>it's a '"twisted" normies sit around

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>manufactured commercial grade edges

>>26119760
To be honest, it's pretty fun to play with your co workers. We used to do it every two weeks or so, drink at my employees house until 6 am and talk bullshit about work.

>takes every chance to balk at easy-mode social opportunities
>bawws about crushing loneliness later

Seems about right for arcanine.

It's such a boring game too. The "jokes" are just combinations of SO RANDUMB and SO EDGY.

>>26119760
Every time I play that stupid fucking game I need to be more drunk to enjoy it, full-on blacked out last time I played and it still wasn't funny.

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>>26119760
>play CAH with the people on my dorm floor
>"omg anon we had no idea you had a sense of humor like that!"
>mfw

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>>26119760
>not giving him a morphine injection

>>26119869
Even the seemingly innocuous cards are just there for the edgy/random juxtapositions

>OMG Ghandi's Big Black Dick?!?!? Mother Teresa tittyfucking!!!

>>26119932
You guys play with shit people I guess. It really never too lewd when we played, but it was pretty random. It's fun to play if you know each co workers sense of humor.

>>26119976
It's a boring, shitty game for dimwits who have no other way to entertain a room full of people.

>>26119976

If you know each other's humor, why don't you just crack jokes while playing an actual game that requires strategy and/or skill?

>>26119760

Played this once, it was tedious.

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>>26119869

It's spelled "random" you dip

I literally have no idea what cards against humanity and is but I keep seeing pics of the one cards everywhere

>>26120025
Because it's the only shitty game that was brought. Either that or we get a deck of cards and play cribbage, or the essential normie game: Fuck You/Kings Cup or whatever it's called.

>>26120003
Personally don't like the game much, like >>26120064 said, it feels tedious as fuck, but isn't it right up most of you guy's alley?

All the time I see posts about how your sense of humor is too edgy thanks to 4chan, and the reason you can't make friends is that you can't make dead baby or hitler was right jokes around them, but now, you have the perfect opportunity to.

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>normies love to be pretend edgy and play a card game where you get epic lulz like "[when in doubt I masturbate to] [grampas ashes]"
>try to talk about something actually interesting but vaguely edgy like a real world spree killer's motivations
>they get uncomfortable and will actually ask you to stop talking about it

[dead baby] oh my god that's so WRONG ahahahaha

>CAH literally removed cards that were deemed to be "punching down"

Yeah real fucking edgy

>>26120380
>punching down
what?

>>26120801
>being mean to straight and white males === OKAY
>being mean to trannies and women and black people == NOT OKAY

>>26120864
At least they have blank cards you can write anything you want on

>>26120135
Ahahahahahahahaha you are so fucking autsitic its funny.

>why do people walk away when i talk about gunning down innocents but they wanna play a card game?

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>everyone gets mad at someone using the "V-Tech Massacre" card
>everyone gets mad at someone using a card that makes fun of gender identifications

Jesus Christ I swear normies cant even take middle school level edge

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>>26121273
Holy shit, you witnessed this happening? I would never hang around those cunts again. Can't even handle the bantz.

>>26121315
BORTUGAL

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>someone plays the [BATMAN!] card
>they win the round because "lol Batman wins no matter what"

God I fucking hate normies.

>>26119760
yeah, last year I hung out with my normie dorm peers and we drank and did stuff like this.
It was my only enjoyable college experience, God help me I'm so lonely

>>26119760
>it's okay to make fun of the victims of mass shootings
>RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY

>>26121422
When I've played it there's no one card that always wins.

Sure, "The Jews," "Hitler," and "Batman" do well most of the time, but for me its always been about gaging how the Czar sees humor.

>>26119877
>get invited to play a game known for being crass
>everyone gets uncomfortable when you say something crass
I don't get this shit.

>>26121273
I go to VT and make fun of the massacre weekly. But I'm probably just autistic

The first and last time I played this was a few months ago with my brother and his friends. The first thing one of them said to me was "you look like Jeb Bush". One of them was a tranny. And they constantly gushed about Bernie Sanders.

Suffice to say, it was fucking awkward.

