>it's a '"twisted" normies sit around and play Cards Against Humanity' party
>play CAH with the people on my dorm floor
>"omg anon we had no idea you had a sense of humor like that!"
Because it's the only shitty game that was brought. Either that or we get a deck of cards and play cribbage, or the essential normie game: Fuck You/Kings Cup or whatever it's called.
Personally don't like the game much, like >>26120064 said, it feels tedious as fuck, but isn't it right up most of you guy's alley?
All the time I see posts about how your sense of humor is too edgy thanks to 4chan, and the reason you can't make friends is that you can't make dead baby or hitler was right jokes around them, but now, you have the perfect opportunity to.
>normies love to be pretend edgy and play a card game where you get epic lulz like "[when in doubt I masturbate to] [grampas ashes]"
>try to talk about something actually interesting but vaguely edgy like a real world spree killer's motivations
>they get uncomfortable and will actually ask you to stop talking about it
>everyone gets mad at someone using the "V-Tech Massacre" card
>everyone gets mad at someone using a card that makes fun of gender identifications
Jesus Christ I swear normies cant even take middle school level edge
Holy shit, you witnessed this happening? I would never hang around those cunts again. Can't even handle the bantz.
>someone plays the [BATMAN!] card
>they win the round because "lol Batman wins no matter what"
God I fucking hate normies.
When I've played it there's no one card that always wins.
Sure, "The Jews," "Hitler," and "Batman" do well most of the time, but for me its always been about gaging how the Czar sees humor.
The first and last time I played this was a few months ago with my brother and his friends. The first thing one of them said to me was "you look like Jeb Bush". One of them was a tranny. And they constantly gushed about Bernie Sanders.
Suffice to say, it was fucking awkward.
Just follow the Frail Path desu senpai and everything will be okay
Mmm, maybe learn something from being autistic and realize somethings are just mean for the sake of being mean? That's not okay. :v
I was an autistic man baby too, but I learned to cope.
You have to play with like-minded people. I played with a bunch of people that go on /pol/ and /r9k/ once. Everything we played was some edgelord dark shit and it was hilarious. I played with group of normies for a club icebreaker thing and it was awful. Everyone just picked LOLRANDOMHAHA answers and had to have every card/joke explained to them which ruined it.
Obviously I don't support them you fucking normie-defender, just pointing out normies want to be edgy until you get even a little bit grounded even if it's something thats on the news every day.
I know I didn't commit any faux pas or anything and we got along reasonably well, but I didn't feel included or welcome at all. A lot of it was probably just me thinking about it afterward; they're not exactly my type.
I've never played it but always heard about people playing it and losing their shit over cards that say stuff I would probably normally say anyway. I think the appeal for normies is it's like a chance for them to be edgy and say things they wouldn't normally say and not have their social standing ruined.
it's trying really hard to be edgy and just ends up being not funny and forced, for people who think they're so damaged but are painfully generic, basically reddit in game form
there are two possibilities for this, just like everything else social
step 1: obtain halo effect
step 2: do what's expected, or something else, it doesn't matter, do absolutely anything, and they'll all love it
step 1: don't obtain halo effect
step 2: do what's expected, or something else, it doesn't matter, do absolutely anything, and they'll all wish you would just go somewhere else
>Needing some company to manufacture your humor
> """""""fun game"""""""
>Jesus are you all just boring ass human beings that dont know what the fuck to do
Sure I am not going to lie that I am also a boring piece of shit but I do try to talk about the news and shit.
>But wait no one is fucking interested in the news, people nowadays literately dont give a fuck about what is going on in the world, and they are all busy just posting on kikebook, instashit and snapdick to pretend their life is really that """""""good""""""". Ofcourse none of them are unique or funny, they all just are meeting certain standards to get pussy or chad and work some job they never bother to improve in and just die like all off us
At least I got that 1 friend that just clicks, he too likes to discuss what is going on in this world and have our own original laughs.
^that was pretty autistic of me
This. After the first few rounds it turns into Family Guy-tier humor where everyone's trying to fit in a reference to somebody they don't even know because he's on the card and it just ends up being shit.
The only time CAH is fun is if you use custom sets on the online version since you can actually make funny, original cards.
>play with my brother's friends
>play a pop culture reference at an opportune time
>he immediately throws it out because "I don't know who Meatloaf is and I don't feel like looking it up
>happens every time he gets given a person's name
>know how to be edgy
>have studied normalfag "lelsorandum" humor for years on the internet
>normalfag friends want to play cards against humanity
>use my knowledge of lelsorandum humor and casual edginess to win almsot every round
>mfw they think I'm the funniest person ever