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Kek, do you even measure up to what women really want?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ClOk4hzMg
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>>26121979
Like women know what they actually want.
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i don't have to watch the video to know i don't
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Yeah, I don't. That's why I haven't even tried for a woman in years.
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>>26122011
Dicklet pls

>>26122080
>not being at least 10 inches
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Women are notoriously fucking terrible at gauging penis size.

I guarantee all the past one's they think were 8"+ were 6.5"-7" but knew how to fuck right.
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>>26121979
>>26121979


>5.5 x 4.2 inches
>max you can gain from stretchers and pumps is like 3-4 inches (if you're lucky) in length and 2-3 inches in girth (if you're lucky)

Welp time to kill myself.
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>>26122193
>max you can gain from stretchers and pumps is like 3-4 inches (if you're lucky) in length and 2-3 inches in girth (if you're lucky)
Keep dreaming bro. Max for both is usually 1.5" maximum, and even thats from years of dedication.
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>>26122193
Thats ok man, if you reach 8 inches it may be enough for a small asian girl.
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>asian said seven inches
>drew five inches
I don't get it.
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>>26121979
That filename had me rolling.
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>>26122260
Women have abysmal spacial reasoning.
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>>26122247
>>26122247

nice b8 mait.

I bet you have some "scientific" studies to back that up don't you.

pro-tip : he doesn't
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I honestly doubt any of these women could actually handle a penis that was 8+ inches, except for that old roastie bitch who said she's seen a lot of dicks. She's probably loose as fuck.

Most girls just like to talk shit when it comes to dick size, but really they know nothing.
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>>26122376
Everyone knows the max you can get from any kind of pump/jelqing is around that, and that most of the gains are seen while flaccid not hard. It must seriously suck to have to resort to such risky methods just for a silly thing like your dick though. Who fucking cares, obsess over something that matters.
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>>26122421
>>26122421

>risky
>approved as a medical advice

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448

Nice try shills.
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>>26122190
>girls are given rulers, trace their arms, stack fists on top of each other etc
>"HURR GRILLS DUNT KNOW BOUT PENIZ SIZE ;PPPPP"

you fucking wish dicklet. You might snatch one of those sows when they're thirty and realize 6'2'' multimillionaire astronaut nobel peace prize winner isnt gonna walk into their life but at the end of the day they're just settling and you'll never measure up to their expectations.
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>>26122522
SHILLING FOR FUCKING WHAT?

Not potentially fucking up your dick? Does anybody even know the meaning of that word on this site anymore?
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>>26122528
It's sad to say but this guy is right. Girls usually end up settling for the best they can get after awhile.

I think if given the choice to build their own man, pretty much all women would build 6'3" chads with 8 inch dicks.
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>>26122541
This is r9k. We don't give a FUCK about using words in their proper context, you fucking KEK!
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>tfw have a really big dick with a weird knot in the middle and can barely actually have sex with it
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>go through life thinking I had a 3-4 inch dick
>Actually 5.6

Feels slightly less pathetic, desu.
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>>26121979

Sure, but how many of them are going to marry their perfect penis? About as many as there are men who are going to marry their perfect set of T&A.

It's pointless to worry about this shit. You can't change your offer in this area.
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>You expect me to draw the perfect penis?!?!
>sitting at a desk with paper and pencils right in front of them
nooo
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>given tools to draw IDEAL penis
>all draw forearm-sized carbon rods

Use your fucking imaginations, if you could have ANYTHING would you really not think about texture?
Here's where it's at.
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>>26122541

Pumps really don't hurt you. I got a Chinese bathmate for $15. It makes my dick look positively hateful and the gains last all day until my next pump. I'm not saying it's permanent, just that I'm above baseline until my next shower.

I intend on getting a traction device and using drugs eventually. Vasodilators, growth factors, angiogenic compounds, and traction should get me to my goal. I'm 5.5x 4.5. My girl goes up to 4 7/8 after its gone down, and freshly pumped is around 5". I'd like to me 6.75x5.25. I'm 6'3 so my proportions are fucked. I also want to roid. I don't know how much length my gains will eat but I imagine it's not much. As long as I have 6" and a big strong ass from squats and kettlebell pelvic thrust swings I should be able to hurt any woman. I think 7"+ I'd run into problems bottoming out. I've choked girls and made their ass bleed as is so I don't want to be too big, but I do want it to be enough it's uncomfortable and painful. I like petite girls and I don't knew if ins really proportional. I know I'm not so I'm guessing girls are the same.

