"Come sit on the bed with us anon!"

>>26138252

no. i have already given you enough of my virgin blood to lasts you girls for at least 10 more love spells.

you girls are just being greedy at this point, i refuse.

>>26138252
They literally look like men wearing wigs and lipstick.

>>26138269
Not funny. You try too hard.

>pulls out flame thrower
>burn the succubi

>>26138340

hey come on i wuz kiddan

>>26138375
this here is a patrician tier robot

>>26138381
Even Reddit is too complex for you. Back to 9gag you go.

>>26138477

>back to 9gag or reddit
>implying

i am the oldest old fag here. are you that toasted by a little joke come on.

Maybe I could sit if you pushed the ugly as shit land whale off

i only made a witchcraft joke because those women are mostly all wearing black with very red lipstick

>>26138252
You in the hat stay, everyone else get the fuck out. Except you with stockings and dark hair.

>Oh, anon! You're so hot when you command us around.

It will be like this right?..

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>>26138477
>>26138340
fuck you, cunt. He at least tried to be original. You're just another anon in the wind spouting brick-in-the-wall phrases like "reddit" and shit. I hate people like you because you guys ruined 4chan.

>>26138496
I am not toasted, nor do I have a reason to be because you didnt insult me as a person. Im pointing out how tryhard and unfunny that post was because I want you to be better, anon.

it's because i implied that they are "old" and that they needed virgins to cast "love spells"

no woman wants to hear that.

>>26138778

Time to go home, big man. Here you go

https://www.reddit.com/

eave him, guys. He'll find his own way

>>26138845

i thought it was pretty funny, i think you should get a sense of humor.

>>26138532
>>26138870
Woah, calm down bro, I really didnt think my saltiness would cause a reaction. Jeezus.

>>26138252
I wouldn't partake in any sexual interactions with either one of them. A female should be atleast a 9/10 so I develop any interest in her

and ofcourse I'm a 22 year old kissless virgin

>>26139001

some truth's are hard to swallow, i suppose. it wasn't my intention to cause this much butthurt, it as only supposed to be a joke.

Why would they ask me to sit on the bed with them? Who ends up in a scenario like this? Fuck you OP, these scenarios need to be plausible

>>26138252
Ok?

I dont get the point of this thread, I would just sit with them.

>>26139203
If you're a normal, socializing human being, then situations like this are very plausible.