>tfw you weren't born a girl and have yo live life in

I don't want to bleed every month desu senpai.

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>>26121702
gr8 stuff m8
>you'll die
>body decomposes into the rest of earth
>somewhere along the way you'll right back in a woman's tummy
>you'll have as many chances as possible to be born a grill
>sure you won't remember your past life, but then again, why would you?
although I have a horrible phobia of death, I'm just glad some people will get to live the life they truly want. Just become a trap for now, and wait for your turn to come back later on as a qt 3.14 desu senpai

>>26121815
>die
>everyone goes to hell
>butt-fucked by demons for eternity

What if this happens instead?

>>26121724
Just get pregnant bruh.

>no periods
>people pamper you throughout the entire thing and after
>eat whatever you want
>can have unprotected sex all day because you can't get more pregnant
>the government gives you more money for having more kids

Niggers have the right idea. Just pop out a kid every year and rake in the welfare checks.

>>26121702

Just cut your balls off desu :3

>>26121858
Then you'll finally get laid.

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>>26121858
>not being a fedora tipping athiest
>2014+3-1
just don't believe in it, and it won't exist.

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>>26121815
>become a trap

I cant even don that because of living situation so i just want to lash out at people all the time. I literally have unpopular opinions on basically everything that would only be acceptable to people if I was a girl too. Sometimes i wonder what i did in my past life to be forced into living this one

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>>26121973
Hey man, think of it like this, dawg. If from this point on, you keep being a nice person, just to try and get that wish to be a grill in your next life, then maybe, just maybe, it can happen. It never hurts to try.

>>26121858
That's just some made up shit by the jewish. They're the ones who have a piper to pay to shaytan for destroying the world to gather sheckles. Not me

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>>26121897
>2016
>namefagging

>>26122100

It's called tripfagging. Filter me or stfu ya dyke.

>He doesn't know how to filter tripcodes

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>>26122143
>i care

I dont

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>>26122023
Ok now that i got that out of the way i'll try being a bit nicer but life is suffering. The only part about death that is kinda scary i think is the pain.. ehh

>>26122280
>the pain
just live a healthy life-style and die in your sleep
ez
no pain, no problem.
or wait until assisted suicide is legal.

>>26122177

Yet here you are, anon.

>>26122326
I'm a health nut already desu. Idk if I'll luck out qnd get a painless one but no way would I suicide. I'm a bit autistic and the thought of someone getting away with literally killing me drives me insane worse than living unhappy

>>26121896
This is my fetish, if I was a woman I'd probably be a professional surrogate. Maybe doing some camwhore stuff for extra dosh.

>>26121702
It's such a shit feel. Knowing your whole life was destined to be awful just because you lost a coin flip at conception.

What would your father or grandfather think if he knew that you went to anime boards and telling people you wish you were a woman so you didn't have to deal with responsibility?

Does anyone on this board ever look at the shit they post and think "wow. I'm a disgusting girlyman and I'm slowly bringing about the fall of the west by existing"

>>26123269
The west deseves to fall down if I get to be happy that way tbqh