>$2,000 in NEETbux came in yesterday >new mom and step

>>26129620

>rent a place for $750/month and keep the $1,250

My mum has told me that if I apply for autismbux I will have to pay her a portion of it. I tolerate her as it is, but if I'm going to pay her for money that's supporting my mental condition then fuck that.

Can I somehow get the government to back me up on this?

Get rid of them first.

>>26129641
I am not a normie aka can't perform functions like washing cloths and cleaning dishes etc

>>26129656
Don't tell her how much you get? or just lie and say a much lower figure.

>>26129676
kick your mom in the face next time she's changing your diaper. this always works for me.

>>26129620
2.000 for pretending like something is wrong with you

you could fork over about $500

>>26129620
Wat do you just expect to live for free forever?

>>26129656
>supporting my mental condition

>>26129722
>>supporting my mental condition
I am a diagnosed schizophrenic. i don't really have to defend myself against the neet meme but it somehow still agitates me when people on here don't believe that my life is fucked

i spent an hour smahing plates in december, i basically ruined christmas.

>>26129753
I am also schizophrenic

how much can you honestly get in neetbux? I am thinking of applying

>>26129620
>>26129656
What's wrong with helping out your family? What the hell are you going to spend around $2,000 a month on?
To be honest, you guys just sound selfish if your parents are paying all bills and buying food for your ass. Autism doesn't mean you are a completely useless person.

File: 1430764250527.gif (1MB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x320px

>>26129753
HEY BUD!

YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT 2 GRAND, BUY A GUN, AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

crazies like you dont have a place in society

>>26129620
How old are you OP? just asking

>inb4 unoriginal comment

>>26129784
It's called savings and investing in my future you fucking wagecuck

>i am a schizophrenic

i feel like if you're able to comprehend that you're schizophrenic that you're not actually schizophrenic

>>26129676
So you're a lazy cunt.

>>26129773
I don't know, I have put off researching it, because if it's too much money I'll get really anxious, but if it's not enough to support myself then I might as well not bother.

>>26129784
>>26129790
i'm british so I'd be lucky to get quarter of that amount. I can't acquire a gun either, I've tried jumping in front of a car once. they're a lot more attentive than in media though.

File: 1436219038537.jpg (39KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 600x400px

>>26129805
>implying you have a future

what is this cheap bait

>>26129818
This

THose are some of the simplest tasks. Grow the fuck up before its too late.

Cooking is fun and fulfilling
Get a place with a dishwasher
Learn how to hand wash clothes
Renew ID and other important shit before you leave
Suck up any anxiety you have unless its some crippling shit and roomate to save money.

>>26129805
Giving a small portion of that to help them isn't going to ruin you, you sack of asses.

>>26129620
When it comes to money, everybody immediately becomes stingy, including you and your mom/step dad. But paying to live there is probably a cheap deal, better than most people get. It's a pragmatic approach to pay them off.

>>26129805
God that's such a joke, how many people slave away just to have a place and enough stuff to exist in. you're paid to live for free AND you're greedy with your free money

What a piece of shit kek

>>26129826
He obviously needs to save it to go into a nursing home when his parents die, his parents are the ones being selfish trying to steal money from their heavily challenged son

>>26129838
No im investing in long term bonds making 5% a year you fucking cuck. My retard parents think I should be paying them so they can go spend it on booze and mcdonalds

>>26129676
>i am not a normie

of course you're not. you're dead weight.

>>26129620
Awwwww, oh it's you neet! I just woke up after 5 glorious days of working.
What's that? you're be being kicked out? That's a shame, but don't worry Im pretty sure you'll find a way to strive on the streets. I heard rat soup it's specially delicious this time of the year!

>>26129909
Getting 2k a month isn't "living on the street" fucking retard wagecuck

>>26129794
bumping for interest

enlighten us OP

>>26129920
2k is alot more than what the average wagecuck gets to keep after having paid for bills, transportation and food. Can you blame him for being abit jealous?

>>26129807
wrong, mong

>>26129961
>>26129794

26. I have 30k in savings from this >>26129890

>>26129676
are you physically retarded? If so, continue on. Otherwise, please consider suicide. Thank you.

