Who /lovestheirjob/ here?
>been working as a security guard for 3 months
>love it, I'm currently stationed at an abortion clinic
>my job is to tell normie christfag protesters to fuck off when they are in the parking lot and dont let them inside the building
>there is days where there is no protesters so I just sit in my guard station and read, shitpost or play vidya.
>the pay is not so good however it is above minimum wage so thats pretty good, also going to college at the same time
>Just made a huge upgrade to my gaming rig
I love my job guys, security is really a robot's dream job.
Do the ovens out back have horns on them?
fellow security here, currently at work. I'd post a picture of my shoeless feet up on the wall as I have nothing to do but watch YouTube videos, but I'm sure someone would find a way to get me fired
>working security at a club
>some little faggot is trying to get a fight out of me
>calls me a bald headed cunt
>calls me a skinny cunt (actually a bit fat)
>tries to grab me
>*phyco mode initiate*
>grab his collar and look him in his beady little crack head eyes
>"listen here you scrawny fucking degenerate, you don't want to fuck with me, not tonight, not ever. you keep this shit up and i will fucking kill you."
>he shits himself and walks away
>all the other normies look at me scared
>feels good man, mfw
Work as teir 2 helpdesk.
Its a better and I'm happier then when I worked in retail, but it's too much responsibility for me to "love" it (some things I get calls on are very time critical).
I just need to get the same job at another company thats not so mega huge, where I can be lazy for at least 15 minutes so I can hear myself think for at least a little bit.
But it is nice needing to place service calls out with other venders and being on hold for 20 minutes sometimes, just sit there and make origami.
>work in IT
>extremely laid back
>kinda fun sometimes
>make enough money to support myself completely + full benefits
>have cozy 1 bedroom apartment
>plenty of spending money for whatever childish shit I want like 3lbs of saltwater taffy
>put in my time and I get to come home and spend the rest of the evening sitting naked in my armchair playing vidya
>can spend an entire day fapping and nobody will ever interrupt
>tfw the feels are gone
>tfw attained robot nirvana
I don't have a degree, I dropped out of uni several times. I got started as a part-time employee doing basic stuff like installing programs for people or setting up new computers and sweeping the floors in the downtime. I kept to myself, didn't goof off and made a point of doing a thorough job of things and my boss (who is also kind of a robot) liked that. All that time spent as a NEET in front of a computer turned out to be a good thing, go fucking figure.
>15 mins walk to/from work through chinatown and past a bottle shop
>eat amazing asian takeaway every night
>easily able to afford my own studio apartment and bills
>drink lots of nice beers
>buy all the vidya I want
existence is comfy robots
I really wish I grew up back when IT is booming, my dad has numerous stories of people working help desk jobs and all of them right now are working 6 figure salary jobs and living comfy as fuck lives?
I enjoy my job.
>Paid hourly and a decent wage. Low stress, 8 hour shifts and extremely stable but sometimes mind numbing work.
>Single with no kids, no pets, no plants; live alone and have had a vasectomy. Not ashamed to get a prostitute or some middle aged bitch. Can leave on a road trip and not have to worry about a dog or baby sitter.
>Own my late model car.
>Honed my work ethics and discipline and hardly a procrastinator. No excuse anyways as I have almost no responsibilities.
>Live something of a minimalist and tidy lifestyle. I believe in minimizing even responsibiliy, hence no pets or even plants.
>Not a big spender but do enjoy occasional luxury purchases such as an IMAX movie, firearm, and sushi here and there; stellar credit.
>More than half way through my house payments.
>If I continue at this rate, I should be able to retire by my mid 50s with a substantial amount in savings.
>Basically a mountain man with all the luxuries of a modern life.
SO MUCH FREE TIME TO BE HAD NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.