as a friend

>>26146252
this is the correct answer op, do this, you might even get it

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>>26146322
Aight then, it's settled. Just go over there. It's gonna be a step towards getting laid and you're gonna die one day so fucking take the chance. This is probably the only time in your life you'll get a chance to do something like this. Go. Now.

>>26146357
Might, but he won't. She'd lie for weed because she's a scum-sucking road whore. She'll ruin his life.

>>26146355
dude don't tell her you like her just fug her lmao
girls fug guys they don't even like all the time

I want to just send her a message saying fuck you but I know the last thing I should do right now is show I Care.

Bumpbumpbumpgtjjfdjtfh

>>26146385
that's quite a depressing thought.

Lmao best part is lmao she already probably forgot about me and the conversation and everything while I'm sitting here cuz that shit fucked up my night

>>26146205
>yall
>weed
>lmao

Are you a nigger?

>>26146884
No but fuck you

oh my god OP seriously just ask her what she actually wants from you
it's either that or you sit at home in an autistic frenzy unaware of anything that could actually be going on

there's two reasons why she might want you over
1. she wants to fug you
2. she wants to hang with her friend

there's little chance she's using you and if you enjoy spending time with her than you're more likely to get a postive result than a negative one so fucking man up and talk to her and ask her why.
jesus fucking christ

If she is alone go over, if other people are there fuck that

>>26146937
No she's cucking him. Nobody enjoys spending time with women for the sole purpose of friendship. She probably wants to talk to him about her boy troubles.

>>26146937
Ps no girl asks to hang out at 1 am in the morning unless she wants to fuck you or needs someone she's close to. Especially considered she's either drunk/stoned your mind tends to go to one person, and that person is you.

I could be misreading this, she could be a complete whore and you're one of 10 people she's messaged already to see who's in but hey I'm trying here

>>26147008
nice try fgt but i am grill and i have some knowledge of how these things go

>>26147010
>needs someone she's close to
aka a beta orbiter.

>>26147030
You don't understand that no guy wants to get cucked. for all you know she wants to talk about how chad totally rejected her for another stacie.
Also fuck off this board.

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>>26147064
>>26147097
neither of you have honestly no idea what she wants to talk about and neither do i, you're jumping to assumptions based on your own beta bias

God, she texts like an enormous cunt.

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>>26147122
dude... WHAT THE FUCK shes high and she wants to fuck you fcking moron... doesnt matter how long u have to pedal, pussy is pussy idiot

All I'm saying she's been smoking weed since the goddam morning and if she wanted to hang out and smoke she had 12 fucking hours to text me. She texted me at 1 am because she got fucking bored of doing whatever the fuck they were doing and she knew I'm her beta orbiter so she thought I would jump on my bike and fucking bike over there at 1 am so I could entertain her. That's what happened

op, just ignore her.

you can sometimes break the friendzone, but it usually never happens.

you already confirmed she friendzoned you as well.

>>26147195
"aye u still up"?
"ill slide threw if u want chill"

it's obvious she wants to fuck you dude.

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To all the people who thinks she wants to fuck me. This was from 3 weeks ago.

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>>26147252
>confessing over text

>>26147252
she seems like a really terrible person desu.

poisonous. cut that shit out of your life.

Not liking someone is fine, but she really lacked any emotion there

>>26147252
HAH OH GOD DUDE JUST GET OUT MAN
LEAVE

PEDAL TO the pussy

>>26147277
She really is poison

>>26147252
you must not be very attractive lad

>>26146379
This is the most reasonable post in this thread

>>26147319
Yeah guess not. She called me short and ugly to my face a couple of times

>>26147367
jesus christ dude get out of there

OP it's good to see someone getting self respect for themselves. Good on ya

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>>26147252
Women change their minds all the fucking time. Despite what the landwhale propaganda will try to make you believe, "no" doesn't always mean "no," at least in the context of trying a date.

Girls will PURPOSELY reject people in an effort to make themselves feel like they have a high social standing. She probably still sees you as an option but wants to know how hard you'll try for her. You can bump up your appeal by showing you want to push things further.

You can ignore all of this but in a few weeks you'll see her with some ugly ass, basic motherfucker and think to yourself, "damn that coulda been me."

>>26147367
I don't believe it. She likes you, and wants your D but enjoys that you believe her insults. Now you must insult her back and then kiss and fuck her

>>26147400
She is the only girl I've ever talked to. I literally can't even think about other girls because I don't know any. She is a terrible person but I fell for her and I can't get her out of my mind

>>26147437
Well if she is playing stupid childish shit like that then I don't want her anyways. Fuck that dumb bullshit. And if all girls are like that then I'd rather die alone.

>>26147252
judging from all that nigger langauge she probably has or will be BLACKED so no loss

>>26147473
Girls fuck you around, its the reality. They don't want to be easy and what is romance without tension and friction? What is a story without conflict? She wants you to say fuck this and overwhelm her.

>>26146205

>type like fucking idiots
>junkies

You're both worthless shits and the world would be better without you.

>>26147441
Poo in loo poo in loo poo in loo poo in loo poo in loo

>>26147603
>smoke weed
>junkies

Wew lad

>>26146297

You're autistic. She's contacted you at 1am to offer you drugs and to "hang out" and your response is to be a sperg cunt back.

You're a clueless mother fucking idiot

>>26147252

>confessing in s text message in a society where you're supposed to hook up first and fuck a few times but instead you're such an OMEGA you went full retard and now you're trying to claim she's the one in the wrong

You really are a fucking moron. Punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can and never let yourself fuck up this badly again

3 weeks ago was 3 weeks ago. The window of opportunity opens and closes randomly, because bitches be crazy. It was definitely open tonight. The window might be closed again tomorrow.