ITT: Post obscure feels. >Want to go to bed >But don't

>>26123110
what happened to your bed anon?

>Wanna go to bed, but can't stop posting dank memes

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>>26123110
>tfw you underestimate the power of your ejaculation and it gets all over your shirt

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>>26123144
I had an airmat. It deflated about 3 months ago and I've slept on the floor since. I don't have enough money to get a new one.

>>26123307
that sucks man, no one should go without a bed.

hope things look up for you.

>>26123307
I want to buy you one so that you aren't on the ground. I don't have much money, but I still want to help you out

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>tfw you murder your own child
suicide seems like a good option

>>26123307
Get a cheapo japanese futon shit is cash as fugggg slept on one for years miss it

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>ex LDR gf is going through CBT
>I talked to her a month ago and she said her psychologist described me as a "risk"

>>26123631
>>26123307
>>26123719

http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/futon/item/5ps9005t-2z/

Here you go nig nogs

>tfw been lying about certain parts of your life so long you've started to believe the lies

>>26123110
>wife is 16 and getting to old because you like 13-year-olds

>>26123795
>What in domestic factories and sewing politely, firmly thickness 10 cm is a futon! Free shipping at this price. Boobs! Store Manager fired up big release
>Boobs!

>The medication is helping.
>The side effects hurt.

>>26123307
how does that happen?

Just go on craigslist and find someone with a piss-stained mattress they want to give away. All you have to pay for is the cleaning product.

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>Thinking about killing a lot of people
>will follow through

>>26123902
I'm fucking poor, that's how.
I work a part time job that pays minimum wage and all I can afford is a cheap 1 BR apartment and really shitty internet. I get like 200 kb/s download.

Most matresses around here (that aren't piss-stained) cost anywhere from 150-300 dollars. The air matress cost me like 50.

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>>26123110
> Have a gf
> Still doesn't realize it cause I've been single my whole life

>going through the drive through
>worker hands me my drink
>don't hand me the straw until I get my food a few minutes later

Why must the universe be so cruel

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>spotify subscription ran out

>>26123852
Translator probably snuck it in i used to do that in china fun times

>>26123957
>living this horrible life instead of just being NEET
what's wrong with you, man?

>>26124010
not everyone has the luxuries you fucking degenerate.

>>26123799
Oh God I know that feel. It really leaves you as a mess

>>26123957
Futon is 25 bucks fag

>>26123795

>>26124010
I have no parents and I'm not severely autistic or disabled enough to get paid for it

>>26123957
The futon is 25 bucks fag

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>>26123795
I'm guessing that the 5,999 yen ones are the thicker/comfier ones, right?

>>26124027
I saw that, I might pick it up once I get paid next week.

>>26124062
I hope you get a comfy blanket to go with r already have one anon thats pretty sad about sleeping on the floor

>>26123957
Dam man i pay $70/month and get 200kbps. Fucking australia

>>26124059
Yup they are the better quality ones etc

>>26124062
Good on you lad make sure to dry it right etc

>my friends and family are all ridiculously successful
>I'm struggling to keep stay afloat
I really wish I could be successful in any way. I don't hate them for it. I only hate my self even more.

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>figuring out an elaborate plan to steal shit without getting caught
>even though I don't actually want to steal anything at all

I'd probably fucked for life if they figure out how to read minds.
I can't even stop myself from doing it, it's just a lot of fun to observe places and coming up with a strategy.

>>26123830
You'd better greentext this.

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>>26123110
>trying proper tongue posture
>whole mouth and jaw hurt like shit
Are the jawline gains worth it?

>>26124044
>I'm not severely autistic or disabled enough to get paid for it
I'd just fake it. NEETbux is infinitely better than working minimum wage and not even being able to buy a bed or decent internet for your effort.

>>26123716
>murder
You sure it was murder?

>>26124481
How can you fake something like that??

>>26123716
I didn't realize it was murder at the time. I was too cowardly to become a parent, and have since realized the gravity of my action. I'm almost driven mad with grief.

