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>you beat thousands of sperm in a race...
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>you beat thousands of sperm in a race to reach an egg
>they all died and you survived
Yfw we are all literally Chad
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>>26131079
I don't want to believe it
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were
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Those other sperm must have been 100% retarded if I was the one that won
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And I always will be
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or just a school shooter.
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>>26131129
HABEEB IT

99% original :)
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>>26131079
Sperm =/= You
/thread
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>>26131079
This argument is so stupid.

Do you really think that a different sperm would not be "you". It would have exactly the same environment, and the difference in genes would be too small to be meaningful.

There was not much chance of "you" not existing
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This only says something about the quality of my dad's sperm.
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>>26131386
That's ridiculous, lmao every sperm is different why do you think brothers and sisters not only look different but have different personalities? If another sperm beat you to the egg you would simply not exist.
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>>26131465
>every sperm is different

Completely wrong, confirmed for someone who knows jack-shit about gametogenesis.
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Those other sperms knew what kind of torment would wait for them on the other side. They fucking knew and opted out. I wish I was smart enough back then.
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>>26131487
there are thousands of sperms each containing different combinations of chromosomes and genetic information
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>>26131590
You want to parrot back to me some more vague platitudes of meiotic divisions to prove you don't know about what you're talking about?

Crossing over occurs twice during spermatogenesis, usually on sequences of homologues that don't produce distinguishably different phenotypic variation.

More spermatids turn out virtually the same than you think.
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Are you sure about that? Or did the sperm chads play a joke on you?
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>>26131837

Two sperm (or eggs) from the same person are not the same at all. There are 23 human chromosomes, and you have two of each, one from your mom and one from your dad. One of the steps in gamete (sperm or egg) production is to divide those pairs up, so each gamete ends up with just one set. That way when egg and sperm combine, the embryo has two of each again like normal.

During this division, the chromosomes are randomly assorted with respect to which parent they came from. That is, say sperm A got your dad's chromosome 1 and sperm B got your mom's chromosome 1. Chromosome 2 isn't affected by that, and can go either way. So the chances that two sperm have the same chromosome 1 (say, both from your dad) is 50%. The chances that two sperm have all the same chromosomes (1-both mom 2-both dad 3-both dad etc) is 0.523 , or about 0.000000119%.

Not to mention there's another process called crossing over that occurs. During the division that separates the pairs of chromosomes, they line up next to each other. When this happens, sometimes parts of the chromosomes will overlap and switch, like this. When that happens, you end up with two entirely new, unique chromosomes. This is relatively common, but where exactly the crossing over occurs (and how many times per pair) is largely by chance, so even if two gametes both get your dad's chromosome 1 (with a little bit of mom's from crossing over) the crossed-over parts won't be the same, so the two gametes won't be identical.
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>>26131079
Other sperm weaken an egg lining. We are all lazy and lucky.
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>>26131510
Deep shit mang
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>>26131963
>Kek, so in the end the sperm cell that wins cucks the rest of them.
>tfw a virgin cucks you so hard you don't live
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>>26131935
Sperm Chad plays jokes on you, later he dies from you.
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>>26131079
That's not how impregnation works. All the other sperm help wear down the barrier on the egg, eventually to the point where one passes through, even though they all worked on it.
>mfw we're all lazy fucks that leech on other's achievements and work
>mfw we're all NEETS
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>>26132086
Oh shit I never realized this, we are destined to win the beta uprising
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>>26132133
Hmm so the purest robot is the sperm that does not go for the egg. We must create this in a lab, this will require a female egg though.
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the sperm that fertilizes the egg is the lazy neet sperm that allowed all the chad sperm to sacrifice themselves to weaken the egg
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>>26131837
Back to school with ye.
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>>26131487
"I watch anime so I know what I'm talking about"
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>>26131837
You got Btfo nigger
>>26131951
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>>26131079
>you beat thousands of sperm in a race
>Chad leaves his on her face
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>>26132404
I hate arguing with smug image macros, but he's right and you're dumb.
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>>26132540
You just had to ruin a good thread with your cuck jokes
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>>26131288
Underrated post

Why did I think this post was original
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just think how shit some of those other sperm would be
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Isn't it funny that your dad unloaded his cock into a woman, uncut and raw, and you can't even get a girl to look at you?
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>>26132133
Nice copy pasta.
Also thanks for posting my snail :)
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