At least I have vascular forearms. I think it's aesthetic as fuck.
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I drew the penis I'd want my husband to have. I'm a guy.
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>>26122829
You might as well just get the surgery.
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>>26122829
>I should be able to hurt any woman.
Why do you want to hurt women so much?
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>>26122865
>wants both balls to be on one side of penis
:(
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>>26122829

Jesus fucking Christ, I think this is the most insecure post I've read this week.
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No wonder people like Asians. She's the only one with a realistic expectation. Whats up with the nigger and wanting a horse dick.
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>>26122865
That's either a really short dick or a thick as fuck average sized dick
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>>26122772

I've thought about this before. I read on Wikipedia some shitskin yuros used to smash their cocks open with mallets and push beads inside the lacerated parts. After I'm do with PE I thought about silicone enhancements. I still don't know. Maybe one of those poo in loo piercings too, the glans piercing through the top/ bottom, left right, or maybe both. I don't like piercings though, I'd rather something more natural looking but still an obvious but subtle adornment.

Tattoos are shit too. Why do that when you can instead roid, inject that local volumizing oil, and do fat removal and transplants, and implants. I'm thinking oil in calves, fat in ass, implants in pecs, and roid for the rest.
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>>26122359
Asians especially. That's why they can't drive for shit
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>>26122880

What surgery? I plan on regeneration of the prepuce as soon as it's available. If you mean the tendon that makes him stand up I'd rather keep it as is.

>>26122892

I'm kind of a sadist. I can be sweet too but I believe sex should be uncomfortable if not outright painful.

>>26122950

It's not insecurity so much as wanting to be better. I've always been competitive since my youth and want perfection. I never really considered changing my penis until the last couple years when I realized that maybe PE isn't bullshit after all. Superficial and narcissistic sure, but not insecure. I want to be perfect. I'm not ashamed of what I have. Obviously it gets the job done if I've made a girl bleed before. But it's certainly within 1sd of the mean.
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>>26123066
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fda-approved-penis-implant-penuma-elist_us_56aa79aae4b05e4e3703b3b6?ir=Science&section=us_science&utm_hp_ref=science

Will set you back 13 grand though. Its a for sure thing at least.
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>>26122829
> just that I'm above baseline until my next shower.
This is what I fear. I don't believe those effects are permanent. 7 or 7.5 would be pretty nice, but I think I will need to live with 6.5 for the rest of my life.
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>>26122772
also, updating with color because that's really important for me personally.
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>>26123066
>>26123066

Pretty much, I'm 20 and my father was big so I feel like I should be able to get decent gains with some supplements and a decent regime. I'm saving roids for a last resort.

Also My penis is the same size as yours, and It bothers me so fucking much. I'll resort to any method to get it past 7 inches, hopefully closer to 8 inches.

I'm also going to have a pretty good job in a year, so I'll have money as well. I refuse to settle, I'm either going to meet my goals or die trying.

I will not settle for an average wife, my bitch is either going to look like wendy fiore and cook my dinner and suck my schlong every night, or I'm probably just going to put a bullet through my head as soon as my parents die bc I don't want to put them through my suicide.
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>>26122641
Why did you think that?
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>>26122972
>struggle to make your penis bigger
>want to ruin it by getting piercings through the most sensitive part
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>>26123135
The thing's absolutely tiny when flaccid, to the point where I don't even have to hold it.

That and it's not noticeable when I get erect while wearing jeans.

I never really looked at it well until I started getting into shape, and it's pretty nice looking, if a bit small.
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>>26123122
Why is this penis melting and covered in leaking pimples?
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>>26123274
>and it's pretty nice looking, if a bit small.
>tfw ugly big penis
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>>26123294
The head has delicate ruffled edges and the nodes are tiny lubricant leaking erogenous zones, kind of like tiny cock heads all over the shaft.
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>>26123101

That sounds really cool. I had never heard of that. I'm at work but I'll watch the video later.

I don't like jewtilation required but I just get it first then regenerate his hat, I was cut at birth. Worst case scenario his hat regrows too small. I'm no expert but I don't think size is hard coded, maybe it regenerates right, or I use corticosteroid cream and stretch like they do with phimosis bros. This sounds a lot more fun than painful injections and hours of autistically tugging that might break my dick.
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>>26123322
Ron Jeremy isn't famous because he's pretty, anon.

