Hey robots, you might remember me from going to the zoo with the 26 year old virgin. I got a feeling she's as close to a real life fembot I've ever encountered.
>no facebook or other social media
>virgin at age 26
>does not own a smarthphone
>is into anime
>collects dolls casually
>is interested to learn MTG
>wants to play vidya with me
We're going out to an italian place for our third date, should I kiss her on the mouth by the end of that evening?
It's a shame really, r9k dismissed her for being "ugly" but by settling in the look department I've gained so much more back.
She also looks a lot better in person. So robots are you proud of me? Will YOU lower your standards to find joy?
Pic related is her.
Third date is the kiss date. You HAVE to do it, Anon.
That makes no sense. I fucking love my phone, but they're making most people fucking stupid. I don't see the advantage in a gf or bf having one.
Sounds like me except I have a horribly disfigured body with a pretty okay face.
Go in for the kiss, OP! Make more threads and tell us about her tits and what your first time is like. Let us experience your loss of virginity.
Also, make sure you both don't eat something really garlicy or take mints/gum with you. I mean Italian and first kiss seems like it could be bad news bears, bro.
How does this make you retarded? It is a complete waste if you don't have anyone to talk to and you aren't addicted to the interwebs like people that can't run a simple errand without goofing off on it.
I realize my autism flared up.
op you do realize there are bot here who do nothing but collect the pics of real life fems posted here(no matter how butterfaced)and masturbate to them.
I wonder how your gf would feel to know you've not only uploaded her before depraved bots to be insulted and made fun of, but also to be locked away inside many o"bots jackoff folder.
>Sounds like me except I have a horribly disfigured body with a pretty okay face.
You do realise you could get a 6/10+ bf if you actually wanted, right? you don't even need to put effort into anything.
I...Don't know about that. I'm talking horribly disfigured as in I look like this woman, but without the busted face. My nipples point down, my legs and arms look worse because they had more fat and I'm covered from my shoulders to my knees in deep, painful looking stretch marks. My stomach will probably look worse as well since I'm still working on things.
if this brothers you so much, just workout. it will really help give you tone and remove the unsightly chub. as for the stretchmarks, no one really cares about that shit, like no guy given the chance to fuck a chick will think twice about stretchmarks, same goes for downward pointing nips.
>like no guy given the chance to fuck a chick will think twice about stretchmarks
that's now true. Stretchmarks is like one of the biggest turn offs for me. I'd rather date a fat chick without them than a skinny one with bad stretchmarks
I didn't lose it all yet. I've lost 127 lbs in the past year, but I still need to lose something like 60 or 80 perhaps. You can't see it in the photos, but my arms are massive at about 18 inches around because there is so much loose skin there in particular.
It took a while to think about posting this today. Sorry, I didn't realize my mirror was dirty at the time I took the photo on the right and I didn't plan on showing it.
Not completely. I was morbidly obese even as a child and the only adult in my life was as well and passed those terrible habits to me. My body was going to be pretty screwed up no matter when I had the will to lose the weight, but I did make it worse by only now gaining that strength.
It is pretty bad, I'd say that you're screwed if you were male, but obviously as you're living life on easy mode you still can get chads without efforts and live normal social/sexual life