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>>26124773
sorry
>>26125010
quoted wrong post

>>26125041
comfy pic anon

>>26124398
>proper tongue posture
what is this

>feel physical pain by touching napkins
>nobody understands
>grew up getting napkins rubbed over me by brothers
>tfw mom told me to deal with it

One time i did the old wd40 and lighter trick on my brothers hair to get back at him

>>26125165
I don't remember the artist's name, most of his stuff is kind of eerie. Glad you liked it though, anon.

>>26125301
The artist's name is the filename.
I'm not into art but that dude is pretty cool in general. I'd be fucked if I knew how to pronounce his name though.

>>26125270

I know this feel, but with cotton balls. Even the thought of the word "cotton" makes my neck stiffen and my teeth itch.

>add guy from r9k
>talk to him every so often
>he increasingly ignores me
>send him crude pictures just to test his limits and be silly
>doesn't reply to me anymore

i think i'll just delete him from me list, lads. i went too far and i feel like a disgusting pervert

>>26125449

I like to add CRUDELY DRAWN PICTURES
he prolly thinks im autistic, which i am.
im fucking embarrassed m8 why did i do this?

>>26125206
Basically it's how your tongue sits in your mouth, and over time it shapes your face and gives you a qt jawline
Basically your whole tongue is supposed to sit on the roof of your mouth (try making a big cheesy smile, then swallowing, that's how it's supposed to be at all times)
I don't think it's worth it though, I'm in constant pain, I think I'm gonna stop

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>>26125871
Forgot pic
But yeah, it's not worth it, I'll just lose weight to get a good jawline

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I have quite an obscure feel.
>lately notice my perception of stuff has changed
>my "items", or how I call them: "objects" feel different
>whenever see more objects stacked, I cannot bring myself to divide them
>saw an object made of clothes in a shape of ball, knew there's my phone in there
>stare at the ball for a few minutes, trying to figure out how to get the phone out
>pick up the entire object, carefully turn it around and put it back in its place, hopinh the phone falls out
>do this for a minute
>phone falls on the floor
Now I cannot pick up my phone

>have a reasonably comfy bed
>taken to sleeping on the floor because I get up earlier and easier
>genuinely considering getting rid of my bed so I have more space in my room

>48 hours after double jaw surgery
>unbearable nasal congestion
>swollen face causing pain
>can't eat
>can't sleep

this is true suffering

>tfw overly attached to someone I've known for less than a week for purely superficial reasons
>we don't even talk

>>26127364
The most fascinating feel I have ever encountered. Tell me more.

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>only reliable friend moved away for good yesterday

>>26123957
>doesn't have a bed
>I work a part time job that pays minimum wage

I am in the exact same position, at least I still have a matress though on the floor, but I really miss a bed

>guy who sucked my dick for $150 kept kissing me and now i feel gross

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>>26128168
It's a really shitty feel
>want to put off my shirt
>wear really baggy, big clothes
>something in my head keeps ringing, cannot divide shirt from my body
>start putting papers between my skin and shirt, until I cannot feel shirt on my skin
>lie on floor, start moving kinda like a snail to shake off my shirt
>once I shake it off, I get up, luckily the papers didn't stick me to the floor
>have a shower, let papers fall off
It's a fucking choir, I hate it. Luckily once the papers get wet, I can just pick them up without bother, but the rest is just a nightmare.
When I want to get out of bad, I pretend to myself that I "feel off", so the "surpervisor" doesn't get mad at me for dividing objects.
I'm thinking of covering my room in papers

>rich
>most suicidal person on this board

>only two friends
>a guy and a girl
>"I guess should probably introduce them to each other"
>they're a couple now
>I've been demoted from a friend to the third wheel
>the barely even call anymore, and when they do it's awkward
>I'm all alone in the world

>steal everyones newspapers like a gremlin thief
>newspaper bed

>>26128303
Give me all of your money so you'll finally have a reason to off yourself. Who knows might even stop me from joining you in thr void

>>26128262
>>26127364
see a doctor faggot

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>>26123110
>tfw no wifi calling
>can't listen to music while taking night walks now