My little guy may look pretty sharp, but that doesn't mean anything to anyone.

That said, I'm pretty happy with the 2.5 inches I've received, in my own perception, considering I used to pray for 5''.
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>>26123461
It means something to me.
pics pls
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>>26123554
Dicks shorter than 8'' should never be filmed
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>>26123599
Not if they're aesthetic.
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They don't even have a penis themselves, so THEY are the ones who don't measure up to what WE want.
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This is why western women are garbage.

god why can't every girl just be replaced with east asian girls?
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>>26123940
If every girl is east asian than no girls are east asian.
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>>26123962
Uh who cares atleast they'll be cute
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>>26122406
Maybe girls brag about being size queens like some guys would brag about their bench or their alcohol tolerance. Which is all baseless e-stating.
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>>26121979
>that part when the beta director spills his spaghetti and creeps the girl out but they leave it in the final edit.
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>>26121979
Notice how none of them are black?
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>>26123940
Nigger "ideal" doesn't mean expected.
How would the girl in your ultimate fantasy look? Now think about a girl you'd date and be on even terms with.
The first would probably be drastically more attractive than the second.
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>>26121979
fucking whores I have a 3 inch penis nearly 4 inch fuck my life up fucking hell just kill myself.
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>>26124173
It's perfect penis.

If you asked a dude to draw the perfect pussy, you'd get a 10/10 innie that few women actually have.

That doesn't mean that Patty McMeatCurtains doesn't get laid.
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Fact: If you only want casual sex, you shouldn't care about penis size.
Having a small dick is the woman's problem, not your's.
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>>26124256
That's the worst part about being a pinpricked faggot.

Since sex is so rare, you cherish it and want the partner willing to participate in it with you to have the same amount, if not more, pleasure, but are all too often unable to provide it.

I hope there are some big dicked dudes out there who actively want to pleasure women.
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>>26124229
>you'd get a 10/10 innie that few women actually have.

roastie detected. The dicks are genetics, roasties aren't, they are caused by constant pounding from many cocks
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>>26121979
They probably can't even notice the difference between what they drew and a 7" dick. Women have a shit sense of proportion, it's why they fucking suck at driving/parking.
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>>26124229

Labiaplasty is easy. Cut the minora out, trim the hood, and inject a lot of fat into the mons and majora. An aesthetic penis is much harder to get. For starters most Americans are cut, and even intact it's hard because it's all on the outside. A vagina just needs a nice facade.
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>>26121979
What did she say?

English is not my mother tongue
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>>26125067
she says "big penises are evil because they give you stomach cramps"
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>>26125067
she likes small penises and saggy balls.

Turns out the tumblr whore is a robots best match.
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>>26125134
She just wants a pin-dicked Chad though.
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>>26125134

Why would that be a good match for a robot? I don't want a roastie slut. The only acceptable penises to like are none or mine. Anything further preferences means she is not an ideal mate for me.
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>>26124437

Or you become resentful and have an 'I got mine' attitude. I'd rather a bitch didn't cum.
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>>26124454
Try educating yourself outside of a japanese sushi eating hugbox.
jk, well baited m'sir :^)
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>>26125104
thank you anon-sama
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>Why would I draw my Ex Boyfriends penis?

C U C K E D
U
C
K
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>>26122829
>I should be able to hurt any woman
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All you guys insecure about your dick... Women don't mind unless your less than 7x5.5, stop worrying
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>>26121979
As a gay XD 2D dicks > anything 3D
The reason why 7+ is considered good is because the length is aesthetically pleasing, not because it's more pleasurable (not that I would know)
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>>26121979
>7.1 inch cockadoodler
>Never measured the girth
Feels bad man
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>>26122528
underrated filename
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>>26123122
I know you're probably racist but c-could you please make a qt brown version?
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>>26121979
Skip to 1:08 for the real content goyims
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>>26123066
>Obviously it gets the job done if I've made a girl bleed before.
Oh, Anon
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>>26122972
Who else /losingit/ here?

lmao
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>>26123122
>6.28 inch diameter
this is a baby head
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>>26123979
>or their alcohol tolerance
But anon my alcohol tolerance is fucking insane. I've been drinking heavily since at least 16. In my entire life I have met only one person who can outdrink like me, and I met him through /r9k/.
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>>26123683
I've got some news for you anon.... shouldn't come as too much of suprise
ur gey
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>>26122641
>go through life thinking im 5-6 inches
>actually 4 inches if that
feels bad man
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all those drawings were literally large sized dildos. Never mentioned anything about my curve and one said uncircumcised was weird WTF