>>26129920
Oh poor neetard, how does it feel like you'll be sleeping with hobos and eating rats to survive?
Without mentions you won't be able to afford vydia or any other form of entertaining other than cheap drugs.
You're fucked neet, you have no future left. other than being a hobo

>>26129964
>2k
>jealous

Bitch pls, I'm a lawyer and I work for banks. Ironically I'm the one who evicts people lelelel

>>26129890
>too retarted to wash the dishes
>investing in bonds

if i was your stepded i'd shoot you in the fucking eyeballs if i wasnt too busy sodomizing your mother

>>26130011
>I'm a lawyer and I work for banks.

Sure you are.

>>26129753
because you just lack will power, you're like a child

>>26129676
Where do you live, I can do all that shit for you plus buy food if let me live off of those NEETbux. I'll even let you fuck my boypussy.

>>26130031
Nice try wagecuck. My step dad is too fucking retarded to even know what a bond is. My mom and him sit in front of the TV getting drunk all day and eating fast food. They do deserve even a cent of my NEETbux.

>>26129753
Was just making fun of the way you worded it. Anyways, there are plenty of functional schizos going to college and working jobs. My childhood friend is roommate with a schizo who's like a clarinet performance major

>>26130011

This wageslave us getting mad. He makes way more than you. What is your salary and average hours worked a month? OP's is infinite money/hr worked. Don't feel too bad though. Without fine goyim like you we wouldn't be able to live our current lifestyle.

Let the wagies work. Us neetgods have more important things to do.

>>26130090
Lol
>what I'm doing isn't wrong, my parents are fat and dumb

File: 1454094832801.jpg (12KB, 257x159px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 257x159px

>>26129620
>>new mom and step dad trying to get me to pay rent now
>What do?

Give them a lethal dose of morphine instead.

>>26129964
is it a lot more though??

>>26130118
>worthless parents deserve a significant portion of my hard earned NEETbux cuz I'm a jelly wagecuck

This is what you sound like rn. Kys

>>26130110
Yeah, lad. You're the master race, until you're evicted and have to eat rats to survive.

>>26129620
>get me to pay rent now
Pay rent you fucking degenerate. You get the comfy life, and food. Just for a bit of cash. Pay up a bit. You will have LESS if you get kicked out because you will need to move, pay more for rent, pay bills, pay for food. Apologize and pay, you moron.

>>26130090
i feel like that isnt what they actually do. one of them has to work or they would be getting that fat unemployment check lol

>>26130158

I can't be evicted, it's against the law, dumbass. Didn't you say you were a lawyer? There's this little thing called renter's rights.

And why would I eat rats? I prefer ribeye, I recently bought a nice juicy 1.2lb steak. It was a steal at only $17.69. I'm looking forward to dinner. Then again I do every day. Last night was salmon, and the night before was lobster. Food stamps are awesome.

I make 80000 a month in NEETbux so I don't have your problem :^)

File: b8.jpg (54KB, 670x503px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 670x503px

>>26130000
>have 30k in savings with 2k neetbux income each month
>still refuse to pay rent to parents

You have to pay rent you fucking asshole.

>>26130144
Yes. Rent alone is over 1k.

>>26129620
OP give them 500, stop being an asshole.

>>26130251
>>26130270
>>26130158
The jealousy is palpable. Keep slaving wagecucks these NEETbux don't grow on trees

>>26130156
Wat I don't know shit about your parents, its not about them. Maybe they are pieces of shit and don't deserve it..This is about you and your general morality

>>26130296
I am a disabled neet you idiot, I still pay rent.

>>26129620
do you live in the USA?

where do you get this money?

So your parents take care of you. Cleaning your clothes, washing your dishes, feeding you, paying bills. All of this cost money, that you're not spending yours on. You're right they are retards for not smothering you with a pillow while you sleep.

>>26130276

Brotip: you don't have to rent a penthouse in Manhattan.

