>"The next guy to walk into the room has to kiss all the girls!!!!!"
look for the ugliest/fattest one because I have low self confidence and would feel comfortable kissing a girl with the same outlook as me.
the really hot girls would be able to tell i am uncomfortable the second i lay on eyes on them.
Start with redhead closest to door, kissing them lightly on the tops of their heads, move counter clockwise from girl to girl.
Then, when I get to the last one and i seem like a big pussy, grab her face real hard, shove my tongue down her throat, wiggle it about, and then run away very quickly.
They wouldn't let me. I wouldn't want to either. Buncha whores.
>bitches and whores
>pick the hottest bitch
>shove her hands down my pants
>impending jealousy imminent
>pit them all against each other
>world keeps burning as i watch on
finally a man desperate enough to put up with my psycho issues
not original enough so here is this shite
I was legitimately in a situation where a mass of girls were being flirtatious with me. I have social anxiety issues, so it was very far from a pleasant experience. Hell, a few girls have noted that it makes me uncomfortable and specifically fuck with me like this to exploit it for laughs
This is a terrible feel
I can stand up to any man and his buddies but a pack of women is absolutely terrifying, I think they'd chop your dick off if it gave them pleasure or attention
Actually, it was a legit habit in my gymnasium (I live in Europe). Every guy who came to the class had to kiss every girl on the cheek. It was a way to say "hello". I was always late, so you can only imagine how horrible this thing was to me - having physical contact with half of the class.
Learn all their names, blindfold myself, one by one they kiss me and I guess who it is. This way they would really make out with me and be trying to make an impression with their kissing since I can't use my eyes. Then I would comment to them about the kisses and try to get some #s after removing the blindfold. And I would try to get dates. They're all my type except for 2 or 3 of them.
My wrist looks like the male wrist in OP and I'm a fully grown man though, so I'm at a bit of a disadvantage. I'd say less 5% than of hot women will go for really skinny guys. Still it's enough, I just have to look harder.
>mishear it as "the next guy to walk into the room has to piss on all the girls"
>watch them look with a mix of horror and disgust at my tiny micro dwarf penis
>order a full evacuation of fluid from my bladder to my urethra
>urethra is clogged up from semen because I fapped without pissing last night
>go full sprinkler on them while they scream as if I was raping them all simultaneously
>give them the smug pepe and leave
"Alright, I'll kiss all the girls, starting with the prettiest girl. When you decide who the prettiest girl in the room in, let me know so I can get started"
Knowing my look though, they'd probably have an obese, mentally retarded girl that they all feel sorry for and nominate her as the most prettiest. Women are assholes.
they would just scream and go "eeww" if I stood there
they would call me a creep and phone the cops if I actually tried to kiss any of them
if I left they would giggle knowing that I knew I had no chance
so this is the only option >>26123747
What's more, that habit exists almost exclusively in my city. I haven't realise it until I met people from other town and tried to kiss some girls I just met.
>what the fuck are you doing, anon?