>literally memorized social algorithms for school/work settings, and adapted it for normal social situation >spent several months developing rote facial expressions and postures >lift often >have 35 small talk algorithms ready to go at any given time
It's useful to be able to bullshit through small conversation. Normies regularly approach me. ( for some reason, I sometimes wonder if I have a really normalfag look) . Meltdowns do happen
>In philosophy section of barnes and noble >Asian homosexual next to me strikes up conversation about philosophy >Don't know what to say because caught off guard >"well, you uh..you wanna pick something uhhh.. it depends on what you like hmmm.. uhhhh" >PANIC >Turn away from faggot >walk away >Out of store >Don't look back
>can't understand what someone says >laugh and smile and nod anyway >use those stupid stock phrases like 'well what can you do?" and "it can't be helped" and "do your best" >when pressed find literally the most inane, inoffensive, obvious thing I can think of saying and say it with a sarcastic tone >when all else fails just repeat back the last few words of whatever the person said
Not quite pass, but most people think I'm just a little eccentric. I'm always surprised how well I can fool people in to thinking I'm not cripplingly shy when I'm in some kind of structured setting like work or a class or something.
Failed normie trying to blend in here. Am no the algorithm dude here is what made small talk little bit easier for me >refer to something you have in common >make a short comment about what someone just said and ask for more details/what happend next >repeat/paraphrase what a person just said >if conversation is dying off say with some confidence you have to do some random shit
At this point i got refered to as a "good listener" kek.
More advanced stuff includes >saying something you actualy think >add something that happend to you that is related to topic(shit doesnt have to be true just make it belivable) >changing topic for one you are more comfortable with >saying some semi-random shit (just dont sound like you memorized wikipedia)
Uber advanced is telling a story yourself. We can make it robots.
People in general sometimes feel awkward renembering this will make them feel more relatable.
Another noob tier thingy you can do is tallk about other people. Just be positive ex. looks in general, something you overheard they said, something you saw them do, their acomplishments. This make you seem like a "nice guy" and if the person is friends with the person you might score some bonus normie community points.
Advanced. HONEST compliments. Works wonders.
No fucking jokes/puns when you just met someone. Learned the hard way.
Also robots Small talk is just a skill like eny other you can learn trough practice.
Sorry for my post being such a fucking mess. Good luck!
>>26121977 This is really all you need to do to be perceived as normal. You can be incredibly fucked up inside but practicing this will make life much easier. People will tolerate you and may even come to like you, but accept not everyone is going to like you. When you freak someone out, own it, someone else who sees it might like you more.
Tbh I'm quite normie, I'm still fat but not like morbidly obese and a kissless virgin, like have conversations with people normally with girls too, I just came to accept the fact I can't really get girls
As a passable normie, I can confirm this is all true. I struggle sometimes with paraphrasing what people say because I often find that what normies talk about is incredibly boring and EXTREMELY predictable. If someone is telling me a funny story or joke I usually always know where it's going to end up before they even finish telling it. It's hard to be a normie when I find everything they say to be incredibly boring 90% of the time.
I was never able to in my younger years, but now I'm apparently really good at it. I started dressing more normally, stopped being fat, and became qt. Also I don't talk about weird shit that normies don't possess the ability to comprehend, and I utilize the magic of small talk.
>>26122897 I've been in retail for 12 years (pic related) not sure at what point I became comfortable with people though. Probably 5 years ago or so but that was also when I started living alone. Probably one less thing for me to feel self conscious about which helped.
>>26123334 Fuck no. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone trying to become a normie, being able to function in social situations with normies is a by product. Forcing socialization and working to improve things about yourself would have the same or more impact and doesn't come with a soul crushing occupation.
>Dont look too horribly bad >Wear decent clothes >Can actually socialize with most people decently enough >Not too hard to make friends However >Absolutely despise most people >Focus too strongly on flaws of both certain people and people in general >Start hating most people >Only really talk to and be friendly with some people so I can get them to do shit for me and help me with shit
>>26120344 I'm actually really personable in the short run. I can banter with guys and get girls to laugh. I just have no idea how to keep it up over time or make it more than a passing thing to get through an evening. It's fucking exhausting. My dad is a robot. Granddad is a Chad. I could probably have turned out different under other circumstances.
>>26122281 Advanced technique: normies get very uncomfortable when you "remember" them, but they don't "remember" you. The trick here is to have a plausible excuse to have met somebody you otherwise would not know except through social media stalking. Parties are great, especially big ones. People are drinking, there is a ton going on, etc. Basically, you just say: "Hey, your name is ______, right? We met at ______." Use some trivial details of the even to establish the backstory and you are golden. As quickly as possible after initiating, transition the conversation onto why you approached them to begin with. Instant new friend/group of friends if you play your cards right.
