ITT: Shit wagekeks say >my boss >retirement >401k >vacation

>I've lost the will to live

>I wonder if the boss will let me go home on time tonight

>I have a well balanced life and am happy

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>>26136375
>I'm a provider
>I'm not burden
>I'm I have friends
>I had a good weekend
>I gotta go see my girl
>you pay the new game yet?

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>>26136375
>I can't go camping with you this weekend, I have a presentation I need to finish by monday

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>I am a responsible member of society that pays their own way
>I am not content to leech off others' hard work and sacrifice because that would immoral

>>26136375
>I run my own on-line business, so it's not work!
>I'm an investor, I work from home so it's not really work, it's a hobby!

>>26136438
>>26136613
these wagies are made

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I know OP makes these threads sarcastically, but honestly being NEET in my situation is not worth it.

I live with 2 Other NEET manchildren, literally children, tantrums, try to use "logic" to get things their way, my parents suffer. I feel bad for my mother and father, because I'm a 19 year old dropout faggot too.

I'm trying to induce some form of self death, soul death, to give up on my dreams and become an emotionless drone to get a job and support myself. I'll trade what I have now for a false sense of security in a job any day. Part of me wants to have passive income via online business, but that same part is too idealistic so I gotta kill that too.

Any advice robots? If it helps I've become OK at superficial conversation but after the first ten seconds and greetings I literally run out of things to say. People notice. It gets bad. Really bad.

Might go to a temp agency tomorrow. Right now living on charity of friend. If it werent for this friend entire family would be homeless. Diagnosed bipolar and some other shit, been in the loony bin, but no time or resources to see shrink. Apparently I need Geodon and Latuda or something.

other than that how was your day OP?

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>>26136613
Anon, what is this from?
my name is Johann and I just wanted to know, pls no buli

>I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does..

poop

>>26136375
>my boss
We're bros
>retirement
Set
>401k
Set
>vacation days
I just don't show up when I don't feel like it
>investments
Other people do it for me
>overtime
Not in years

>>26136375

You seriously are pointing out investments and 401k's as bad things?

>401k - Literal free money
>Investments - Do them right, and eventually you become a God tier rich NEET. Do them well enough and your kids can have it as well

>>26137088
nice fantasy anon

>>26137061
Monster anime, main antagonist Johan

>>26137708
>Never had a job
>Thinks this is a fantasy

>>26137026
Stop being such a fucking drama queen

What do you enjoy

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>>26137088

Wagekek here

Stop lying asshole, no one believes us when we say these kind of shot

Really, neets are fucking right

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>contributing to society is the greatest thing you can do in life!

>>26136375
>wagekek
cuck isn't censored anymore you newfag

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>Sacrificing your time and labor for extra money is the thing to do otherwise you are a piece of shit for wanting to focus your time on things you want to do with your extremely limited life.

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>Being a NEET until you get cut off from benefits then have to work in retail/fast food at 35

Hahahaha, delusional NEETs, thinking their lifestyle is long term.

>>26138486
>implying anyone is gonna hire a 35 year old with no job history

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>try to get neetbux
>social worker says that "working makes you feel like you are part of society, doesn't it?"
>have to nod just to get neetbux
>mfw

>another coffee please
>oh there is a line to the bathroom again
>I need to finish this presentation for shekelsteins
>I will have Another coffelino
>I hope stacey from human resources notices me today
>oh its lunch time already? I must hurry its only 25 minutes long
>and I need another coffee
>line in the bathroom again? I wonder why there is always one
>ok no time for bathroom I will just have another coffee
>the ac is broken again and its too hot
>Mr shekelsteins is making fun of me again
>I need a break nonproble I will just grab a coffee and a smoke
>stomach ulcer? How could this be?

>>26138513
You realize you can just say you worked for some place that just went out of business right? wagekeks can't think for themselves baka.

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>>26138626

That's pretty inaccurate, but then I wouldn't assume an NEET actually knows what goes on outside his parents house.