what's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

masturbated with a hairbrush up my ass to gay porn. Used butter as lube.

Needless to say that wasnt pleasant experience

>>26142721
ur mum

delete this thread now fuccboi

rubbed my dick all over my dad's gfs clean underwear and put them back in the drawer

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>get comfy in bed one night
>suddenly extremely itchy asshole
>like REALLY damn itchy
>just washed my hands, don't wanna scratch it
>wearing old pair of mom's panties
>decide to wipe with those
>kick them off in bed, wipe and rip at my asshole with the panties till the itching stops
>it's too dark to see, can barely see hand in front of my face
>out of curiosity, bring panties close to my face and inhale
>breathe in nothing but pure, unfiltered shit

in the end the joke was on me, had to get out of bed to throw the underwear away anyways
>mfw my mom found them and asked me about it

i told her the truth and we laughed about it, thankfully my mom and i shoot the shit all the time and it wasn't awkward at all

>>26142955
KEK please tell me you're male

>>26143027
yes, I also have more shit related stories involving me mum if anybody's interested.

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i fucked a begal, glazed it in my seed and ate it

did not taste good at all

>>26142721
jacked off with a toothbrush up my ass

>>26143143

>yes, I also have more shit related stories involving me mum if anybody's interested.

Oh, boy! Let's hear 'em!

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>be in middle school
>hate normies whores who put make up in toilet and fix their hair in front of the mirror there
>arrive 40 mins before my first class
>wonder in the recreation area which is absolutely deserted
>feel the need to defecate
>say why not go into the ladies toilet to do it
>go in and see no girls is there
>take my poo in the loo
>think with horror than in 30 mins some normies whore will go in this toilet to put make up
>take some toilet paper and put some of my poo poo inside
>put some of my poo on the mirror, on the wall, on the toilet door
>thrilled as I imagined normies girls seeing this just when they prepared themselves to put make up and fix their hair
>go in class
>go out of class and hear the whole middle school talk about it
>normies whores btfo

I know some of you won't believe it, but I can assure you I really did it.

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>>26142802
>yfw after you cum

I hate cleaning up after I cum

>>26143176
I use Greek Yogurt as cream cheese because cream cheese is way more expensive

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>>26143384 Fembot, >i know some of you wont believe it

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>>26143410
>tfw the blood gets absolutely everywhere and you spend 4 hours cleaning for a 4 minute escape from boredom

>>26143511
I'm not a fembot, I have a penis, this was the point of this line ;
>say why not go into the ladies toilet to do it

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>be me 10 years old
>heading to my teachers house for violin lessons
(she is a fucking bitch with bad breath problems)
> walking by the street a fucking pigeon shits on my cute lil girl tails.
>get in her studio, and my hair is full of bird crap
> she will be back in a minute, is taking care of her baby
>no ones watching
>put some of the pigeon shit of my head into her coffee cup.
>bitch gets in and starts drinking
>past 1 hour, grab my shit and get the fuck out
>next day early her husband calls home telling Mrs Marian is under medical care for some horrible intoxication, and she passed out last night and she won't be available.

I've heard that pigeons are like flying diseases.

>>26143633
Yeah, it's definitely not that great. I decided I was just done with it. I got a fake pussy and that's all I got now. It is a lot better to just get my rocks off in a different and better way. Now with the fake pussy it makes more normal masturbation seem more enticing so there is really no need to do any of that other weird shit. I don't know, I guess you are gay right? Well that's different then. I feel like Baron Harkonnen out of the Dune series. I wish I did not have this personality trait.

Just a few:
>shit on aunt's carpet, pick it up and throw it in he toilet
>smacked a turd on wall in a Denny's bathroom, it stuck
>drank my own piss
>frequently eat cereal while shitting
>eat my own cum
>dissected my own feces like it was science when I was in middle school
>fingered my ex-gf's butthole all the time

Masturbate while on my period then left the blood to dry under my nails and fingers.

Masturbated with piss.

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>Friend and his family are on vacation
>Has little sisters
>Asked me to watch their house
>Steal a pair of his little sister's panties
>Fap into them and throw them in the trash

I regret it

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>>26142721
>steal yoga pants from cousin
>smells like shit where crotch area was

I'm not sure what I was expecting

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I'm still ashamed of this one, I would never do something like this again. It's animalistic and takes perversion to an entirely new level

>Friend of mine is staying at my house for a week
>She was at the time, leaving to another state for college
>One night she enters my room and tells me she's going out to meet a "friend" (aka go fuck some guy at 11pm)
>Tell her fine but I was actually really pissed because I thought we were about to fuck
>I've been wanting to get this girl for like 2 years
>She leaves and never comes back for a few weeks
>Assume she was arrested or whatever because she doesn't even answer my calls or anything
>Enter the room I let her stay in for a sketchbook I left in there and the room smelled just like her
>Notice her dirty laundry bag and open it
>Get out her panties and bra and stare at them
>I get horny and put one pair on my face and jerked myself off with another pair
>sweeteenrimetimepussy.wav
>Literally cum with a force of a thousand suns
>Cum on her panties, bra, my wall, and rug
>Clean up the mess but I rub her toothbrush into my cum thats on her bra
>2 weeks later she came back and turns out she did get arrested
>Next morning walk into and see her brush her teeth and say goodmorning
>go back to my room and rub another one out
>She leaves 3 days later

We still talk to this day and I will never tell her this. I don't think I ever can but the thought of what I did just to get a rise.
I will never do something that disgusting ever again

>>26143658

justbecause youhave apenis doesntmean you'reamale
viceversa withavagina

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>>26146556
>he didn't cum on the toothbrush

I am quoting myself in the future