I fucking hate this shit. And she kept talking about girth too, like they all want fat fucking dicks the shape of a fist for their gaping holes.

goddamn it I hate my dick. n
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I have 5 inches. I know my place.
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>>26121979
>have 6.5 inch cock
>girls all think it's huge

Women don't know shit about cocks. No girl has ever said I have a small cock. Sent this picture to many girls.
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>>26127303
I showed one girl my peen and she asked if I even went through puberty and laughed. Never again.
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>>26127303
This.
I'm the same size and most bitches complain it hurts for the first few minutes.
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The fact that this video exist and people participated in it is just depressing.
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>>26127346

Especially that ugly one who brags about how large her boyfriends 10" penis is or whatever
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>>26127303
>have 6.5 inch cock
That is well above average.
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>Have 7 inch dick
>Gotten compliments from multiple girls on my dick size
>Some have told me to slow down when having sex because i reach too far into them and it's "too much"

If a chick draws a forearm-size dick she either doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about or she's fisting herself regularly.
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>>26127389
Wish it was bigger though but I guess that's life what you have is never good enough.
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>>26127317
;_; iktf, and im 5.5in

i wish prostitution was legal
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>This whole thread

lel
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>>26122627
knot?
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>>26122193
>>26122247
Don't lie to yourselves, the max you can get is a damaged penis and ruptured blood vessels. any gain is temporary swelling
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>>26125067

Her face fucking screams TRIGGERED
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Stomache cramps is real. My gf always complains about it aftrer a good fucking.
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>>26127303
mfw bone pressed is 6-6.5 on a good day but i am fat and have a turkey neck dick due to tight circuckcision. Makes my dick look like 3 inches on side or bottom due to ballsack being attached 3/4th the way up shaft.

how fix.
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>>26122627
We need pictures.

>>26121979
Loved the old slut who bragged about seeing heaps of cocks.
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>>26128159
>ballsack being attached 3/4th the way up shaft.
HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FREAK SHOW US PICS I NEED A LAUGH!
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>be me
>6 inch dick
>gf has sex with me
>she has trouble taking it all, can feel me hitting her cervix when i put her legs over my shoulders
>asks me about my penis size
>'wow, i thought it would be 8 inches'

Women are retards bros, they don't know what they are talking about when they describe penises.
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>>26121979
Obligatory. To Hell with women who insist it's a man's job to make them happy.
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Doesn't even affect me anymore OP. I don't care about my average but unsatisfying penis size anymore. Nobody will see it.
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>>26124454
And almost all women get constantly pounded by cocks, so perfect innies are still rare.
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>>26128710
My gf was a virgin and she was a little bit roastie. We were together for 3 years and it kept the same. Sorry guys maybe it's like the karma and they inherit the poundings of their previous lifes, but not the current one.
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>>26128159
idk im not a cock doctor man.
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>>26127146
Girth I meant
>>26126888
I try not to be totally racist, the color thing is a reason I do shy from pornographic material of black men though, black genitalia often seems to go greyer or blacker.
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>>26126888
Looked at some art photography (I thought they'd care more about aesthetic coloration of genitals, and I was right), found decent resources.
Here's a black xeno dick.
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>>26127324
its a turn off for me when i hurt a girl while fucking her, i'm too nice maybe beta. im about 6.5-7 inches length but my dick is thicker than my wrist.
made a small Vietnamese girl cry but she wanted to keep going because she liked how "stretched out" she felt

by the end of it her vaginal canal was a gaping hole. yet her pussy always shrunk back down to a small size the next time we tried no matter how often we fucked.
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>>26130493
This is an original expression of t-thanks
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>>26124000
are you blind? fuck the robot
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>6.5x5.5

I'd say I'm pretty avarage.

I don't know what these cunts are on about, 10 inches is huge, I doubt a lot of porn stars could take that without wincing.

I honestly think women just don't have any idea what they want.
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>>26122829
I read a lot of sad pathetic posts, but this one takes the cake.
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>>26122122
anyone have the different shopped versions of this where the cock gets progressively and comically bigger?


also
>tfw you measure up perfectly
ayyyyy
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Well if that's what they want, then so be it. At least I don't have to worry about beta providing for some bitch.
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