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>>26119760
Just follow the Frail Path desu senpai and everything will be okay

>>26121273
Mmm, maybe learn something from being autistic and realize somethings are just mean for the sake of being mean? That's not okay. :v
I was an autistic man baby too, but I learned to cope.

You have to play with like-minded people. I played with a bunch of people that go on /pol/ and /r9k/ once. Everything we played was some edgelord dark shit and it was hilarious. I played with group of normies for a club icebreaker thing and it was awful. Everyone just picked LOLRANDOMHAHA answers and had to have every card/joke explained to them which ruined it.

>>26121942
"awkward'
maybe your brother felt awkward after trying to include you, but you ended up being a piece of shit to one of his good friends

>no fun allowed the thread

Take a pill you autistic fags, its there to relax and get to know people through humor.

>>26121088

Obviously I don't support them you fucking normie-defender, just pointing out normies want to be edgy until you get even a little bit grounded even if it's something thats on the news every day.

>>26122196
I know I didn't commit any faux pas or anything and we got along reasonably well, but I didn't feel included or welcome at all. A lot of it was probably just me thinking about it afterward; they're not exactly my type.

>>26119760
Those are alright though, as long as no one gets offended. Joined on a game after one of my classes ended, even the lesbian feminist teacher had a good time.

>>26119804
Are you 16??? It is pretty pathetic not having a sense of humor that you need some kike company to manufacture your edge humor game. It is pretty stupid imo.

>get a blank card
>"nigger"

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Why is everyone here so bitter over this?

>>26119760
I've never played it but always heard about people playing it and losing their shit over cards that say stuff I would probably normally say anyway. I think the appeal for normies is it's like a chance for them to be edgy and say things they wouldn't normally say and not have their social standing ruined.

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>>26123285

it's trying really hard to be edgy and just ends up being not funny and forced, for people who think they're so damaged but are painfully generic, basically reddit in game form

>>26121877
there are two possibilities for this, just like everything else social

step 1: obtain halo effect
step 2: do what's expected, or something else, it doesn't matter, do absolutely anything, and they'll all love it

step 1: don't obtain halo effect
step 2: do what's expected, or something else, it doesn't matter, do absolutely anything, and they'll all wish you would just go somewhere else

>>26123184
>>26122212
>>26122174
>>26121617
>>26121422
>>26119976
>>26119877
>>26119804

>Needing some company to manufacture your humor
> """""""fun game"""""""
>Jesus are you all just boring ass human beings that dont know what the fuck to do

Sure I am not going to lie that I am also a boring piece of shit but I do try to talk about the news and shit.

>But wait no one is fucking interested in the news, people nowadays literately dont give a fuck about what is going on in the world, and they are all busy just posting on kikebook, instashit and snapdick to pretend their life is really that """""""good""""""". Ofcourse none of them are unique or funny, they all just are meeting certain standards to get pussy or chad and work some job they never bother to improve in and just die like all off us

At least I got that 1 friend that just clicks, he too likes to discuss what is going on in this world and have our own original laughs.

^that was pretty autistic of me

>>26123355
Multiple stab wounds is the best answer

CAH is fun for the first 10 minutes or so, then everyone has played their good cards and you're left with just random pop culture shit while everyone hopes they draw something decent.

>>26124082
This. After the first few rounds it turns into Family Guy-tier humor where everyone's trying to fit in a reference to somebody they don't even know because he's on the card and it just ends up being shit.

The only time CAH is fun is if you use custom sets on the online version since you can actually make funny, original cards.

CAH is way too tame for my taste.

>>26124082

>play with my brother's friends
>play a pop culture reference at an opportune time
>he immediately throws it out because "I don't know who Meatloaf is and I don't feel like looking it up
>happens every time he gets given a person's name
>except Batman

Fucking normies.

>>26119760
>Anon! You're such a funny guy!
THEN WHY THE FUCK AREN'T A WINNING AT THE JOKEY CARD GAME NORMIE?

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>know how to be edgy
>have studied normalfag "lelsorandum" humor for years on the internet
>normalfag friends want to play cards against humanity
>use my knowledge of lelsorandum humor and casual edginess to win almsot every round
>mfw they think I'm the funniest person ever