>You spend Friday night trying to decipher Finnegans Wake
>Chad fucks her so deep she gets a bellyache
Take the Thunderwords, anon.
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>you jack off in the dark alone
>Chad is making Stacey moan
>It's 5pm and you're gonna get alcohol
>5pm Chad's fingering her hole
>By 10pm you'll be so drunk
>By 10pm she'll be licking Chad's trunk
>At midnight, drunk and alone
>At midnight they're start to bone
>Tell her she has pretty eyes
>In her pussy Chad creampies