Just bought this motherfucker for secondary home defense jus

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Take some kav magra it'll help that shit is made to kill the other person

>>26143894
Why not just get a bat or something? It probably would of been cheaper. Plus you can modify it by putting nails in it or something.

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>>26144832
That will break the bat

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>>26144878
No it wont anon do you even DIY?

>>26143894
Congrats on buying a fancy demo hammer, got to keep them anime figures safe.

>>26144916
You said nails, not boring spikes into it

Two totally different things

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>>26144878
I modified mine a year ago, it's fine and normal. I chose the non-stick route though

>>26144927
Well this is an anime imageboard, but disregarding that your shitty attempt at a witty comment shows how retarded you are. Kindly leave, adults are talking

>>26144916
God damn that is menacing.
Good work, anon.

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>>26144956
>Anime image board
Did I hit too close to home? Who wants to steal your waifu pillow anyways?

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>>26144956
Again that is not nails but you did reinforce the bat as you would historically with a mace plus I made a mistake and didn't notice the gif until you pointed it out, sorry man geez who ripped your ass open last night

>>26143894
Nice meme tool.

>>26145085
Edit that's a metal bat not a wood one plus once you swing you're committed to that swing leaving you open for an attack

>>26144878
No it wont. If you're worried about splitting the bat, drill out pilot holes.

>>26144916
>>26144956
If a jury sees this as evidence while you're pleading self defense you're so fucked

>>26144832


>a bat is cheaper than a crowbar

aspies, ladies and gentlemen

>>26145137
If its a cheap bat (like many that are used in home defense) too many nails -more than four- too close together will crack and put pressure on the bat after two to five swings the cracks will get bigger plus all the guy has to do is either get out of the way and tackle the guy or grab the bat and yank it out of his hands

>>26145197
yeah, people arent allowed to protect themselves anymore

>>26145280
Depends on where you live 2bh
Also it makes you look like you're waiting for the chance to use it
Better to have something like a regular bat that you could claim was in your closet or whatever

>>26145252
yeah, no shit, sherlock. you wont be able drive that many "too close together" because it will split the bat depending on how you're going into the grain.
That's why you space them out at different angles

you're obviously an expert in nail-bat combat, you should know this.

>>26143894
I don't think Chads burgle. I think that's more of a robot thing tbqh famjam

>>26145409
Not an expert in nail bat combat just know how to out maneuver a person who just woke up, plus different angles won't work even then also 16 penny nails are cheap and you can get a lot of them and different angles will actually make it worse now in done I said my two cents I'm dropping the topic.

>being a pussy not owning a machete

>>26145734
shit reach. A muscle-bound towering chad would make mincemeat of you

>>26145798
>would be you

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