Rent in a normal place isn't but about $600/mo and includes gas, electric, water, and Internet.

you NEETs do realize why you get that money, right? so you can pay rent and but food to live, not to buy vidya or fake pussies or hookers. living with your parents isn't a free pass. life isn't like in the wagecuck threads, you actually have to use that money to live, and since you're living with your parents, they have every right to ask you to pay rent. that's what that money is for

stop being such a whiny pathetic cunt

>>26130292
OK LETS MAKE THIS CLEAR TO EVERYONE ITT. $500 IS 25% OF MY NEETBUX. MY PARENTS DO NOT DESERVE 25% OF MY BUX WHEN THEY SIT AROUND ALL DAY WATCHING TV AND GETTING DRUNK. THEY CAN GET A FUCKING JOB AND I CANT

Holy shit, all these dumb faggots falling for this bait. How new are you guys?

What it comes down to
>parents provide you with goods and services
>you provide nothing but disdain in return because you don't like them

>>26130346
You live in their house, you have to pay them rent. Give them 300 to start, they will respect you more. Otherwise your going to get kicked out.

>>26130372

He never asked to be born faggot. They wanted to reproduce, so they should take responsibility instead of being lazy greedy assholes.

>>26130225
>I can't be evicted
oh you poor naive NEET

>>26130400

It's his house too, he lives with his par', not some random ass group of people he doesn't know.

>>26129620
so pay someting like 200$-300$ because you only rent your room.
You say you still rely on you parents so it's worth it.

>>26130402
you're 100% right anon!

to punish them, he must commit suicide. That will teach them

>>26130402
everyone has to deal with that you moron

and they never asked to have a failure kid who can't even get a job and has to suck the government's cock for money and be a leech to them. he's literally getting free money to live. he's living there, so he pays them. OP can try to grow up (if thats even possible for him) and move out if that triggers him so much

>>26130346
>THEY CAN GET A FUCKING JOB AND I CANT
Yes you can.
I'm self employed now and work from home, but I was able to work in a factory and even retail jobs despite my autism.

>>26130402
I agree with this guy. Burn them to the ground op. It's their fault they creampied you into existence.

>>26130422
doesn't matter, since his parents are the ones that pay the bills

>>26130422
No its not HIS house, its HIS parents house, do you have no idea how neetbux works? They do not even give you that much unless you have declared you have to pay rent in the first place.

>>26129818
>>26129856
When will normalfags finally start to understand mental illness? The OP is clearly autistic, his brain is fucking broken. Stop holding him to the same standards you would hold a regular, functioning human.

>>26130449
Why would he get a job if he's getting 2k a month? He would probably have to work min wage

>>26130346
>NEET sperging out that the wagecuck threads lied to him

this is gold

>>26130435

That would make it too easy. They should be made to take responsibility for their selfish actions.

>>26130449

They decided to have the kid. They took the risk of him not being a gorillionair who gives them all his money. They are morally obligated to take care of him.

You have to pay rent, they need to pay the bills. You use electricity on the internet right now.

>>26130481
that's my point, because he can't get a job he gets that money so he can live. living expenses include rent you faggot

>>26130477

He pays rent just my existing and being their son. It's his house more than it is his parents house.

>>26130502
>They are morally obligated to take care of him
after a certain age, no they're not

certainly not if he's getting government hand outs like that

>>26130528
>He pays rent just my existing and being their son
being their son doesn't excuse being a financial burden

File: tmp_6156-14535292580251278883304.png (105KB, 861x1198px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 861x1198px

>>26129620
What country? If you are in the US look into section 811, it is basically a program that will allow you to rent for a fixed percentage of your income (30% IIRC)

>>26130561
They shouldn't have had them then, it's as simple as that.

>>26130503
>>26130520

Should he pay his parents car notes and wipe their ass after shitting too?

No, fuck you.

If anything they should pay him a stipend for being their son. The parents sound like huge assholes. It'd be like me raping some girl in her ass, causing lots of emotional and physical harm that requires multiple people to treat, and then sending her a bill for fucking her.

>>26130561
>this is what wagecuck is ACTUALLY believe

>>26130528
They have to pay the bills for his electricity, internet, and water usage. Therefore, he must pay rent, if not he will be kicked out. His parents are being nice but if they wanted they could call the cops and forcefully remove him because he is stealing. The cops love when they get a call to kick some loser ass like OP. OP really needs to be smart and understand he takes water electricty and internet bill usage. He must contribute.

