>"The next guy to walk into the room has to kiss all

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This. I do this.

i kiss all the girls, what else would i do?

pass up on an opportunity to kill so many good looking women? fuck that

>>26123727


look for the ugliest/fattest one because I have low self confidence and would feel comfortable kissing a girl with the same outlook as me.

the really hot girls would be able to tell i am uncomfortable the second i lay on eyes on them.

>>26123727
I'd EAT all the EGGS

>>26123727

None of them look genuinely happy to be there.

>hear them say "ew not anon" and giggle to each other
>quietly back out of the room

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>>26123727
how abouwt you kizz my ASSS!!! hahalol

I say, "I'd take you up on your offer, but I don't want to get oral herpes" and then tip my fedora and brush the dorito crumbs off my cargo shorts.

Start with redhead closest to door, kissing them lightly on the tops of their heads, move counter clockwise from girl to girl.
Then, when I get to the last one and i seem like a big pussy, grab her face real hard, shove my tongue down her throat, wiggle it about, and then run away very quickly.

>>26123752
>not kissing only hot girls making others feel insecure

Anon use your imagination

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They wouldn't let me. I wouldn't want to either. Buncha whores.

*unzips lips*

>>26123727
>bitches and whores
>pick the hottest bitch
>shove her hands down my pants
>bigcockreaction.jpeg
>impending jealousy imminent
>pit them all against each other
>world keeps burning as i watch on

probably have a panic attack and start weeping

I would literally close the door

and run away as fast as I could

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finally a man desperate enough to put up with my psycho issues

>Walk in
>Look around the room
>Say "Ew"
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>26124119
>360 degrees
>walking away

throw a handful of half melted hershy kisses at them and run away

>>26123727
Ugh, Jesus Christ, everyone in that picture is wearing a mountain of fucking makeup. Do normies just have no concept of subtlety?

>>26124142
DUDE are you STUPID or something?!?! HE COULD STILL WALK AWAY, OR BETTER YET, MOONWALK!

>walk in
>turn 900 degrees

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>>26124142
>>26124119
not original enough so here is this shite

>>26123727
I was legitimately in a situation where a mass of girls were being flirtatious with me. I have social anxiety issues, so it was very far from a pleasant experience. Hell, a few girls have noted that it makes me uncomfortable and specifically fuck with me like this to exploit it for laughs

>>26123727
>Kiss?

Ha ha no, as soon as I finish the rape dungeon under my house you will all be impregnated.

>>26124335
>walk in
>keep on turning infinitely

>>26123727
Wait for the next guy

>>26124113
King of Projection

>>26124353

I had this happen to me once and I ran out the house tbvh

>>26124353
This is a terrible feel
I can stand up to any man and his buddies but a pack of women is absolutely terrifying, I think they'd chop your dick off if it gave them pleasure or attention

*unzips male genitals*

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>>26123727
Actually, it was a legit habit in my gymnasium (I live in Europe). Every guy who came to the class had to kiss every girl on the cheek. It was a way to say "hello". I was always late, so you can only imagine how horrible this thing was to me - having physical contact with half of the class.

Learn all their names, blindfold myself, one by one they kiss me and I guess who it is. This way they would really make out with me and be trying to make an impression with their kissing since I can't use my eyes. Then I would comment to them about the kisses and try to get some #s after removing the blindfold. And I would try to get dates. They're all my type except for 2 or 3 of them.

in what world would that happen except when you're at a dumbass party in 3rd grade?

>>26125391
This doesn't happen, where the fuck do you live?

My wrist looks like the male wrist in OP and I'm a fully grown man though, so I'm at a bit of a disadvantage. I'd say less 5% than of hot women will go for really skinny guys. Still it's enough, I just have to look harder.

>>26125391
>things that never happened
So your teacher waited while you kissed everyone?

Nothing, I have a gf and I am loyal

I would walk in, wait at the door and come up and kiss me then

>mishear it as "the next guy to walk into the room has to piss on all the girls"
>unzip pants
>watch them look with a mix of horror and disgust at my tiny micro dwarf penis
>order a full evacuation of fluid from my bladder to my urethra
>urethra is clogged up from semen because I fapped without pissing last night
>go full sprinkler on them while they scream as if I was raping them all simultaneously
>give them the smug pepe and leave

>open the door
>get on the floor
>OH MY GOD I'M HAVING A SEIZURE

>>26123727

Tell them

"Alright, I'll kiss all the girls, starting with the prettiest girl. When you decide who the prettiest girl in the room in, let me know so I can get started"

Knowing my look though, they'd probably have an obese, mentally retarded girl that they all feel sorry for and nominate her as the most prettiest. Women are assholes.

>who wants to go first :^)
>"EWW GET OUT OF HERE YOU MONSTER"

>>26123727
they would just scream and go "eeww" if I stood there

they would call me a creep and phone the cops if I actually tried to kiss any of them

if I left they would giggle knowing that I knew I had no chance

so this is the only option >>26123747

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>do a 270
>walk away

>>26125424
Poland
>>26125448
Of course there was no teacher at the moment.

>>26125585
What's more, that habit exists almost exclusively in my city. I haven't realise it until I met people from other town and tried to kiss some girls I just met.

>what the fuck are you doing, anon?

>>26124353
>Hell, a few girls have noted that it makes me uncomfortable and specifically fuck with me like this to exploit it for laughs
That's some cunty shit right there

rub pee pee
piss my pants