>>26124664 >I just have no idea how to keep it up over time or make it more than a passing thing to get through an evening.
Spent the night with normie friends. It was a good time. Get a call the next afternoon inviting me out somewhere else they're going. Tell them I don't feel well. Fuck me, I had a good time but it's exhausting. I need recovery time.
>>26124006 I feel the same way. I can pull it off, but it's fucking tiresome and I start to get irritated if I'm around people for too long. The hardest part of my job is dealing with other people, I don't mind the physical aspect at all.
>>26121977 This. Spot on. Just ask random questions about the person you're talking too (Not too many tho, or you'll come up as creepy). People only like to talk about themself, even if they don't realize it.
>>26126884 Ok ffs none of you will believe me I bet but I just got off the phone with a different bird I've been gaming as well and she wants me to come to hers tonight to drink with her but I've already said I'm gonna see the one in my original pic and oh lord how do I manage this this is going to blow up in my face I don't know enough about people or how to resolve this to be in this situation
Who /stupidaura/ here? My body language and my behavior is completely "Idk what the fuck I'm doing" but incredibly enough, it has worked well over the years on drawing people close to me, they're always really sympathetic to me
>>26120344 Not exactly pass as a normie but normies keep me around because I'm harmlessly unusual and have a good sense of humor when comfortable with people.
Have had relationships/ hook ups with many a Stacey but people always say "odd match" or whatever but the reality is that to them I'm interesting, and my face being average to above average tier helps when I'm a bit unusual/ on the spectrum.
>>26127311 In all seriousness, I concentrated on making stories for the customers benefit and relating to them that way and I was beloved by several regular customers who insisted that I serve them as opposed to my co-workers.
tl;dr just lie to the normals, they can't tell or they don't care. Either way works.
Me. Im 1.88, fit and incredibly handsome 9/10. But I got avpd and I'm disgusted by women behaviour. Whenever I'm outside woman (and some men) stare and smile at me, making comments about my looks. The amount of female hair I got thrown in my face and the amount of shoulder rubs by strange women I get... Oh and the times I could steal smartphones and handbags from women in public places, because they trust me with their stuff while going to the 'bathroom'. One day if I'm broke I just take their money and beat it.
I used to be a beta shy glass wearing nerd during my younger years. But ever since I started lifting and eating, woman commented my on my looks. But that avpd man... It's crippling...
>get job as software engineer >invited to coworkers birthday >singles night at the bar, hotties everywhere >one of them is looking at me while i'm ordering a drink and smiling >daydream about happy life with her, coming home from work and helping to make supper, playing video games with the kids, helping them with homework etc. >supporting each other emotionally and helping each other achieve life's goals and genuinely be happy >what if my penis isn't big enough to make her happy >she probably banged dozens of guys with bigger dicks >she's probably not smiling at me, she's probably laughing at me internally, barely able to contain it >laughing whore, that bitch! >start trembling from anxiety, spaghetti spill off the mainland imminent >get my drink and rush back to table with friends >conversation switches from music and movies to sexual conquests and college parties >i was super chatty before and now am dead silent, feel like i should make up some bullshit to fit in >decide to just sit there and finish my drink >drink done, is that girl gone so i can go back to the bar for another? >she's still there, oh fuck, what do i do...
>>26120344 Me. I am 1.89m tall, reasonably athletic, 9/10 face model body etc good fashion sense. The only problem is that I come from a poor family, fucked a girl in a relationship. I can't afford most things because I'm average intelligence and work shit jobs and come from a poor family etc. I appreciate everyone's humour on this board and love the shitposts being REAL posts the most. I also love the guy posting the hotel california stuff every fucking week lmfao
>>26120344 Yup, I can. I'm muscular (3 years lifting), lean, great hygiene, not beautiful but definitely not unnattractive, if I drink enough I become chatty and open enough to pass as friendly and outgoing. Dress normally, don't have autism, know enough about socially acceptable behaviour.
Inside I am a fucking broken mess it's not even funny.
>talking to some guys and qt grills in class >she: "so anon what do you do after school?" >mfw >"oh, n-nothing much.." >guy: "oh yeah you hang out with that friend of yours, right?" >"n-no, we're j-just friends at school" >she: "so what do you do?" >"just st-stay at home really" >she: "oh. hmm." get me off this ride
>>26128381 refer to the situation. if you're at work refer to any meetings or shit that needs to be done. if you're at a restaurant refer to it or what food you'll get. if you've already done that, such as already told the hairdresser what kind of cut you want famm, then ask about what they've been up to recently, and be a bit more specific such as "this past weekend?"
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