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who /dicklet&proud/ here

my penis is girly as hell, but aesthetically more beautifull then a monster cock
>tfw no bf to cockshame
what does it look like erect?
clean and pretty
>being this insecure

I have a baby dick too but geez.
>Being this insecure about a bodily feature

I bet you think every guy stares at each others dicks in locker rooms too.
the attention to detail is far out

That's more of a clit than a dick my friend.
They're cute, but as much as I'd like to meet a guy like that it seems that posting an ad for it would be fruitless because the guys I'd want would be too insecure about their dick size to respond
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>tfw big penis but ugly as hell
I mean i've seen way uglier ones but mine is pretty fucking ugly.

One of the reasons why i'll never post it online. I wish i didn't get cut because of phimosis, i'd honestly trade like 2 inches for it to be nicer looking.
What's weird is how mine gets to a decent 6.5 inches despite looking like that soft. Never had sex so I dunno if that influences anything.
There is no link between flaccid and erect penis size.

There are growers and showers. Its funner to be a grower, its like having a tactical stealth penis.
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>he fell for the feminine penis meme
Yea but like what if a chick ever grabbed your dick randomly? I know that's unlikely for someone on this board but it could backfire.

This is like my worst fear, I'm like 2 inches flaccid, even smaller if its cold, but erect I'm nearly 7 inches.
>Yea but like what if a chick ever grabbed your dick randomly?
I don't get what you're trying to say.

Any person that judges a penis when its flaccid is actually retarded.
If you are short, slim, white and have a small penis you won the lottery.
>Small dick
Lower end of avarage size range, and kinda veiny so not pretty, but i like my head.
I dont mind it but im sure noone would say no to having one of those monster porn cocks.
Ill never have sex in my life but if i did id wish my cock was big enough to fill her up good.
Any normie here tried a cocksleave?
Mine also looks like that flaccid and it gets 7 inches long when I'm about to bust.
>be me
>250lbs lift weights
>look like a shaved bear
>tiny penis that grows to 6'5" when erect

tbqh i thinks its a more practical arrangement, there's less chance of it being caught in things or torn, i personally also think it looks better but at the same time society shuns me for my micro flaccid dick.
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>used to have 5in soft 7in hard
>hormone therapy
>now like 1in soft 5.5 hard
>bend over; goes back inside my body

My dick always got hard even before she grabbed it.
Even if she surprise grabbed me, shes just hold onto it I guess "feeling" me grow.
The only time my dick didn't get hard was when a dude grabbed it.
That shit was gay yo.

My penis feels feminine.
Smells feminine.

From my perspective, all those weirdos in cock cages have these huge monsterous cocks that are just running wild like hulkamania and have to be put behind bars to keep the rest of us safe.

>there's less chance of it being caught in things or torn
Omg when my balls shrank in size I felt this feeling sooo much.
It was like I was 6 again and seriously thought I could become a ninja based on my hi-quality high kicks.

Dont do drugs it makes your shit shrink and you become all retarded.


fuck off reddit
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fuck off frog poster faggot
no one probably cares but

> back when i thought i was still straight
> gym changing room
> guy there, bearmode, maybe 45? daddy type
> catch him drying off as im there changing
> his dick... was big
> maybe 5.5 flaccid? and thick, and floppy
> he catches me staring and looks pissed
> staring at me
> go bright red
> for some reason, and the only one i can think of is cos im a dumb faggot
> i decide hell be less angry if i pretend i assume its ok for everyone to be totally nude
> drop my towel as im changing into my swim trunks
> my dick when soft is... small
> he sees it there, little head under its trimmed short crop of red pubes
> openly laughs
> i go bright red which as a redhead means my whole face and upper torso go pink
> walks over to me
> im shitting myself thinking hes going to hit me
> walks past to go to the shower
> "girls changing room is next door"
> died a little inside
>retard trap poster from reddit telling others to fuck off
Worse than tripfags. You probably will end up tripfagging since traps are bigger attention whores than women.
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Size is only part of how nice a dick looks. Big dicks can be really pretty.

We would all also agree that even that ugliest dick is nicer looking that the best vagina./
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>have 5.5 inch dick
>in a private skype calling masturbsting for some chick
>she's fingering herself
>super wet for me
>tells me my average penis is way bigger than her bf's

Just gotta manage with the tools you inherited.
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just post it you slut
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don't have that problem, cuz
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trim that jungle, what the fuck
It's not that bad, and it's blonde so you probably won't notice it irl.
you have a nice penis but really just trim it at least

You feel more when fapping when it's smooth anyways
>If you are short, slim, white and have a small penis you won the lottery.

The genetic inferiority lottery?
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Goddamn you are all c u c k s
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>there are people stupid enough to be proud of having a small dick
>"why you staring fa/\/\"
>"no homo bruh relax"

It's so easy
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Oh are we making shit up?
You will probably live another 60 years being the pessimistic emotionally unstable faggot that you are. Your autism over superficial things will always hold you back as well as permanently ruin any social relationship that you will ever have. People will think of you as they always have, the weird psychotic edgy faggot that for some reason is always upset by things and other males will pick on you because they know they can trigger you on the most basic of shit. You'll sit in your room for the rest of your life concerned about some idealized images you have of groups of people that you romanticize in your head and any inconsistency to that renders you into applesauce flinging rage. Youre literally all of the autistic faggotry that comes with a trip, but youre too fucking cowardly to throw one on. I bet if I saw a list of your posts, it would be a giant sea of telling people about how they triggered you over some keyword. Some keyword that you've been trained to REEEEEE like the fucking dog you are.
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Small dick here
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Just kidding
>1in soft
very qt
Are those yours? I want to know so I can add them to my /r9k/ benis folder.
Screenshot of folder now. I'm not interested so much in the images as I am knowing if this is a real thing.

Maybe, even, I'd contribute something.
The folder barely has any pictures in it. Once it gets to a reeespectable amount of images I may post a screenshot of it then.
dump the best ones faggot
I may do it sometime soon, depending on how many robot cocks I can see and save.
How many have you seen?

I demand screenshots now.
Yeah its me
Good, Senpai.
Like 13 or 14. Not very many yet. I want to see a lot more.
>5.5 dick that has pearly papules and shit
Well, at least girls can't see my dick unless they're already almost having sex.
Small and not so proud
>no massive bulge
Literally the only reason classic statues have smaller penises is because large penises were thought to be for the lower classes and non-academic.

You're still subpar, anon.
Same my family.

Is it significantly bigger erect?

Thats the only thing that keeps me going
Also you got phimosis dog?
Erect somehing like 6.3in, so it aint that bad.
No phimosis.
Im 6.0 and fine with it desu.

Just fucking hate looking at it unerect. feel like a baby.

No phimosis either but just something about it reminded me of one with
The reason classical statues had small dicks because large dicks were masculine and not beautiful. Small dicks were associated with feminine hairless boys that were the fuck toys of the well off.

There was a time that we all missed where you were expected to fuck twink guys for fun and women to have babies. We were born too late.
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