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Who /lovestheirjob/ here?

>been working as a security guard for 3 months
>love it, I'm currently stationed at an abortion clinic
>my job is to tell normie christfag protesters to fuck off when they are in the parking lot and dont let them inside the building
>there is days where there is no protesters so I just sit in my guard station and read, shitpost or play vidya.
>the pay is not so good however it is above minimum wage so thats pretty good, also going to college at the same time
>Just made a huge upgrade to my gaming rig

I love my job guys, security is really a robot's dream job.
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>>26120981

Do the ovens out back have horns on them?
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>>26120981

I work nights in an office building. All I do for twelve hours is write on my report that nothing happened, and play on my laptop.

Security is great.
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>>26121044
what?

original desu senpai
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fellow security here, currently at work. I'd post a picture of my shoeless feet up on the wall as I have nothing to do but watch YouTube videos, but I'm sure someone would find a way to get me fired
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>>26121086
I think he's trying to ask, do you guys burn the aborted babies in the fires of hell?
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>be me
>working security at a club
>some little faggot is trying to get a fight out of me
>calls me a bald headed cunt
>laugh
>calls me a skinny cunt (actually a bit fat)
>laugh
>tries to grab me
>*phyco mode initiate*
>grab his collar and look him in his beady little crack head eyes
>"listen here you scrawny fucking degenerate, you don't want to fuck with me, not tonight, not ever. you keep this shit up and i will fucking kill you."
>he shits himself and walks away
>all the other normies look at me scared
>feels good man, mfw
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Reporter for small paper in rural Colorado. Fucking love it. Even made AP and wash post last summer.
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>>26121476
How'd you land that? Sounds fresh.
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Work as teir 2 helpdesk.
Its a better and I'm happier then when I worked in retail, but it's too much responsibility for me to "love" it (some things I get calls on are very time critical).
I just need to get the same job at another company thats not so mega huge, where I can be lazy for at least 15 minutes so I can hear myself think for at least a little bit.
But it is nice needing to place service calls out with other venders and being on hold for 20 minutes sometimes, just sit there and make origami.
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>work in IT
>extremely laid back
>kinda fun sometimes
>make enough money to support myself completely + full benefits
>have cozy 1 bedroom apartment
>plenty of spending money for whatever childish shit I want like 3lbs of saltwater taffy
>put in my time and I get to come home and spend the rest of the evening sitting naked in my armchair playing vidya
>can spend an entire day fapping and nobody will ever interrupt
>tfw the feels are gone
>tfw attained robot nirvana
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>>26120981
Fucked any fetus lately?
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>>26122623
Do you have a degree? I want to go into it but idk if I need to get a degree or not.. How did you get into the field?
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>>26122859
I don't have a degree, I dropped out of uni several times. I got started as a part-time employee doing basic stuff like installing programs for people or setting up new computers and sweeping the floors in the downtime. I kept to myself, didn't goof off and made a point of doing a thorough job of things and my boss (who is also kind of a robot) liked that. All that time spent as a NEET in front of a computer turned out to be a good thing, go fucking figure.
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>ITbot
>easy work
>15 mins walk to/from work through chinatown and past a bottle shop
>eat amazing asian takeaway every night
>good money
>easily able to afford my own studio apartment and bills
>drink lots of nice beers
>buy all the vidya I want

existence is comfy robots
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>>26123327
I really wish I grew up back when IT is booming, my dad has numerous stories of people working help desk jobs and all of them right now are working 6 figure salary jobs and living comfy as fuck lives?
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>>26123417
studio apartments are so fucking comfy bro
even if I could afford a larger apartment I'm not sure if I would make the switch
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>>26121458

Good shit anon, keep those fuckers in line. How tall are you? Manlets can't get away with that.
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>>26123510
I've only been here for like 7 months but it's the fucking best. Everything is so comfy
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I'm going to university next year should I do a bachelors degree in IT or teaching idk what would be more comfy the holidays teachers get is crazy.
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>>26120981
I enjoy my job.
>Paid hourly and a decent wage. Low stress, 8 hour shifts and extremely stable but sometimes mind numbing work.
>Single with no kids, no pets, no plants; live alone and have had a vasectomy. Not ashamed to get a prostitute or some middle aged bitch. Can leave on a road trip and not have to worry about a dog or baby sitter.
>Own my late model car.
>Honed my work ethics and discipline and hardly a procrastinator. No excuse anyways as I have almost no responsibilities.
>Live something of a minimalist and tidy lifestyle. I believe in minimizing even responsibiliy, hence no pets or even plants.
>Not a big spender but do enjoy occasional luxury purchases such as an IMAX movie, firearm, and sushi here and there; stellar credit.
>More than half way through my house payments.
>If I continue at this rate, I should be able to retire by my mid 50s with a substantial amount in savings.
>Basically a mountain man with all the luxuries of a modern life.
SO MUCH FREE TIME TO BE HAD NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.
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>>26122623
>>26123417

Alright, how the fuck do I get into IT.
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>>26121131
Aborted babies are sacrificed to the pagan gods of eternal flame.
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>>26123557
6 foot 1

the dude was about 5 foot 6 and had the face of a pitbull
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>>26121476
Which part fag lord?
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>programmer for financial company
>150k a year
>relaxed work environment
>am on vacation right now chilling at the resort pool sipping cocktails
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>>26120981
I'm a security guard but you're going to get killed at a place like that. Find some night shift work.
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