>tfw I talk to myself as if I'm a celebrity being interviewed

>>26127621
I sometime do this too.
This or giving out a lecture to a large crowd/tv on how I solved the problem.
It's kinda silly, but it works.

>So anon, how do you feel about your crippling depression and the latest frog memes?

Wow you must be really into yourself.

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I talk to myself as if I'm the one doing the interviewing. We should get together OP!!

>>26127898
I'm 100% sure that if I actually got interviewed I would look like a total retard

>>26127621

probably fucked off on drugs lmao

I do this too, in the shower usually or when I'm washing the dishes. However I don't talk out loud I just think the conversation.

For me I think it stems from the fact that I have severely low self esteem and I idolise a lot of Musicians and I watch their interviews often.

Fuck it. Keep doing it, it's stimulating for the brain I find

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>fantasize about being a serial killer being interviewed by detectives once I'm caught

>have an image in my head where I am sitting in a dark room with 3-4 younger versions of myself at the table, discussing various things happening in front of me
>we're all wearing dark robes
>this playing in background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0TxLAbBH8
No one knows this autism

>Daydream about influencing people and opening peoples minds in various social situations
>Just be polite and talk very little during real social situations

It's an unhealthy habit but I do it every day. The daydreaming, not the socialising.

>>26128719
same desu, I hate it and only realize a couple of seconds later that I'm talking out loud

>>26127621
Same

I talk to myself a lot because I'm going crazy, and I have no one else to talk to most of the time.

i do that every night in bed before trying to sleep
helps clear the mind fAm

>>26127621
>Talk to myself when I play video games as if I were doing a commentary or live streaming

I do this too often and I'm not if this is normal to a certain degree or is I'm just weird.

I do this all the time, gotta be prepared for when im famous in a few years

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Is that all? To me it feels like there's a voice in the back of my head, its really unconsciously unconscious, guiding my mind trough the world of ideas and imagination, and always commenting on my behaviour. Its like its not even me, a spirit or someone else.its really helpful though. Does anyone feel the same way or can think of something similar?

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>>26127621
I do this and variances of this a lot, sometimes it's from the point of view of me as a mentor, explaining things to a student. sometimes's I'm explaining it to some sort of political committee, sometime I imagine myself as a CEO, confiding too much personal information in my secretary that I hired for sexual exploitation.

one of my favorites is to create a fake psychologist in my head and have them psychoanalyze me

There's nothing wrong with me

>>26131325
Typo.
*unconsciously conscious

Speaking to myself, speaking to imaginary cat, speaking to video game characters. I don't think speaking out loud like that is something abnormal unless those imaginary partners reply to you somehow

I often imagine I'm an up-and-coming writer answering questions about the themes in my works.

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>>26127621
I sometimes pretend that I'm dead and have conversations in my head between a researcher documenting my life and another professional, like you see in old documentaries. You know, the ones where an old guy with a beard will be sitting in an armchair and talking in quite a slow and measured voice while looking slightly to the left of the camera

>so, what were your first impressions of anon?
>well, if i'm being honest *hehe*, i didn't think too much of him back then
>but it was impossible - i couldn't have known, what sort of impact he would have on my life
>*jumpcut to some cars driving in the distance while the narrator tells us where he travels to next*

It actually sounds kind of autistic when I put it into words.

I seriously fantasize about being god holding speeches to humanity. Im the most worthless shithead in the world. I really should stop.

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>>26127621
everyday man

>>26132032

What are the speeches like?

>>26127621
This is quite common actually.

Envisioning talking to another person about the subject is a way of fine tuning your articulation on the topic. Which is the whole point. To understand something then convey it in the most efficient way.

Bouncing around words and ideas in your head has it's benefits but not when you feel as though it would be a good talking point

>>26127621
>God I'm pathetic
you're not pathetic, thinking you're pathetic is pathetic. stop putting yourself down, self pity is bad. i do that too, it helps with public speaking. celebrities are articulate, that's why they're famous, imitating them is a good thing, you pick up good traits. you're fine anon, cheer up lad.

>any talkshow host but Conan
*yawn*

>>26134057

>Being pompous about liking fucking Conan

I'm embarrassed for you

I do this too. I pretend that I'm a amateur director that made it big and am working on current project with a big budget, talking about my vision and my inspirations.

I do it on vocaroo too so I can make my voice clearer.

>>26127621
why would you put yourself down for having an imagination?

i pretend i am a general holding motivational speeches for my troops,

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>mfw I imagine scenarios where I'm built and that I beat up people who try to fuck with me as well as constantly winning arguments

It helps me cope with how much of a loser I am.

>>26127621
>tfw used to pretend i was someone like steve jobs and pretend i was announcing new products on stage and explaining what they're like
>wasn't even out of a desire to envision success for myself, i was just a tech sperg

>>26127621
WHAAA I do this too, but as a musician instead of celebrity

stop living in the future. Read eckhart tolle power of now

>>26127621

I do this too. Especially when I start a new project.

I think I'm incredibly narcissistic and it means I'm also extremely self conscious and sensitive. I think a lot of people here have the same problem.

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>tfw listening to a song I imagine I'm performing it live in front of everyone I went to high school with

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>tfw constatly daydreaming about dying peacefully in my hometown by the ocean in the sunset reminiscing about childhood days
this world is just getting colder by the day

>>26131325
I have this. I think I'm a prophet lol. Maybe you are too and we will guide the world together or fight each other. I encountered a few other people like this too.

>fantasised about making my inauguration speech after being elected leader of my country
it was comfortable, but i lost interest when i noticed i didn't like any of our political parties so i'd never join one and slowly move up the ranks, backstabbing others to get the top job

>>26127914
Youre saying you think youd plaza the interview

>talk to a person from 100-200 years ago and try to explain the achievememts of modern civilization.
I do this all the time.

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>>26127621
>tfw i imagine stopping time and fucking either my crush or other roasties.

I always think about ebin things I'd say/do in interviews if I was rich and famous

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>>26127621
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY FAGGOT WHO DOES THIS