>ask girl out
>9 years later she finds me on FB
>she keeps complimented how funny and good I look
>she's fat now
I don't even know anymore. Is this karma?
Karma doesn't exist, you just bloomed late and she just peaked early t b h.
>KEK, need to post this somewhere. Might aswell be your thread.
Had a similar thing.
Jumped ship to Australia.
Several years later, random email from my high school crush. No idea how she got my email address.
She has kids.
Asking a lot of questions ie. Do you still like me? Are you single?
Straight to the trash folder.
I always hoped this would happen with the girl who broke my heart but I realized that by the time it does, if it ever does, I won't even remember or care and I'll get no satisfaction from ignoring her.
>make friends w/ married couple
>hang out a lot
>husband says his wife wants to have a threesome
>say I'm not into that stuff
>asks if I could just sleep with his wife
>still say no
>they end friendship
and she was a straight 10/10 in my eyes.
I must be fuckin' gay.
Not caring did help.
She fired a few more emails my way and now all I get is an automated birthday message from her once a year.
Not giving in to her and striking up a conversation makes me feel good right now.
you fucking retards there is no karma
she got fucked by chad, had his kids, has his sperm swimming inside of her influencing her genes and the genes of any future child she will have, and your idea of karma is not giving her any further money and power and laughing at her
she+chad won and you lost, PERIOD.
>was the nerdy bullied kid in school
>worked hard to get a good education and skills, pretty successful now
>people I went to school with on FB are mostly fat and stuck in dead-end jobs
>for whatever reason, the ones who were nice to me in school are the better-looking ones with nice careers while the assholes are failures in life
Karma itself doesn't exist, but the situation you're in definitely allows you to create a close alternative.
Alternatively, if you happen to remember how exactly you were shot down by her ~9 years ago, shoot her down in as close to that exact phrasing as possible.
Sure you could just go and tell her to take a hike and exercise, but rather than it seeming like Karma, it'll more easily be seen as you just being a dick after all, kind of justifying her shooting you down in the past in her eyes.
Try to accept the compliments, try to enjoy the attention, and wait for her to try and make a move on you. Let her actually ask you out before shooting her down the exact same way she did, let her put the effort in and whatnot. Don't shoot her down right away at some vague hint, but bide your time.
It may seem harsh, but the tables are turned.
She didn't think you were a looker back then and for that shot you down even if she didn't actively say or imply it were your looks that made her refuse back then.
Using this aforementioned course of actions, you'll practically place her in the exact same position you were back then, allowing her to experience how it was for you. If she didn't say it was your looks, don't say it either. She'll definitely know, and you'll have the grace and "justice" on your side, so to speak.
This is assuming you're still somehow not able to let it all go. If you already past it and don't care about any "Karma" or getting back to someone or whatever, you can simply never initiate contact and keep your responses short, knowing you dodged a bullet back then if she found your physique that important back then and still now, rather than your personality first and foremost.
Her loss, provided you're not still caught up in it.
>Asking a lot of questions ie. Do you still like me? Are you single?
what the fuck.
This is happening to me too. The age of the robot has began.
>semi-popular girl who i had a crush on
>she ignores me (rightfully) for being fat
>years later lose weight and join the airforce
>suddenly she send me a friends request
>she is wrinkly and shit, look worse than she did 6 years ago
I'm in the same situation senpai,
>ask girl out in high school
>she turns me down
>study hard in college
>get that degree in computer editing
>get a very well paying job
>my own place, a car, ect
>She contacts me 6 years later asking "to hang and maybe a bit more ;)"
>mfw she's fat and has a kid
Dude just fuck women, if you didn't want me when I was broke and a loser, why would I want you if you're broke, fat, and would be forced to raise another man's child?
>Don't use Facebook
>Don't get into those situations
>ex cheats on me and doesn't try to hide it at all
>fuck off out of her life
>she eventually has 3 kids and has gone through 5 boyfriends
>asks to hang out so i entertain her
>tries to sleep with me but i remind her that she has a very nice bf taking care of 3 kids that aren't his
L O L
I dont even know what to say about it lads
girls are really fucked up.
got a slightly better job, that sounds MUCH better when spoken about
a good number of the hoes, and girls i tried hollering at suddenly appear in my store, and still do from time to time
one of them even came in the my store with their mother as the "excuse"
bitches are literally insane
If you didnt want me while I'm building, you dont get me as a finished project
I wish my older brother was smarter about this aspect of dating
>If you didnt want me while I'm building, you dont get me as a finished project
Sir do you want to live in this construction site? No? Well you don't get to live in the completed house
Sir do you want to eat this raw meat? No? Well you don't get this steak
Sir do you want to drive this pile of steel and rubber? No? Well you don't get to drive this car
You realize that you sound totally clueless right?
Does this do it for you? Pepe doesn't really go in for the "disinterested" look, so it's kinda tough
I'm not a house to live in I'm not a steak to be cooked for sustence I am not a car to drive you
DAMN BITCH. Are men just literal tools to you? Oh wait...
I think you mean
>Sir do you want the houses construction site here? No? Well you don't get to live in the completed house
>Sir do you want this cut of meat? No? Well you don't get this steak when its done
>Sir do you want to drive this pile of steel and rubber? No? Then walk
remember, they had sex, and that is all that matters in Normieville, 4chan
Who cares if you'll be fucking younger, and younger girls while they deal with their bullshit(And todays couples have SOME HUGE bullshit), and immaturity problems?
At least fucking younger girls is what you should be aiming for once well off.
you guys are getting it twisted up. you lost then, but you win now. it doesn't change the fact that you lost then. don't worry about karma -- it's all in your head. just win now.
of course the way you win against single mothers is to ignore them.
She's looking for a provider, now that she's used goods.
you should have convinced her to leave her husband, sell all her stuff and fly to australia only for you to not pick her up at the airport.
Imagine the justice fill your body while imagining her stranded across the world in an airport with her diaper shitting kids
i'd honestly have to know more about the girl.
this happened to me. but the girl is a really self-absorbed person. (so basically an average woman.) so i decided that dealing with the hurt of being her "alternate choice" for years, along with the typical female bullshit, was not worth it. i didn't even reply and blocked her. (it was on okcupid.)
HOWEVER... if i could tell that she had mellowed and learned humility with age, things might have been different. but her page was just paragraph after paragraph about how she's a literary, wanderlust, netflix blah blah blah. and she's not even a college girl or something. she's fucking 28. so nah. fuck that. curved as fuck.