Femanons: Are they real ideal partners?

>>26136272

>chasing after femanons

is that what they think? kek

Any woman that would browse this website is a fundamentally broken human being.

>>26136371
that about goes for men as well

No one wants to be with me so I give up

>>26136404
If you're a femanon every guy on here wants to be with you

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>>26136371
>fundamentally broken human being

That's kind of what I want.

That's me

But I have a penis

>>26136421

She'll cheat on them behind their backs though

>>26136421
No guy from this site has wanted to be my bf. That robots are virgins and desperate is nothing more than a meme.

>>26136458
Alright be my gf
I'm both of those

generally, we complain about not being able to find an open gf. that doesn't mean we trip over our own feet for any gf that happens to lurk nearby.

>>26136371
This is true, however let's keep in mind that we ourselves are probably as bad, albeit in different way. Perhaps combining the working bits of two broken things can make a whole?

>>26136548

>Perhaps combining the working bits of two broken things can make a whole?

i used to think this, i truly did.

but now i don't. that's a bad idea. you'll probably find out the hard way D:

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>>26136458

You're too far away anyway

>>26136581
Who are you replying to anon?

>>26136404
OP here. If you're not into the stuff outlined, don't bother replying.

>>26136371
Not really.

I hate it when people act like 4chan is some kind of supr skrit clubhouse for the mentally deranged and sickfucks. 4chan at this point is basically just a Anonymous version of Reddit with less OC and more shitposting. The fact that the users here aren't fed up and haven't moved onto slightly less cancerous chans by now is far beyond me.

>>26136548
You'll have many things in common if you're also broken, but your actions hurt each other more (relative to other couples) because you both don't understand why your actions are worse.

>>26136637

probably not you pham

>>26136450
are you feminine?

>>26136686
There's a lot of ways that people move on from this site, moving to a different chain is just one of them. It's very rare that you can 'find' the people who do successfully quit. Usually you can find the few who purposely make their quit known for whatever cause they believed in. Over time you get a build up of the people who won't quit making more posts, these people tend to have nothing better to do than shitpost because they are depressed. They're depressed because they believe helplessness some how. As for how they came to believe that... That's a whole load of different stories.

Tldr: you don't hear much from those who quit

That's pretty much who I am op.

>>26137642
post skype slut femanon

>>26136272
I had low self esteem but after being with bf I feel a little better about myself. I get off on humiliating and light bdsm and dirty talk.
So I guess we are out there.

>>26137738
humiliation* not humiliating

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>>26137685
>slut femanon

ooga booga me take female to cave

no, I dated some and they all cheated on me eventually

>>26136272
Personally I'm the exact opposite of that.
I'm a complete sadistic, narcissistic prude who has too much pride.
A lot of other females here also seem to be incredibly narcissistic, but that could also be my misogyny speaking.

>>26137833
>I'm a complete sadistic, narcissistic prude who has too much pride.
p-pls bully me

>>26137869
No thanks
That doesn't produce the kind of suffering I enjoy.
I prefer watching people's lives fall apart as they lose the only thing they've ever loved.
Sadly, it's too specific to be common.

>>26137920
I lost my only chance at a gf and got fired today t.b.h

>>26137937
Nice. Elaborate?

>>26137974
I-I'd rather not do it here
I know she posts on here and I don't want her to see it

>>26137974
I'd >>26138031
tell you over skype/email though if you're interested

Hnnng. I want my mouth to be held open with one of those...

>>26138421
But anon that's pleb shit
A wider one is better

>>26136371
im female and have been browsing here since i was 11

rip

>>26136272
you're gonna get cucked hard

>>26138840
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>>26138840
Your sexuality must be so fucking messed up lol.

>>26138899
florida

>>26138906
it is indeed

>>26138993
>it is indeed

Well don't just leave it at that.

Does OP's picture and description appeal?

>>26138993
I-Is new york close enough
are you lewd?

Any femanons here looking for a loyal beta orbiter with money?

>>26139021
Better question
Any dom femanons looking for a pathetic neet beta orbiter/house slave

>>26139020
that's pretty far

>>26139014
she's cute and i like the gag. im super masochistic and have low self esteem, but im a virgin. i have no desire to become a slut.

