Ribbits, Why don't you get a job?

>>26121673
I'd rather kill myself
Im not depressed or anything, but I just can't imagine doing anything, so I will do nothing until I am not able to

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>>26121708

Amen brother, Amen!

>Going to be kicked out soon
>Already got a backpack with hobo good ready to go

>>26121708
Good outlook. Stay at home and play games for as long as you possibly can. There will come a time when you can't.

>>26121735
Where are you planning to go?

I have a job, though.

>>26121747
>implying it's impossible to work from home

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>tfw my parents never ask about me getting a job because they know they fucked me up and don't expect anything from me

but i do have a job

was a p big mistake 2bh family

>>26121673
I have one though.

>>26122366
It is for robots. Faggot.

>>26122366
Working from home would be the dream. Never talking to the public, and getting a paycheck.

>>26122424
How so? What was the job?

>>26121673
It's not the working part that is hard for me, it's getting a job. It's the effort you'd need to apply, it's the fact that there's no jobs available in my area, it's the fact that I have no resume or anything to put on a resume, it's the idea of just every job application asking questions I just can't answer and it's shitty awkward terrible interviews.

If I could just have a part-time job I'd probably be fine. I'm good at making people leave me alone so I wouldn't have to socialise with any workmates and I'm pretty patient and tolerant for retardedness from customers. I really wish I did just have some shitty part-time job. I wish I drove so I could deliver pizzas.

>>26122707
>looking for a job
>ikea shelf stocker position open
>asked for a fucking cover letter
why do shitty dead end entry level jobs want resumes and recommendations?

>>26122707
Yeah, getting a job is an awful process. Unless you have experience and know you can just go to the competing company for where you used to work, you're kind of fucked.

I'm watching my mom, after 20+ years of no job and my little brother both try to get jobs now. I'm glad I'm not the only person who finds the job application filling out and the impersonalness of the whole process gag inducing. My mom doesn't understand half the shit on them because she's rather simple and when I walked her through an online application she couldn't answer the retarded survey questions every other entry level job makes you answer nowadays.

>>26122761
Because hiring people isn't a charity. There are many people who want that job and the company will always try to find the best possible candidate. A person who puts in effort and has people who will say they are a decent person who has a proven record will always look like a better option.

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>>26122339

I'm not 100% sure. I have some money. Probably just walk from city to city, sleeping in the woods whenever possible.

Supposedly you can train hop from place to place. I really don't want to go end up in prison as a hobo

>>26122847
prison has free room and board
On the other hand, prison has no internet

I have a great job, what the fuck am I doing here again?

>>26122526
I haven't actually spoken verbally to any of my coworkers ever. I got the job via an email interview. It's lonely, but the comfort makes up for it.

>>26122873

>Prison
>When I'm a robot, skinny nerd faggot

Yeah, no thanks. Being homeless sounds infinitely better.

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Trying my best to get a job.
I had an interview today but I feel a little shakey about it.
Dad said he doesn't see why they shouldn't call back to let me know if I'm being hired. It's just seasonal, surely it can't be that hard right?

Other than that, I'm still trying to become a wagecuck.

>>26122847
Alternatively, get a job on a train?

>>26122873
If prison had internet, and if I could stay in my cell all day, I would absolutely go to prison.

Can we get Bernie Sanders to make that a campaign promise? "INTERNET IS A HUMAN RIGHT. EVEN FOR PRISONERS."

>>26121673

I have a fucking job you pissant little shit. I'M OUT HERE MAKING DECISIONS, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO? SHITPOST WITH STOCK IMAGES YOU FOUND IN A THREE-SECOND GOOGLE SEARCH? I'M RUNNING THIS SHIT YOU FUCK.

>>26123059
And warm socks and body pillows

I had a job, for like 5+ years. Hated it. Thought about driving in front of an on-coming train each day while driving there each day.

I recently quit it and am living off savings for a while. I don't know what I'll do when I'm forced to go back into the workplace.

I did get a job and I hate it. I'm a gas station attendant and make $9 an hour. This is awful. I miss being a NEET. I hate it, but I don't actually give enough of a shit to do anything about it. I just want to complain. I'm lazy. I don't care about anything.

>>26123264
Ever got robbed?