>>26130561
his parents chose to give birth to him, it's their fault he even exists. If they wanted to have tonnes of dosh all they had to do was not fucking reproduce. OP didn't ask to be born and probably lives a miserable life of nothing but pain.

File: dreamsincompatiblewithreality.jpg (82KB, 546x896px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 546x896px

>Maximum Federal Supplemental Security Income (SSI) payment amounts increase with the cost-of-living increases that apply to Social Security benefits. This year there is no COLA, so there will be no increase in SSI payment amounts in 2016. The monthly maximum Federal amounts for 2016 are $733 for an eligible individual and $1,100 for an eligible individual with an eligible spouse.

>>26130585
OP wouldn't take any of those things if his idiot parents hadn't given birth to him, you moron.

>>26129620
>is living off his parents for free at 20-something years old
>government gives him free money
>refuses to give any to his parents
You're such a spoiled brat, seriously fuck off.
>refuses to give some to his parents

File: Mohammed-GTAIV.jpg (19KB, 408x479px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 408x479px

>>26130590
i agree with you anon. his parents should just choke him in his sleep. cut the dead weight out of their lives.

>>26130645
I know you're an angry normalfag trying to prove a point, but I actually agree with this. A humane, painless death in his sleep that he didn't expect would be the best solution to all of this. His parents are likely cowards though and won't do it.

>>26130602
I worked for some years, was in the military, and I'm on disability fucking moron. There's always some retard that posts this in my threads.

Wagecucking was honestly worst thing I've ever had to do.

File: Jardine.gif (2MB, 300x229px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x229px

>>26129676

>can post on 4chan
>can't do dishes or laundry

says a lot about this place, don't it?

OP you will give up 75% or more of your retard money if you don't stop being a Bitch and just give up the 25%

File: 1432695837648.jpg (16KB, 350x260px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 350x260px

>>26130645
i was actually this guy >>26130435
but at least im glad we agree on something anon

>>26130693
Jesus you are an idiot, he wasn't even talking about you. You are on SSID, dipshit

File: image.jpg (163KB, 752x938px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 752x938px

>>26129620
Jdjsmsn

>>26130735
Hurt durr jealous wagecuck detected.

His point was you can only get $733 in NEETbux you fucking tard

>OP refuses to share a pittance out of 2000
>Parents kick his ass out
>Suddenly has to pay for his own housing, and clean up after himself, feed himself, pay for his own internet and electricity
>OP ends up paying way more money to do his own chores.

>>26130575
>>26130577
you're reaching pretty far m8

>>26130590
they are completely within their moral and legal right asking OP to pay rent

>>26130787
Why are you so stupid, just stop being stupid please.

>>26130693
WISH I COULD JOIN THE MILITARY

BUT I HEAR VOICES

GOD FUCKING DAMN

WHY DID THE ALMIGHTY FUCK ME OVER

>>26130584
say that when your mommy kicks you out

>>26129620
The only moral thing for you to do is get kicked out and die to the elements

>legal right
Nope

>>26130811
>they are in their moral right
That's not a comeback of any sort, you haven't provided any new points here. We've quite clearly stated that giving birth does not involve the consent of the child, and that the parents should be expected to provide because OP did not ask to be born. You can't provide any counter argument though.

>>26130850
because it's just an opinion, any counter argument is going to be met with you just stonewalling it. doesn't change that they definitely have the legal right to make OP pay rent or leave

>>26130693
I'm thinking about applying for SSID. I too am on VA disability. $3000 a month for life plus med/dental and GI bill so I can go to college and get an extra $1100/month while learning about subjects I have autistic interests in like geology.

Also I bought a house for no money down and pay what most people pay in rent, and in 15 years I'll own it.

>>26130888
You don't have a counterargument because you're a normalfag who takes all his opinions straight from mainstream society without understanding any of the logic or justifications behind it. Stating a law doesn't make you any more right, ethical discussions don't use the legality of something to determine whether or not it is virtuous.