>>26139097
>that's pretty far
be my lewd sub gf anyway

>>26139145
>Sub

You gonna get pegged and it doesn't matter if you like it.

>>26138993

have you ever considered sex with animals

inb4 niggers

>>26139184
I'm a switch so that doesn't bother me

>>26139191
i did have sex with black guys, yes

>>26136686
reddit has literally no OC
the whole purpose of that site is to show off cool things you found to other people and steal OC from other places

>>26139145
i could be fat and ugly anon

>>26139216
>did have sex with black guys

Damn.

I thought you said you were a virgin. I was actually starting to like you for a bit.

>>26136371
>tfw qt r9k gf
>tfw she's far away

Everyone tells me I'm going to get cucked. Maybe I'll regret it in a few months but I trust her.

>>26139251
That wouldn't bother me femanon

Well, my gf very much matches OP description and she browses 4 chan everyday.

That said, I wouldn't say happenstance suggests any particular correlation.

Femanons are as varied as anons. And similarly, many seem like fucking idiots and aren't people I'd actively seek out.

Fetlife isn't bad for meeting people with similar fetishistic interests. You've got to have something to offer though. Far too many desperate male wannabe does on there as is.

>>26139251

no wonder you had sex with niggers

>>26139327
*doms

Fucking autocorrect

>>26139339
im a virgin wtf

>>26139383

you imagined sex with niggers

don't deny it, i know

>>26139401
nope, never. not into black dudes.

i mostly imagine sex with fictional characters. the idea of a real guy liking me is too unrealistic lmao

>>26139286
>no reply
okay ;_;

>>26138840
TFW. Ah well

>>26138906
usually the sexuality is broken before. But fuck if I don't like me some amputees and guro. Thanks /d/

>>26139497
Post fetishes fembot

>>26139447

fictional niggers you mean

whore

>>26138840
since I was 10 here.

>>26138840
>>26139497
>>26140221
One of you be my fucked up gf

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>tfw been browsing 4chan for years
>tfw the general humor and attitude and whatnot has seeped into my own
>tfw can't imagine myself with any girl that couldn't at least laugh at stupid fucking reaction images or pictures of smug 2d cunts anymore

I'm hopelessly hoping for a femanon gf while knowing it's the unlikeliest thing I'll ever find. My last will and testament would be to leave my ever-growing folder of retarded and sarcastic pictures to our children.

>>26136686
It's ok
they do this on tumblr too XD
every website think they're special and crazy and different XD

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>>26136686

>basically just a Reddit with less OC

>>26136272
>are they real ideal partners?

Quick answer: no

Answer: if you want her to cuck you, leave you or become an insufferable cunt in a couple of months, that's your best ticket.

Also they are fucking degenerates, useless if you were to raise a family, useless at providing supporting of any kind for you, but they still are good cum rags, like every woman.

Remember femanons are even worse than robots, when a robot can cultivate his hobbies and interests and be creative, a femanon is simply unable to do anything but exist and follow the wind of her feelings, that inevitably lead to her becoming an egocentric bitch that looks at nothing but her own satisfaction at detriment of anything and anyone; unluckily for her she only has about 23 years to do so, more if she isn't a complete slut burning her beauty with multitudes of men.

>>26141166
All I want for now is a cumrag desu

>>26141749
Go dress nice, go to a party night, hook up a drunk girl, fuck her, be depressed for the time after realizing how shit the experience was.

If you're a subhuman you should skip the last part.

>>26136272
>Am I barking up the wrong tree in chasing after femanons?

If they are like the ones you describe above, yes. You have no idea how fast that gets old.

Plus then the next thing you know one of the most pathetic self-hating cunts in the world is pregnant with your kid (99% effective means 1% of the time it isn't)

Just improve yourself and become alpha, then find and alpha girl and create a power couple. OP you're going down the wrong road, trust me. I'm still dealing with this shit.

>>26142301
>(99% effective means 1% of the time it isn't)
which birth control type is that?

>>26142301
>most pathetic self-hating cunts
Where did you found her?

>>26136272

>Am I barking up the wrong tree

Yes, never stick your dick in crazy.