>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my own personal gain and entertainment
Heh, you see, I used to be like you roaches. I thought I had compassion, sympathy, all the bullshit "feelings" that keep you five steps behind me. But then I grew up. I saw the world for what it really is: a joke, a game to be mastered. I threw away all morals and became who I am today. Any emotions that you sense from me are pre-calculated to the situation to manipulate those around me. And the roaches faII for them every time. It's hilarious when roaches actually think they are sentient beings, when in reality they are just pawns in the chess game that is my life. Think you have free will? Think again. Everything you do is predetermined by ME, and you always play right into my plan, just like all the other roaches.
You see, in this game called life, you may think that we are both just players. But in reality I'm the one making the rules.
>I-I'M SO BADASS FEAR ME F-FEAR ME
>he takes these seriously
thanks for ruining the thread for everybody, I forgot that sarcasm is not allowed here because people will either not get it or think that they are troling
>mom tells me i can have one cookie before bed
>take an oreo (basically 2 cookies in 1)
Fuck mate you can't be doing that shit i have heard of people getting killed for less
>people are nothing but a game to me
>I suck at games
i dont even give a f*CK anymore.. i guess you can call me the next Joker
Psychopath here. I unironically think like this.
>mfw my edgy existence pisses off autists
Im scared senpai...
...yet aroused at your madman methods
>create my awesome crew of badass alien killers
>bond with them throughout the game even though there's very little dialogue between the troops
>tfw games are people to me
>le 9gag meme
>doesn't even know hijak
Why is this allowed? Can we just ban newfags?
>push a girl to nearly suicide twice
>talk her out of it so i can keep doing it
>mfw its her groundhog day