>>26130850
plus it's a social expectation that kids will grow up, get a job, and move out. but OP is a financial parasite that can't, so he has money from the government, why shouldn't he pay rent? is he a special snowflake that thinks he deserves a free pass because he's a fuckup? he's already getting that free pass from the gov, his parents have no obligation towards him as well

>>26130838
Shouldn't have told anyone you hear voices. Should've joined in 2006 when they would've taken you anyway. Thank god for the troop surge.

>>26130929
so you think parents should always financially support their kids, along with doing everything else for them?

we'd all be pretty fucked when the baby boomers die then

>>26130936
Why should I have to act as expected in a world that I didn't consent to being born into? Not to mention, this social expectation is waived in the face of severe physical or mental disability. OP is schizophrenic, so even within your own trash moral system he is exempt.
>>26130954
I believe that reproduction is inherently immoral.

>>26130929
additionally that isn't not stealing from him or unjustified, that's literally what the money given to him is intended to be used for. OP is the one stealing from the government, if anything

>>26130954
You don't seem to understand their argument. For the record, I agree that OP's parents should kick OP out to die.

Nobody's saying parents should always financially support their kids; they're saying that if you have kids you do so knowing that there's the possibility that they'll be rejects and you might have to (with the alternative being their deaths)

Anybody who has kids should consider how they would react if their kids are kv autistic faggots who are incapable of learning how to care for themselves or consider other people in any way. If they don't, they don't at their own folly.

>>26130967
>OP is schizophrenic
yeah, and he's getting money to pay rent from the government because of it. that's the entire point

>>26129620
I'd honestly tell them to go fuck themselves and move to my own place. Living with parents at 26 is objectively pathetic.

>>26130983
The government doesn't give him the money to give to his parents, if they did, it would have been transferred to his parents. You're factually wrong, not that it matters because this is a deliberate pedantic digression on your part because you're not capable of discussing the moral and ethical implications of breeding and rearing children.

>>26131025
You can make more kids. Just try again and kick out the kv failure.

>>26131025
I understand that, but the point is that it's completely justified for them to expect him to pay rent. that's why he's being given handouts. it's not exactly free to support a freeloading NEET

Kid has a mental disorder. It is equal to having a physical disorder. Stop acting like what he is saying is supposed to be spot on. He has issues and to him what he is saying sounds legit. Leave him and his neet money alone. That being said OP, giving 500 bucks a month and pocketing 1500 sounds fair provided you don't pay for your own food, shelter, ect.. think about it.

>>26131034
>The government doesn't give him the money to give to his parents
I'm starting to think you're dense on purpose

they give him the money to support his living expenses. and who's paying for that? his parents are. after a certain age they aren't really your parents, they're your roommates/landlord. if he's going to be a freeloader either way, he doesn't deserve NEETbux

>>26131061
I agree, but most people find the idea of leaving their kids (or adult manbabies) for dead to be unpalatable. Pussies.

>>26131065
I agree, but if their neet refuses, and they (being pussies) can't stomach kicking them out, that's their own fault for having a neet.

>>26129620
Don't give them a fucking dime OP, the moment you give them anything they are going to want more and more and more until you have nothing

Lol OP you're going to get the boot and survive on rats to survive.
And for the record, you don't have any legal right that prevents your parents from kicking you out. You're fucked.

>>26129620
wow your parents are shit

get rid of them. Not even joking.
Leave the house. 2k is enough for a cheap motel until you get a job and a ghetto house.

Seriously, they're just manipulating you.

>>26129620
So many Dipshit Normies in this thread it's making me fucking shake.

The neetbucks belong to OP, not his greedy normie parents. If they want neetbucks so bad why don't they try living with the same crippling disease we have?

These normies will never understand what it's like to not be able to cook, clean, or dress for ourselves, or even go outside unless it's Gamestop or Subway.

>>26130480
If he can't perform functions as simple as that, he needs to be euthanized

File: 1447027408744.jpg (192KB, 719x1280px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 719x1280px

>>26129620
>new mom AND step dad
>nobody realizes this is fucking b8

holy shit you're ALL new.

>>26130225
God you're a fucking idiot.

Google eviction process-your city-your state

That should give you an idea of how much time you would have should your parents ever decide to formally evict you.

