Who's /going to grow up like his dad/ here?

I wish. My dad is a gorgeous Chad.

>>26138224
How did you end up being robot?

not me. I can handle my booze

>>26138241

I'm a weirdo with strange interests who could never socialize properly and who didn't inherit his good looks or height.

>>26138277
So your dad is pretty disappointed in you?

My dad's pretty alpha but he's been pussywhipped his whole life by many different girlfriends. He's also mad as fuck a lot and is depressed.

So hopefully in some ways.

>>26137803
I attend university so no. But I wish I was as outgoing as he is, that certainly would gain me some more friends.

>>26138296

My dad loves me and he doesn't care, but he's deluded in regards to my social standing, interests or ideologies. It's my Grandad (on mother's side) who's disappointed in me, but he has his perfect Chad grandson (my cousin) so I don't give a shit

I feel you OP.
>Dad is anti-social, uncoordinated, and constantly messing up
>his only positive trait is his will to work like a slave to support his family
I'm going to end up just like him, but working like a slave to support only myself.

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who /taller than his dad/ here?

No one has robot dad?

>>26138377
Yeah, my dad is 6'1", brother also 6'1" but i'm 6'4"

>>26137803
I hope not

Mine is an animal abusing stoner that raped my mother and abandoned me at 12

>>26137803
My dad is fat, bald, grey since age 30, wrinkled, missing most of his teeth, eats with his hands, can't hold a casual conversation without spouting random half-remembered facts from medieval history, and has been NEET since 1996. At age 26, I suddenly found myself rapidly becoming more and more like him physically. Three years on, I'm halfway there. The most I can say about myself is that I will never, ever eat with my hands. Ever. Under any circumstance. Just no.

>>26138259
your dad probably could when he was your age too

>>26138427
Eating with hands is abnormal but maybe he's not throwing food all over table.

>>26137803
I wish I could be like my dad. Everyone loves him, he's a total bro. Laid back, kind hearted. I wish my mum didn't give him so much shit. He deserves much better than her.

>>26138807
I feel you. I wish my mother was kind to my dad and not a feminist bitch.

I wouldn't mind. He was like 31 dating my mum when she was 17. He was a hippy.

Unfortunately I am also balding early, like he did.

>>26138224
can i suck his dick?

yeah

My dad's 48 and he called me yesterday to ask which ps4 he should buy

>>26139508

He says he doesn't like sluts.

>>26137803
>remain single till 30
>get a single mom pregnant
>get married in a hurry
Sounds great, because it doesn't involve me dying a virgin.