Which they should if for no other reason than you're a selfish, lazy too clever by half faglord retard

>>26131345
He is going to get evicted, sooner o later.

File: 1238 - tUVBmAB.png (29KB, 751x902px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 751x902px

If that's all it takes to shut your parents fucking do it. I'm tired of mine making such a big deal of me not having a job.

Nobody's chosen to be born, but everybody chooses to live. Pull your own fucking weight like everyone else you waste of resources

>>26131269
>this is bait
Nah this is a social issue presented as bait

>>26129890
What the fuck sort of bonds pay 5% that aren't in places like greece?

>>26129964
Who gives a shit about the "average" wage cuck and what they make? Is that really a comparison you want to make? Stupid niggers don't make any money because they never touched a book in their life, better not be a wage cuck like them!
Both of these lives, neet bux and some average service industry job, are nigger tier. No matter how hard you try and spin it, the neet bux life is just as nigger tier as slaving away somewhere for minimum wage.

Waiting for that check to come in, spending all day accomplishing nothing with your life, existing at nothing more than a basic level, never able to spontaneously take a trip to go snowboarding or mountain climbing or gambling in Maccau because you are borderline broke by the end of every month.

How come you never mention the wage cucks who make 6 figures? It isn't even that rare if you remove niggers and spics from the equation. I make that most years and I don't even have a fucking degree.

Half you fucking people live like diet niggers, and yet you are intelligent enough to pursue careers that benefit from assburger thinking. The way assburgers look at everything different allows them to perform well above average in investment planning and analysis. One of the guys who made hundreds of millions shorting CDOs in 2008 was an aspy.

People who say money can't buy happiness have never spent 3 weeks cruising Fiji in a rented yacht with friends, drugs and females. Of fucking course it can.

Are you happier than someone working as a line cook making 2k a month? Probably. Are you happier than someone crunching engineering data for the Audi LMS racing program making 40k a month and constantly traveling? Of course not. Because that is not the average job.

I would rather be neet virgin than work at McDonalds full time. Be honest with yourselves and admit that the only people earning salaries aren't just the dregs of society making spare change.

>>26129676
kek but u can post here just fine
you dont need to be social to wash ur fucking clothes or do the dishes lazy fuck

>>26130301
Bruh stop taking the bait.

>>26130156
>I deserve money for being worthless
>they don't deserve money for housing a retard

Such logic, such intellect

If it's too expensive for mommy and daddy to care for their schizo NEET who never asked to be created, why don't they just ask their own parents to pay for it? After all, they never asked to be born either! Checkmate, normans ;^)

>>26130346
>>26129620
I wouldn't pay them anything unless I had to, it's my money I should it when I need it.

>>26129676
Well you need to start doing those things now. If you were to get kicked out or homeless or your parent died how would you take care of yourself?

>>26132670
Vclt vanguard lt corporate bonds

>>26129620

move out if you don't like it faggot, you clearly have a source of income. If you're over 18 your parents can kick you out.

>>26129753
leave and get yourself committed you lazy, worthless leech.
People who ruin their parents lives with their own weakness have no place in this world.

>>26130480

then he should be put in the nut house or high nurse/assistants to help with his daily activities. He should not be handling is own money if he is not functional.

>>26130590

then he's free to commit suicide

>>26133064
all these normie ITT

Fuck off r9k

>>26129753
John Nash was a schizo, and he made game theory.
Quit being a faggot

>>26130346
Your entire family should be gassed.
You do LITERALLY nothing for society.
Just soak up money and propagate stupidity

>>26129890
>using government benefits to invest in bond.

Pretty sure that's fraud m8

>>26134835
bullshit i can do whatever i want with the money

>>26134867
that's what you get for sucking government cock for money. being a NEET isn't so comfy now, is it?

but w/e, tell that to the police. money fraud is something they actually take seriously, my dad was locked away for a long time for it

>>26134867
Except its not your money. It's the governments money that they're kind enough to give to you for very specific things like food, shelter and clothes. They have very specific controls on what you can and can't do with that money.

When you get to federal prison (cause what youre doing is a fucking felony) tell bubba I said hi